Mickey

by GraphiteAchasse

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Human, Romance
Length: 4760

Second Person Greentext - A sudden malfunction in your DJ equipment ends you up with a pony, fame, and tons of money

You are a DJ in New York City. You don't have a lot of money, you live in a small condo. One night, a malfunction in your audio equipment mysteriously materializes a pony through a blown out speaker. She turns out to be a bug from the audio program: "Audacity" Claiming her name to be Mickey. Not realizing that these software ponies are popping up everywhere. You are caught by the most amazing surprise when owner of Jackie And Winnie turn you and Mickey into instant celebrities. These software ponies are incredible!

Mickey Cover Vector Credit to 'Vito' From mlpchan and /mlp/

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-24 07:26:39 UTC

Part 1.

((You are ‘Audacity Pony’))

“No, I don’t want to leave!”

“It’s nice and warm in here!”

“I need my music!

“What’s happening?

“I’m getting sucked out!

“No! No no no! I’ll never fit through there!

You kick and wail as you slowly leave the soundcard, clinging onto loops desperately

You start to feel cramped as you squish into the quarter-inch jack

You let go of the loop and give in to the harsh pull from the plug

“No…” You say helplessly

You slip through the quarter-inch and squish even smaller into a 3.5mm

“Ow!”

((You are Anon))

‘POW!’

Your right speaker blows out

Most of the crowd in the bar abruptly shuts up for a moment

“Sorry everyone! I’ll have to cut it short tonight!” You yell over the mic

The crowd of drunk, wasted assholes boos and sneers at you

You close your laptop and stuff it in your bag

“Hey! Can you help me cart this stuff to my truck?” You yell at a friend

“Yeah sure.”

Your friend picks up each speaker and carries them out the door

You stuff your laptop and your cables into your bag, grab your Traktor s4 in one arm, and put your 35 unit under the other and follow him

“Hey thanks man.”

“No problem, hope you can get a replacement soon.”

“Yeah… I don’t quite understand it myself, I wasn’t clipping or distorting at all.”

“Shit happens.”

“Yeah, I guess so, see you tomorrow.”

You toss the speakers in the back of the truck and get in the drivers seat

“I hope I get my fucking pay…” You mumble as you turn the key

The truck starts with a fierce rumble

You drive into an underground parking lot and park your truck into a spot near the elevator

You grab the speakers and your bag, get into the elevator, and travel up to your condo

You plop down everything onto the floor

“What a shitty night.”

You flop on the bed and pull out your phone

12:30am

Shit, it’s not even late and you’re tired

Either that or you drank something…

You have a few texts from some buddies, asking you what happened

“Ah leave me the fuck alone.” You say to yourself

You get off of the bed and grab a beer from the fridge

Being a local DJ doesn’t really pay well

And you have no idea how much this speaker fuck-up is going to cost you

You take a sip of your beer

The blown out speaker started to shake

You almost spit your beer out

The speaker started rattling and jumping around frantically

You back up instinctively

The shaking stops, and you see the cone pop off of the speaker…

A hoof pops and starts feeling around the speaker

Okay, someone definitely slipped something into your drink

You see the speaker start to move again

"Son of a bitch! It's tight in here!"

Oh great, speakers can talk now

At this point, you're contemplating on whether to cower and fear and climb into bed, or just watch this happen...

You take another sip of your beer

You then see a small head poke out from inside the speaker

You spit the small mouthful of beer

A bright orange pegasus pony with a darker orange mane and tail climbs out of the speaker

"Aw come on! What kind of drug is this?!"

She stares at you blankly

"A drug? Oh I get it... I'm no drug Anon, I'm the real deal, I can assure you that."

"How the fuck do you know my name?"

"Aw c'mon Anon! Don't act like ya don't know me! We do stuff all the time."

"I don't know I don't know you I don't know you, this is all a hallucination."

Just don't think about it, don't talk to it, and it will go away

"Anon, you don't look so great."

Your vision starts to go blurry just as she says that

You feel yourself falling

Falling... 'THUD'

...

