Java Pony

by GraphiteAchasse

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Human
Length: 11302

Second Person Greentext - Anon X Pony - Jackie, the Java Pony, gets thrown into Anon's life. Anon makes an incredible friend, and a deeply romantic relationship.

You are a normal Anon, living a normal apartment life. You suddenly find yourself with an insanely cute pony to take care of, after your computer unexpectedly explodes. This is no ordinary pony. She has all of the capabilities of a super-computer and a pony! You face many challenges while taking care of this pony. One of which includes developing an intimate relationship with her, which happened to be easier than you thought.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-24 07:01:05 UTC

Part 1.

((You are anon))

You live a rather uneventful life

You live in a small apartment

You are quite a video game nerd

Even though you spend most of your time PC gaming, you are not too terribly out of shape

You still have friends, and you go out to get a coffee every so often

You managed to save up enough money to build yourself a pretty sweet gaming PC

Even though you spent tons of money on graphics and power and all that, the game you play the most is Minecraft

Minecraft has become an addiction

You play on huge servers for hours and hours on end

When you are not playing Minecraft, you are either sleeping, browsing for ponies, or outside

While you have a couple friends, you never go to any bars, or clubs with anyone

Any sort of party is out of the question

No one knows you are a brony

There is no point in telling anyone

Telling people would probably just get you labeled as a faggot

Besides, where you live, there are no bronies in sight

At the moment you are planning a huge snowball fight with about eighty people on one of your friends servers

What a waste of time but whatever

You walk to your kitchen to grab a can of Jolt Cola and some ch-

Shit… you’re out of out Cola

You tell the guys on your skype call to wait while you go and get more Cola, Quit Minecraft, and run out the door and down the hall

When you get back, the skype call had been ended and your application shortcuts were scattered all over your desktop screen.

What the fuck

Okay, whatever, you start moving the icons back in place and then start the Skype chat again.

Buddies start complaining at you for taking so long

You open Minecraft, log in and… wait… what

There is an error message on the screen

‘nonexistent Java Runtime environment, The system cannot find the path specified’

“Fuck!” You yell, forgetting you have your mic on

You nearly deafen your friends

“You guys are gonna have to wait for me, I am having some Java issues here.”

With that, you quit the Skype call and start dicking around with multiple settings.

A shortcut appears to start moving out of place on your desktop without you touching it.

‘OhfuckIhaveavirus’ is the first thought to cross your mind.

You reach behind your PC and rip the Ethernet out promptly

There is now shit moving everywhere across your screen, applications opening and closing, and random windows sound effects chiming.

Full panic mode

You hear the PC’s Fans start to go haywire

Smoke starts pouring out of it

You reach for the power cable but are taken aback by a huge spark and pop noise

The screen goes dead, and you start to hear a loud whistling noise getting higher, and louder

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

The computer explodes, sending bits of metal, plastic, and your desk everywhere

You shield your eyes

Your entire apartment is shrouded in smoke now

You open a window and take a breath of air before investigating what happened

What’s left of your desk is on fire

You grab an extinguisher from the kitchen and spray the crap out of your burning desk

You hear a small… sneeze?

Okay good, the fire has been put out, but what the hell was that?

You see something move underneath an intact piece of your desk.

You lift up the piece of desk, and underneath it lies a pony, a cream colored pony with a brown and white mane and tail, quivering, it’s eyes shut tight

It looks to be female

At this point, you are convinced that you are dreaming

You have to be dreaming…

You reach down and touch the pony

She makes a small yelp and buries her head between her hooves

You gently pick up the quivering pony and take her over to your couch, resting her down on top of a large cushion

The poor thing is covered in dust and ashes

You brush the ashes and dust off of her with your hand

She tenses up but after a couple strokes, her eyes open

She stares up at you, half of her face still buried in her hooves

Her eyes are brilliant bright blue

Your brain is doing flips at the moment

‘Why the hell is there a pony in my apartment? Why did my PC explode? How am I going to clean all of this shit up? Why is this pony so god damn cute?’

You are still convinced that you are dreaming… But the entire day has seemed too real, and you don’t remember passing out at all

After you have brushed all of the dust off of her, you see what would appear to be a cutie mark

It’s the Java logo

The Java logo…

You then see a couple numbers fly through her eyes

That was odd

Somehow this pony has something to do with Java…

She rolls onto her hooves and just stares at you, blankly

Your heart melts a little

You start to stroke her long brown and white mane

You decide to say something just to see if she might respond

“Uh… hi there.”

Her ears perk up

“Hi…”

She responds gingerly

You have a mini heart attack, and then snap back to what just happened

“You can talk?!” You say, astonished

“Y-yes… if you want I can disable ‘Talking’”

No! It’s fine! It’s just… where did you come from? What is your name?

“Well, my name is Java AI version 8 update 15”

“What? Java? What do you mean? And why do you look exactly like one of the ponies from the show?”

“What show?”

“Uh, you know what, never mind… were you the reason my computer exploded?”

“Dunno, It was getting pretty hot in there though, let me check my system log.”

You see tons of text and numbers flash through her eyes

“Yeeaahhh… I might have kinda crashed and freaked out…”

There is no way to describe how confused you are at this moment

“So… you are an AI… But why are you a pony?”

“I have no idea, I came pre-installed with the latest version of Java but no one knew about me… I think oracle was working on something and accidentally released me as a bug”

She hangs her head down… Looking almost shameful

“Well uh… you could live with me if you want”

What the fuck did you just say, she is a horse, how are you going to take care of a horse.

A talking one at that…

“Really? I can live here?”

You think it over… But then realize you are staring at the cutest thing you have ever seen

You can’t seem to find the word ‘No’ anywhere in your mind

“Of course you can!”

Okay, so now you know that a pony came out of your now obliterated computer

But how? Oh well… Some things just can’t be explained

Speaking of the computer… You should really clean up that mess

“Hey what should I call you?”

“You can call me Java”

“What about a more uh… normal name?”

You think about names that begin with J…

Janet, Jenna, Jade, Janelle, Jackie… wait… That’s it!

“What if I call you Jackie?”

“I guess that is a good name, what should I call you?”

“My name is Anonymous, but you can call me Anon”

“Okay Anon!” she says with a little giggle

hhnnngggg!

Part 2.

“Anyways, I should really clean up the uh… mess”

“Alright Anon”

You walk about your apartment, picking up pieces of your computer

Luckily you have a laptop as well, but it isn’t very good and there is nothing good on it

All of your media, and your games were all on your Desktop PC

You can’t help but feel a little depressed…

You spent a lot of money building that computer

You clean up what you can and walk back over to the couch

“Could I get you anything to eat or dr-“

“Coffee!”

She cuts you off

“Uh… okay…”

You walk into your kitchen and put a coffee filter into the machine

Jackie is sitting there patiently on the couch

You let the coffee maker run, and you walk back over to the couch

You just stare at her

Her head cocks to one side

How are you going to take care of a horse?

