Background Ponies: Elements of Sexiness

by Malicious-Badger

Background Ponies: Elements of Sexiness 1

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Background Ponies: Elements of Sexiness 1

BACKGROUND PONIES: THEIR ELEMENTS ARE SEXYNESS

WARNING THIS PONY FANFIC WAS WRITTEN BY 2 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT USING THE BACKSPACE KEY. so it max be extremely comfusing.

one day a pony named Octavia was in pony ville visting hwer wiafu Vinyl scartch. she had arrived at here door already drunk ands tuff and looking to have some "fun"/. she toppled into vyiln's house collaping on the florr.

"hey ther you sexy animal" said octavia, hetr speach slurred with drunkedness.

Vinyl looked down at her partener in slight confusion and embarasment in the fact that octaivia haddent noticed the room fileld with other geusts. blushing slightly at Octaivis statemy, she hreaplied "honey i think that you should get off the floor, we have guests"

The drunk and tired ovctavia stood up afnd to her supriese was s in a room with 5 other ponies. many of wich were close friends to her. sitting on vinyls counch was bonbon and carrot top, next to them in the arm rest chair sat Lyra in her useual way. across from lyra on the other couch where vinyl had also been sitting was noteworth. they were all looking at her eyes wide, they looked at the mare's matted hair and slopping posture, the cello case sliding off her back making her stand lobsidedyl. she obviously had gotten taken a frew to many drinks. it dod not helped that she had jsut come back a long way form caneterlot.

"phhhh so what if ew have gusets. are u to chickedn to show how you feel with me in front of our friends? now you come her you sexy sexy beast of a filly." octavia said ovbiously not caring about the fact that they were infornt of others.

"i really guess theres no stopin you, tavi"

"npoe" octavia grinned

Octavia slowy started to rub up against vinyl nuzzling her underbelly. from there she started licking the entire length of vinyl's body. this not only made vinyl blush, but it also made her horny, as did it turn on the rest of the ponies in the room. stares of awkwardness and attarction went across the room as octavia continued her naughty act unpon vynil.

"oh dear we really should not be doing this here, there are people watching" vinyl thought out loug

"oh loosen up, i thought you of all poeple would be cool with the whole thimg." Tavi said looking back at the poeple in the room, then slowly bringing vinyl down to the floor.

"what the fuk is happen?" asked lyra to the other ponies, who just shrugged as a response continueing to was watch wat was in front of tehm happening.

once Vinyl was on her Back octaivia stood up on her hind legs and started to dance ontopo of her forcing her to watch, it was very seductive. so seductive in fact that vinyl had gotten a unicorn boner, wich is like wing boner execept with her horn, making it even hard and starting to glow. the same happenings were happening jaust a few fet next to stem as Noteworth had a massiive eerorction and bonbon and lyra were already kissing having some forepaly of thier oewn, carrot top just sat there watching her pussy already wet.

before long the glow of magic from vinyl grew bigger and bigger and gbagan to rope octavia close r to hre body and, this took about 3 minutes as vinyl aws not very god with magic and the that she had be be carefull as not to drop voctaivi, ontop of her. soon enough tho they were together, skin tight. knowing what comes next (secx obviouslty) vinyl got hbery exited. hovveerver those thoughts were cut short as during the time that octavia was carefully placed ontop of her, she had passed out from exhaustion.

Vynil now was pinned under a very heavy octaiva whhoh was passed out and somehow still managed to have her cello sace on the her back. vinyl could not morve.

she had called for the help of the other ponies in the room but lyra was hungry for pie, as usual. soand bonbon adn teh other s decided to join her in her quest to eat the piel. they went to the restaruant nearby and odreder some fpiew . bonb on got the delicoous cream chwerry pie, but lyra was more of the vanilla type fan pony. when bonbon went for the bit of the delicoius crawm cherry pie,d lyra noticed how incredibly sexy it looked because it reminded her of somezihng yesyx. she drooled over her vanila pie and bonbon noticed that so she liked the wasrm salikeva and said "kiss me you green stringy pony". lyra got turned on so hard she took a spoonful of pie and fed bonbon with vanilla, even though she didn't like it but she liked it too because somehow for some reason vanilla turned her one even though she didn't know that.

"lets go home, you turn me on i am not hungry anymore" said yrakL

"likewise you lirosih green choclate bar"

the others followed siut.

they went back home and shut closed the door shut behind the and otehr ponis

they stripped off the clothes they didn't have, which they didn't have any clothes because they are ponies so they just started licking each other's naked bodies.

the other poins were outside the door listening for no other reason but the tfatc that they had nothin else ot do even tho noteworthy had a m=hughed errection and carrot top was a fmarae who represtented the esxy element if vagina.

lyra trhew pie at bonbon and licked it off hof her and then bonbon said: why dont yu lick my bonbons instaed of that pie? lyra responded i can try and put canilla on your bonbons that would be super deiclious because vanilla and bonbon is so sexy abnd delicous when put togehthr because togther they form a magic al themicial reaction due to pospoerous i forgot the word gogdamnit! --- complex, therw e go, complex word due to nostlagic (what) somehinh stomething. basically bonbon and vanilla together made lyra touch her self.

"wait lyra, don't touch herself" said bonbon, reaching for her moistvagina

i'll do it for you, after all, i am your wifu"

lyra laid back as bonbo nstarted to lick the moisture off of her incredibly green vagina which also reesembled human vaginas i don't even know why but it did cause liyra apparently likes or she human sometihng not important.