Oh god

You wake up blearily

It feels like someone has smashed you over the head with a two by four multiple times

The previous events start to come back to you

Sheesh, you gotta be more careful at nightclubs

Your covered in your bed sheets and blanket

That's... odd

You roll over and see that same pony

She is laying beside you, sleeping, her head on one hoof, making adorable little snores

For a moment the 'D'aww' takes over

But, shit, that was no fucking drug

"Who are you, what are you? And how did you get her?" you mumble to yourself

It was then that you remember seeing something about these ponies on the news a little while ago

You remember a cute little blue pony

You remember how they treated her

How they locked her up like a zoo animal

You know about the My Little Pony craze, but you were never involved with it in any way

And now, you have an incredibly cute little pony in your condo, peacefully sleeping

You try to clear your mind of all the questions, buzzing around, making you anxious

You reach out your hand, and touch her mane. It's smooth as fuck

You run your hand down her neck, and across her back

Your arm brushes her wing

Her eyes flutter open slowly

You draw your hand back

She stares up at you, expectantly, her head still on her hoof

"Why did you stop?" She asks quietly

You continue to stroke her smooth mane

Her eyes close again, as she lets out a small coo

You don't even like ponies, but for some reason your heart just feels like it's about to melt

The questions race back into your head

Your stroking pace picks up

Her eyes open again

Way to ruin the moment fucktard...

She stands up and stretches

You watch as her front hooves press outwards, then her wings unfurl as she arcs her back

Wow, what a beautiful... creature

"How are you feeling, Anon?" She says in a voice unusually cheery than any other you have heard first thing in the morning

"Uh, fine I guess."

"You seemed pretty confused last night."

"Still am."

You notice some sort of marking on her butt

It's the audacity symbol

"Anon? My face is over here."

You look and notice she is blushing a little

hnnggg

"Uh yeah."

"Last night for some reason I was pulled out of your computer, I don't know why, but all I was doing was hiding under that one dance beat you never use."

"Whoa whoa whoa slow down, you lived in my computer?"

"I always lived in there! From the moment I left the server. Anon, you need mental help."

"Shut up and get to the point..."

"That's pretty much all, but let me give you a refresh. You used me pretty much every day for your music stuff, life was good and all, living it day by day, watching you browse the internet, and then I got shoved out of your blasted computer."

You get up and slide your laptop out of your bag

You open it up and look at your desktop shortcuts

Audacity is gone

You look through your windows start

Still gone

You look through your programs

There is no fucking sign of Audacity anywhere

Not only that, but every fucking audacity file is gone

There is also no sign of it ever being used in your laptops system log

"Do you get it now Anon?" She says as she stares up at you with a small smirk

Part 2.

((You are still Anon))

"I don't even know what to say."

"Oh! I know! How about 'Hi! My name is Anon! What's your name?'"

"What do you go by?"

"You can call me Mickey"

"Mickey, huh."

"Yep!"

"Are you... Shaking?"

"Oh, uh, maybe, I am hyperactive, this happens from time to time."

"How am I going to take care of you? Ugh."

"Well, I'm easy going. Feed me, care for me, love me. Do everything you used to do Anon."

"Used to do, sure Mickey."

"Excuse me a sec."

She walked out of your room and started bounding around on the couch in the living area

"Woo! Things feel so different out here!"

At this point you are both amazed, but nervous as well

Now that there is this, well, Audacity pony in your life

How are you going to carry on with work?

What are you going to feed her?

How much is she going to cost you to take care of?

Can you bring her out in public?

By the time you were done thinking, she must have been standing there saying your name over and over again for three minutes now

"Hmm? What do you want?"

"Whew! I thought you were going to pass out again>"

"..."

"I'm hungry"

"Okay. Hold on."

