My Little Yu-Gi-Oh: Card Games are Magic

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to  Kazuki Takahashi, and Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series belongs to LittleKuriboh.

“My Little Yu-Gi-Oh is filmed before a live studio audience.” An alicorn stallion with dark purple eyes, a blonde mane with pointy locks (some were pointed upward) and black spikes with a magenta sheen on the edges, and a peach coat with the Millennium Puzzle as a cutie mark wearing the exact same object around his neck as well as a neckband and black armbands on his hooves said as an image of him surrounded by cards is shown. His name is Yami.

The cards covered the screen before uncovering a school where we hear an Earth Pony stallion with purple eyes, a blonde mane with pointy locks and black spikes with a magenta sheen on the edges, and a peach coat with a stack of cards with a crown on top as a cutie mark wearing the Millennium Puzzle and a neckband around his neck trying to talk to his friend. His name is Yugi Moto.

“Hey, Joey! Equestria to Joey! Hey, are you in there? It’s your move!” He exclaimed to his friend. Joey Wheeler, an Earth Pony stallion with dark brown eyes, a dirty blonde mane, and a peach coat with a dog head as a cutie mark, then placed his hoof on the table place a card on it while apologizing, “Sorry, Yug. Doing this Manehatten accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.”

Another Earth pony stallion with dark brown eyes, a brown mane, and a light brown coat with a megaphone as a cutie mark quickly wrapped his forelegs around Joey’s neck. His name is Tristen Taylor, one of Yugi and Joey’s best friends. “I know what you mean my voice is pretty crazy too. I’m thinking on changing it.” He agreed.

“By the way, my grandpa has a super rare card!” Yugi added. “Groovy!” Tristen commented.  “Hey bada-bing!” Joey exclaimed.

Nearby, a unicorn stallion with blue eyes, a brown mane, and a dark blue coat with a stack of money with a money clip in the shape of a Blue eyes White dragon on it as a cutie mark wearing a necklace with a card shaped pendant around his neck overheard this. His name is Seto Kaiba.

Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon…and since I’m a billionaire in charge of a huge gaming company, I have no choice but to go check it out. He thought.

At the game shop, Yugi asked his grandfather, “Hey, Gramps, can we please see your super-rare-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-mega-super-card?”  Yugi’s grandfather, an Earth Pony stallion with purple eyes, a grey mane and beard, and a grey coat with a shovel as a cutie mark wearing an orange bandana on his head, answered, “I don’t see why not. Here it is, the Blue Eyes White Dragon.” He shoved the card across the counter to show the group.

“That’s the least threatening name for a monster I’ve ever heard! What kind of moron would want a card like that?” Joey asked. As if on cue, Kaiba stormed into the shop and shoved Yugi and his friends out of the way. “I’m here for your Blue Eyes, old pony and I won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. Now, give it to me.” He demanded.

“No.” Grandpa replied. “Curses, foiled again…” Kaiba grumbled.  “I’m going to hire some thugs to ponynap you now.  I’m a billionaire and nopony will even THINK about pressing charges.” He then left the game shop without another word.

“That Kaiba colt needs to get out more.” Grandpa commented. “Big time!” Tristen agreed.  Later that day, Yugi found a letter that read, ‘I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi and then I dueled him into submission. So, could you get over here and call a doctor for him? I have far too many bits to do it myself’.

“Wait, who sent this letter?” Yugi asked.  Without being told where to go, Yugi and his friends went to Kaiba’s Duel Arena.  “Grandpa, are you ok?!” Yugi gasped when he found his grandfather injured on the floor.

“For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.” Grandpa said.  “That’s right, now watch this!” Kaiba exclaimed from across the room as he used his magic to levitate the card and then ripped it in half. “Grandpa’s special super-rare-awesome-super-card!” Yugi yelled with a shocked expression.

“Why the hay did you do that for?!” Joey demanded.  “So, it can never be used against me.” Kaiba replied calmly.  “In that case, why not tear up every card in the whole kingdom?” Yugi asked. “Shut up and duel me!” Kaiba said quickly.