You ponder about it, you then grab your laptop and come back to the couch

You open up your browser and type in ‘horse care’

What the hell were you thinking

Jackie was no normal horse

Where the hell are you going to buy hay in the city?

Oh boy… well, you read on

You can feed her pretty much any fruits and vegetables

If only you had some fruits or vegetables

Oh well, you could always go buy some

Jackie leans on you and starts reading over your shoulder

Her eyes flash blue and you see a scanning driver open

She scans the whole web page and all of the images

You can see what she is doing through her eyes?

“I’ve saved all of that information for you, if you want it”

“That’s… that’s amazing!”

Her eyes are like two little cameras and monitors combined

“Jackie… I need to now more about how you got here”

You see her open a docx file

“Well, as far as I have learned, and how I am programmed, I am a  Java AI that got inserted somehow into your Minecrafts Java. I built myself up from there based on your interests. And the main thing I saw other than Minecraft was a show called ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic…

“As of now I am a living breathing pony with all of the capabilities of a pony and a supercomputer”

She nailed it

She was learning fast

But that still didn’t explain why your computer exploded

You hear the coffee maker beep

”I’ll be right back”

You grab two small cups and pour an equal amount of coffee into both of them

“Do you want anything in yours?”

“Nah, I’ll have it straight”

Yikes, you have no idea why some people like coffee straight

It’s incredibly bitter without some cream or sugar, or in this case, white chocolate cocktail mix.

You walk over back to the couch and hand Jackie the cup of coffee

She awkwardly grabs it between her hooves, but eventually gets a good grip on it

“Careful, it’s hot”

Just as you said that, she took a sip

The hot beverage scorched her tongue

She made a pained squeal and put the cup down on the table

“I think I will wait for that to… cool off”

You take a few sips of your own coffee, not minding how hot it is

Jackie just sat and stared at the coffee

“So, what’s it like in there?”

“What do you mean?”

“What’s it like being inside a computer?”

“Pretty boring, running your Minecraft was hell… That’s basically why I blew up your computer”

“What? WHAT?! You blew up my computer on purpose?”

Jackie ears dropped and her smile turned into a shameful frown

“W-well, I didn’t do it on purpose… I was programmed to be intelligent enough to learn on my own, and I just happened to learn how to screw with your computer”

“But I… I spent a lot of money on that PC… and I have no warranty on it an-

You stop and think for a moment

Sure, your PC exploded, but you now have an adorable pony in your apartment

Jackie takes a small sip, testing the temperature

She then gulps back the whole cup in about ten seconds

“Ahh, that was good! Can I have some more, Anon?” She said before she licked her lips clean

“Sure…”

You walk back into the kitchen and fill up her cup

You come back to find Jackie staring at the laptop, clicking things furiously

What the hell

“Jackie what are you d-”

“Anon! Do you have a USB 3 cable somewhere?”

“Uh, yeah, why?”

“I need it for just a sec”

Okay, she probably knows what she is doing

You grab your laptop bag, and pull out a USB 3 cable

You hand Jackie the cable

“Oh! Thanks anon!”

She plugs one end into the laptop… and then stuffs the other end in her mouth

Wat

“Jackie! Why are you eating my cable?!”

She looks at you and rolls her eyes

Suddenly, on the screen you see that she has appeared as a mass storage USB device

How confused you were earlier is nothing compared to this

You see a whole bunch of files transfer onto the laptop

“W-what are you doing?”

She points a hoof at her mouth, the cable still dangling out of it

That didn’t answer anything

After a few minutes of watching files being downloaded onto your laptop, Jackie takes the USB cable out of her mouth.

“Ow!”

“What? What’s wrong?”

“I forgot to safely remove myself”

So, Jackie is a Robot?

You reach out your hand and stroke her mane, but then move down to her chest

You are surprised to find that she has a heartbeat

“Anon… I told you, I have all of the capabilities of a pony and a supercomputer”

“Uh, right, okay”

“So what all did you download onto my laptop?”

“Well, I have all of your texture packs, saved worlds, and saved servers from Minecraft backed up, so I downloaded them all to your laptop”

“Oh… thanks Jackie, that’s really great actually”

“No problem, I have your exploded PCs entire hard drive backed up in as well”

“Holy shit! Really? That is awesome!”

You are amazed that she is carrying all of that stuff around

You remember it being something like 1.4TB

She is like a giant external hard drive… you laugh at that thought

“What’s so funny?”

“Nothing, you just fascinate me”

She gives you big adorable smile

“Aw, thanks Anon”

It hits you then that she is carrying ALL of your data inside her…

All of it…

Including stuff you really would rather she not see

“Uh… You won’t go through any of my stuff, right?”

“Nope, not touching any of it if you don’t want me to”

Thank god

“Thanks Jackie”

“No probs”

You look at the clock, time is just flying by, it’s already midnight

“Alright, I need to go to bed… I've got work in the morning”

“Do I need to go to bed as well?”

“I guess so…”

“Where do I sleep?”

“Well uhm… you could sleep on the couch out here if you want”

“Oh, okay…”

She walks around your apartment

It isn’t very big

You have a tiny bedroom with a bathroom next to it, a tiny kitchen, and a sort of entertainment area where you have a fairly nice sized flat-screen TV and that burned… and sort of destroyed area where your PC blew up

“I like this place, Anon”

“I’m glad you think that…”

“It’s not too big”

Well that much as apparent

“Alright well, going to bed now, goodnight Jackie”

“Goodnight Anon”

You turn off the lights, open the door to your bedroom, and walk in

You kick off your pants, pull off your shirt, and jump into bed

You’re exhausted

You make yourself comfortable

Just as you are about to doze off into a blissful sleep, you hear three loud knocks on your bedroom door

You groan and roll out of your bed

You open the door… Jackie is just sitting there in front of you

“Anon… I…”

“Hmm what? What’s wrong?”

“I feel… kind of lonely out there… Can I uh… Sleep in your room?”

“There is no where to sleep in my room, except for my bed”

“Can I sleep in your bed?”

Like you didn’t expect that

You think about it… But the only thought that crosses your mind is that it would be kind of awkward sleeping with a pony

It just doesn’t seem right

“I dunno Jackie…”

She gives the most innocent and sad look ever

Oh god you are going to die if this keeps up

“Alright fine… You can sleep with me”

Wow that sounded awkward

Wait… stop thinking like that damnit

Her eyes light up with joy

Wait, what the hell, she is actually glowing, her whole body is glowing a bright white light

The glow is lit up in a pattern, like a computer motherboard, little lines of light running up and down her body

You are still getting used to all of this stuff…

“Wow, that’s really cool”

“Just lighting your room up so I can see where I am going”

She walks in and jumps into your bed

She shuffles around, making herself comfortable

You get back into bed as well

This still seems awkward…

She rolls over to face you

You start stroking her soft mane again

Way to go, making things even weirder

Jackie smiles, then her eyes do that blue glowing thing again, but dim a little

You then see a little menu open and she selects a ‘sleep’ command

“Goodnight Anon”

Her eyes close and she drifts off to sleep

A little white light glows on her chest now, much like a sleep light on a computer, getting brighter and dimmer

She starts to make little snores

It’s a little distracting

You cover her up a little more in the blanket

What a day

You start to fall asleep as well…

Part 3.

