OneView OnlineLaughter and ChaosOneOctavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie next to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter. Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well. This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the day he met Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter, he knew she was the one. They had many things in common. One of them being laughter. Discord brought chocolate rain to Equestria and Pinkie wanted to find out who had caused this miracle to happen. Pinkie Pie is beautiful with her strapless sparkly snow white wedding dress on. The glass slippers her friend Rarity had made her click! every time she takes a step. Discord had had a tough time picking a tuxedo that would actually fit his distorted body. He's a Draconequus and Discord had always feared that no one would love. That he would die alone and no one could care less. Clyde and his daughter make it to the alter and he kisses the top of Pinkie's forehead, his hot tears beginning to make Pinkie cry, which wasn't her goal for her special day. Pinkie's father tips his hat towards Discord meaning take care of my little girl; you have my blessing. "We are gathered here today..." Pinkie Pie doesn't listen to the pony who is going to grant them as a married couple, she only stares into Discord's crimson red eyes, and he does the same. "... Or forever hold your peace." "I'd like to object this wedding!" A feminine goddess-like voice shouts. Everypony looks at Princess Celestia who is standing broadly with an angry expression on her face. She walks closer and closer to Discord. Pinkie backs away like a small animal hiding from its predator. But Discord goes in front of his fiancee, to protect her from the harm that could be done from Celestia. "You're pretty brave to show your mane back here, Tia." Princess Celestia says nothing but only looks at Discord with pleading eyes. "Discord, you shouldn't be marrying a worthless Earth pony! You should be with me!" she demands. Pinkie Pie begins to tear up, nopony has ever called her worthless and coming from the Princess, it must be true. "It's all right my dear, she did not mean it." Discord assures the pink bride. "But..." Pinkie sniffs as her groom wipes her tears with his claw. "Why would you marry her?! She's nothing to you! I'm the love of your life!" "Were! You were the love of my life." The pony guests gasp and murmur to each other. "Before you and your sister turned me to stone!" Princess Celestia doesn't know how to respond to her old flame's answer. "Fine." she starts. "Get married. But you will regret it, Discord." And with that, Princess Celestia flies away leaving the audience gaping and waiting for the wedding to take place again.
TwoView OnlineLaughter and ChaosTwoPinkie Pie curls up in a ball and weeps until Discord comes to comfort her. "It's all right, my dear." He reassures the pink bride. "Let's just... Continue the wedding." Pinkie nods and Discord helps his fiance up from the ground. He leads Pinkie Pie back up to the alter. Doctor Whooves, the pastor, clears his throat and turns to the page he left off on in his book to continue. An hour has passed and the wedding is near the end. "May we have the ring and bracelet?" Pinkie's pet baby alligator, Gummy walks down the red carpeted aisle holding a small purple pillow in his toothless mouth. On the pillow is a gold ring and charm bracelet. Everypony awwws and oooohs at Gummy and how he, being an alligator with derp eyes, made it all the way to his cheerful owner and her soon-to-be husband. "I, Pinkamena Diane Pie, take you Discord, as my lawful and wedded husband." Pinkie says as she places the gold ring on Discord's claw. Her tears start to blind her but Pinkie Pie does care. "I, Discord Draconequus, take you Pinkamena Diane Pie as my lawful and wedded wife." Discord takes the charm bracelet from the purple pillow and puts it on Pinkie's left hoof. "Discord," Doctor Whooves begins as he adjusts his turquoise bow tie. "do you love Pinkamena Diane Pie? Enough to love her in poor, wealth, sickness and in health?" "I do." Discord gives his bride a grin. "I do." Pinkie responds after Doctor Whooves asks her the same question. "I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Draconequus! You may kiss the bride." Discord and Pinkie stare into each others eyes. Pinkie's muzzle makes contact with Discord's mouth and they share a passionate kiss. Their first kiss as husband and wife. Everypony clops with their hooves and cheer as the newlyweds pull away from their kiss and smile at their guests. Pinkie spots her father, still crying and hugging his wife Roxy. Just looking at Clyde and how he's crying for his little mare made Pinkie Pie smile. She remembers the moment she left the rock farm and her family. Clyde was crying and so was Roxy. Octavia and Blinkie (as Pinkie nicknamed her) were hugging their sister goodbye. Not a tear was shed from the two sisters. But they did say they'd visit her often. Unfortunately, that never happened. After she left, Pinkie decided to move to Ponyville and quickly became friends with everypony there. The wedding has now ended and Pinkie goes to talk to her bridesmaids at her wedding reception in Canterlot. Luckily the Princess won't notice they're there because she went to Fillydelphia to visit the ponies there. The wedding reception is just what Pinkie Pie imagined it would be. It fits her perfectly. Rarity's cousin, Vinyl Scratch offered to DJ the party for her. That way, Octavia and Blinkie could spend a little more time with their pink sister. The pink walls surrounding everypony is a bright hot pink color and brings cheer to the guests as they walk in. Who needs chairs at a wedding reception? The ballroom//dining room feels like a restaurant. Its tables are set to the side and booths are there as well. Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy trot over to Pinkie Pie who is wearing an elegant pink after-party dress. It looks as if confetti had littered Pinkie's mane because specks of blue and yellow are all over. Pinkie is still wearing the wedding bracelet Discord had put on her as a sign of their love. "Pinkie... you look so... beautiful in... your... dress." Fluttershy croaks. Her sweet pink and yellow bridesmaid dress matches the lily that is on her ear. "Thanks! Rarity made it for me!" Pinkie exclaims. She looks over to her fiance who is taking pictures with her family and the rest of their guests. Rarity blushes at the kind compliment Pinkie has made. "Oh, that old thing? I just made something for Pinkie. Honestly, I never thought it would turn out so dazzling on you, Pinkie!" "Oh, stop being so modest Rarity." Twilight teases her. Each pony (yes, even Rainbow Dash) is wearing a magnificent dress that goes with their personality. Applejack is wearing a brown tuxedo-like dress with a cape in the back, her blonde mane and tail tied with blue ribbon and to top it all off, a simple cocoa hat. Rainbow Dash has a blue dress similar to the one she wore at the gala but only her rainbow mane is in a bun and an aquamarine jewel is the centerpiece on her necklace. Rarity is wearing a turquoise long sleeved dress with a blue crown atop her head. Twilight has a purple dress on with stars and constellations and on her hooves are golden slippers. "I'm sorry but that's what I do!" Rarity plays with Twilight's mind as she says this. "How are you ladies doing this evening?" "Dizzy!" Pinkie shouts. She and Discord share a quick kiss and turn to the five ponies. "Congratulations on y'all's weddin'." Applejack states. Pinkie Pie giggles and snorts and examines Discord's attire. He's still wearing his black tuxedo from that afternoon. "Is something wrong, dearest?" "Nopie dopie! I was just admiring how great you look!"
ThreeView OnlineLaughter and ChaosThreeLaughter and Chaos Three "Here we are, dearest." Discord says softly as he carries Pinkie Pie towards the door to their hotel room. Mr. and Mrs. Cake had chipped in almost all of their bits to pay for our honeymoon after the wedding. "No, no. I couldn't, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. You're too kind. My mom and dad already offered to pay for the wedding and now you want to pay for Dizzy's and my honeymoon?" Mrs. Cake shook her head, her swirly ice cream-styled pink mane moving with it. She looked at Mr. Cake who had a shocked expression on his face. It seemed he really wanted to give me this opportunity. "Pinkie Pie," My boss, Mr. Cake began. "We insist. My wife and I want you to have the best honeymoon you can dream of since Cup and I had an average honeymoon. You're like a daughter to us." I was touched. I didn't know Mr. and Mrs. Cake loved me so much. They rented me a room in Sugarcube Corner a little over a year ago, they were so kind enough to give it to me. But I couldn't say no; they were technically my parents by law but the Cakes were really convincing. So I said, "Okie dokie lokie!" The reception was exhilarating. Pinkie was sure everyone was having a great time dancing, singing to karaoke and eating cupcakes! The pink party pony hadn't hired a caterer for her wedding. To everyone there, she practically was the caterer. She did a great job with frosting the cupcakes, creating a huge wedding cake for her and Discord and also providing the delicious pastries for dessert. -- "Ooh! This is so super-duper exciting!" Pinkie exclaims before they enter the chamber. The wooden door dissolves into thin air thanks to Discord's powers. Pinkie Pie and her husband gape at the sight of the room. It's decorated with hearts and has a wonderfully-made king's bed. Perfect for the happy couple. "Oh my goodness! Our very own honeymoon suite! I love it!" Pinkie Pie jumps out of Discord's arms and onto the cozy bed. She bounces up and down while her signature bright smile forms on her face. "This! Is! So! Fun! Dizzy!" Pinkie Pie shouts as she jumps on the bed like a filly. Watching Pinkie enjoy the trampoline, Discord thinks about how his childhood was never full of cheer. His mother and father died right after he was born because of the Princesses' parents. Discord sighs and sits on the red and pink tile floor, feeling Pinkie hopping all over and giggling to her heart's content. "Hey, what's wrong?" she asks, her voice sweet as sugar. "I'm just worried about you, my dear." Pinkie Pie stares at Discord in confusion. Was he talking about the interruption they had at the wedding from Princess Celestia? That Pinkie would be hurt and Discord wouldn't be able to protect her? She knew that couldn't be true. Discord would always be there now that they were married to each other. Pinkie Pie rolls her sky blue eyes playfully. Discord has nothing to worry about. At least, that's what she thinks. As long as he's by her side, that will be true. "Dizzy!" Pinkie shouts as she wraps her forearms around Discord's torso. "We're like balloons! Always blown up with air and then giving birth to chicks!" Discord raises a brow. That was definitely not how balloons worked. But he knew that if he told Pinkie, it'd break her heart. "Oh Pinkie Pie. You are so deliciously random." "Thanks!" Pinkie's smile fills Discord with glee. He loves his bright and bubbly wife and wants to make her happy. It's only been a day since they've been married. What could go wrong? A/N Criticism is welcome but I don't really take constructive criticism well. Tell me what I did wrong nicely. Please? ^^;
