Da bist fImfik becuz itz soooooo0 tsundre as ffff-magenta

So, one day, Poison-sama walked to totally normal high school, but the Lightning Fuck-...I mean Flicker was like, "Poison-senpai, I brought you a boxed lunch! And... a gun. But it's not like I totally love you or anything... except I do!" And so they went to school and did Japan stuff like wearing short skirts and moaning at the slightest touch. "OH RAINBOW DASH! I was thinking about you!" Poison saidededed. "Poison-samasomba-cinnamon! I thought you loved me!" shouted Bitch Flicker. "But we can't be together because you're to big... for me. And I'm still a virmagin!"

  "I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!" said, Poliosin. And they did Japan sex...

The edn.