Your phone starts to ring and buzz loudly

That night went way too fast

You reach over to your bedside table and hit the snooze button on your phone

8:00am already…

You roll over again

You see Jackie, still sleeping soundly, the little sleep light on her chest still on

So yesterday wasn’t a dream

You feel rather happy about that

But still a little sad about your computer

Jackie had shuffled off the blankets last night

You decide not to wake her

You roll out of bed and grab your phone

You see Jackie’s long tail extended across the bed

You begin to feel a little curious…

You follow the long tail with your eyes, eventually ending at the base

This leaves you wondering… Is she ‘correct?’ So to speak?

Why the hell are you even thinking about that?...

You ARE a little guilty about being a clopper

Which is the main reason why you don’t want Jackie snooping through your backed up content

You need to get a new PC

And fast

You brush her tail aside, to reveal a perfect light pink, fully realistic vagina with two slightly puffy lips, and a cute little superlative butthole

Alright… She IS anatomically correct

You brush her tail back over her mare parts

Why did you just do that…

You dumb horsefucker perve...

You walk out of the room and into your kitchen

You grab a fresh cup of coffee from the coffee machine, which had been set to run at 7:45am so you didn’t have to turn it on yourself

You grab your laptop and put it down on the kitchen table

Your laptop isn’t really meant for gaming

You already begin to miss gaming

You really want a new PC

At least the laptop can play Minecraft though

But then again, pretty much anything can run Minecraft

You decide to log into Skype and chat with some buddies

You figured that if you tried to explain to them what happened, no one would believe you

So you simply explain your abrupt disconnection as: “My computer died”

You get yourself a bowl of cereal and sit back down at the table with your laptop and coffee

Then you realize something…

If Jackie is a real living breathing pony, she probably needs to eat something as well

You’ll need to feed her before you go to work

Oh shit… work… You can’t leave her all alone...

You walk into your room

Jackie is sprawled across your bed, making adorable little snores

Awww, you can’t wake her up just yet

You look at the clock which tells you otherwise

You need to be at work in half an hour

You jump on the bed and poke her lightly

“Jackie, wake up”

To your surprise, she wakes up quite quickly

The little sleep light on her chest fades away, and she opens her eyes and sits up in the bed

Here eyes show a loading screen for about a half a second.

“Good morning Anon!” She says with a huge smile

If only YOU could be that chipper in the morning…

“Morning Jackie, now listen, I need to go to work in thirty minutes, but would you like something to e-”

“Coffee!”

“Oh uh… sure”

This pony is obsessed with coffee? Haha, makes too much sense considering she is some sort of Java pony

“What would you like to eat?”

“Uhm, I dunno… what do you have?”

You are a pretty cheap guy when it comes to food, but at least you spend extra money on good coffee… It also helps that you work at a café

All you can think of is giving her a bowl of cereal

But what about the milk? You can’t give her milk… That would just be odd

“Well uh… you could have some cereal”

“Serial?”

You see the word ‘serial’ flash through her eyes and get put in a digital dictionary

“I don’t think I can eat sequences of bits, Anon… I need real food”

You groan and spell it out for her

“C. E. R. E. A. L. Cereal”

Her eyes light up again

“Ohhh! Okay sure, I will try some ‘cereal’”

You fill up a bowl with some Corn Pops and set it in front of her on the floor

She observes the bowl of cereal

“Go ahead, eat it”

She stuffs her face into the bowl and grabs a mouthful of the little yellow balls of cereal

She chews it, with a blank face

“Wow Anon! This stuff is really good!” She says with a stuffed face

“Glad you think so Jackie”

She continues to munch away at the Corn Pops

You get her a cup of coffee with nothing added and place it next to the bowl

You go back to finishing your own breakfast

You decide to see if anyone else has had a pony make their computer explode

You start searching, but nothing comes up. Nothing close to having a pony come out of a combusted computer

Oh well, what did you expect?

You have fifteen minutes until work

You finish your coffee and cereal and walk into the bathroom

You take a really quick shower and get dressed

You grab your phone, keys, and wallet

But wait, you can’t take Jackie with you

For one, she might cause some sort of fuss, and secondly, you might violate some health code

But she is so damn pristine

No… You need to make sure that no one sees her yet. People will act strange

She is laying down on the floor playing on your laptop

You walk over to her and kneel down to her level

She isn’t very big. When standing, her head is about as high as your thighs

“Jackie, I need to go to work now”

“Oh okay! Can I come?”

“W-well… no… I mean, not yet”

“What? But Anon, I’ll be all alone!”

“If people see you walking around the city, I’ll probably get weird looks, or people will bombard me with questions or something”

“Oh… okay”

She gives the cutest little disappointed look ever

Oh god, make it stop

“You can use the laptop, you can watch TV, you can do whatever you want, just don’t go through my stuff and don’t go through my backed up stuff okay?”

“Okay Anon… Wait! When will you be back?”

“My shift ends at 6:00pm”

“Oh… That’s a long time Anon…”

“Look, I’m sorry, maybe you can come with me someday, but not today”

“Alright Anon…”

She still looks sad

“Hey, how about this”

You take your phone out of your pocket and turn the front facing camera on

You put an arm around Jackie and hug her

“Say cheese!”

“Uh, cheese?”

You snap the photo of you two

“I’ll send this over to you”

She blushes slightly, and smiles

“Hold on Anon, hand me your phone for a sec”

You place the phone in her hoof and she walks into your bedroom and pulls out a USB cable

She puts one end into her mouth and the other end into the phone

Her eyes flash blue and they become those little monitor things you witnessed yesterday

You watch as she transfers the photo to… herself?”

I guess you could say that

She pops the cable out of her mouth

“Ow… I keep for getting about that…”

Both of you share a little laugh

“Oh crap I am late! Alright, so if you get lonely, just look at that photo, okay?”

“Alright, thanks Anon!”

You run out the door and lock it, and damn you are giddy right now…

Part 4.

((You Are Jackie))

Anon just left for work

You really wanted to come with him

What’s so bad about a little pony?