“Don’t worry, Gramps! I’ll win this duel with your deck!” Yugi reassured his grandfather while taking his deck from him.  “Wait a minute!  I’ve been injured, so you just take my deck so you can play cards with your arch rival?” Grandpa asked.  “Pretty much.” His grandson shrugged in response.

“No wonder your parents are never around…” Grandpa commented.  An Earth pony mare with light blue eyes, a dark brown mane, and a light pink coat with a smiley face with wings as a cutie mark was seen holding a marker in her mouth. Her name is Téa Gardner, one of Yugi, Joey, and Tristen’s friends. “Gather around, everypony and I’ll mark us with a special sign.” She commanded as she drew a smiley face on her, Yugi’s, Joey’s, and Tristen’s hooves.

“Uh, Téa? Hey, not for nothing, but…ain’t this permanent marker?” Joey asked, glancing at his hoof.

“Oh…whoops!” Téa said. “Why were you even carrying that around in the first place?” Joey questioned.  “I’m a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.” Téa replied. “Hey, my wallet’s missing!” Tristen yelled in the background.

“Kaiba took it!” Téa exclaimed, pointing at the unicorn.  “It’s time to duel!” Yugi declared, now as Yami (the alicorn from the beginning).  Kaiba asked, “Wait, did your voice just got deeper in the last five minutes? What the hay happened to your voice?”

“Holy Celestia! Real monsters!” Yami shouted as a monster appeared in the arena in between them.  “Actually, they’re just super advanced holograms used to enrich the experience of a foal’s card game.” Kaiba corrected his arch rival.

“Ok, seriously, you’ve got to be [bleep] ing kidding me. Who wastes all their bits on that?” Yami replied. “The unicorn who’s going to beat your obnoxious pharaoh plot with 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons!” Kaiba boasted, summoning said monsters.

“Wait a minute, did you summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?”

“Yeah, so?”

“That’s against the rules, isn’t it?”

“FORGET THE RULES, I’M A PONY WITH LOTS OF MONEY! Now, draw your last pathetic card, Yugi, so I can finish you!”

“My grandpa’s deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba! Except maybe for Kuriboh…but it also has this!” Yami told Kaiba before levitating a card up. “The unstoppable Exodia!”

“AH! Exodia! It’s not possible! Nopony has been able to summon him!” Kaiba exclaimed in shock.  “Really? Is it because it’s so rare?” Yami asked.  “No, it’s because this game makes no sense. Nopony can figure out how to do it.” Kaiba answered with a scared expression.

“Nopony, except me! Exodia, obliterate!” Yami commanded while Exodia destroyed all three Blue Eyes White Dragons. Meanwhile, in the viewing area, there stood a unicorn colt with dark grey eyes, a black mane, and a light grey coat with no cutie mark wearing a necklace with a card shaped pendant. His name is Mokuba Kaiba, Kaiba’s little brother.

“Big brother! Is it time for my cameo yet?” He called out. “H-How could you summon Exodia?” Kaiba stammered as he was still in shock.  “Kaiba, if you really wish to know…then talk to the hoof!” Yami responded while his horn glowed and he put his hoof out as the colors went negative.

“AHHHHHHHHHHH!” Kaiba screamed before he fainted and everything returned to normal. At the hospital, Yugi’s friends were watching Grandpa who woke up and said, “I wet myself.”

Meanwhile, in a castle thousands of miles away, there sat a Pegasus stallion with light brown eyes (the left one was covered by the Millennium Eye), a silver mane, and a light orange coat with a palette as a cutie mark wearing a white frilly collar with a black bow on it. His name is Maximillion Pegasus.  One of his guards informed him, “Mr. Pegasus, sir, it seems that the reigning Duel Monsters champion, Seto Kaiba, has been defeated by somepony named Yugi. Also, it’s time for your bath.”  “Mmm…” Pegasus muttered, the Millennium Eye shining in the dark of his office.