Day 105 - Guy Newman - Log Cabin Bathroom

The 26th of December. The day after Christmas, and the last day on our camping trip. And the last day something could go wrong. I enjoyed our little celebration. I really did. I just kinda wish I could have spent more time with Rainbow Dash on Christmas, but Fluttershy and I had taken her back after Pinkie’s giant Lego Christmas tree had fallen on the poor girl. She’d be fine, but she was still a little dazed from the experience of having a life-sized Lego tree fall on her. The one thing I was still curious about though was the bag she had brought with her. It was a present for Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow said whatever it was had been Richard’s idea. So I wasn’t sure whether I should be excited or completely terrified to see what could come out of that. As far as I knew, she still hadn’t opened it, looking for a good time or something like that. Rarity and Fluttershy were curious too, but we all realized that this was Pinkie we were talking about, and she’d follow the “party” rules to the letter. So we all just went on to our chores. Lucky me, I finally got an easy job: I was in charge of packing up all the gear we had right outside and in the cabin. Nice and simple. Probably because any time I stumbled too far outside the cabin, some wild animal or another found a way to torment us.

Pinkie was tasked with getting rid of our Christmas tree, which pretty much just involved taking it back into the woods and cutting it into smaller pieces. Fluttershy would be dragging Rarity around on one more nature observation, making sure we (which here pretty much had the meaning of me) hadn’t screwed anything up. And with them all outside, I had some alone time inside after finishing the little bit of packing that needed done. Most of what needed packed was the stuff we (which here had the meaning of Rarity) had brought with us, so I was done fast. I stood around for a few minutes, deciding how to spend my alone time. I thought about sleeping, but I had done way too much of that on this trip, so I eventually just decided on my other favorite pastime of singing in the shower. Despite it being winter right outside, the water was still amazingly warm, finally letting my body relax and melting away my stress. I probably spent a good forty minutes just drinking up the loneliness until I decided any longer and the steam would go to my head.

Once the water was turned off, I tried to dry myself off, but was suddenly interrupted by a thud from the kitchen. Then another one. Then some clattering. And I started to get worried. It really would be my luck that a cabin robber would show up on the last day of vacation… can we not? I wrapped my towel around myself and started sneaking down towards the kitchen. I grabbed the closest thing to a weapon I could find along the way just in case. This robber would be taken down by the deadliest electric toothbrush in the history of dental hygiene! Still scared, but ready to get the jump on whoever this was, I snuck over to the entrance, prepared myself, and jumped into the kitchen, startling and knocking over Pinkie Pie.

“Pinkie?” I asked, lowering my toothbrush of doom, but now raising something else. “What are you doing?”

“Playing *hic* with my gift…” She said in a bleary voice.

The party girl was dressed weird again. I mean, I’d seen her wear some weird things. Nothing, nothing underneath a shirt, nothing underneath a cardboard box. But this one was a first. This time it was nothing underneath chocolate. It pretty much looked like she had poured chocolate sauce over her boobs and crotch, then let it dribble down the rest of her body. “See? Wearing chocolate is fun.” She stated matter-o’-factly. This was a little weird even for Pinkie. She tried to stand up, but wobbled, almost falling right back down if I hadn’t caught her with one of her arms over my shoulder. She smiled a crazy smile and stared at me with a dreamy look and deep blush running across her face. And with her that close, I finally noticed the scent of alcohol. Glancing at the now open bag from Richard and Rainbow, sure enough was a completely downed bottle. Damn that must have been some strong stuff to get Pinkie this wasted. On another note, Richard seemed to be having way too much fun with this shit.

“Well, Pinkie, you made another mess for me to clean up.” I mumbled. “But I think we should start cleaning with a shower for you.” Unfortunately, she shook her head vigorously no. And through my time with her, I learned that arguing with Pinkie is even more pointless if she’s drunk. I sighed. There was just one more day. I really didn’t want too much of a disaster to clean up. “Okay, then we should just get you to bed.” She nodded okay to that, so I helped bring her into our room and lay her down on the bed. The chocolate would probably leave a mess on the covers, but it was a lower mess potential than a drunk pretty much naked Pinkie running around the cabin. Even if the chocolate boobs already had me a little hard underneath my towel. “Are you sure we can’t clean you up a little first?” I asked one more time, hoping that maybe she’d agree.

“I want a bath.” She said simply, still smiling though. I had no real problem with that. A bath was probably safer for us all than a shower. She’d be sitting down, at least.