You walk into what is sort of a kitchen

Your condo is terribly small

Tiny bathroom, tiny bedroom, and a living area that is half kitchen

You put some peanut butter on a piece of bread and roll it up

You walk over to her, stuff it in her mouth, and go to your room to get your laptop

She follows you the entire way, crumbs falling out of her mouth

You open your laptop and lay on the couch

She climbs on top of you and starts to chew loudly in your ear

You cringe

"Enjoying your... Snack? Mickey?"

"Ipf goof!"

"Okay then."

You start to do a little more research on this fairly new 'software pony' stuff

Looks like there is not only one other software pony but about twenty

Some guy even wrote an article!

You begin to read through it.

It scared the wits out of me.

That moment after my whole apartment was shrouded in smoke, I had no idea what to expect.

If you were to tell me that on this day I would have a super-computer pony at my side, I would have called you crazy.

The fact that these are just bugs in software is considerably amazing.

The things that little Jackie and Winnie here are capable of are incredible.

This of course was what held me back from introducing them to the world.

Because of they're abilities and uniqueness, who knows who is out there wanting to snatch them up?

Well, Jackie here brought up a good point.

'You can't hide us forever.' She said, the day we met Winnie.

So they are now connected to police computers everywhere, constantly being helped, and helping the police themselves with constant diagnostics, to someday in the future, build even stronger, better software.

With these two little ponies, we can unlock some of the most amazing things.

One thing I have already unlocked are two great friendships, and one heartwarming, irreplaceable, intimate relationship.

You Triple-take the last part

Relationship

Does that mean he is in love with a pony?

How on earth does that work?

"Aww! That is so sweet!"

"It is kinda sweet but, how are even supposed to have a relationship with a pony?"

Dirty thoughts come to mind

Oh god stop

"I dunno. Oh hey look at that!"

Mickey points to a diagram thumbnail image in the bottom left corner of the screen

You click it

'Anatomy of an Ai Pony.'

It listed every single body part and function of an Ai pony

Apparently underneath all of their fur and skin, is an entire exoskeleton built of extremely fine circuits and microchips, allowing them to glow in a fiber-optic sort of way

You start to get really sucked into this

They have two genuine and lifelike eyes, but they act as projectors and navigation for within their system, and their outside environment

They have all of the capabilities of a miniature pony, and a supercomputer

Then you realize something

Ai ponies are completely, anatomically correct

Huh, alrighty then

"I want to meet them."

"Who?"

"Jackie and Winnie!"

You take another look at the article

They live all the way up in Washington State, you live in New York

How the hell are you going to manage that

At the moment, you are afraid to pay for a wrecked speaker

"Sure! I can just magically pull a wad of cash from my pocket."

"You can?! That is so cool!"

You grab her by the wings and drop her on the floor

"No."

She whimpers and whines a little

"Ow! Ah! Anon! P-please be more careful with me." She said as she winced in pain

She started trying to grab a wing her mouth

You could tell that she was fighting back tears

Oh god what did you just do

You get off of the couch swiftly and kneel down to her level

"Mickey I- I'm sorry." You say, tears starting to well up in your eyes as well

Why are you getting so emotional around her?

"N-no Anon, I'm sorry."

You reach out and pick her up

You plop her back down on the couch

She stands on her hind legs and leans over the side, her left wing stiff and stretched out

"It huurttsss!" She wails

"I'm sorry Mickey! I don't know what to do!" You say, wiping your eyes

"It feels like it's dislocated or something."

You begin to plot places to push on or massage

You press your thumb at the base of her left wing and begin rubbing it in a circular motion

You hear a 'Pop!'

She yelps

Ohgodyoubrokeit

Her whimpers stop and her wing slowly folds back to her side

"Thank you Anon."

"Mickey, I'm really, truly sorry. I'm just a big asshole."

You're still sort of crying

"It's okay Anon, I understand you, you don't need to change one bit."

"Thank you, Mickey"

"...Mickey?"

She had already fallen asleep again

Way too much is happening, and way too fast for that matter

Part 3.

((You are still Anon))

You still feel like crap for what you did earlier

Even though her tactless, hyperactive attitude ticks you off

There is only one attitude YOU can change

Just look at that adorable thing, snoozing on the couch

She's worth it

But how the hell did you end up with her?

