Rich'es and Rocka's pretty average day.

"luna, wat are you doing? why are you taking off you're fur?" I said.

"i'm getting down and naughty," she said.

"but, you're a horse," I said.

"I'm an alicorn," he said.

"fuck this shit," I said.

i then got my knives and knifed her in the bum.

"where did all this blood come from?" asked Luna.

"the bum."

"okay."

"Can I go now?" i said while scratching the head of my willy.

"your willy's bleeding now. can i lick off the blood?"

And that was when the room caught fire.

"Hey, Rich. where 'ave u been, sonny?" asked Rocka.

"Almost seduced by a horse. what happened to you?"

"seduced by a horse."

"i'm leaving."

I then went over to ponyville and went inside one of the houses which was coincidentally full of ponies. There was a stupid orange one with a hat.

"hey, i thought you killed that one?"

"Did, I? I cant remember what happened."

"i remember," said the orange pony. "you killed me."

"great."

"thanks."

"your welcome."

"i've seen better days," said me.

"this has become extremely uneventful."

"I wish we'd just wake up. they broke my gun as well," said Rocka.

"when do i get to be the seventh element? I heard something about that," I didn't say.

"can i be the 8th element?"

"no." I said

"shame," Rocka said as he fell to the floor, dead. there was blood.

"who did this?!" i moaned, wailing and shaking my fists in despair at the sky.

"not me," the sky said back.

"28 days later, and still nothing to do."

"that's because you committed genocide on day 3"

"at least it provided food for a week."

"Yeah," Rich replied.

"Good times," I replied.

And then I woke up...

...To see myself naked and covered in the chains in the corner of a musty, dark cell.

"and this is why you don't leave the kettle on," said mum.

"Ah."