My Little Yu-Gi-Oh: Card Games are Magic

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to  Kazuki Takahashi, and Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series belongs to LittleKuriboh.

“I’m not actually in this episode. Has anypony seen my agent?” Yami asked while an image of him surrounded by cards is shown.

The cards covered the screen before uncovering the rooftop of the school.  And just like Yami said, this episode has Yugi has his normal self while he was standing on the roof top thinking to himself, Well, Grandpa’s now a mime. And now, thanks to Pegasus, he’s lost his soul too! I’ve gotta save him! But first, I need to find a way to get down from here. Hello? A little help here! Anypony?

Meanwhile, Joey got a video tape and exclaimed while putting it in, “Hey, it’s another video! I wonder if Pegasus wants my soul too!” The tape showed an Earth Pony mare with brown eyes, an auburn mane, and a light pink coat with three hearts as a cutie mark. Her name is Serenity Wheeler, Joey’s little sister.  “What’s up, big brother?” She asked in a high pitched voice.   “It’s my sister who looks nothing like me!” Joey exclaimed in shock.

“The doctors have been trying to figure out why my voice is so high pitched, they’ve neglected to treat my eyesight! So, I’m going blind. Well, see ya later…or not.” The TV turned off as Joey mumbled to himself, “I guess my soul ain’t good enough for Pegasus…”

The next day, at school, Yugi met up with his friends and told them his plan.   “I’ve decided to accept Pegasus’s invitation to travel to his private island where I’ll be completely at his mercy. It’s a shame rich ponies are immune from the law, otherwise we could’ve just called the police!” He explained.

“A bunch of bits sure does horrible things to ponies. As the old saying goes, money is the root of all—“Joey began.  “Hey, look! This tournament has a prize of three million bits!” Tristen interrupted his friends.

In a fast move, Joey grabbed one of the cards, stating, “Cha-ching! Duelist Kingdom here I come!” Outside, around sundown, Yugi was seen talking to Joey.  “Hey, Joey? Remember the time we became friends?” Yugi asked.  “Yeah.” Joey answered while it cut to a flashback.

Flashback

“GIVE ME BACK MY MILLENIUM PUZZLE, YOU BIG JERKS!!!” Yugi screamed as he chased after Joey and Tristen.

“We’re tormenting you!” The two taunted.

End of flashback

“Actually, Joey, I was talking about the part after that.” Yugi corrected.

“Oh yeah, now I remember…” Joey nodded. Then, it cut to another flashback.

Flashback

“I mean it, give it back!” Yugi yelled.

“We’re still tormenting you!” Joey and Tristen exclaimed.

End of flashback

“Man, good times!” Joey chuckled.  “No, Joey, I mean the time I saved you from that bully.” Yugi corrected him.

“Huh…no, I don’t remember that.” Joey replied.  “But I was all heroic and stuff!” Yugi claimed.

“Hey, remember when Tristen and I took your Millennium Puzzle?” Joey asked.  Then, it showed ANOTHER flashback.

Flashback

“WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Yugi sobbed.

“Torment!!!” Joey and Tristen yelled.

End of flashback

“Remind me why we’re friends again?” Yugi asked with an annoyed expression.

Later, the two ponies were at the docks and an Earth pony stallion with a light brown mane and a grey coat with a megaphone as a cutie mark wearing sunglasses was seen standing on the boat to Duelist Kingdom, announcing, “Attention, duelists! My mane is telling you that it’s time for you to board. Anypony caught without a crazy mane style will NOT be permitted to enter the Duelist Kingdom!”  He’s known as the Hair Guy.

Joey quickly found himself under attack by security ponies. “But my mane’s all blonde and poofy!” He protested.  “Sorry, sir, it needs to be at least twice the size of your head for it to count.” One of the guards said.

“He’s with me!” A voice stated. They turned and Joey was surprised to see Yugi standing there.  The guards were shocked, declaring, “Wow! Your mane is crazy enough for two ponies! Ok, he can go.”

“Thanks, Yug. Man, your mane really is crazy. What the hay’s your secret?” Joey asked.  “L'Oréal. Because I'm worth it.” Yugi answered as the logo for the product appeared on the side of the screen.