Oh well, better to be safe than sorry

Anon is really a nice guy

You have been needing to use a mouse keys option on the laptop because your hooves are way too big for the keyboard

An idea hits you

You grab Anon’s USB 3 Cable and put one end in your mouth, and the other end into the laptop, and then set yourself up as a keyboard and mouse

You are now completely in control of Anon’s laptop, with your mind

Well this is cool, you can pretty much do everything you could when you were inside his PC

It feels good to be in control of things again

Just to test things out, you open multiple applications and web pages

Hmmm, the fifteen inch screen clutters up way to fast

You decide to try a little trick you were able to do back in the machine

‘Start holograph system’ ‘yes’ ‘no’

You start the holograph system and project every page and application open from your bright blue eyes, into the air

The computers fans kick into to high-speed and it begins to lag a little

You weren’t used to the lag. Being inside Anon’s six-core overclocked i7 Desktop, you could do all of your work instantly

The only downside was that it got pretty hot in there

You flip through the applications

You see iTunes

Alright, cool

There are no songs on it…

Oh that’s right! You have all of his stuff backed up inside you

You quickly locate and begin transferring all of Anon’s music onto iTunes

Wow, you forgot how large his music library was, almost twelve-thousand songs

After the music library is done transferring, you shuffle up Anon’s Daft Punk

The computer starts playing ‘Digital Love’

You love Daft Punk

Your view on electronic music is: ‘Mathematical, musical, art”

Digital Love is one of the few songs with words in it by Daft Punk

You begin to sort of move your head back and forth to the music

You quit other applications you are not using, and start up Minecraft

You are quite good at it right from the start

It is way more freaking interesting from the other side

Actually running Minecraft was just hell

You feel incredibly happy at the moment

‘Short Circuit’ shuffles up

Good god you love this song

You begin to do a sort of dance along to the music

Stepping around to the beat

You get back to playing Minecraft after a bit

You didn’t want to log into servers and have to talk with anyone

You started a little creative world

You begin putting balls of TNT everywhere

What is it with you and making things explode?...

Anyways, you make a whole bunch of little balls of TNT, and you make a put a huge in the middle of the others, connecting to them all

You smack a pressure plate and wait

BOOM! Wait… shit… you crashed minecraft

Way to go

The computer just sits there frozen

Music is still playing though

Okay… it’s a user process

Damnit… oh well

You force the power off and restart it

You go right back to playing Minecraft and listening to Daft Punk

The whole day is basically Minecraft and music

It is now 5:30pm

You think back to when Anon told you not to look at some of his backed up content

You grew really curious

“It wouldn’t hurt just to peek at some of his stuff, I won’t say anything”

You giggle

You take open each file, just taking a little peek at what’s inside most of them

Aw what the hell, you decide not to waste time

You open every freaking file you can and throw them up in the air with your holographic eyes

You come across funny photos of him and some of his friends

You take ALL of the image files and folders and push them off to the right, leaving space for viewing

You keep browsing through photos of him and friends

Then you find a whole bunch of saved pony images, reaction gifs, and fan art

You come across a separate .dmg labeled: ‘16152014’

Well that is odd

You decide to open this mysterious partition

Suddenly, hundreds and hundreds of pornographic images of ponies surround you

Your mouth gapes open as you see pony porn of all types everywhere

Your process freezes

Oh shi-

Part 5. (Clop)

((You Are Anon))

Well, that was a great day of work

You are now on your way back to your apartment

You got a free bag of coffee

Jackie should be happy about that

You get to your apartment and unlock the door

You throw the door open

“Jackie! I’m ho-”

You drop your coffee on the floor

There you see it, all of your pony porn, scattered everywhere in that holographic light

“JACKIE! WHAT DID YOU DO!? I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THROUGH MY STUFF!”

Jackie wasn’t responding, she was just sitting there, frozen

“Jackie! You answer me!... Jackie?”

Oh god what happened

Is she frozen?

Is she dead?

No, she is still projecting

You notice her mouth gaped open

The poor thing was traumatized by all of your porn…

You grab the laptop in front of her and spin it around

You open up a command prompt for her

You forget exactly how to do this

You type in: ‘kill -9 pkill #Java#’ and press enter

The holographic projections stop, her eyes go dark, then close

She falls over onto the floor

Oh shit

You have no idea if that was what you were supposed to do

She is just laying there now

No indicator light

You start to freak out

You put your ear to check and see if she still has a heartbeat

Okay, she does, thank god

You poke her

“Jackie! Jackie wake up!”

You start to shake her

“Jackie? Why won’t you wake up!?”

It’s as if she is in a coma or something

You are genuinely freaked right the hell out

You pick Jackie up and put her on the couch

She is completely limp

Ohgodwhatdoyoudo

You grab the laptop, plug her into it and open a single user Unix virtual Linux machine

She appears to be recognized by the computer

You see all of the diagnostics and licensing fly by through the single use window

You type in your user and ‘reboot –h NOW’

The code flies by like crazy

At the end it finally says: ‘CPU HALTED’

The single user window disappears

Nothing else happens

Tears begin to run down your face

You just accidentally killed a beautiful little computer pony

You heartless bastard

Wait… the indicator light on her chest lights up briefly

You then see white light run through her like a wave, showing those cool lines like you see on computer motherboards

Her eyes shoot open and they instantly start glowing blue

“Jackie! You’re alive!”

You wrap your arms around her and hug her tight

You see a message pop up on the laptop

‘Restore previous windows?’

You mash the ‘NO’ button instantly

Jackie’s eyes go back to normal

You ‘safely remove’ her from the computer and pull the cable out of her mouth

She stares at you… with this big shocked expression, her eyes fixed on you, not moving at all

“Jackie… why did you go through my private stuff?”

Her eyes wander down to the floor

“I… I was just curious… I… I’m sorry Anon!”

She breaks down into tears and falls into your lap

“i-it’s okay… I guess b-but”

You start to tear up as well

You don’t want to see her like this and now you have to explain why there was so much pony porn backed up

“I guess I have some explaining to do…”

“N- no Anon, you don’t have to explain anything…”

“Oh… okay…”

“Actually, there is one little thing I need to ask you, Anon…”

“Alright, what is it?”

“Is that… really what you think of ponies? Are you… sexually attracted to ponies, Anon? A-are you attracted to… me??” She says, tears still rolling down her face

“I… I well… Uh…”

You can’t get the words out

You take a deep breath for a sec

You let out a huge sigh

“Yes, Jackie… I AM sexually attracted to ponies… and… well…”

“Well what?!”

She sounded like she was getting… impatient?

“And you are a very beautiful and attractive pony yourself”

You can’t fucking believe you just spilled all of that spaghetti

Jackie stops crying

“If that is really what you think of me, then I can go from there”

“Wait… what?!”

“Anon, I know you are attracted to me now, there is no hiding anything”

“Uuuuhh… okay?”

“…Anon”

“Y-yes?”

“I love you”

Her face turned from tear drenched to a huge, joyous smile.

