The night was calm and there was a slight breeze in the air carrying the faint sent of Fall. The street lights buzzed as they filled the dark roads with a glow, helping me see my way through the shadows. The sounds of my hoofsteps echoed through the streets of Ponyville as I wobbled home from a nearby apartment complex, punch drunk, and feeling lucky I was able to leave there conscious. I snorted loudly wiping the blood from my nose talking to myself as I make my way closer to my shit hole of a home.

“She never told me she had a coltfriend” I mumbled to myself before chuckling. “He he… What?…wait?

I stood there for a long moment thinking really hard trying to remember what I just thought of, flapping my wing as the movement helps me think straight. My face grew long as I remembered what I forgot.

“That Bitch!” I shouted aloud just now noticing that she stole all the bits I had on me.
“Oh, Celestia! Why me?” I yelled dropping to my knees over reacting to the moment.
“Wait?” I Said to myself again now standing up on all four hoofs.
“Rent is due tomorrow!”

I made my way safely home walking to my front door jiggling the handle before talking to myself again.

“And I’m locked out.”

I smashed my forehead on the door in frustration before heading to the backyard to break out a window. The lawn was well past its due date for a mowing and the weeds started to claim it as their homeland. As I made my way to the back I looked around for a moment realizing a mysterious lump lying in my drained pool sleeping. I sighed to myself before jumping into the pool. Looking at the lump I noticed it was my roommate Ebony. I knew her ever since we were little fillies. Thinking to myself I came to the conclusion that she most likely locked herself out as well.

“Wake up Ebbs.” I said kicking her in the side.
“Mmh… uh.” she groaned pushing my hoof my away.

Tired, hurt and impatient I started to flap my wings lifting myself several feet into the air hovering over Ebony’s body.

“Last chance.” I warned Ebony flapping my wings.

No response came from the sleeping mare signaling me to stop flapping my wings, dropping myself on her sleeping body forcing her to let out a cough as she wakes up.

“Cough” “Cough” “Okay Cobalt! I’m up.” She yelled at me pushing my body off of her.

We both stood up brushing ourselves off before talking to each other.

“You reek of booze.” I told her as I helped her up and out of the pool.
“Yeah? You don’t say?” she responded sarcastically. “What happened to you?” Ebony added pointing to my nose.
“Uhh. It’s nothing.” I replied pushing away her hoof.
“You got your ass kicked!” she laughed punching me on the shoulder.

I let her have her moment of fun before telling her some bad news.

“We’re locked out of the house, and I got robbed.”
“So break a window… Wait you got robbed!” she screeched. “How are we going to pay rent?”

I responded to her with a truthful answer.

“Well for one you can get a job.”
“Nope.” She interrupted.
“Two… you can get a job!” I repeated.
“Nope again.” She said sticking her tongue out at me.

Not waiting any longer I walked up to a round window decorated with grime and dust looking at it before ramming my elbow through it. I helped Ebony in through the window before talking to her again.

“Couldn’t you have unlocked the door with your horn?”

She stared at me for a second thinking hard before speaking.

“Oh Yeah, I forgot.” She said then giggled. “Tee-hee”
“You’re so lucky I’m your Friend.” I told her with a threatening tone lifting her back legs into the house.
“Oooh I’m shaking in my hoofs.” She countered flicking her tail in my face.

A couple of moments later Ebony unlocked the backdoor letting me in, the smell of our thrashed kitchen was welcoming to me as I could barely smell through the dried blood covering my nose. I walked into the bathroom to wash my face knocking on the door before entering.

“Knock” “Knock”

Ebony’s voice could be heard from the other side of the door.

“Come in.” she said nonchalantly

As I walked into the bathroom I noticed her sitting on the toilet with the lid down using it as a chair. She was the most beautiful mares I’ve ever knew. Her mane was pitch black and very long traveling almost to her lower back. Her coat was a light grey with a small patch of darker grey right above her cutie mark and her eyes where a dark shade of emerald. I turned on the water waiting for it to warm up before putting my hoofs into the stream, splashing water on my face getting as much of the blood off of my nose as possible. On my way out of the bathroom Ebony tossed one of her stockings over my head giggling as she watched me pulling it off from myself.

“Would you like to take a shower with me?” she cooed playfully

Not saying anything I turned around and walked towards the shower turning the water on to its hottest setting waiting until steam began to fill the bathroom. Once all steamy I turned around again and started to make my way to my room.

“Hey!?” Ebony Yelled. “What about the shower?”
“Enjoy.” I replied waving to her as I closed the bathroom door behind me.

She sat there for a moment with a pouty look on her face.

“Asshole.” Ebony whispered to herself as she stepped into the shower.

Walking from the bathroom I cleaned up the house a little, tossing trash from one pile into another making a nice organized mess out of everything. As I rummaged more through the piles of trash I found a nice piece of wood to put over the broken window. It was about two feet long and three feet wide, a tad smaller than the window, but it will work for now. It took about a minute to place the wooden board over the window and to nail it in making a good window replacement.

“There we go.” Saying to myself out loud with a smile. “Well…time for bed.”

Walking to my room I’ve noticed a trail of water coming from the bathroom heading towards my bedroom. Letting out a sigh I followed the water trail all the way to my room ready to expect anything.

“Get out Ebbs” I sighed through the door to Ebony.
“Nooo.” She said hiding under my covers.