“Alright. Wait here, I’ll get the water ready.” I said, turning away. But she grabbed onto my arm and pulled me back. I turned to look at her, and saw that her cheeks had gone from pink to full crimson flushed. She slowly moved her hands onto the towel.

“Bathe me with your tongue.” She giggled, then pulled on either side of the towel, succeeding both in opening it up and pulling my body down onto hers, my face landing right in between her chocolate coated breasts.

“Pinkie, what-” I started to say, but was cut off as I landed.

“Come on silly,” she said, her face still glowing red. “I’m a dirty girl. I need some help here.” For what felt like hours, I didn’t move. I just absorbed the feeling of warmth on my face, the chocolate creating both an enticing scent and feeling. But slowly I gave up on finding any reason. This was Pinkie Pie after all. I let my tongue snake out of my mouth, pressing against her chest. I moved it side to side, getting a taste of both chocolate and sweet sugary goodness. And from there I couldn’t help myself. I ran my tongue up to her left boob, making my way overtop until I reached the peak. Losing myself in her soft skin, I just licked and licked as her nipple hardened at my touch. I think she tasted better than her candy coating. As I finished licking on that side, I ran my hand along her other mound, gathering up sauce on my fingers. I brought it up to Pinkie’s lips to let her have some, too. She smiled gleefully, then her tongue slid out and started to tickle my hand. But she wasn’t done there. She pressed my fingers to her lips, smearing chocolate all over them, then pulled me into a sugary kiss that lasted several seconds before she broke it off to move somewhere else.

I hadn’t really paid it much mind, more like a subconscious notice, but some of the chocolate that had been running down her legs had dripped its way onto my cock. But Pinkie took full notice, and in an impossibly fast blur, flipped herself around, and took my candy-coated member into her mouth. My eyes went wide, both at the sudden sensation, and at the very personal view I now had of Pinkie Pie. I was knocked way off guard at this new feeling, and I froze up again.

“Compf onf!” She said, still “cleaning”, and the words only stimulating me farther. She moved my dick aside just enough to make normal-sounding words. “I need cleaned too…”

Maybe it was that there was already a girl licking my penis, but the lust got the better of me, and I lowered my face into her thighs. I let my tongue out again, at first just licking the chocolate. But through the paste, I eventually found the folds in her skin, and I slowly ran down the crevice towards her opening. A shiver went through her body as I reached her vagina, and for a second, the movement of her tongue on my penis ceased. Neither one of us moved. Then I felt her head bob on mine, a quick motion up and down. I couldn’t hold back the urges any longer. But right as I was about to plunge my tongue into Pinkie, I was interrupted by an *ahem* from the doorway. We both stopped to find we were being stared at by a very unamused Fluttershy, as well as an annoyed Rarity.

A few minutes later, Pinkie and I were both wrapped up in towels and had to sit on separate side of the bed to receive a scolding.

“Now honestly. I expect this kind of behavior from Pinkie Pie, but I really didn’t expect you to succumb to it, Guy.” Fluttershy said with that “disappointed parent” gaze.

“I mean, really, darling. What does she have that I don’t?” Rarity gave a quizzical look. She was actually expecting an answer.

“…Well… I guess I just like chocolate-covered cotton candy more than marshmallows.”

When I finally came back to consciousness, it was around dinner time. Rarity was a lot stronger than she looked. She had to be to throw that suitcase full of clothes at my head. We ate dinner in an awkward silence. Pinkie was sober again, but from time to time she would wink at me if I was looking in her direction. Clearly she regretted nothing. Rarity and Fluttershy both avoided looking at either of us, and I just sat there wondering how much of Richard’s plan Rainbow Dash had known. I mean the chocolate was a Pinkie signature addition, but I imagine the rest had been towards his design. Would Rainbow be mad? Or was she in on it…

Anyway, nothing much else happened on the trip. Fluttershy made Pinkie move in with her and Rarity for the last night after our little “display” earlier. Not my fault she walked in on it. Though I seemed to recall stories from Richard of Twilight walking in on him and Flutters and breaking them up. Cock blocks made me lonely. I had the bed to myself, but it felt oddly empty. But eventually I drifted off to sleep, and the next morning this ridiculous vacation finally came to a close.

***

Day 105 - Richard Dickinsun - Pitching a Tent

It was the day after Christmas, the last full day of our trip, and after teaching the girls all about rock climbing all day, they were sore and bruised from from their many falls and struggles, so I told them I would spend the night outside. So after saying goodnight to everyone inside, I climbed into the tent, snuggled up in my sleeping bag, and checked my phone for the first time that week. {Keep an eye open for me tonight. ~Fluttershy (3 hours ago)} Oh...well ok then. Within minutes of reading this I heard the bird call from a female Bobwhite, and I tried to stifle a chuckle as I responded with the male call while opening the flap to the tent. Almost instantly Fluttershy stepped in, wearing pale yellow leggings and an oversized sweater I had loaned her from my camp days.