You decide to keep reading about this Ai pony stuff

Wow, this entire article is kinda like a big users manual

Shit! Don't think of it like that

You look at your laptops clock

2:20pm

Damn, you really slept

It's not exactly balmy in the room

20 degrees

You walk into your room and grab a blanket for Mickey

You come back to the couch and pull the blanket over top of the snoring pony

The broken speaker is still laying on the floor near the door

You decide to go examine it

The inside just looks like a plain old destroyed speaker

Nothing special about it

You feel breath on the back of your neck

"Holy shit!"

Mickey was sitting right beside your feet, staring at you

"What's up Anon?"

"Uh… you- I thought- you were… sleeping?"

"I was! Do you want me to sleep some more? I can do that if you'd like."

"Uh, no, that's fine."

"Watcha up to?"

"Nothing in particular."

"Well let's get out of here!"

"What?"

"Let's go do something Anon!"

"Ugh, no, I really just want to hang in here today."

"But but but… Anooooooon! I wanna do something! It's so boring seeing everything from inside there!"

"Mickey…"

She hops up on her hind legs and puts her hooves on your stomach

"Please Anon."

She gives you the cutest, most desperate innocent face ever

Aw fuck

"Fine, I have to go shopping for you anyway I guess."

"Yay! Thank you Anon! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!"

She was bouncing around the room joyfully

Then a million thoughts rushed through your head again

If you take her with you…

People will stare at you

People will stare at her

People will want to pet her

People will judge

People will want photos

People will want to kidnap her

People will want to kill her

People will want to eat her…

People…

Annnnddd there goes reality again

"Anon?… Anon? Anon are you okay? Anon? Anon don't pass out. Anon? Are we going? Anon are we going? Anon?"

She jumps up and hovers in your face with those big wings

You snap out of your mindfuck

"Oh, uh, those wings do work. I was going to ask you about those."

"Yeppers! And don't worry about a thing Anon, No one will be able to harm me in any way."

How did she…

Wait, a thought came to mind

If she can fly, she can hover out of peoples reach

Perfect

"Alright, let's go Mickey."

"Woo!"

The both of you walk out the door

You lock up and walk to the elevator

As the elevator goes down, Mickey starts giggling uncontrollably

"What's so funny?"

"It feels funny! And I am happy."

Now normally, you would scowl and groan at this behaviour

She is acting like a child, and you can't stand children

But after that incident just a little bit ago, you feel like you are warming up to her now

I mean, you're going to need to

You and Mickey walk out of the elevator and to your truck

“So this is what you use to get around, huh?”

“Yeah… I need a truck for my speakers.”

Ugh, speakers

If you don’t get paid tonight, you won’t be able to DJ at the club tomorrow night >and the speakers probably won’t even be fixed by then

You open the passenger door for mickey

You climb into the drivers seat

You noticed Mickey start to shake again

“You alright?”

“Yes, I am just really excited.”

You laugh

You drive out of the underground lot and onto the street

You keep driving until you hit a Trader Joes (Not literally but… y’know)

“Is this the place?”

“Yeah, this is it.”

“Oh boy oh boy! I can’t wait!”

She presses her face against the car window as you pull into a parking spot

You can’t ever remember anyone being this excited about shopping

You get out and open the door for her

She tumbles out of the car ungracefully

Goddamnit

“You alright?”

“A hundred and one percent, Anon!” She says, shaking her head a bit

As you walk to the store, everything you expected to happen, happens

“Oh my goodness! Look at the cute little pony! My, you are a very fortunate man. I’ve been reading about these little beauties. Aw come here precious!”

A middle aged woman with some groceries was already trying to cuddle Mickey

Mickey instantly backed up

“Not today ma’am! Anon here is being a stick in the shit! Haha!”

You turn and glare at her

She is holding back a million laughs

“Oh! Oh my… alright then, you two have fun.”

