Chapter 1 Entering Ponyville.
"Hi my name is MrVortex Pie im an alicorn my colors are a blue fury coat with blobs that are green as if some other pony dropped a green paint pallet all over me wile they were painting apple jacks barn". "Anyway this is a story of me telling you how i got in equestria and Ponyville in the first place". "Well it all started when i was back in fillydelfia". "Back to what i was saying when i was in fillydelfia i was working in an office in filly twin towers when" "Vortex what are you doing your men't to be helping me doing twilight's party come quick im getting the party cannon ready" "OK HOLD ON A MINUTE im still telling the brony's how i got here in ponyville" "OOOOOOOOOOOOHH do they want me to tell them how i got in Ponyville" "mmm no its my story to tell them not you" "OOOOH PWETTY PLEASE PWETTY PLEASE you can have me all you want tonight" Pinkie pie winks.
"You really mean that Pinkie?" yes cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye" "ok if you say so all over to you
Pinkie oh Jesus here we go" pinkie screams in joy that she cant wait to tell her story.
PinkiePie's story entering ponyville
"Well it a started when i was at a rock farm moving rocks for my parents path when my dad calls me in to the house to see what formation he wanted the rocks in". "Ok Pinkimina diane pie i want you and your sisters to move at least 450 rocks by 12 O-clock today and if you dont do it in time you wont get any cupcakes this filly time" "ooh why dad why do we have to do this much rock moving" asked pinkies sisters "because your my slaves ok ponyville is not going to make it self is it and when your done with that you can go over to apple jacks barn and help her buck those tree's NOW GO" pinkie said " dad" "yeah" "when am i going to get my cutie mark?" "well pretty soon since your on a rock farm and you moving rocks so i guess its going to be a rock or somthing?" "ow dad why you this harsh to me what have i done to you" pinkie starts to cry and runs away to carry on rock moving. " When i was rock moving i heard a loud sound like it was a sonic rainboom it was would you say 20% cool wink wink".
"Oh i do like a bit of rainbow sometimes she is a sexy mare" "wait what pinkie are you hitting on me" "what no? why would you think that? anyway back to my story whan i herd that loud bang it was amazing it was so amazing i wanted to smile so i wondered ow to make other pony's to smile so i thort of a party would do it how did i think of doing that" pinkie laughs in a high pitched squeak that can only be heard by pony's" "COME ON PINKIE I HAVE A STORY OF MY OWN TO TELL YOU KNOW GOSH MARES ARE SO RANDOM only if your pinkie pie of course. "So when i went into the silo some how i got loads of decoration from nowhere when my parents walked outside and saw a lovely work i did i shouted MUM DAD COME QUICK I HAVE SOMTHING TO SHOW YOU."When my parents and sisters walked in they saw a party i pulled out of the party cannon for them they wanted to smile but they did because it was awesome and cool like 20% and thats how i got ma cutie mark and how equestria was made" "ahhh that only took me a single breath vortex it will only take one on you wink wink". "WAIT WHAT?".
the finding of apple jacks cutie mark
"Well that was weird or was it just Pinkie pie " WELL THAT IS MY DUHHH". "Ok ok calm down" "Don't tell me to calm down im pinkimina diane pie" sits in the corner twitching " TWITCHY TWITCH TWITCHY TWITCH" "WHAT NOW DIANE "well since my pinkie sence is tingling i think its ready for somthing" " OH SHIT". Well me and pinkiemina are running around the sugar cube corner twilight sparkle was peeking through the window and said to her self "what are those crazy pony's doing in there?"
she nocked on our door and we stopped and looked at each other and in our heads said "OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR PINKIE" "OOOOOOOOOH A VOICE IN MA HEAD making weird slerping sounds?. "PINKIE" "ok WHO'S OUT THERE IS IT NIGHTMARE MOON AHHHHHHHH NIGHTMARE MOON RUNNNNNNN" "OMG PINKIE IL DO IT MY SELF GOD WHO IS IT"
"ITS TWILIGHT CAN I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A SEC PLEASE" " mmm yeah sure il let you in. so i opened the door and all of a sudden she smashes the door down ans jumps on me as if she was hungry "AHHH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" "can i studdy you genitals down below" "WHAT NO OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING VORTEX I CAN HEAR SOUNDS IN THE HALL WHAT CAN THAT BE"? voice in pinkies head.
Well when pinkie was on the other side of the door she can hear weird sound coming from the hall "HHHHM VORTEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE" "NOTHING PINKIE JUST HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM THAT'S ALL" "OH OK THEN".
When she was walking away into the bedroom to get ready for the night she was hoping for she heard twilight's voice saying
"mmmmm can i study you horn vortex or you genitals first" pinkie was trying so hard to think what was going on but all she can think about is party's. Rarity walks by and hears sounds "oh my what in heaves is happening in there" she walks to the sugar
cube corner door and nocks very politely " PINKIE PIE IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN THERE" "mmm yh rarity come in quick"
"ok let me get my sunglasses" when rarity was walking to her salon she was the cutie mark crusaders trying to climb a tree.
Sweetie belle said " MOVE SCOTALOO IM TRYING TO GET THE BALL FIRST" scotaloo said " WELL ME AND APPLEBLOOM ARE TEAMING UP TO GET IT FIRST" rarity walks in "what are you girls doing climbing that tree your going to get dirty"
"well rarity we are trying to get that ball out of that tree" "cant scotaloo just fly and get it"? no? shes a chicken " "ow right gotya
well il just use my magic then" as soon as rarity was just about to get the ball from a distance came a blue pony with a rainbow mane i think she was called rainbow dash.
