Fluttershy the Tree (An Original Story)
Fluttershy the tree was just an ordinary tree, she had two tree friends, which she loved very much. Time went by and her tree friends eventually passed away. The one on their right was cut down due to building hazards, and the one on her right died of a bug infestation.
Years later, which seemed like decades to her, the Obama administration ended, and the new president was like "fuck trees" and that made Fluttershy sad. Many trees across the nation were murdered so that they could be made into sanded, and splinter free fucking toys. Fluttershy was soon all alone.
Then one fateful day, it rained, acid rain. Except this was no ordinary acid rain, it was radioactive acid rain (made possible by science) which gave Fluttershy super tree powers, which made her able to move her Joints, and fuck people who got near her with her giant branches. So when the T.C.U.N.T.O.C. (Tree Cutting University Number Two Original Creation) came to chop her down, she fought back and got like a 3 person killing streak.
But alas, all was over when the Tree C.U.N.T. dropped large bombs from the sky onto her. They didn't even put out the fire, as a warning to any other radioactive trees.