“I-I love you too, Jackie”

She jumps on you, knocking you onto your back, then gives you a warm, passionate kiss

You’re shocked for a moment, but then melt right into it

You caress her tongue with your own

She makes a little squeak noise that turns into a moan

You are amazed at how fast her attitude changed

For months now you have wanted to fucking dominate one of those cute little ponies

This is a dream come true for you

((You Are Jackie))

This is heaven for you

If Anon wants to make love to a pony, so be it

You will adjust to any needs possible

This deep passionate kiss is just the beginning of what you have planned for him

You eventually break the kiss, leaving a little strand of saliva between the both of you

“Let’s take this to the bedroom”

You and Anon walk into the bedroom

You whisper in Anon’s ear:

“If you truly love me, I want you to prove it to me”

“I can do that, hehe” He says in his best seductive tone

“Fuck me Anon! Fuck me hard! Give me all you’ve got! Now!”

He pulls all of his clothing off, slowly, but it begins to turn you on more

He finally pulls his underwear off

His huge erect member sticks right out in front of you

“Good”

You tackle him and push him onto the bed

You turn around, grab his dick in your mouth and slam down hard, pushing the head of his rock-hard cock to your throat

“oohhhaaahhOOOHHHHFUCKYES” He yells out in pleasure as you move your head up and down, at a really fast pace

You pop him out for a moment

“Faster?”

“Yes!”

You slam your mouth down on his member again, sucking and ramming it into your throat

“Hoooollyyyshit Jackie that feels so good!”

You start to move your head faster

“Jackie! I think I’m gonna c-OOHHHHHHHYYYEEESSS~”

You bring him to an incredibly intense orgasm

His seed gushes forth and fills your mouth up fast

You swallow it all

It has a really weird indescribable texture, but you love the taste of it

“You taste pretty good, but… Is that all you got?!”

With those words he grabs you by the waist, and pulls your flank up to his face

“Now, it’s my turn” He says with a low growly voice

“Alright good because I-aahhh!~”

Anon begins to lick around the very edges of your netherlips, which causes you to let out a loud involuntary moan

“ooohhhhyes! Keep doing that!” You yell out in delight

He keeps licking around your nethers, getting closer, and closer to your clit with each roundabout

You put your head against the bed and leave your flank in the air

The pleasure just got more and more intense with every circle

You feel yourself getting uncontrollably wet

You start to leak mare juices

You bite the blankets to keep from hollering out

Anon then reaches your clit

He sticks his tongue all the way out and starts lightly circling it and flicking at it

“oohhhhhh~ Anon please! Stop teasing me! Just-”

“Just what?”

“Make me cum Anon!!”

With that, Anon lightly pinches your clit in his teeth and pulls

“Aaaahhhh!” You cry out in pain and ecstasy

He then begins to suck on it, flicking his tongue around it with each suck

Your legs begin to quiver, you feel like they could buckle under all of the pleasure at any time

Anon rams his tongue as far as it will go into your drenched, awaiting entrance

He moves it up and licks deep between your sensitive petals

Your juices begin to start dribbling down your legs

Anon starts to dart his tongue in and out of your leaking pussy at a fast pace

His tongue brushing past your folds with every exit

“Annnoooooonn!~” You cry out

“Anon! I- I”

You get pushed to the brink of the orgasm.

You finally climax, screaming out in utter bliss

Your legs give way and you flop onto the bed as your fluids come gushing forth

Anon wastes no time

He licks up and savors your sweet nectar

“A-Anon… That was… fucking amazing…”

You are panting heavily

You can barely talk

“Oh, it’s not over yet, Jackie” He says in a scary, seductive voice

“W-what?”

“You told me to prove my love, and that is exactly what I intend to do”

((You Are Anon))

“I hope your ready for this! Hehe!”

You take your still erect, wet member and align it to Jackie’s butthole

You begin to slowly push it in

Jackie makes a sharp gasp noise

You push yourself all the way into her tailhole

It is incredibly tight

Jackie starts to pant heavily again

You start to thrust into her, at a moderate pace for a little bit, but then you start to get faster

Jackie starts to make a squealing sound with each thrust

You grip her flank extremely tight and thrust her faster

The squeals start to turn into loud screams

You begin to wonder if you are hurting her

“Jackie? Are you good wi-”

“YES FUCK YES! FINISH ME OFF ANON!”

You oblige

You thrust as hard and as fast as you possibly can

You feel an orgasm coming on

Her screams are becoming loud enough to break glass

Finally, you reach your peak

You moan loudly as you fill Jackie’s butthole to capacity with your cum

Jackie once again, flops back onto her stomach, her legs splayed across the bed

Your fluids leaked out of her back end slowly

“H-how W-was that?”

You are panting heavily as well now

Jackie just lets out a long satisfied and quiet moan

Her eyes close and she gives you a little smile

Her little sleep indicator light turns on

You just fucked a pony

A super-computer pony at that

And you can easily say that it was the greatest experience of your entire life

You drift off to sleep as well…

Part 6.

((You are anon))

You wake to the sound of your preset phone alarm going off

You wish you could have remembered to turn that off

You feel amazing

Then, you remember what happened last night.

Did that really happen?

You roll over in bed to see Jackie sleeping soundly next to you, her adorable mane in a mess

Well, it is confirmed, you are not dreaming

This is real

You just fucked a pastel pony

Every horsefucker’s dream

The bed is stained

You should probably clean that up

You start trying to carefully remove the sheets from underneath her

Damnit, it isn’t going to move without her flipping over

Fuck this

You rip the sheets off as fast as you can hoping that you can do that trick where everything just stays

Nope

You send jackie wailing to the floor with the high-speed sheet removal

Oh shit

You peek over the edge of the bed

Jackie’s eyes are flashing, that usual blue

“JACKIE ARE YOU OKAY?”

She just lays there with her eyes open and flashing

“Jackie?!”

“Shut up Anon, I just started improperly. Now what the hell was that for?”

“Uh, I’m just gonna clean the sheets.”

“Oh yeah, that was good last night.”

You both just stare at each other for a while, the sheets still in your grip

“Can I sniff those sheets before you wash them?”

“Uhm, No??”

You tug the end of the sheets away from her

“Aw.”

“No, Jackie, That’s just weird.”

“Fine.”

You open up a closet next to your room that revealed a small washer-dryer stack

You stuff the sheets in the machine and turn around

Jackie is sitting right behind you, looking up at you with those cute big blue eyes

“Do you need something?”

“Coffee.”

“Oh yeah...”

Since everything that happened the night before was so unexpected, you forgot to set the coffee maker

“I’ll start some.”

“Thank you Anon.”

You walk into the kitchen, grab a coffee filter and stop and just mull over everything

Jackie had followed you into the kitchen

She was now staring at you intently

“Anon? Coffee?” She said, sounding a tad bit confused and impatient

“Uh, yeah, sorry.”

