R'tas The Cruel's Blood-explosion gore-pit Rakdos-style Circus of Slaughter!!!

by Uberdeathninja
R'tas the cruel, necromancer extraordinaire and master of the arcane arts, is opening a lovely little show for all you sick, twisted boys and girls, and you're invited! So, step right up, and get a look at the one and only Circus of Slaught

R'tas the Cruel. Necromancer, Cryomancer, Evil Overlord, Family Man, many names come to mind when one speaks his name, but one name remains constant: Conqueror. Yes, R'tas, the interstellar necromancer crime lord, conquers worlds for fun and profit, then either sells the inhabitants into slavery, leaves them with the ruins of whatever civilizations they once had, or has them fight ungodly creatures in his multiverse-famous Circus of Slaughter, the one place where boys and girls of all races and origins can let their freakish bloodlust show. This time, a trusted informant has told him of a world ripe for the picking, and the inhabitants are practically begging to meet the pit. So, buy your tickets, kiddies, 'cuz Equestria's gonna get the ultimate "Cold Shoulder", and no amount of love and tolerance is gonna save these little ponies from the pit! So place your votes, pick your ponies, and let the slaughter begin!

WARNING: Refunds not guaranteed for loss of personal property, limb, bodily function, or life.

Also, may contain SOME mild sexual situations, just fair warning.

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