"So how'd it go, Milfy?" Lyra asked. She hadn't heard yet about yesterday's events. Milfy was walking around town on her daily errands, but her focus was somewhere else. On Button, to be exact. She thought she had gotten through to the colt last night, but he had left the house this morning without saying even a single word to her. She had been stuck thinking about that all morning, but Lyra's shout snapped her mind back to the present.

"Hm? Oh. Hi Lyra." Milfy said, focusing back on reality. "What was that?"

"Did my studies of the humans help Button?" Replied the mint-green unicorn.

"I'm not really sure. At first he wasn't happy about it, then he seemed to accept it. But this morning he left without even waiting for me to make him a lunch." Lyra thought about it.

"Well, that actually sounds a lot like the human reactions. So the appropriate response, based on what I found out, would be to enhance the experience."

"What exactly does that mean?" Milfy asked.

"Um... what exactly did you do?"

Milfy described in explicit detail what she had done with her son's anus the night before. Lyra listened to the story intently, then pondered how she could respond. After a moment of thought, she told Milfy she would just need some good practice.

"P-Practice?" Replied Button's mother, slightly stuttering. "Wh-What?"

"Well, you just need to perform better."

"Are you insulting my..." Cut off by:

"We both know you were never good at this Milfy. You always had the seduction thing going for you, but you were never very good in bed."

Milfy's face grew bright red at the comment as she stared blankly at her friend. She was too flustered to speak, but Lyra could read her expression as "how could you say that?" Lyra simply giggled and continued to talk. "In the human world, the kids didn't always enjoy it either. So the parents would try again, usually using different techniques to enhance the experience."

"Lyra..." But she was cut off again.

"No, no. It's fine. We just need to get you some new moves." The green unicorn stopped to think.

"Lyra..." But she still couldn't finish a sentence.

"And I think I know somepony that could help..."

"LYRA!" Milfy shouted, finally getting the mare's attention. Along with the attention of every other pony in the area. Milfy glanced around awkwardly at the ponies now staring at her. She pulled Lyra away to a more secluded area, as the ponies started to return to their business.

"Lyra, do you think maybe I should just try talking to Button again?"

"Milfy," Lyra said seriously, "if talking was going to work, would we have needed to go on this adventure in the first place? I wouldn't have needed to go to the human world for you. And didn't you just try talking last night? And it got nowhere."

Milfy frowned. Unfortunately, Lyra was probably right. She sighed, then nodded to Lyra to carry on.

"Okay then. As I was saying, I think I know somepony who can teach you a thing or two..."

...

Milfy glanced around nervously. What had Lyra gotten her into? She had seen a lot of strange things, from the world of Ponymon to the prince captured by monsters in Super Mareio Sisters. But there was a chance that, even among all her son's video games, this was the weirdest thing she had done. She flinched as the "investigation" taking place at Sugarcube Corner went between her legs.

A few seconds later, Pinkie Pie came back around to talk to her patient. At Lyra's request, she was sharing her knowledge with Milfy.

"Weeell..." Pinkie started, "physically, you seem perfectly handy-dandy." the inspector said cheerily.

"Okay," Milfy replied, "so what can you do for me?"

Pinkie thought about it for a few seconds, then turned around, planting her plot right in Milfy's face.

"Hoof. Pussy. Now." Pinkie commanded her subject.

"Wha-what?" Milfy stammered, surprised by this forward approach.

"Try me. Show me what you've got." Milfy was still a little stunned, but she raised her hoof up to the pink flesh and started to fiddle around. She started out gently, but slowly gained confidence, and split apart Pinkie's wall. The pink pony had so far remained silent, but she couldn't stifle a giggle of pleasure as Milfy gently blew into her open cunt. Milfy wasn't sure what to do next.

"How far is this going?" She asked, a little hesitant to continue.

"I told you to hit me with your best shot, didn't I? See if you can make Pinkie feel the party!" The pink mare said, looking back and wearing a silly grin.

Milfy paused for a second, then plunged face-first into Pinkie Pie, her tongue lapping at everything it could reach. Pinkie burst out laughing, and fell straight forward to the floor. She was still wailing joyous noises when she flipped over and saw Milfy's blank stare, which only made her laugh harder. After a minute or two, she finally calmed down with one last heavy sigh.

"Sorry," Pinkie said, "but I just love to laugh." Milfy just stood there, not knowing how to reply. So Pinkie continued to talk. "Yeah, I can teach you what I know. Just give me a sec." And with that, Pinkie was down the stairs and out the door like a flash.

Pinkie found herself out on the streets near Sugarcube Corner, looking at all the ponies passing by. She simply watched them go, not an unusual occurrence for her by any means, until one struck her fancy. A young, reasonably handsome stallion passed by, and Pinkie Pie giggled at her own plan. Then she got herself serious and walked over to him.

"Hey," she said, calling for him to stop. The stallion paused in his movements and looked at Pinkie.

"Can I help you?" He asked, but Pinkie didn't reply. She simply circled around him a few times, making him feel uncomfortable. Just when he was about to freak out and run away, she stopped in front of him and put on a lustful stare.

"Wanna make your way to bed with me?" She asked, giving him seductive bedroom eyes. The stallion took a step back as his face grew bright red.

"uh... uh.... um...." Was all he could muster. Pinkie turned around, intentionally swaying her hips a little extra bit. She looked back with a sly smile and said:

"Follow me if you do."

The poor gentlecolt never saw it coming, one moment he was walking along expecting a good time, the next he was waking up strapped to a table in a basement. A pink mare standing over him and another standing in the back of the room...it seemed like they were saying something...

"So basically, you're going to practice on this guy! He's not from here, so you don't have to worry about the day after stuff either!" Pinkie explained.

