Book 1:Pokemon,Friendship,Magic,and Fun

     "Bucking hay!" I screamed as I was chased by a herd of Cerberus as they grabbed my wings and surprising took them off easily without pain. As they hold my horn, wings, shoes, necklace, and crown as I am now a tall pink earth pony with a rainbow ethereal mane running around. I saw Luna laughing as me and grabbing popcorn from her popcorn bag as she sees me and pointed something that ahead of me. My eyes widen as I was smashed into a boulder and was dazed as herd stopped and was ready to pounce on me. I screamed as I was splashed with water and I woke on my bed which was wet and my mane dripping with water. The door was slammed open as Celestia rushed with armor and fiery sword in her magical grip.

" WHO GOES THERE BEAST!" she yelled in her Royal Canterlot Voice as I had a headache coming on as she looked around the room confused and had a scowl on her face as she looked into the conner of my room. As Luna laughed uncontrollably as she was pointing at me and Tia as I groaned.

    "I know you want to have some fun but go prank someone else except me and I swear you are acting like Discord when he was not evil." I said as I got out of bed and conjured a cup of coffee.

    "But thy mother, we haven't had any thee fun since we got trapped on thine moon." She said.

     "Well I wasn't the one who drank a barrel of coffee and almost gave me a heart attack." Celestia said as I felt a arguement going on.

    "It was a thy accident and I wasn't thine one who kissed thy mare in thee castle." Luna shot back as I groaned.

   "It was a accident, well I wasn't the one who released a Usra Major into the castle-" she said as I interrupted her.

    "SHUT UP!" I yelled as clamped their mouths shut as they glared each other.

    "You two are acting like foals and please apologize or no coffee for you two." I said as they were having a staring contest.

    "But-" they said in unison.

    "No buts and apologize!" I said as they started apologizing to each other.

    "I'm sorry lulu for saying the stuff you did in the past." apologized Celestia.

    "I am sorry thy Tia for saying all these things in the thine past too." apologized Luna.

    " Okay now that is done, I want you to me a favor for me Celestia Sun Elements." I said as Celestia cringed and she gulped as she knew what is coming because if I say her full name, it means she is in trouble.

    "Yes mother?" She asked as she started sweating as I hold a newspaper with a picture of Celestia in Cloudsdale with wide eyes as she stuffs her mouth with Cloud cake and a groom and bride staring at her as Luna snickered.

    " How many times do I have to tell not sneak into weddings and stuff your mouth with cloud cake, I thought you stopped having a habit of doing it." I said sternly.

     "But I couldn't resist." excused Celestia.

     "No excuses and Pinkie Promise me that you will have to go on a strict diet." I said as Celestia stared at me in confusion. " Its like this 'Cross my heart, Hope to fly, Stick a cupcake in my eye', and its a promise that pinkie made and you cannot break or you break my friendship with me." I explained as Pinkie popped out outside of Celestia's mane.

" FOREVER!!!!!" echoed Pinkie as its echoed through the halls of the castle as everyone started at her as she disappeared through Celestia's mane and popped out holding a small doll of Twilight and waved it around. " Celestia, excuse me but why do you have a doll of Twilight?" asked Pinkie as Celestia took it back and blushed as she ran out of the room as Luna laughed.

      "MINE!" yelled Celestia as she ran out and returned a minute later as I facehoofed and was embarrassed. "Sorry about that so Cross my heart, Hope to fly, Stick a cupcake in my eye." she said as lightning flashed through the sky.

      "Get out of here please." I said as Celestia and luna went out the door as I signed and was interrupted as Celestia trotted to me with a cup of tea and gave it to me as I gladly accepted and smelled it as I smelled something very wrong about the tea and looked at it. " Who put hot sauce in my tea?!" I asked as Celestia whistled innocently as I threw it s it splashed into Celestia's face as she turned red and ran out the room screaming for water." I am so getting 2 barrels of Vodka now." I said as I jumped onto my bed and put a pillow my face as someone at the door knocked as I groaned and wondered who wanted me at this time now.

           5 hours later

        "Boy howdy Ah got ma work cut off me, that there is biggiest bumper crop of apples Ah ever laid my eyes on." AppleJack said as she looked over a field of apple trees with Big Macintosh.

         "Eeyup, too big for you to handle on your own." said Big Mac as he chewed on a piece of hay.

         "Come on big brother, you need rest up and get yourself better, ah have a bit of apple orchard yet that ah can't handle, oops sorry." apologized AppleJack as she accidently bumped on his side where bandages are covering his chest and his eyes widened from the pain in his side."Ah'll take a bite out of this job at day's end." she said.

        "Biting off more than you can chew is just what Ah am afraid of." He explain.

       "Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?" she asked.

       "Eeyup." he said.

        "Why of all the- this is your sister Applejack remember, loyalist of friends in the most dependable of ponies." She said as she got in Big Mac's face.

       "But still only one pony and one pony plus hundreds of apples trees just doesn't add up." He said as Applejack standed back.

      "Don't just use your fancy mathematics to muddle in the issue, Ah said Ah could handle this harvest and Ah gonna prove it to you, ah'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this Applebuck Season all by myself!" She betted as she stomped her hoof down and then gulped at the trees.

My little pony, my little pony

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

My little pony

I used to wonder what friendship could be

My little pony

until you all shared its magic with me

Big Adventure

Tons of fun

Beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing Kindness

Giving Support

It's an easy feat

and magic makes it all complete yeah

My little pony

Do you know you all are my very best friends

    "Well Ah better get kicking, these apples aren't gonna shake themselves out of these trees." Applejack said as she toped at one tree and looed up to see one shiny apple hanging on a branch until the apple fell off as there was shaking in the ground and the apple hit Applejack in the head. "Hey, oh no-" She said as she was interrupted.

