Da bist fImfik becuz itz soooooo0 tsundre as ffff-magenta

by SunnySmilesIsABadActor

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Slice of Life, Comedy, Romance
Length: 351

Da bist evar

Da bistestest evar

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-21 21:04:26 UTC

Japanime

So, one day, Poison-sama walked to totally normal high school, but the Lightning Fuck-...I mean Flicker was like, "Poison-senpai, I brought you a boxed lunch! And... a gun. But it's not like I totally love you or anything... except I do!" And so they went to school and did Japan stuff like wearing short skirts and moaning at the slightest touch. "OH RAINBOW DASH! I was thinking about you!" Poison saidededed. "Poison-samasomba-cinnamon! I thought you loved me!" shouted Bitch Flicker. "But we can't be together because you're to big... for me. And I'm still a virmagin!"

  "I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!" said, Poliosin. And they did Japan sex...

The edn.

My QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

So one synthetically cinnamon day COManDeer Shiprd who a pon-3 and not indoctinated was like "Hey flash sentry".............  and then Flash Gordon was liek "FLAAAAAAAAAAASH DA DAAAAAA HE WILL SAVE EVERYONE OF US!!!" and then Comandah Shperd was asking and then he puts on his hansom voice-face and said "What can you tell me about the roopers? Then, the Rapers crashed into the Japan school senpai senpai, and then, they're like, "The destruction is the means of creating!" And then Rainbow Dash was like. "My DICK is the means of creating!" And then Lightning Flicker said, "That wasn't even funny... you should like... swiggity swooty." Then, when Commanda Shepard pone was like, "We're gonna save Ponville from the Raptors! And I'm gonna use my friend Wrex here!" And then, Lightning Flicker falls in love and was like, "Hey, you got a nice plate, there." Then, Wrex was like, "MY QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Then, Lightning Flicker was like, "I'll rub your quad." Then, Javik was like, "SEND THEM OUT THE AIRLOCK!" And then....... Rainbow Dash...... goes Super Saiyan.... 42..... and then, she punches all the Roopers...... in the kidneys...... and then, she bakes them into a pie, and then they have a big pie party! Then, Poison is like, "Oh no, what kind of drinks do they serve? RED? BLUE? GREEN?" Then, Comandar Shipping Cost was like, "Don't worry, they're all the same in the end."

The end.

And Buzz Lightyear died.