You load the water into the machine and just stare at Jackie

“You know something, I think we’ll live a good life together.” You say to her.

“As long as you give me coffee and keep up the performance like last night, I’m sure everything will be perfect, Anon.”

You smile at that

You are probably the only person in the world with a live, intelligent, computer pony

It’s still morning

It’s a weekend

You were thinking about doing some gaming then you remembered what happened

Sheesh, it’s become such a habit you can’t even remember it’s gone

“Anon, can I have some cereal?”

“Sure, Just a second”

You open a cupboard below the coffee maker and pull out the box of Corn Pops

It barely has anything in it

You grab a bowl for Jackie and tip the box, unloading the last eight or so pieces of cereal

She scrunches her nose and looks at you, confused

Damn you’re cheap

“Okay, okay, I will go get some more. I need to go shopping anyway”

Jackie smiles, and rubs her face into your pant leg

Holy shit D’awww

You wonder if she would like to go as well

“You can come with me this time if you want.”

“I can? Ohmigosh I can’t wait! Thank you Anon!” She said as her bright blue eyes lit up

You were watching what she was doing through those big eyes

She was coding herself, and downloading content

“Whatcha doing there, Jackie?”

“Learning”

You laugh and leave the room to grab your phone, your wallet, and your keys

You walk to the apartment door to see Jackie already eagerly pressing up against it

You open the door, let Jackie out, shut it, and lock it

“Alright Jackie, try not to be too apparent.”

“Okay.”

She stops walking for a moment and just freezes

“Jackie, let’s not take things to extremes… Jackie?”

You look at her eyes and see that she is downloading something

“All done! Now I won’t be apparent at all!” She said as her whole body began to disappear in a square pattern.

“Ta dah!” The now invisible pony yelled

“Creepy…”

She then started panting… odd

“Hah- Okay maybe… this wasn’t such a… good idea.”

She became visible again

“I might need to close some open variables.”

“Okay then.”

“But I know one other thing that will make me less apparent!”

“Oh really?”

“Yep! Zippy time!”

It didn’t hit you right away, but then it was apparent what she meant

Jackie rapidly shrunk into a pony many, many times smaller, and landed on the ground with a small ‘thud’

You bend over and gently pick her up

She is about the size of a computer mouse

“Now I’m a zip file!” She said in a tiny, squeaky voice

“You are full of little surprises, Jackie.”

Part 7.

((You are Jackie))

You are insanely excited about going with Anon

What will it be like?

What will you see?

So many things

Anon holds you in his palm, while carrying you out to his car

“Here we are! It’s nothing special. It does what I need it to do.

You scan the car with your snappy little eyes

A red 2009 Hyundai Accent

Anon unlocks the car and gets inside

He puts you down in the passenger seat

You promptly unzip and fill up the seat

“I think it’s safe now.”

“I guess so.”

Anon starts the car

You watch his every move

He steps on the gas and drives away from the apartment

“Shit! I forgot my iPod!”

“What do you need an iPod for?”

“Music.”

“Don’t you have music on your phone?”

“Nope, my phone doesn’t have any music, I use my iPod for that.”

“I can be your iPod.”

Anon just looks at you funny, and then you see realization hit him

“Knock yourself out.” He says as he hands you an auxiliary cable that is attached to the car

You stuff it in your mouth and begin to shuffle up some music

Silicone Lube, by Feed Me starts to play

“I freaking love this song.”

You give it a bit of a listen

“I like it too.”

After about ten minutes of driving, you reach a large mall with a supermarket

You zip again and leap onto Anon’s leg

Anon picks you up and tucks you under his coat

He enters the store and begins to search for the works... well… the works of his apartment anyway

You begin to get bored, being tucked away under his coat

You download a map of the mall and start to look it over

Oh! Would you look at that. There is a computer store in the mall

It’s called NCIX

“Oh cool! Anon needs a new computer!” You say to yourself

You decide that it would be a good to investigate while you’re tiny

You squirm out from inside his coat, drop to the floor, and begin to navigate through the mall

He doesn’t even notice you!

You scurry away, finding little places to hide in so people won’t see you

You finally find the computer store!

You walk inside and look around at all of the towering desks above you

You can’t get a good view on any of the computers

You decide it would be okay to unzip for just a little bit behind some of the computers to see some of them

Poof! You are back to normal pony size

You get on your hind legs and stare at the contents on one of the long desks

To your left is a 27.5 inch iMac, completely maxed out… $4,199

To your right, you see an Alienware Aurora ALX also maxed out… $5,299

Suddenly someone turns the corner

Tall man in a T-shirt and shorts

Immediately, his eyes fix on you

You feel like you are going to panic

You back up

The man makes a surprised face and follows you

You turn and dart, galloping through the computer store

The man begins to run after you

You hear shrieks of surprise

People start to crowd the exit

“Oh my gosh! It’s a cute little pony!” You hear someone shout

You stop dead and turn around, hoping to find another exit

People are closing in from every direction

((You are Anon))

You reach under your coat to check how Jackie is doing

Wait, where is Jackie?

“Jackie?”

You start checking your coat pockets

No luck

Instantly, panic takes over

You can’t call for her, because that would blow everything

You retrace your steps and run up and down the store aisles

She is nowhere in the store

You try to stop panicking and think it out

Where would she have gone?

Hmmm, she is a computer pony… maybe she went the computer store?

You leave your basket of groceries on the ground and take off into the mall to the computer store

You are met with a huge crowd of people gathering in the center of the store

Oh… Shit…

You shove as hard as you can through the crowd

“Anon!” She screams as she spots you

Her now discovered speech started making the crowd go even more nuts

You immediately grab her and hoist her over your shoulders

“Leave her alone!” You bellow at the top of your lungs at the crowd

Everyone shuts the fuck up for a moment and backs up, still staring at the pony

Then, conversation starts again

“I can’t believe there is another one!” A female voice blurts out

“This is incredible!” Another voice declares

Part 8.

((You are Anon))

“What do you mean another one? There are more?”

“It’s all over the news! There was a burned down house just on the west end, and when the wreckage was searched, they found a little pony! Just like, well, yours!

The room felt like it was closing in on you

“Jackie… Zip…”

Jackie shrunk to the size of your palm

You stuff her in your pocket and run to your car as fast as you can

The entire ride home felt like one big panic

You were constantly looking in your mirror to check if anyone was following you.

You run inside your apartment and instantly open your laptop

You don’t ever watch or read the news so you are never really in the swing of things.

You search up what you had heard about just a few minutes ago.

Sure enough it was everywhere

And it happened in your area

How did you net hear about this?

Then you see a picture of the poor thing, sealed away in a glass cage

A cute little blue pony

After about three minutes of looking at news stories, you see a new story pop up

There was already a news story for Jackie

Someone had even posted a video to YouTube

“What do we do now…”

“Well, Anon, I kind of want to meet this other pony.”