     "YEEHAH, COME ON *hic* LET THE DOGS *hic* OUT, WOOF WO-*hic* OF!" yelled and sluured a voice.

     Applejack ran to town to see what it is.

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    Meanwhile

    A rainbow maned Pegasus flew up in the sky to locate the source of the shaking as a mini dust bowl was heading towards town.

    "STAMPEDE!" Rainbow Dash yelled as a herd of bulls ran towards town with dust following behind them and me drunkly riding the lead bull with a bottle of vodka in her hoof swaying it back and forth.

   "MOOO!!" yelled the bulls.

   "STAMPEDE!" yelled the ponies as they did a full blown panic and ran everywhere and ran to do their homes for shelter and locked everything.

   "Hh-h-h-e-e-e-y-y-th-th-i-i-s-s-s-ma-k-k-e-es-s m-m-y-y-v-v-o-o-i-i-c-c-e-e-s-s-o-o-u-n-n-d-d-s-s-I-I-l-l-y>" vibrated Pinkie as she went to somewhere.

    "Pinkie Pie are you crazy RUN!" yelled Twilight as she stood up on her hind legs and ran to somewhere safe.

    "Everypony

     "What's wrong with you?" asked Twilight as she looked at my appearance that would make Rarity scream as I have a disheveled mane and tail with bloodshot eyes and bags under my eyes with my coat ragged and dull.

    " I had a bucked up hangover, call me when its time for lunch, and Spike hand me a newspaper." I said as Spike tossed me the newspaper as I conjured a cup of coffee and sipped it as my body came back to life and my mane and tail normal and had clean eyes and no bags as it never happened. My eyes skimmed over the page as ash came over with a party hat and a goofy smile as I looked to him in confusion.

    "I had a super pinkie party." he said as he looked at me in confusion when I had a scowl on my face. "What's wrong?" he asked as I glared at him.

    "Don't cross me." I said sternly as he gulped remembering when he made me mad by saying 'how much power I had in that form maybe you have weak magic' as I knocked him out and tied him on the top of the bell tower and told pinkie to ring the bell as he woke screaming and dazed by the ringing and a hysterical Rainbow Dah was laughing her butt off from the display on a cloud when she was suppose to do cloud duty.

    "Yes ma'am." he said in a salute as I giggled.

    "I heard Applejack saved the town today and Pinkie is going to throw another party tonight." he said.

    "I am going to congratulate her now so bye." I said as I went out the door and saw Applejack on a tower with Rainbow Dash helping her to stay awake as I trotted to the tower and saw a little seesaw and stand on the right side of the seesaw. "Hey Apple-!" I yelled as I was interrupted as Applejack fell off the tower and landed on the other side of the seesaw and send me flying as I heard Rainbow cursed as I screamed and headed toward the library as I crashed through the window as I fell unconscious.

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    All I saw was black spots until my vision cleared as I saw the ceiling of a hospital and saw wires attached to me and bandages all over me and saw a doctor scribbling on a clpboard as he looks to me and smiles.

    "Well hello Miss Midnight Star, I would you made a good and quick recovery and very lucky Applejack wasn't fully awake or she would buck you to next year, as I was saying you need to lay off your leg for 1 week so it can heal and from my scans that you almost fell into a come from that crash you had and you are free to go." said the doctor as he wheeled a wheelchair in as I sat in it and wheeled off to the library. I was blasted in the face by confetti as Pinkie jumped on to me making fall from the wheelchair and having her land on my injured leg as I screamed in pain.

    "THE LEG PINKIE,THE LEG!!!"

    "Sorry Starry and now it's time for A PARTY!" She yelled as she blasted lots of cake,hats, and ect and surprising made a party ready to go as ponies begain to come and well party.

    "Hey Star I'm glad you are feeling better now." said Twilight as she walked over to us as I grabbed a cup of punch.

     "Hey Twi, so what did I miss?" I asked as I drank punch.

      "Oh applejack has been bucking the Apple trees for Applebuck season and is doing things herself and is very woozy and has been tired from bucking the trees but me and my friends are trying to tell to you know." She said.

     "So what did I do when I was out." I asked as Twilight giggled.

      "Oh you crashed into the wall and had drool on your face and had a dazed expression and you been murmuring about Celestia and Luna's prank war going on" she replied as I spit out my drink and blushed in embarrassment.

      "PRANK WAR!!" I screamed as everypony stopped to look at me."Um carry on, don't mind me." I said ponies began to get back at the stuff, they were doing.

     "What about the prank war?" Twilight said in confusion as I grabbed her and shook her head as I was talking.

     " Every year, Celly and Lulu do a prank war and it is always a disaster because they prank everypony to get points and who ever gets the most points wins and if they win, the winner get to do the honor to get anything they want from me." I said as I remembered last prank war and shuddered from the memory." Oh I have prank proof the castle before it's too late!" I said.

    'BOOM'

       A minor earthquake goes through Ponyville as everypony stop what they are doing.

     "Oh no, it's too late." I whispered as I looked through the window and saw Canterlot covered with pie and two alicorns running away as a squadron of Pegasi chasing them. I groaned as a letter appeared in front of me as I unfurled it.

Your majesty

Your daughters have unleashed a giant pie on the city and now we charge you with cleaning bill and ask you pay it or you can clean the city , the choice is yours. If you pay the bill, Canterlot would be cleaned in 1 week. The bill costed 1,000,000,000 bits to clean every spot of Canterlot and now you are being sued for 10,000,000 bits from the city.

Good night and have a pleasant day

From the Ministery of Canterlot

      I threw the letter away and grumbled about the Ministery as everypony struggled to look through the window and see what happened.