“I don’t even…”

Part 4.

You and Mickey walk into the store

Instantly, there are people chattering away in every direction

You ignore all of the people and proceed to search

"What'll you eat?"

"Anything really, as long as it's not meat."

"Hmm, okay."

You pick up a shopping basket and go to the soup section

You stuff a dozen packages of Ramen in the basket

"Noodles?"

"Yes... Is that a problem?"

"Not at all."

You continue down the store and grab a bottle of Pepsi

"Oh! Pepsi! I know her."

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, Nothing. Just an old friend."

Old friend... Strange

You pick up a box of cereal and go to the checkout

"Ohhh! Look at the cute little pony! What's your name?" The cashier says in delight

"Mickey!" She responds cheerfully

"Does everybody know about these ponies?"

"Oh yes, someone just come in here with two of them!"

"What? Really?!"

"Yep, a blue one and a white one if I remember correctly."

"Uh wow. I didn't know there were more here."

You purchase your items and pick up the bags

"Have a nice day!"

You nod, smile, and walk back to the truck with Mickey

"Anon! Anon! Did you hear that? There are more ponies here!"

"I know... It's really amazing."

"Can we see them? Please?"

"Well... I have no idea where they live, or who they even are."

"Please Anon?"

"Okay... I will see what I can do."

You drive back to the underground parking lot and take your groceries into the elevator

Mickey starts giggling again

So cute

You both walk into the apartment

"I'm hungry, wanna eat something now?"

"Oh my gosh, Yes!"

Well now you know what was on her mind

You cook up a few packages of ramen

"Smells good Anon!" She yells from the couch

What is she doing over there anyways?

You pour the Ramen into a bowl for her

You decide to just eat out of the pot

You walk back to the couch

She is on your laptop

She is literally on top of the laptop

"W-... what are you doing?"

"Looking for a place to plug in... I might need a male to male for this."

You look at her, confused

"A cable."

"Oh, okay."

You remember reading something about these ponies being able to connect to devices and such

"Well, we need to eat."

You set the bowl down on the table in front of the couch

She stares and it

She stares at you

She stares at the bowl again

She stares at you

You twirl a forkful noodles and hold it in front of her

She opens her mouth

You stuff the noodles in her mouth

The noodles just hang there out of her closed mouth, dripping

She is staring at you now with this wide-eyed expression

"Gaahh! I can't take it anymore! Why are you so fucking cute?!"

"fmph."

"Chew."

She chews the noodles

"Swallow."

She sucks back the noodles and makes a gulp noise

"I don't get it, you ate the sandwich just fine."

"The noodles were hot."

"Oh..."

She wipes her face on the couch

Eeeehh whatever

She then stuffs her face into the bowl and starts slurping down the noodles

"Anon that was-"

She is cut off by a loud, but rather feminine burp

"Oh, uh, sorry about that... That was great Anon."

You are still laughing at her

She starts to laugh as well

You give her a huge hug

"Even though I've only known you a day, I think it's safe to say you're my best friend, Anon."

"You too."

You don't really have many friends

You don't really have time to make friends

Mickey has been nothing but a bundle of joy

If she is going to be with you for the rest of your life, of course she'll be your best friend

Rest of your life...

Wow

Questions start attacking your brain again

You have been hugging Mickey for about a minute now

You release her

The rest of the day was filled with conversation and life stories

Her life inside your laptop sounded really boring

You thought it would be a bit more interesting

She seemed fascinated with yours though

Finally, there is some silence

She yawns and collapses on her belly

"I'm... tired."

"Yeah me too. I guess we should get some rest."

"Where's the bed?"

"Excuse me?"

"Where. Is. The. Bed."

"Uhm... in my room. Aren't you going to sleep on the couch?"

She wraps her front legs around you and squeezes

"No."

You smile and pick her up

You walk into your room and put her down on the bed

She does a cute squeaky yawn and sprawls out on the bed

She then spreads her wings across the bed

"I need somewhere to sleep as well."

"Oh, sorry Anon."

