Canterlot Gardens - Present

The hooded pony sat on a bench, waiting for the arrival of her cohort. The scenery around her was beautiful. It was the middle of summer, and the sun was shining down on the gardens, warming the spirits of everyone there...

Except for Milfy. She was there on important business, concerning her young son, Button Mash.

Ponyville - One week earlier

Button's Mother had always given her son the best care she could provide; after all, her cutie mark was a heart and a baby bottle. But for whatever reason, Button always seemed to be avoiding her. He would only talk to her if he had to, and spent most of his time locked up in his room, lost inside lands of fantasy. He spent most of his time there, but even if he did go out, he only had a small group of friends. And it worried her that there was only one mare in the group. A cute little filly named Sweetie Belle, but still only one.

One day during school hours, Milfy went out with her girlfriends for their weekly meet-up. She may have been a mother, but she was quite young. Today, she met up with Lyra and Bon-Bon at Sugarcube Corner. The happy pink mare that lived there was bouncing around and taking orders.

"And what'll it be for you?" She asked Milfy.

"Milfy!" Lyra said loudly to get her attention.

"Huh? Oh...um...Rainbow Frosting cupcake, extra sprinkles." The pink mare hopped off to fill the order. Milfy went back to staring out the window until her mint-green friend snapped her back to attention.

"Milfy, you've been kind of distant lately. Is something wrong?"

"Oh...It's just Button. He hasn't been very social lately."

"Aren't colts his age supposed to be super-social, especially with the fillies?"

"Usually, but he's been lost in his other world. Nothing in this one seems to get to him."

"Humans!!!" Lyra yelled out suddenly, startling the pink mare and making her drop their order. The mare reacted quickly and bent her body almost like it was made of rubber to catch them. She deposited the cupcakes, then moved on.

"What?" Milfy asked before taking a bite of her cupcake.

"You said nothing in this world could reach him. So let's try another world!" Bon-Bon rolled her eyes.

"For the last time Lyra, humans are just a myth!" She began to take a drink of her soda, but spat out what was in her mouth when Lyra said;

"Rainbow Dash says they're real."

"What?"

"Rainbow Dash told me what Princess Sparkle told her about the human world. Princess Celestia has a portal to it. It only opens every 30 moons. But I found a spell in the library that will force it open for one week. But it can only be done once."

Milfy thought about this...it seemed ridiculous...but maybe Lyra was on to something.

"All right Lyra, what's the plan?" Bon-Bon looked at her with wide eyes.

"You can't be serious."

"Well......" Lyra started...

Canterlot Gardens - Present

So here she was, on the seventh day. Lyra had entered the the human world to observe how they dealt with despondent children., among her own personal interest. It was approaching evening when Lyra returned.

"Hey, Milfy! That was awesome! I learned so much about humanity! It's real! All of it! Skyscrapers, the internet, McDonald's..."

"That's great Lyra, but did you learn anything that will help Button?" Milfy interrupted.

"Ugh, way to be a buzzkill. Fine. I'll skip right to it." Lyra pulled some photographs out of her saddlebag. Milfy examined them, and her jaw dropped.

"From my studies, this is how human parents deal with despondent children." Lyra said.

"A...are...are you sure about this, Lyra?"

"I saw it with my own eyes."

"Well...I don't have...I need a...where are we gonna get those...?"

"Hm..." Lyra hummed in thought. "I think Pinkie Pie has some."

Milfy's House - The next day

Button had already come home from school, and was completely absorbed in his video games. Milfy went upstairs to talk to her son.

"Button, sweetie, did you finish your homework?"

"Yeah, high charisma...roll an eight." he mumbled.

Milfy sighed. It was as she feared. She wouldn't be able to reach him in a normal way. She sighed again and went back to her bedroom, leaving her son with his video games. Lyra's words ran through her mind.

"Your son must be what the humans call 'gay'." She picked up one of the toys she had borrowed from Pinkie Pie.

Within a minute she was back in the room. Button's Mother quickly began strapping the fake dick onto herself. It was quite a bother to get on, and in the time she was fiddling with the straps, Button noticed the movement from the corner of his eye.

