(THIS IS ON HIATUS, IT IS NOT ABANDONED AND WILL BE UPDATED BY SUMMER)

(Notice the dark comedy tag. If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, you may not like this)

Big Mac's sister, Applejack, tells him that he needs to get a life. At first he disagrees, but then he gets bored. VERY, VERY, bored. He thinks maybe he should go out and look for a new hobby. Through a twist of fate, he ends up with a cult that is dedicated to serving Mars (no, not the freakin' planet). That's not the only thing, he also realizes that he has a love for fire. Will he be a pyrotechnic or a pyromaniac?