“Hello Richard, I’ve missed you.” She nuzzled against my face softly.

“Well hello to you beautiful,” I pulled her into the sleeping bag with me, “I’ve missed you too! But what made you decide to make the walk?”

“I just didn’t want to sleep without you for another night...it was lonely without you…”

“Awwww…. that’s so sweet Flutters! I could have come to your cab-...”

She quickly interjected, “Also Rarity snores like a jet engine and it was driving me crazy.”

“Well still,” I forced out between laughs, “I’m glad you came…”

I laid back and got comfy, with Fluttershy’s head on my chest.

“Goodnight love.”

“Goodnight Rich, I love you…”

And I started to drift off to sleep...until I felt her hand slowly sliding past my waistband, her fingertips circling the base of my shaft, which unsurprisingly was already erect. Hey man, she’s hot as fuck, and she’s in my clothes, doubly hot.

“So you’re also horny.” I said bluntly. She kissed softly along my neck. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

I crawled out from under her and out of the sleeping bag, taking her by the hand and opened the tent.

“Where are we going?” She whined softly, I glanced back just in time to see her bite her lip.

“I saw a beautiful space the other day...and I wanted to share.” And with that I pulled her up onto my back and took off running through the snow into the woods.

A few moments later we arrived in a clearing where I sat her down, and quickly removed my shirt and my pants, and threw them both in a tree. Fluttershy’s eyes widened as she looked at me, “Are we’re going to...do it here?”

“Yep!”

“B-b-but it will be cold...and it’s kind of scary…”

“Don’t worry…just look up.” I pointed upwards, her eyes following my hand and catching on the beautiful scene before her, stars with a slight hint of color, and a large white moon...and as she was taking this all in, I grabbed her sweater, and pulled her into a deep kiss. I slowly slid my hands along her back, massaging gently at her now tense muscles, the shock of the passionate embrace surprising her. My tongue battling against her own, until I won dominance and was granted free roam of her mouth. It was then I made my move, my hands quickly slid to her ass, down to her thighs, and quickly breaking the kiss to crouch to her feet, my hands pulling her leggings and her panties along with them. her quiet shriek of surprise was cut short by the sudden gasp from the cold hitting her bare ass, as I pulled her clothes free of her feet, and kissed slowly up her bare leg. Her shivering turned into a slow rhythmic squirming, and her gasps from the cold turned to gasps of pleasure as my mouth reached her soft tufted pussy. Her hands found my shoulders to help support herself through the sudden assault of my tongue on her most sensitive bits. I pulled away slowly, standing back up to full height as I looked her dead in the face, lust clouding those beautiful teal eyes.

“Turn around…” I muttered sensually, “Then bend over.”

Without even thinking she responded, with her bare ass facing me I couldn’t resist playing with her just a little more. She shook her hips slightly tauntingly at me. My fingers slid slowly across her slit, teasing and pressing at her entrance until her legs gave out and she fell to her hands and knees. ‘Finally,’ I thought to myself, ‘the main event.’ I dropped my boxers and slowly pressed my length into her. Her lovely moans filling the forest around us. I started with a gentle rhythm easing her into the feeling, as this was the first time we had done it from behind, and my hands gripped firmly onto her ample hips to get her body moving in sync. As the rhythm clicked I quickly grabbed the sweater and pulled it up and over her head, arching her back and plunging deep into her as I did so. As her hands hit the ground again, her bust hung as low as the snow, her nipples grazing across the frosty surface, instantly hardening.

“Oh god Richard!” She gasped out, her breathing ragged as steam slowly lifted off of the both of us, our bodies moving in concert as I drove myself repeatedly into her. Quickly reaching my limit from the clamping of her walls, I put my hands on her shoulders and buried myself deep into her as I came, filling her to the brim, the both of us collapsing in the snow.

“Wow…” Came my first word in moments.

“That was...nice.” She said softly. “Actually...not nice...wonderful…”

I jumped to my feet, pulled her up, and helped her to quickly get redressed, as the cold had started to set in, and we began our hurried journey back to the tent for the evening.

“So have you been doing kegel exercises?”

“Mhmm!”

“HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS?”

“Twilight.”

“WHAT!?!?!”