"Mom, what are you doing?" he asked, his voice a mix of confusion and terror.

"Putting on my strap-on. sweetie." She replied. With a satisfying smack on her flank, the last strap was in place. "Bend over."

"What...OH CRAP!" Button's Mother left him no time to react. She threw herself at her son, landing right on top of him. The little colt squirmed underneath her weight, but it was no use. There was no getting away.

"Now, now, sweetie. Lie still."

"BUT I DON'T WANT THIS!" The colt screamed, his voice almost a girly screech.

"Sure you do. Isn't that why you spend so much time around colts instead of fillies?"

"I DON'T EVEN!"

"Shhhh... Just trust mommy."

With a little bit of effort, Button's Mother managed to line up the dildo with her son's tiny anus. He let out a quiet squeak as it pressed against the puffy exterior, slowly spreading apart his tight walls.

"Mom, please, I'll do anything you say, I promise! Just don't do this!"

Button's Mother chuckled and whispered into her son's ear.

"Bite the pillow; I'm going in dry."

"I don't have a pillow...OWOWOWOWOWOHOOHOWOWOW MY ANUS!!!!"

In one instant, the rubber phallus forced its way into the son's anus, spreading apart his interior. It certainly was tough to push forward with no lubrication, but with just a bit of effort, Button's mother managed to get farther and farther. Despite the toy being on of the smaller in her possession, there was quite simply wasn't room for it within her son's body. By the time two-thirds was inside of him, she had to stop pushing forward, lest she seriously hurt the child.

"How do you feel, sweetie?" she asked, her voice calm and caring.

"Err...hgh...p-pain..." Button whispered. His voice twitched alongside the rest of his body. Although she had just penetrated him like this, he had not screamed nor cried, which was quite the admirable feat for the young colt.

Later that night, a scarred Button stumbled down the stairs, finding his mother in the kitchen.

"Son, I asked you to do the dishes. This is what happens when you don't do the dishes."

"That's what this was about?!?!" Button shrieked, his voice still slightly more shrill after the abuse he just received.

"No no, that was a joke."

"A JOKE!?!?" Button started crying and stumbled back up the stairs, slamming his door behind him.

Milfy followed and knocked on the door.

"Button, I know something that'll make you feel better."

Her son was quiet on the other side of the door.

"THE SMELL OF ADVENTURE!"

"Go away, mom!" Button yelled from the other side.

"Sweetie, I'm just trying to expand your horizons. I'm showing you your options. If you didn't like that, we can always try something else." Just the thought made Milfy moist...the sudden realization of how much she truely enjoyed what had happened just earlier that night. "Next time you can give mommy the adventure!"

"Mom! This is wrong." Button responded.

"Honey, I can hear you clopping in there." Button was silent for a minute, then the door opened. Button looked up at his mother.

"Mom, did I level up?" Milfy smiled.

"Not yet, you still need more experience."

"How do I get more points?"

"Isn't it obvious? Go on more adventures!" The colt thought it over.

"All right mom. But I'm done for now. I think I've had enough adventure for one night."

"Okay honey. The next adventure can wait, now shut off the games and get some sleep."

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - Me and two of my friends got really bored; this is the result. Conclusion: Don't let bronies get bored. Excerpt taken from "pony thread simulator ep 4 Family Bonding," and Button's Mom was named "Milfy" after a meme we saw. So special thanks to Tehheliclopter, the chief editor, and Clop Drop and Roll, who provided incoherent inspiration.

Tehheliclopter - Hey guys, this was an attempt at something while we got bored one night. I hope you can find it in your hearts to enjoy it. Thanks for any support and if we are really feeling it a chapter two may be in order. This is, as you can see, a collaboration; a third friend may or may not be assisting on later chapters. "Love and Tolerance."

Clop Drop and Roll - He doesn't get to type his own; he's been too busy on the interwebs

Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMx9xpoFeNo&feature=youtu.be
Hey look, I found the meme:
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/8/15/400759/medium.jpg