Chapter 3
Pinkie Pies Super Party Cannon (PPSPC)

I knocked on the door of Pinkies house thing, it was a shop, apartment. The door opened slowly just enough for her to look at me then her face unnaturally smiled not just a happy smile, but a really happy cartoon Garfield smile, the one that stretches to you ears. She slammed the door, which was a little confusing, but opened it a minute later screaming:

"SURPRISE!"

I saw a giant blue cannon being aimed at me with pinkie at the wrong side of anything that goes BOOM she fired and I thought it was the end, but instead I was launched off my feet and onto the street, covered head to toe in confetti and streamers. "OW." I managed to say as she trotted up and sneezed... MORE CONFETTI?!

"Sorry! Didn't think I stuffed that much in there hee hee hee!"

I couldn't help but smile, "well its now dark and I was wondering if I could crash here..."

"OF COURSE!"

She grabbed me off the street and flew inside, well, went inside really fast she put me down on the couch, dang... For a pony she sure was strong... And went behind the counter and there was my doom, another cupcake. She gave me a evil smile that instantly turned innocent "sorry about the last run in with cupcakes, I thought you could eat cupcakes like me!" And she threw the perfectly good cupcake in the air and her mouth opened like a trash can swallowing the cupcake, LIT candle, frosting and all. My jaw dropped. Imagine if I introduced her to a hot dog eating contest... Not THAT kind of hot dog, gotta get those thoughts outta my head... She licked the remaining frosting of her face with her HUGE Tongue. And strolled over with another cupcake. "Would YOU like one?" I laughed out loud, which had a strange effect on her hairdo. "Are you kidding me?! I haven't had anything today but a apple and a apple pie! Just one!" She gasped and mumbled under her breath about a proper eating, then she went into the kitchen and made me anything I could think of. Dessert wise. I ate, and ate, and ate till it hurt. Which she took as a good sign because she only had the cupcake and three cakes... ONLY three, poor girl. She asked if I was full I nodded gratefully at her she smiled again and zipped of, all the plates had mysteriously vanished into the kitchen and came back out with a blanket and pillow, no idea why they were in the kitchen but hey, who cares?

"Here you are! Rest up and then go to whoever is next!"

I looked at her in total confusion and she looked right back with the whole "don't you get it?" Expression on her face then she sighed.

"You have already done what no pony could but me!" I look at her again quizzivley. "Oh come on Rayne! You ate: 7 cakes, 18 cupcakes, 10 fritters, and 20 cups of pudding! If your appetite is that vast then you baking skills are just as vast!" I understood at once, that WAS the test. I laughed out loud and she quickly joined in then after a while we quieted down a little bit and she went upstairs to what I expected was her room and she waved goodnight and I passed out quickly into a disturbing dream...

Author's Note

Hey everyone, this ones a bit short but I make up for it in the next one where I'll tell you a bit about what happened for me to get there.