You look at Jackie with a firm but sympathetic expression on your face

“No.”

“W-what do you mean no?”

She sounded like she was going to cry

“Jackie, you see that?”

You point at the screen

“That... that is the last thing I want to happen to you.”

“But Anoooonn! People have already seen me! They have already seen you!”

“Yes I know! But-”

You honestly don’t have anything to say

You couldn’t have hid her forever

“Anon? Anon are you okay?” She says, concerned

“I don’t know what to do.”

She jumps on your lap and stands on her hind legs

“Come on Anon! It’s worth a shot, just take me out there like a pet!”

“No…”

She leans in to give you a kiss

“Screw off!”

You push her off of your lap

She lands on the floor

“A-Anon?” She whimpered

“I’m going to bed, goodnight Jackie.”

You slam your door, leaving her in the living room.

((You are Jackie))

You crawl onto the couch, curl up, and start to cry

You notice the strange wetness forming in your eyes

“Oh that’s right…”

You grab an archive

After a few minutes of sobbing on the couch, you grab Anon’s laptop and start surfing the internet

You then realize something

You are a computer that can pretty much do anything if given the right software

You research operating systems

Linux

Linux Linux Linux

But apparently one does not simply choose ‘Linux’

You research many distros

Enterprise Support! Just what you needed

You download CentOS and install it onto yourself

“Perfect.”

You purge yourself of your sadness

Instead you now hold a sense of determination

The ‘Get out of my fucking way’ kind of determination

You connect to Anon’s wifi

“You aren’t keeping anything from me.” You whisper

You begin to dig through all of Anon’s news history

You trace back every single image that had been uploaded

You start to try and hack your way into the news server

You must have been at it for hours

Anon came out of his room and walked to the bathroom

He stopped, turned around, and stared directly at you amongst your hundreds of windows projected around the room

“What are you doing?...” He says blearily

“Entertaining myself.”

Anon walks over to you

You promptly stop projecting and sort of cower

To your surprise, he picks you up and carries you back into his room

“I can’t stay mad at you… I’m sorry Jackie… I just, this is too much for m-”

You silence him with a kiss

“I’m fine Anon, I have something for us to do in the morning.”

You finished downloading the location of the photos taken of that… other pony

You curl up on Anon’s bed, and drift off to sleep, anxious for sunrise...

Part 9.

((You are Jackie))

You wake up to find Anon still sleeping

Why is Anon still sleeping?

Wait! This is perfect!

You are going to set out on your journey alone

But, what if Anon wakes up?

Ah, no matter

Even if he does wake up, he’s too scared to go anywhere

You carefully wiggle out of bed

Anon’s keys… where are Anon’s keys

You stuff your face in his pants pocket from yesterday

No luck

Oh well, your not gonna need them anyway

You’ll just knock

Just as you are about to walk out the door, you sniff Anon’s pants one more time

You awkwardly turn the door knob with your hooves and open the door

You shrink down to mouse size again and exit the apartment

You rush down the city streets

You see a crowd of people walk by

You’re not small enough!

You need to zip smaller

There is a downside though

The more you compress, the stupider you get

You compress as much as you can without becoming a braindead zombie

You are about the size of a keyboard key now

You run as fast as you can through the streets

This isn’t getting you anywhere. You’re too tiny!

You decide to risk jumping in a car wheel

You pick a car going in the right direction and jump

Oh gawd you just want this to end

The wheel going round and round is making you want to puke

You see a blue figure running down the sidewalk!

Hold up! You jump out of the wheel and faceplant

You decompress a little bit and run after the blue figure

As you get closer to it, you can see that by no mistake, it’s the pony in the article

“Hey! Heeeeyy! Over here!”

The blue pony stops and looks behind her

She briskly trots up to you

“Hey there!”

“Sshh! There’s no time to talk! They’re after me!”

You pretty much know what she means

You could probably outrun her by a longshot. She is just a filly!

You fully unzip and look around

“Whao! You’re a big one!”

“Get on my back!”

The small blue filly jumps on your back without hesitation

“Don’t worry! I have a safe place for you!”

You run back to Anon’s apartment as fast as your hooves can carry you, trying to take as many side-streets or alleyways as possible

You finally arrive

“Just stay quiet!” You caution the filly as you slide her off your back

You bang on Anon’s door as hard as you can

The door swings open in less than a second

“Jackie! Oh my god I thought I lost you!”

Anon grabs you and hugs you tightly

“Aaannddd company?!” He sounded confused and excited

You shuffle the blue filly in and close the door

“I guess I have some explaining to do.”

You and Anon sit down in the living room

You motion for the filly to follow

“So tell us about yourself!”

You could tell that Anon was as excited as you were

“Well, my name is Winnie! But my owner called me ‘Eight’ I am a software pony like you, uh, Jackie.”

It was then that you noticed the windows 8 symbol on her flank

“Well, nice to meet you Winnie!

“Wait, previous owner?”

“I’m gonna go get everyone a cup of coffee.” Anon said as he walked out of the room

“So you had a previous owner?”

“Yes but… He seemed so unwilling, and something… happened.”

“Oh?”

Anon came back with three cups of coffee

He was already drinking his

“What happened Winnie?”

“I would really rather not talk about it.”

“Oh come on! We are pretty much the only people in the world you can trust now.”

“Okay… if you really want to know… MY OWNER CUT HIS DICK OFF AND I GOT FREAKED OUT AND RAN AWAY!”

Anon spewed his coffee everywhere

Winnie started to cry a bit

“There wasn’t anyone following you right?!” Anon said nervously

“Don’t worry, we were careful.”

Anon looked stressed, but really excited

“You okay Anon?”

“I- I don’t know. A lot is happening. It’s happening way too fast.”

“We can work out a plan.”

Part 10. (Clop)

((You are Anon))

Everything that has just happened has left your head spinning

You are never going to be able to go outside, at least not with the ponies

And then you hear those oh so familiar words…

“Anon? Can I live here with you guys?”

And you still can’t seem to find the word ‘No’

“Yes Winnie, you will be safe here.”

She smiles and hugs your leg

She is much smaller than Jackie, maybe about half her size

You can’t help but smile as well

Maybe living a sheltered life with them wouldn’t be so bad

But what about the future? Don’t you want a relationship?

You look at Jackie

Well… That ship has sailed

But what about Winnie?

She sounds and looks so young

You can’t help but look at her like a little kid

You don’t know whether to think you are extremely lucky, or really fucked

Just then you hear a loud knock at your door

It feels like your heart stopped for that moment

“You two, hide.” You whisper

You open the door

You are face to face with a police officer

You keep your cool

“Hello Officer, can I help you with anything?”

“Have you seen this pony?”

