Diamond Tiara believes her butt is getting bigger. Silver Spoon, on the other hand, is an excellent liar, and has so far convinced her otherwise. With some relationship advice from some old associates and a small tub of ice cream, can Silver Spoon resolve the unresolved sexual tension that's been between the two of them for years?

Well, duh; the sex tag is there for a reason, ya donks.

Trigger Warnings: Phat asses, attempts at humor.