The days of vortex the alicorn

"Well it a started when i was at a rock farm moving rocks for my parents path when my dad calls me in to the house to see what formation he wanted the rocks in". "Ok Pinkimina diane pie i want you and your sisters to move at least 450 rocks by 12 O-clock today and if you dont do it in time you wont get any cupcakes this filly time" "ooh why dad why do we have to do this much rock moving" asked pinkies sisters "because your my slaves ok ponyville is not going to make it self is it and when your done with that you can go over to apple jacks barn and help her buck those tree's NOW GO" pinkie said " dad" "yeah" "when am i going to get my cutie mark?" "well pretty soon since your on a rock farm and you moving rocks so i guess its going to be a rock or somthing?" "ow dad why you this harsh to me what have i done to you" pinkie starts to cry and runs away to carry on rock moving. " When i was rock moving i heard a loud sound like it was a sonic rainboom it was would you say 20% cool wink wink".

"Oh i do like a bit of rainbow sometimes she is a sexy mare" "wait what pinkie are you hitting on me" "what no? why would you think that? anyway back to my story whan i herd that loud bang it was amazing it was so amazing i wanted to smile so i wondered ow to make other pony's to smile so i thort of a party would do it how did i think of doing that" pinkie laughs in a high pitched squeak that can only be heard by pony's" "COME ON PINKIE I HAVE A STORY OF MY OWN TO TELL YOU KNOW GOSH MARES ARE SO RANDOM only if your pinkie pie of course. "So when i went into the silo some how i got loads of decoration from nowhere when my parents walked outside and saw a lovely work i did i shouted MUM DAD COME QUICK I HAVE SOMTHING TO SHOW YOU."When my parents and sisters walked in they saw a party i pulled out of the party cannon for them they wanted to smile but they did because it was awesome and cool like 20% and thats how i got ma cutie mark and how equestria was made" "ahhh that only took me a single breath vortex it will only take one on you wink wink". "WAIT WHAT?".