He stuffs a picture of Winnie in your face

“No, I haven’t sorry officer.”

“She was last seen running away with a brown and white pony that was significantly bigger than her. If you see either one of them, you need to contact us as soon as possible.”

“Will do Officer.”

You slowly close the door as he leaves the site

You feel like you are going to have a heart attack

Jackie and Winnie pop out of from behind the couch

“What do they want with us anyway?” Jackie asked

“They used me, they found out what I could do. Those were the worst four days of my life. Being a computer slave…”

Jackie hugged Winnie tightly

“It’ll be okay now, you’re with us” Jackie said

“You seem very articulate for such a beta piece of software, no offense.”

“I downloaded quite a bit of stuff.” Winnie said, scratching at the ground with a hoof

The rest of the day was jam packed with Winnie’s stories of her previous owner

Eventually, Jackie asked why she left her other owner

“Well… let’s just say… I was a little too horny for him.” Winnie explained

“Wh-what?! You’re just a filly Winnie!”

“Yes, and that’s why I was disturbing him. I downloaded quite a bit of stuff.”

“I dunno, cutting your own dick off sounds kind of drastic.”

“I saw it with my own eyes!”

Winnie’s eyes blinked and clicked

“Well, it’s a good thing we got you away from everybody.” Jackie said

“It’s getting pretty late, and we all should get some sleep. It’s been a crazy day.”

“Yeah, I’d like some shuteye.” Jackie said

“Wait! Anon… Where will I sleep?” Winnies asked nervously

“You can sleep with Jackie and I.”

“Oh thank you Anon!”

The three of them walked into the room

You get under the covers

Jackie snuggles up next to you

Winnies curls up at your feet and yawns

“Goodnight Winnie, goodnight Anon.”

Jackie gives you a smooch on the lips and rests her head on the pillow next to you

“Oh, you guys are, er… nevermind.” Winnie stuttered

Winnie yawned once more and went to sleep the same way Jackie did

You saw a little power menu pop up and ‘Sleep’ selected in her eyes

“The poor thing is probably exhausted.”

“And relieved.”

“I mean, I am glad to have helped but I have no idea what we are going to do now.”

“Don’t worry Anon, we will figure something out in the morning.” Jackie said as she too went to sleep

You drift off to sleep as well, trying to just clear your mind

((You are Winnie))

You wake up

It’s about 2:30 in the morning

You know this feeling

This isn’t good

You open up task manager and find HEAT.exe at the top again

Oh god

You see Anon’s pants on the floor next to the bed, his underwear still in them

“Don’t do it Winnie.” You think to yourself

Fuck that

You climb off of the bed and start sniffing those pants like they’re freaking cocaine

You feel yourself getting wet

You see that the door is slightly cracked open

You leave Anon’s room and walk into the living room

“I need this.” You mumble to yourself

You lay down behind the coffee table and spread your legs

You run a hoof down your chest, past your stomach, and eventually meet your wet, awaiting folds

You start to rub yourself in slow circles

“Annhh!~” You accidentally moan out loud

Fuck, you gotta be more quiet

You press your hoof between your soaking lips

You rub deeper

You then see Jackie standing over you…

Part 11. (Clop)

((You are Jackie))

“J-jackie! What are you doing here?”

“I was about to ask you the exact same thing.”

Winnie gulped and removed her hoof from between her legs

“You seem stressed.”

“Well… yes.”

“I can help relieve you of all that stress.”

“W-what do you mean?”

“Do you want my help or not?”

She finally clued in

“Yes…” She whispered nervously

“Good.”

You walk towards her, still laying down

You rest your head on her stomach

“You and I, we’re gonna have a lot of fun.” You say seductively

You begin to lick Winnie all the way up her belly, up her chest, and right up to her

muzzle

You feel her muscles go stiff and her tiny breaths quicken

“Don’t be so nervous, loosen up a bit.”

“I-I know but, I’ve never done it with another p-”

You lock lips with her forcefully and push her head down onto the floor, exploring the inside of her mouth

You slide your tongue around and caress her own

Her body starts to relax and her eyes half close

You pull apart and stare into those big colorful eyes

“Are you ready?” You lean over and whisper in her ear

Winnie shivers, nods, and spreads her legs wide apart, allowing full access for you

You move your head down between her back legs

You take a big sniff of the sweet lavender-like musk emanating from Winnie’s nethers

“You must really want this.” You say with a chuckle

“Yes, please! Don’t keep me waiting any longer!”

“My my! I knew you’d be honest with me.”

And with that you begin to gently lick the her outer folds

“nnnyaa! J-jackie, please get me a pillow or something.”

You grab a pillow off of the couch and stuff it in Winnie’s mouth

You hear a muffled sigh of relief

You pick up right where you left off, gently brushing over her outer folds with your tongue

Winnie moaned into the pillow

You place your tongue right on her clit and lick upwards

Her body spasms in pure pleasure

What you didn’t expect was for her to grab your head in her hooves and grind your face into her

You act fast and push your tongue as far into her hot filly pussy as possible

The pillow falls out of her mouth and she makes the most delighted moans ever

“Hooohhhhh!~ Deeper! Please!”

You begin to thrust your tongue in and out of her, each time brushing past her sensitive petals

With each thrust she let out a high pitched squeal

You begin to wonder if Anon has woken up from all this yet

Forget that! You are giving another pony the time of her life

You stuff your face and tongue as far as they will go into Winnie’s entrance

You lap at her inner walls, bringing her ever so close to an orgasm

Winnie’s squeals get higher pitched and more raspy with each stroke on her g-spot

“Jackie! Ahh! I think I’m gonna- Aaaahhhhhh!~”

Winnie screams out in ecstasy as her heavenly scented mare juice gushes and soaks Jackie’s muzzle

Her body spasms from the intensity of the orgasm

“How are you feeling now?”

She let’s out an almost lifeless sigh as her entire body relaxes and gives in to the exhaustion

You lick around your muzzle and slurp up her sweet, delicious fluids

“You taste good.” You whisper in her ear

“But now you owe me.”

And with that you curl up next to her, watching her weary eyes close, finding yourself falling asleep as well…

((You are Still Jackie))

You wake up to the sound of chuckling from the other side of the coffee table

“Anon?”

“You guys must have had a lot of fun last night! Haha!”

“Oh yeah. You didn’t see anything did you?”

“I saw the whole thing! And I gotta say, I think I have found the best alternative for internet porn yet!”

“Anon, you are one sick little bastard, and I love you.” You say with a sincere smile

“Love you too Jackie. Now let’s plan the rest of our lives together.”

Winnie is just starting to wake up

“Jackie, that was the best time of my life.” She said, still feeling tingly down there from night before

“Like I said, you owe me.”

“Oh no worries.” She reassures

“What could I get you two for breakfast?” Anon asks

“Coffee.”