The Worst Story In The World II: The Crossover War

by The-darkevil101

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Princess Luna, Random, Discord, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1188

The mane six have been turned to stone! Now Princess Celestia must find replacements to take on Discord! But who will step up to the challenge?

(EDIT: Slight grammar edits to make the story more smooth.)
Discord stood above a high mountain top above Equestria, and the mane six have been turned to stone. Now Princes Celestia must find six new heroes/heroines to defeat him.

But who will step up to the challenge?...Could it be...Uncle Grandpa? Spongebob? Maybe even Riley and Huey Freeman? Who knows, all we know is this: Things. Will. Get. Funky.

Warning: Again, everyone but Discord, and the replacements are anthro.

Published 2013-10-23 18:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-23 18:10:02 UTC

The Only Chapter, And It's The Worst

Note: "Please read the story before this to get an idea of what's happening. Thanks."

"Buwahahahaha! Give it up, sisters! I have taken out your six little hoes and now Equestria is MINE!" spoke out the voice of Discord, taunting the bruised and battered Princess' Celestia and Luna.

The town was Canterlot and everyone was afraid. Even the Royal Guards were starting to shake. True, Discord's hoe army was defeated, but Discord himself was not fucking around. Celestia and Luna decided they had to get out of there or else Discord might turn them to stone next.

Celestia and Luna lighted up their hands and teleported themselves, along with everyone around them, off to Luna's castle for the time being. They wanted to have a safe place to regroup and make a plan.

And their timing couldn't have been better. They teleported away RIGHT before Discord could fire a ray of stone-turning magic-fucking whatever.

"What the...great, now the town is EMPTY!" yelled out the frustrated voice of Discord.

Back at Luna's Castle, Celestia and Luna directed everyone to the ball room and poofed up a few foam mats and blankets for people to sleep in. But for them, they had to figure out a plan to defeat Discord; and fast. Because it wouldn't be long before he found out their location. Luna looked to Celestia and spoke first:

"Sister, whatever shall we do to defeat the rachet Discord?"

"Luna, we shall teleport the next mightiest warriors from different dimensions to defeat him. It is our only hope then if we want to defeat Discord."

Luna paused for a moment, then spoke again:

"But sister, even if we do defeat Discord, how will we free twilight and her friends?"

Celestia gave her sister a bewildered expression and then said:

"Um...I'm the fucking Princess of the sun, I can reverse any magic I want."

Luna then blushed a little and then replied with:

"Oh...right..sorry. But anyways, what warriors do you have in mind of bringing?"

Celestia walked over to a window and then looked to the stars and said:

"I know who we're getting first..."

Back at Canterlot, it was sunrise, and Discord was pacing around in a giant circle somewhere outside of Canterlot on a cliff, wondering where the two faulty monarchs were. He looked to the sky, and then looked to the ground, he looked ~~up a woman's skirt~~, he even looked at his own dick for a moment hoping something would finally happen, but nothing did.

"Weeelp, time to go fuck up Ponyville." spoke Discord, but right after he said this he heard what sounded like a war cry from the friggin' sky itself and it spoke these ~~nuts~~ words to him.

"SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"

And out in front of Discord flopped Goku, Spongebob Squarepants, Riley and Huey freeman, Superman, Batman, every fucking power ranger, and even Chuck Norris.

Discord just stood there, in fucking awe of this sight before him.

Discord stood there for a moment, and then flipped them off.

The group of misfits spoke finally after the awkward silence created by Discord.

"We are the galactic enforcers!" and as they all spoke in unison, Discord just chuckled to himself, and then gave a smirk to them as if he knew what to do.

Discord stepped forward...and stared very hard at them.

No one moved...until finally Chuck stepped forward and finally ~~had sex~~ roundhouse-kicked him into the air. And Discord went ten-hundred feet in the air and then landed on his feet, like it never happened.

"Finished yet?" asked Discord.

Chuck stood there for a few seconds and ran off screaming like a girl. Next up was Riley and Huey.

"Yo Dis-whore! Celestia called, she said she could do better than you!" spoke Riley.

"We gonna bust yo ass up Discord!" next said Huey.

"And just what are you two going to do?" said Discord in some sort of accent that no-one cared about.

"This" said Riley and Huey in unison; and with that, they sent down a dirty mat on the ground, and then chanted a few words, which sounded like bad dubstep (Similar to Skrillex's disastrous music) to Discord, and they then backed away.

"Y'all might wanna take a few steps back from this.." said Huey, motioning the remaining people back.

And right out of the mat came The one, The only...Stinkmeaner.

"Whaz guud, Nyugah?!" spoke Stinkmeaner as he charged at Discord.

And before Discord even feeled like (That's right, not could, FEELED like, bitches.) reacting, Stinkmeaner kicked him in da (not the) jaw. Discord fell back a little, and then retaliated.

"It's fighting time, bitch." responded Discord.

Cue theme music:

Stinkmeaner responded by repeatedly pimp slapping Discord's bitch-ass, and making him run his face into his crotch region and flipping him off. Finally, Discord recovered and uppercutted Stinkmeaner in his face until his old ass couldn't take it anymore and died. Before Discord could get to Riley and Huey Freeman, they bailed out of dis junt.

Next came the power rangers. A red ranger stepped forward and spoke this catchy phrase.

"It's morphing ti- *BANG BANG BANG*"

Discord just shot all the power ranger with his magic finger gun and easily mowed them down a size.

Next was Goku.

"Kama-Kama-h-*WAP*"

Discord Roundhouse-kicked him into the ground and then took a shit on his shoes.

Next was Superman and batman.

"Ready Partner?" asked Batman.

"Ready." responded Superman.

They both charged at Discord who didn't seem to move at first, but then pulled out a gun and shot kryptonite bullets at both of them. Superman just crumpled while batman died before he even hit the ground.

Discord then saw who was remaining and laughed out loud.

"Are you kidding me? Celestia and Luna sent a SPONGE to stop me? How retarded!" howled Discord.

Spongebob, a look of anger on his face, stepped up to Discord and then uppercutted him in the balls.

"OOOOFH" jolted out Discord, but Spongebob wasn't finished.

He pulled down Discord's face to his and said this.

"YOU! Free the six girls in their prison, restore canterlot to it's glory, and never, ever come back! YOU HEAR ME?!"

Discord muttered a weak "Mhmm" and then was sent flying by a kick into the air from Spongebob's kar-a-te.

Discord landed back in Canterlot gardens right where all this started and right in front of the mane six, now un-frozen, the princesses and a very angry crowd of civilians that were looking right at Discord.

"Oh uh..Hi guys.." muttered a scared Discord.

"Prepare your anus Discord, this will get funky..." spoke Princess Celestia, a sly smile spreading across her face as she and the crowd of angry ponies advanced on Discord.

Discord gulped knowing his fate. And then a second later a scream of pure agony scream was heard across all lands of equestria, and made pimps everywhere feeling a little safer now knowing that their hoes were safe.

For now...

The End.

Author's Note

And so ends the very-short sequel to the worst story in the world!

~Darkevil101