Meanwhile, Téa and Tristen were trying to sneak on board the ship. “Come on, Tristen! Let’s sneak on board like Solid Snake!” Téa commanded.  “Don’t our parents even care that we’re missing?” Tristen asked with a concerned expression.

Meanwhile, Yugi and Joey came across an Earth pony mare with dark purple eyes, a blonde mane, and a light purple coat with a pink heart with wings as a cutie mark with a black strap on one of her back legs. Her name is Mai Valentine.  “Is that a Lightforce Sword you’ve got in your saddlebag or are you just happy to see me?” She asked.

“Check it out, Yug. It’s giant plot attached to a mare.” Joey pointed out.  “The name’s Mai Valentine. It’s not a very subtle pun.” Mai explained.  “Plot…” Joey said happily, not listening to Mai because he was staring at her backside.  “I’ll crush you when we get to the island.” She threatened. “With your plot, right?” Joey asked.

On the other side of the ship, Téa was having trouble. “What’s wrong, Téa?” Tristen questioned. “I have to use the bathroom, but the lady who voices me won’t admit it.” Téa responded.

“In another few hours, the sun will rise!” Tristen exclaimed randomly. “What the [bleep] does that mean?!” Téa demanded in annoyance while the caption on screen read ‘seriously, he actually says that’.

Shortly, she noticed a familiar white Earth Pony stallion walking to the side of the deck. “Hey, isn’t that Bakura?” Téa asked.  Tristen questioned, “Bakura? The limey pony from school?”

“What’s he doing here?” Téa wondered out loud.  “Who cares? He’s not even a main character!” Tristen responded.

Meanwhile, in one of the rooms, there sat Rex, the Earth pony who lost the duel from the previous episode who saw Mai enter his room. “Whoa! Uh-huh-huh…come to Raptor.” He said.

“Tell you what, Rex, if I win this duel, I get to use your room.  But if you win, I get to give you a kiss.” Mai explained to him.  “Cool, then I, like, won’t be called a loser anymore.” Rex commented stupidly.

On deck, Weevil approached Yugi and Joey while commanding, “Heh-heh, hey, Yugi, heh-heh, like, give me your cards or something. Heh-heh.”

“Well, you’re clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust you.” Yugi said since he was oblivious of what was going to happen next.

“Say goodbye to Exodia!” Weevil exclaimed as he threw Yugi’s cards off the side of the ship before leaving. “Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh, that was cool, heh-heh-heh!”

“Holy cow! I never saw that coming!” Yugi gasped. “I’ll save them!” Joey declared, jumping into the ocean while the Titanic theme began playing as he began retrieving some of the cards with his mouth. “Must…risk…life…for…cards!”

As he began sinking, Yugi quickly jumped in after him and got a hold of him. Tristen dropped a latter down and called out from above, “Hey, get a room, you two!”

Inside the ship, Rex was bucked out of his own room by Mai. “Get out, loser!” She shouted at him.  “Did I just win a duel?” Rex asked.

On deck, Joey and Yugi were recovering from what happened earlier.  “Sorry you two nearly drowned.” Téa apologized to the two stallions.  “If it’s any conciliation, the sun should be up in a few hours!” Tristen declared.  “Man, I can’t believe I didn’t save your cards…” Joey sighed sadly. “Compared to this, my sister’s approaching blindness seems like a minor inconvenience!”

“Your sister? How come you’ve never mentioned that subplot before?” Yugi asked.  “My parents got divorced a long time ago because I tried teaching her how to drive.” Joey answered before it cut to a flashback.

Flashback

“Joey, stop this crazy thing!” Serenity yelled.

“Apply the handbrake, you dumb pony!” Joey shouted.

End of flashback

If she’s going blind, I might have a chance with her… Tristen thought.  “We’ll both do our best, Joey. You for your sister and me for my grandpa.” Yugi said with a determined expression.

“I’m not sure why I even bother coming.” Téa shrugged.  “Hey, look! I was right about the sun!” Tristen pointed out as he stared out into the horizon where the sun was rising.