"I am going to cum so hard all overmyself and your face it's oging to be magnificently grlous!!" said lyra ,almost ready to cum -- when sudndnely a holy crap vinyl appears out of nowhere, maybe sehe was udenr the couch, of, did i mention she was udner the couch and that lyra and vinly i mean lyra and bonbon were on the couvh fking?ok, mow u no/

outside, behind the closed tdors were notworthy and carrotop who were not doing anything becuse they had nothing to do apperently ans i write this. they got very bored.

all of a Sudan carrot top gotz and ideas fotr them to do somethigns, she hads to like to look at the boner that noteworthy had sand and said that "why dont we fuck, ah mean come on reeally that wer having nothing to do out here, and listening to them having secx is not as fun as actually having seccx i mean we dont even have pie out mere."

Noteworhty wdrawn back bty the sudden conversation a was like "WAOH HOLD YOUR HORSES THERE (pun intended) I WILL FUCK YOU I THINK MAYBE BECAUSE I AM THE HAVE ERECTION, BTEW I DON T HAVE ANDY CONDOMS DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM YELLING ME NIEHTER OK I STOP YELLING THIS SENTANCE REALLY NEEDS A COMMA."

"Yes swell, i don not have condom but oh well who them fuck care. i dont, yo shold not either answer me/?"

"ok then let us FUCK" said noteworthy, this sentance significantly sohtrty.

noteworthy slid his big huge enormous fucking juggernaut cock that was pulsating with pleasureous desires this is a nother sentance that treally need a comma but as i am a asshole of a writer an not going to do so wmuahhahahhaha and now back to the story. noteworthy slid his big huge enormous juggernaut fucking cock that was pulsating with pleasureous desires into carrot tops pussy that was form some reason still swhet from when they left tht ehouse earlier to get some pie.

the giant penis almost didnt fit/. in fact , fuck it; the gaint penis didnt fit in fact, it tore at the vagina of carrot top slighlty, she bled. kinda. maybe. id ont know where this is going.
THEY HAD SEX! OK! END OF SCENE!

back inside the house vynil had just jummped out of nowhere yelling:
"FEAR NOT EVERY PONY; I HAVE COME TO PLEASRE YOU ALL WITH MY NEW TOY I STRAPPED TO MYESLF FOR EXTRA PLEASURE!" vinyl yelled (she had madnadgerd to escape form underneath per partner octavia, who wsa now alone passout on the floor) and jumped onto lyra and fked her hard so she came and vinyl was pushed off to the otherside of the room and knocked bonbon over. they lay there
on the floor with vinyl having her toy in bonbon's arse

"oh vinyl, fk my small arse for it will gloriously shit over you." bonbon said and so vinyl did that aqnd it happened. lyra gazed in awe as the shit was all over vinyl and her room and lyra cummed once again this time flooding the room because she is ylra.

oh no we are going to drown, everypony hold onto my trapson!" vinyl said as the ponies held onto her strapon and screamed.
All of a sudden, the cum was gone, it was noteworkthy who sasved the day!!

"fear noe every pony, i sate all of lyra's fcum and now i will use it as fake snow in my garden!

"you're our hero OMG OMG!" the three female poniey yellsed at noteworthy but a as he wiped the cum off his face from insane amoutns of icking.

"what about me?" a strange orange voice came from a distance
" i also ehelpd lick thes cum of lyras belonging

"oh thank you" bonbon said, " now fuck me with your acrrot whic you are holding secretly behind you!"
Carrot top screamed but then gave bonbon a wink and bent her over and fucked her until she shat again, making all the ponies cum, making noteworthy ather it all in his mouth and some of it for fake snow in his gareden.
Carrot top got her vaigina licked by notewrothy and fked by vinyl at the same time
she came so hanrd she screamed
noteweothty said stop screaming it hurts my hears"
the ponies were all pleased of the result, ver ylittle pie remained though -- but the quest was not complete. THE PIE HAS NOT BEEN EATEN IT MUST BE EATEN OR THE hOLY GRAIL OR SOME SHIT WILL CRAP ALL OVER EQUESTRIA MAKING CELESTIA HAVING TO CLEAN IT UP AGAIN FOR THE $TH FKING TIME!
So they ate the pie they could find and the cream remaining from the pie bonbon got at the restaruant or lyra i don't rmemebr you read back and tell me.
Celestia was pleased even though she didn't know of thwat happoened at bonbons and lyras house, but she was pleased to know another day psssed no one crapped over euqestria or in her yarn, ard?Tjey all wrote a letter to her saying: dear picness selesestia, e ahve lreand tat having fun toghet isnt all about sex but is also about maing sure each pony got pleasured right -- which viny ldidn't i am so sory, can you do it for us, because we are so tired especially lyra nad obnbon scause bonbon shat aover the place and lyra came so hard she can't really walk no more, i di t hshe is dead actually -- i dunno. well thank you -- lots of hugs <3 <3< 3

with lots of us, weait i said that already, lots of hugs (anways) and love from all of us w8 wea ll wrtoe this btw don't hink one person wrtoe oall of this we had each and every one share writing kk? or ideas, whichever you prepefer. now enjoy the shit on your doorstep lolz bye
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.alsod bobnbon wasnts to say hi, also lyra, also -- all of us say hi, k bye now-.

the end
written by haoendor960 and amaiclious badher
wrtiten for shits and gigles as other fanfics like these.đthans for reading if you readž
proof of consept: mailcious bafdger

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