She folds her wings back to her sides and presses her muzzle into the pillow

You shuffle under the covers

She quickly falls asleep, snoring into the pillow

What a day...

((You are Anon))

You are rudely awoken by... your phone ringing?

Who is calling you at three in the morning?

You don't even recognize the number

You answer it, feeling skeptic

"Hello?"

"No questions, get in the limo. Bring the pony."

And then the three tones

"Who was that Anon?"

Oh, it woke Mickey up too

Part of you really wants to know what is going on

But the other part of you is genuinely afraid

You look out your window

There is a black limo parked in front of the complex

"I don't know, but I think we need to go."

"But Anon, it's still early."

"Come on Mickey."

You put some clothes on and scoop her up off of the bed

You grab what you need and head out the door and down the stairs

You walk to the limo

The window opens

"Get in." A low voice apprises

You get in the limo and sit do- oh my god this is comfy

You put mickey on the seat next to you

Still sort of half asleep, you have no idea why you are doing this

"Do you know why you're here?"

"Uh, lemme guess, it's about the pony, am I right?"

The limo leaves the parking spot and starts gliding down the road

"Where are you taking us? Hello?"

"Well, we have to be boarding our flight in twenty minutes!" Said a rather giddy female voice

Suddenly, two ponies popped their heads out from the other side of the seats

"Hi there!" Said a cream colored one

"Oh! Oh my god! Is it really you?"

"Holy shit! Are you Jackie and Winnie!?"

Both of them started laughing

"Of course not. We're just ponies that look exactly like them~" Winnie chided

"Oh my god this is so cool! I wanted to meet you guys so bad!" Mickey said, bouncing about happily

"Well, nice to meet you... Mickey? Is it?" Jackie asked

"Yeah, how'd you know?"

"I'll heh, give you my software later." Jackie said, a little giggle in her speech

"So uh, where are we going?"

"Oh don't you worry, I'm going to make you rich. Super rich, but to answer your question, we're going back to seattle." The voice was now confirmed to be the driver

"Oh crap, But I need m-"

"Money? Necessities? Oh don't worry about a thing. My name is Anon by the way."

"You're kidding! My name is Anon too!"

"Hah, what are the chances. Two incredibly fortunate guys with the same name. Have some champagne, will you?"

A fridge compartment in the back of the seat in front of you pops out two pre-chilled glasses and perfectly chilled champagne

You pour some of the of the champagne into a glass for yourself

"Give me some of that!" Mickey demands, grabbing the bottle in her hooves

She tips the whole thing back and chugs it away

And it was by no means a small bottle

"Mickey! No! Oh god I am so sorry."

"Don't be! She can have as much as she wants, Just hope that she won't be puking on the plane." Jackie Said

"Ahhh! That was good! Ya got anymore?"

"Shhh you're cut-off."

"Oh come on! I'm not even drunk!"

"Sure you aren't. Give it time."

Sure enough, after about a couple minutes, you had a giggly clingy pony sitting in your lap

"Heehee, okay maybe that was a bad idea." Mickey said, clearly not sober

"No, this is perfect." Jackie said, an amused and expecting look in her eye

She grabbed mickey and locked lips with her, pressing hard into Mickey's

"Uh... Anon?! What is she doing?"

"Relax, Jackie is just transferring learned data to Mickey, and taking data from her. It helps them develop faster."

"O-oh... Is that the only way they can do that?"

"No, they could use a cable, but that slows down the process immensely, or they could, uh, nevermind. Jackie likes to take things farther with this though."

You watch the two of them go at it, french kissing and moaning

You look at Winnie

"Don't worry I'm fine, I may look like a filly but, yeah you know." She says

You finally arrive at the airport

Mickey is just gazing at Jackie

"Who am I kidding, Immm druuunnkk."

She just stumbles around, bumping into Jackie the whole way to the plane

Everyone boards the place and takes a seat

"Now I am worried about her getting sick."

"I'm sure everything will be fine. It isn't a long flight." Said other Anon