I began to form a big fake smile on my face ready to speak in a fake pleasant tone hoping to get past her stubbornness.

“Will you leave my room… PLEASE.”

Silenced filled the room for a moment as Ebony poked her head out of my covers, looking at me with her tongue sticking out of her mouth.

“No!” She playfully yelped as she quickly tucked her head back under my covers.
“You win! You can sleep in here tonight. I’ll go sleep in the pool.” I told her walking out of my room.
“Wait!” she shouted. Can I sleep with you tonight? J-just once.” Ebony asked
“Why can’t you sleep in your own bed?” I asked her making my way back to my room.
“My room is right next to the broken window. What if somepony breaks in and has there way with me.” She whimpered, sticking out her bottom lip.
“I’ll thank them.” I responded jokingly as I crawled under the covers with the unicorn.

My bed was damp and uncomfortable; I grabbed some of the blanket and pulled it over my body. Still under the covers Ebony slowly scooted her body closer and closer to me, stopping when she was able to pull out one of my wings and began to use it as a blanket. I pulled back my wing and rolled over pointing my face towards hers… bad mistake. Ebony looked deep into my eyes blushing as her horn glowed for a second turning the nob of my radio to the on position, changing the station to some slow music setting the mood from sleep mode… to sex mode. She gave me a small peck on my cheeks before braking eye contact for a second while she climbed up on top of my body getting comfortable. Moving her lips to the side of my head she began to blow gently into my ear causing them to twitch making my face glow a faint shade of rose red. Her head slowly made its way down to my neck, kissing it softly as she let out quiet moans. Enjoying it I wrapped my hooves around her damp body feeling her lower back just above her cutie mark grabbing her tightly before throwing her off of my bed listening to her plop on the floor.

“Ouch!” she shouted.
“Nice try.” I said laughing at her. “You got pretty far this time, I give you that.”
“Dam it!” she shouted. “I’ll never lose my virginity at this rate.” She yelled even louder.

Ebony stood up and made her way back to my bed crawling under the covers again turning her back towards me.

“You Know I never really got why you want me to be your first.” I said pushing my wing over her letting her use it as a blanket.
“Just drop it.” She squeaked grabbing my wing as she began to snuggle it.

I sat there for a moment smiling at her before telling her goodnight.

“Good night Ebbs.” I yawned
“Good night Col.” She replied nuzzling my wing.

Morning came quickly as I woke up to countless knocks on the door getting more and more aggressive making me lose my cool first thing in the morning.

“Hold on! I’m coming.” I shouted at the door making my way out of bed.

The knocks never stopped until I opened the door. Before being able to say hello a wrinkly old pony zipped into my house helping herself to my couch.

“Oh Celestia.” I said to myself.
“Watch your mouth!” shouted the old lady. “You won’t be saying the Princesses name in vain around me.”
“Sorry Ma’am.” I replied with sincerity.

Looking at the old mare my gut began to twist in a knot knowing that she’s my landlord and I don’t have rent. She looked around the house with a displeased look on her face. Before saying anything, she stood up and made her way to the filthy kitchen.

“Oh, goodness! What happened here!” the old mare shouted pointing at the window.

Taking a moment to think of what to say I began flapping my wings, sweating as my breath got heavier by the second as the old mare looked at me waiting for me to answer.

“Well.” She yelled. “Spit it out Sonny.”

At that moment my mouth began to move and I had no control over what I was saying.

“We were robed!” I shouted at the old mare. “There were four of them, they beat me up and took all of my money… and they ate all my food too.”

The old mare looked at me for a moment, gazing deep into my eyes as I tried to force out a tear. Her smell was overpowering filling my nose as she got closer to me.

“Oh you poor dear.” She said. “It’s a shame that happened to you.”

I sighed in relief listening to the rest of her lecture.

“Well I guess I can give you a couple of extra weeks to pay for rent.”

Looking at the kitchen she continued.

“And take this.” She said handing me fifty bits. “Go get some groceries.”

I grabbed the old mares hoof shaking it vigorously while my face, unable to hold my colossal smile I shouted

“Thank you! Thank you! I’ll pay the fifty bits when I give you rent in a couple of weeks.”

The wrinkled mare made her way out of the house spreading her old smell as she goes.

“Oh I almost forgot.” She yelped turning around.
“Yes?” I replied
“Mow the lawn, it dreadfully overgrown.” She said slamming the door behind her.

I jumped into the air flapping my wings giving me a boost as I shouted in excitement.

“Holly Shit that was close!” I shouted still floating the air.

My cheers of joy must have wakened Ebony as she was standing behind me with my blanket rapped around her body looking really comfortable.

“Why are you shouting?” the grey mare yawned.

I walked up to her slowly looking into her big emerald eyes giving her a small grin. Her face turned pink in response to my smile. Once I was close enough to her I moved my arms around the blanket hugging her and the warm sheet rubbing her back oh so slowly. My mouth inched gradually to her ear giving it a little nibble before I began to whisper softly.

“Ebony.” I whispered to her in a seductive tone.
“Y-yes, Col?” she stuttered.

At that moment I gave her a small kiss on the cheek, watching her body cringe as she thinks she’s going get lucky. I moved my lips back to her ear whispering one last sentence to her.

“Mow the lawn.”

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