The Autobiography of a Psychotic Warlord

by General Sugar

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 462

In face of great defeat, General Sugar is left with only one option

There was once a time when the Army of Sweetness controlled vast stretches of Equestria. Their empire stretched from Manehatten to New Cloudsdale, spreading discord where ever they went. They were so close to riving their master. But times has changed. The Rainbow Factory has been retaken, Big Mac defected, and their greatest warrior, the legendary Sergeant Sprinkles, was killed in battle. Now, General Sugar fears he is left with only one choice: He must pick up the pen himself.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-26 04:35:54 UTC

The First of the Last: Sisterly Bonding

After saying her mother fucking prayers to Lord Discord, the pony version of Satan, fucking Rarity fucking heard a fucking known on her fucking door. After grumbling like fuck the fucking unicorn opened her fucking door. Outsite she saw the little shit known as Sweetie Belle. Seeing her made her horny because she is a fucking unicorn, and unicorns are always horny, but Sweetie Belle made her even hornier. Also, Rarity heard Discord telling her to sacrifice her sister to satan. As she was already horny she decided she was going to fucking rape and eat her sister and sacrifice her to Discord or Satan or whatever the fuck. So Rarity said "Hey Sis, come here so we can play a fucking game" and then Sweetie Belle fucking said "Oh cool, lets fucking do it". So then Rarity told Sweetie Belle to suck on her crotch tits, so she did. Once she was done sucking her crotch tits she told her to fucking lick her cunt, so she fucking licked her fucking cunt and it was fucking hot. Rarity then orgasmed, so she magically levitated Sweetie and slammed her against the wall repeatedly until she wasn't only bruised but she also pissed her self. Rarity then shoved her horn up Sweetie Belles ass, which got she on her fucking horn, so she pissed on Sweetie Belle's fucking face. She forced the little piece of shit to eat her own fucking shit. Sweetie Belle said "Why are you fucking doing this to me sis, I thought you loved?" Rarity was then like "Haha, no you little piece of shit, the only way in which I like you is that you make me horny. No pony ever loved you so no one is going to fucking care when I fucking eat your pussy." Rarity then started to literally eat Sweetie Belle's pussy, first she ate Opalescene after raping the cat, then she used her teeth to tear apart Sweetie Belles pussy while she screamed like the little bitch she is. Rarity was now red from all the blood and that isn't very fashionable, but Rarity was too horny to care.  She turned herself into a human and that made all the blood disappear. Soon Sweetie Belle's guts were exposed, so Rarity grabbed them and pulled them out. Sweetie Belle still wasn't dead yet, so Rarity said a discordant incantarion and she burned up. Rarity then ate the last remaing bit of Sweeite Belle, then orgasamed again. Afterwards she went outside and fucked Applejack in front of everypony, who had sacrifed Apple Bloom to Jesus, also known as Celestia, just the night before. Scootaloo had sacrificed herself to Rainbow Dash, but no one cared. The mother fucking end.