Peachy Keen

by TheExhaustedBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Romance, Comedy, Shining Armor, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1255

Shining armor hooks up with Mrs. Peachbottom

Here's a sexual version of Shining Armor's encounter with Ms. Peachbottom in the crystal empire. Shining Armor, despite being a stallion of great virtues and honor, can't help but give into the urges that they, as a species, are hard wired to follow through with.

Submitted for the 31shotober challenge... Please don't judge me. T.T

Published 2013-09-24 01:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-24 01:10:03 UTC

Peachy Keen

"Why thank you very much, I'm Shining Armor." Shining Armor looked down towards the mare in front of him. Something about her just made him feel strange. He couldn't place a hoof on what he found so attractive. Perhaps it was receiving praise from a pony that was not of royal blood? She seemed to be genuinely interested in him and that turned him on more than ever.

"Oh," Ms. Peachbottom gasped, "the prince! My oh my! I've never met a prince before."

"Ahaha," Shining Armor chuckled, "I'm surprised. I'd think that in your line of work, you'd meet princes all the time?"

"Hardly! Just an ordinary wild mustang from Mustangia. Here to enjoy a little vay-kay."

That's what it was. Shining Armor figured out what the reason for these feelings were. She was an average pony that desired him. Even though Cadence has an amazing body and is also his wife, he grew a little tired of the same pony every time. He wanted someone different. Someone like Ms. Peachbottom.

"Twilight, you mind if I take over from here and give your friend the rest of the tour?" Shining Armor asked.

"Well, I suppose that would be pretty good. You do live here after all. We don't know anything about the layout of the castle." Twilight said shyly, embarrassed to admit that she was unprepared.

"Don't worry, Twilight, I'll make sure I'll get her to Cadence on time." Shining Armor waved goodbye to his sister and her friends. Ms. Peachbottom was at his side, "shall we go inside?" He asked.

"Oh my. In-inside?" She gulped, claustrophobia slowly creeping on her, "I guess as long as I'm with you."

Shining Armor started his part of the tour in the dining hall, it was very large and not encased by walls, the dining hall was more like a dining terrace to him. From there, they moved into the kitchen, the garrison, and the ballroom.

Ms. Peachbottom was absolutely elated to see the castle and all it's beauty with her own eyes. It was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen, aside from Shining Armor, of course. Even though she was in constant awe at the architecture, she couldn't help but want to get back out in the open as soon as possible.

"Your majesty, if you don't mind, I'd kinda like to get outside for a bit." She began to fidget uncomfortably.

Shining Armor couldn't let her leave just yet. He wanted her, and she wanted him. He was sure of it. Besides, he's royalty, he can get whatever he wanted.

"Wait, there's one more part of the castle I must show you, please, I insist you stay for only a little longer." Shining Armor pleaded.

"Well I suppose one more room won't hurt too bad."

"It depends." Shining Armor replied.

The two continued down the hallway and stopped at a fairly large set of ornate double doors. Shining Armor used his magic to pull the doors open,

"This is the royal chambers. The princess and I sleep here in all the comfort we desire."

Ms. Peachbottom's eyes widened and her jaw dropped. What she wouldn't do to live in this room if not the whole castle. "Oh golly! This is just the bees knees! I can't believe that I'm here standing in the most private room of the entire castle! Ooooooh!" She squealed in delight.

Shining Armor grinned and softly closed the doors behind him, "yes, this room is very secluded. Nopony is allowed to enter without permission from whoever's inside." Shining Armor walked up behind Ms. Peachbottom and put his hooves on her shoulders, "say, why don't you sit down, the bed is enchanted so that it completely relaxes the body."

"Oooh, that'd be lovely." The mare sat down on the bed. However, within three seconds of being seated, Ms. Peachbottom found herself sprawled out on the bed.

"How do you feel?" Shining Armor asked. His heart was beating faster now with anticipation.

"I feel like water in a bucket. This is amazing. What I wouldn't do to stay here for a bit longer."

"Well, I can think of something you can do." The unicorn climbed up on he bed and stood over the relaxed mare. Their eyes met, Shining Armor couldn't stop thinking about how beautiful they were.

Ms. Peachbottom slowly became more anxious and the magical bed didn't seem to be alleviate her fears.

"Your majesty, w-w-what are you doing?" She asked nervously.

"I want you. I've grown bored of Cadence and I want somepony else to have sex with. The moment I saw you, I had to have you."

Ms. Peachbottom was silent. The only communication she conveyed was her face turning red.

"I know that you want me too and I'm going to give you what you want." Shining Armor locked his lips on Ms. Peachbottoms and began sliding his tongue into her mouth. Ms. Peachbottom gave into Shining Armor and began wrestling her tongue with Shining Armor's.

Shining Armor moved his head back away. A string of saliva crossed the gap between the two ponies' mouths. Both their hearts were racing. This was by far the best thing that ever happened to them in their lives.

"Shining Armor, I want you inside of me." Ms. Peachbottom spread her legs. Shining Armor's penis was throbbing. Twilight used her magic to carve a fake crystal heart of of a crystal block? Well, Shining Armor could probably do the se thing with his cock. He could see she was already dripping a little and that just made Shining Armor even harder. Without a second thought, the unicorn pushed his male hood into Ms. Peachbottom. She moaned in pure ecstasy as the pain was of the pleasurable kind. He began thrusting in and out. Her body was tight around his cock and it made him roll his eyes to the back of his head.

"Oh yes! Oh man you're so tight!" Shining Armor panted as be continued thrusting.

"Ohhhh! Ohhh! Oohhhh! OoooooOoOooooohhh!" Ms. Peachbottom moaned. She could feel him deep inside her. He is by far the biggest stallion she's ever been with in her life.

"I want to taste that huge royal cock of yours!"

Shining Armor chuckled, "Alright, the pleasure is all yours." Shining Armor pulled out, a little bit of cum was dripping from his tip, but he was still hard. He adjusted so that he was right in Ms. Peachbottom's face.

She looked at it and without hesitation, opened her mouth and wrapped her lips around it. This sent the unfaithful unicorn into throes of pure heavenly ecstasy. His whole body trembled as he felt the warm, moist, mouth and lips squeeze his cock. He was at his limit, he couldn't hold it in anymore. He was going to cum.

"This is it! I'm going to blow!" Shining Armor pulled his cock out of Ms. Peachbottoms mouth, "open your mouth and look at me."

Ms. Peachbottom did as he had instructed, she opened her mouth as wide as possible and stared into Shining Armor's majestic blue eyes as he came all over her face in wet, sticky strands.

Author's Note

This is my first (and only) clop fic. I can't think of any other reason for writing this other than the fact that this kind of story is relavent to many people's interests. So, I hoped you enjoyed reading this because I personally have mixed feelings about it. What has my life come to?