"B-but...I don't know him! How could I do that?" the other mare asked.

"Well, just show me what you can do. That way I can learn how to help!"

"O-okay..." And with that, she sauntered on over to the stallion she didn't know, trying to sway her hips and swish her mane in a way he might find appealing even though he was restrained. "Hello there sir...I'm sorry about this but...I-I promise I will take good care of you and to try and help you enjoy it..." At that time Pinkie began cranking a wheel that began to make the pony stand vertically, allowing his entire stallionhood to be revealed. Then Milfy looked at Pinkie hoping for some advice...but seeing that none was forthcoming she decided to just try her best. She leaned down to try and nuzzle his cock gently trying to tease it upwards, without that working she slowly began fiddling with it with her hooves.

"No, no! Not like that. It's tender salami and you want a good lick" Milfy blushed slightly and began to slowly lick across his head, swirling it slowly around the sides, then dropping down to the testicles to suck on them. Her forehooves still working on the shaft, her tongue moistening the stallions tender bits, the stallion slowly growing harder and larger, around this time realizing that even at full length this fully grown stallion is only slightly larger than her dear sweet Button...and he was only a colt.

"Oh my Celestia" she couldn't stop that exclamation from escaping her lips and his cock seemed to respond. Obviously he thought she was talking about him. Well, lets show him a good time. She began sliding her tongue up and down his shaft feeling him slowly pulling against his restraints wanting to mount her more and more.

"No no no! Calm yourself, you'll get some soon." Milfy said before sliding his dick into her mouth stopping halfway down and lightly digging her teeth in before pulling back up, the stallions face a mix of pain and pleasure.

"Not bad, not bad," Pinkie said, "Now get in there and ride him like a chu-chu." With that the cranking began again, forcing Milfy to work to continue sucking his hard cock and playing with his balls. Once there was stable enough footing she climbed atop the table with him and ran her tongue up his body until it came to his neck, stopped and began nibbling his ear while using her hind legs to continue working on his stallionhood.

"P-P-Please...please..." The stallion almost beginning to cry managed to mumble.

"Please what?" Milfy whispered in his ear. "Do you want this?" Sliding her extremely wet pussy over his dick, teasing his cock making him strain even more against his restraints.

"I-I can't wait much more" He said moaning from the shear pleasure of the situation. At that point Milfy simply dropped almost crushing the poor stallions testicles and began moshing around so horribly she made Derpy look coordinated. By now Pinkie Pie had had enough, and she grabbed Milfy off the poor stallion.

"Allright, I see where this is going." Pinkie Pie said. "Hm... what to do... Okay, I guess I have to demonstrate." She moved forward and got in position, slowly rubbing her hoof down the stallion's sides. He jostled a little, still recovering from the pain of his last experience and not really sure if he wanted another. But Milfy had managed to get him hard, so Pinkie didn't have much more work to do. "Okie Doki Loki." She said slowly, putting emphasis on each syllable as she moved ever so close to her prey. Milfy just watched, seeing the stallion's wide eyes, though she couldn't tell if it was fear or adrenaline. Pinkie had mounted the stallion with a majestic ease, and was moving up and down, constantly changing speeds, and the stallion was moaning in pure ecstasy, clearly enjoying Pinkie's moves more. With each motion Pinkie herself began to turn pinker working herself towards a climax attempting to catch herself up with the pony she was currently riding. At this point it wasn't going to take too horribly much to push both over the edge; but the thing to cause it was both of them noticing Milfy pleasuring herself in the corner. Pinkie abruptly began a circular grinding motion;

"It's just like a tilt-a-whirl!" She screamed, exactly describing her own motion, with an increasing voice of her screaming "whee" she began to twitch uncontrollably, and upon reaching her climax, a cannon went off somewhere. The stallion upon which she was sitting cried out in pain and absolute joy as he reached the same point exploding with energy and causing a thick white slime to fill and begin oozing out around his dick which was still buried deep inside of Pinkies tight slot. "And that is how you please a pony!" Pinkie said not even phased by the amount of physical effort she just exerted as she flipped off the table and pushed the still masturbating Milfy back over.

"Now, it's your turn again, I hope you paid attention!" The poor stallion once again adopted the guise of fear. Milfy climbed on top and began undoing the straps that help him to the table.

"Please...just put your dick in me...I know I'm not very good...but I'll try my best..." She lowered herself onto the stallion completely soaking the table with her juices. "It just feels soooo good." The stallion placed his hooves on her hips helping to guide her in her up and down motion, adding in a little front and back motion. Her pussy gripping and holding tightly to his giant stallion cock, the pressure slowly building again in both of them, and the tightness of her walls causing him to quickly reach his climax again, filling her completely to the brim in his thick white cum. But she wasn't done yet, she continued even faster forcing him to continue spewing out more and more until finally she also reached her point of no return. It ran a shock all the way up her body, from her loins all the way to the tip of her nose and back the whole way down to her hindhooves. The shuddering caused her to be unable to breath and continued so long she blacked out...

A few hours later, Milfy came to on the floor in Sugarcube Corner. When Pinkie saw that she was awake, she told her that the mess had already been cleaned up, and that she had learned well.

"And now you can go please ponies too!" Pinkie said. And that's exactly what Milfy planned to do.

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - Still not sure why this is happening. Wait. Are you trying to tell me this story actually has a plot? Well, apparently it does, and we're getting closer to it. Nothing reconnects a family quite like tender love.

Tehheliclopter - Thanks again, if you are reading this I assume you also read the story. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and be ready for the next one probably coming out later this week. It warms my icy heart to know that people will actually read this with an open mind.

Clop Drop and Roll - So, this guy is pretty much just good for random inspiration and one-liners. Unfortunately, both of those have their uses. (Still hasn't been a huge part of the posting).