I am Human

Chapter 1:Argue

Ughh...My fucking head...

Who would probably hit my head and throwed me into this fucking forest anyway...

'Umm....Pewdiepie?'

Not him...

'JB?'

No!

'Mr.Bean?!'

No!!

Anyway,gotta love my life.I have to find somewhere to stay or live.This fucking trees are useless but for making air to breath.

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Applebloom tries to get animal caring cutiemark so she climbed a tree to feed some baby birds.But,as everypony know...She would get trouble...

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I continued to walk around the forest.How long is this going to take!!

'I don't know.'

Shut up!

Me and my brain's conversation was interrupted by a loud thud on the ground followed by a cry of a girl.I struggled to find who it is.Well,I found the source of the sound.A small yellow horse...err...pony.I picked 'her' up and carried her in my arm.Her cry slowly fades off.

"Applebloom!!!"A yell came from behind.Another yellow pony.But this one is a bit bigger and has a cowboy hat on her head."Stay away from mah sister,you monster!"

Well,I put the little pony down and...

*Crack!!*

The older one kicked my leg and broke it entirely.

"Rainbow Dash!A monster is tryin' to eat mah sister!"She called.Five more ponies came galloping towards me.

"Oh fuck!"I said before another pony with rainbow mane kicked me in the stomach.That's it.I grabbed her leg tried to squeeze it."WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME!!!YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!!!"

A tall white pony stood behind me....An alicorn."Let Rainbow Dash go,human.I'm the one who sent you here,not her..."She said with a concerned voice.And this is annoying me.

"So she's a hero for attacking a guy who is saving that little yellow pony there,eh?You're a real bitch!!!"I snapped.I grabbed 'Rainbow Dash's' head and slammed it at my knee."That's for my stomach!!!"I moved to the one with the hat.I clenched my fist and punched her face right at the snout.

"Craig!Please stop!!"A fimiliar voice stopped me.I looked behind,a darker alicorn appeared beside the white one.I know her...

"I know you....Luna!!"I quickly bowed in front of her.

"You know him?"The white one asked her.

"He's my friend...And he's the only one who is ever gave his love to my night!!And you just ruined his life..."Luna walked towards me and hugged me."Please forgive them..."

"I can't...They assaulted me...And they don't deserve my respect...."I began to drag my broken leg back into the forest.That little pony I saved earlier stopped me.

"Please stay...Ah don't want to see ya hurt...Especially after you helped me.."She hugged my leg...Dawww...But,no!!

"Sorry..But I still can't forgive them..."I continued my way.And again,I was stopped.This time the one who stopped me is that rainbow one.

"You're a jerk!!!"She pointed her hoof at my face.Her nose is still bleeding.

"Oh,so I'm a jerk.So your'e the good one...Lets see,you accused me for being a monster and you jammed my digestion organ...You fucking bitch!!!"I stared her eyes.Which made her cry.

"I'm sorry,okay!!!"She tried to hold back.

"I don't need your feelings!!!!You can kill yourself for your own guilt but I won't hold back!!!Now move out of my fucking way!!!"I screamed as I shoved her out of my way.

Luna followed me from behind and whispered something..."Craig,there's a castle that way.I have a bed there for you and please,stay out of trouble,love..."She kissed my cheek and moved back to the others.I continued my journey for shelter to the way she directed.

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Lets see what I got in my pocket.An Ipod,a Swiss Army knife and a minthe.Well,those were all useful.

'Dude,take it easy.Did you know that you hitted those ponies back there?'

What are you saying...

'Ugh...Your other 'you' is taking over you!You'll get someone killed dammit!'

Oh shit!!Well,I'd better not snap like that again...

'Look in front of you,idiot!A fucking castle ruin!!'

So this is it,aie?Sweet!

I took a small rock and and my knife.I made a campfire right in the throne room.Cozy isn't it.I collected some berries and caught a fish at the river.Well,beggars can't be choosers and I fucking love fishes and berries.Lets chow!!!

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Burp!!!

Okay,maybe I ate too much.I'm going to puke...Nope,gotta find the bed upstairs.

I walked dozens of staircases and her I am.The royal bedroom.And guess what.The bed is pink in colour which always used in porns.Why?Welp,its 7 night right now.Gotta sleep.I have this weird feeling.Why am I so happy after that drama earlier...I hitted their face like a maniac...Man....How could I attack them?Why?I shifted to the other side and looked at the Moon through the window.It was beautiful....Luna's work is very majestic.

''But why....you told me your world was happy...."

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"Oh,come on!Please...I saw him ran to the forest...That is at least what we can do..."Applebloom whined at her two friends.

''You saw what he did to your sister,and also Rainbow Dash!"Scootaloo growled.

"Yeah!He's a monster anyway..."Sweetie Belle made a little 'hmph!'

"If he's a monster,why would he help me?He should've eat me at the first place!"Applebloom stomped her hoof to the soil ground."He's probably out there,cold,lonely and hungry....please?''

"Ugh...fine...."Scootaloo went on her scooter.

"If we got eaten,I'm blaming you."Sweetie Belle lifted her bag filled with snacks.Applebloom carried her basket of apples and went to the forest,looking for Craig.

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"How....lloooonnnggggg......"Scootaloo sighed aloud.

"Just follow the path way...ah'm sure he's here somewhere....."Applebloom said,annoyed.

"Do you guys see what I'm seeing?"Sweetie pointed at a castle."It must be the princesses' old castle!"

"Awesome....."Scootaloo said with awe.

  A strange creature came from out of the bushes with sticks in its arm.It noticed them and took a few steps back.Applebloom does a mild cheer as she trotted towards the creature.

"I knew you were here!"She began to tear.

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I saw the cowgi...mare's sister hugging my leg while her two friends looked in fear.Applejack is her name I recall...

"What are you doing here?Its dangerous in the forest."I whispered...loudly.

"We came here to give you some stuff...its kind of pity to see you alone here......"She smiled."Come meet my friends,this is Sweetie Belle and Scootalloo."She pointed at each of them.They backed away from me.

"P-please....d-dont eat us...."Scootaloo shivered.

"Yeah....we're not that tasty..."Sweetie Belle lied on her stomach with her hooves covering her eyes.

"Guys..he's not going to eat you"Applebloom giggled.

"Y-you don't?"Sweetie lifted her head.

"Hell yeah I don't"I grinned.I walked up to them."I'm Craig Gregory."

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We got along pretty well.Except for the part they yelled 'Cutie Mark Crusaders!!!!'.They almost blew up my ear.We played tag,hide-and-seek and other stuff.Playing with kids sure lift my spirit.Before they leave,they gave me snacks and a basket of apples.

"We'll come back tomorrow!"Applebloom waved her hoof.

"Can't wait!"I chuckled.

                  I sat a few hours on a log...playing with a stick.Heh,what can a 17 year old kid do in the forest...oh wait,die!

'Y'know...that's a freaking crazy idea'

I have nothing left!

'See those kids?They liked you,dammit!Isn't that enough?'

I....er...ugh...

'Just what I thought....Look at the sky,its almost night.Better rest now,dude.'

That's a good idea.Can't wait to meet those kids again!