***

The next morning came with the incessant groaning of Guy lugging all of Rarity’s things through the snow, while Pinkie carried the rest of her things and Fluttershy’s.

“No really, you could just give us a hand Rarity, you have the ability.” Guy complained for the thousandth time I could hear since I woke up.

“And risk ruining my nails? I think not.”

“You know I could probably take the rest of that Guy, Fluttershy and I packed really light to come out here.” Pinkie said while carrying two fully loaded backpacks and still skipping through the snow. Seriously, how does she even do that?

All of my groups things were already packed and loaded into the van, which arrived really early in the morning, with the driver, Dean Luna, passed out in the back seat. She really wasn’t kidding about not being a daytime person. But she did at least mumble something about waking her when we got back to school. Twilight, who was already sitting in the passenger's seat nervously tapping her quill on her personal agenda, didn't make anything better as she simply complained about us being behind schedule. Don't get me wrong, she has her redeeming moments… but this wasn’t one of them.

“Alright everyone, hurry it up. We need to finish loading the van and be back at the school in two hours, otherwise Twilight is liable to explode like Scott did. And no one wants that much blood on their hands.” Rarity looked appalled, AJ seemed to be trying to not ram her fist down my throat, and even Pinkie seemed sullen at me bringing that up. Note to self, still too early to bring up dead friend...maybe next week?

“Aaaaaanyway. Get in the van.” I grumbled in my best, I'm here to steal your kids impression.

“Is it a caaaandy van!?” Pinkie asked excitedly.

“It's not currently, but it can be.” I said tossing a bag of gummies in the back seat.

“Oh boy!” She exclaimed while jumping after them, squeezing herself and the luggage she was carrying through the frame all at the same time. Because...you know. Physics. Ugh… But those gummies will prove entertaining...they had been soaking in vodka all week, so I figure that will perk my day right up when she starts teasing Guy.

“No but seriously, can SOMEONE give me a fucking hand?!” To be fair, it was funnier to watch Guy struggle, but I felt it better to take care of Rarity’s multiple bags before he collapsed.

“Good, now go sit with Pinkie. Rainbow, you’re in the back too…” I finished piling the gear into the trunk. “And Pinkie, be sure to share some of that candy with Dash.” I'm such a good friend.

“Is everyone finally ready to go?” Twilight asked, swiveling in her seat to do a double check of our occupancy.

“Yes, please get me away from these god-forsaken woods. No offense darling, but I don't think I could handle another nature walk.” Rarity quipped in Fluttershy’s direction.

“Yes, Celestia forbid you learn anything other than the human anatomy...sorry for trying to teach you something Rarity.” Fluttershy drowsily retorted, as Rarity huffed and puffed hardly believing what she just heard. I don't know what's my favorite...quiet awake fluttershy, or grumpy sleepy fluttershy. They are both just as cute, but watching her rip into someone in a way I could only dream of...kinda turned me on.

“Alright, let’s go home.” And with that, I floored it out of the woods.

“Are we there yet?” Pinkie asked from the backseat.

“No.” Came the unanimous response, the whole way here we dealt with this questioning, why change anything for the ride home!

“Pinkie, I think you and Dash should have a candy eating contest.” I said flatly.

“Oh boy! You ready Dashie?!” Pinkie karate chopped the bag in half, splitting it perfectly down the middle and tossing it to...Dashie...haha...wait, how the fuck?

“Ready as I’ll ever be!” Dash responded.

“3...2...go.” I mumbled just loud enough for them to hear me in the back. Now, if you have ever seen Pinkie eat candy, you know that chewing has no place in it...needless to say she inhaled all of that liquor soaked candy in one go...and boy could you tell. Her face became flushed almost immediately, but Dash surprisingly managed to maintain her composure for just a few seconds longer, but suddenly found herself face down in Guy’s lap.

“Your lap is so warm...and who knew you had such stiff muscles…” Dash stated directly into Guy’s crotch.

“I KNEW! He’s always quite stiff around there!” Pinkie exclaimed as though she had just broken the secret code to cuneiform.

“I...you. Richard. What did you do?” Guy slowly asked.

“Huh? I don't know what you mean. Could you elaborate?” I responded sarcastically.

“What. Did you do?” He said again slightly faster, exaggerating each word.

“I'm still not sure I'm following. I'm just up here driving.”

“WHAT DID YOU DO?!” He exclaimed as Pinkie began fervently nuzzling his neck, and Rainbow began sniffing furiously around his crotch mumbling something about the most intoxicating scent she had ever come across.

“Oh that?” Feigning only now noticing his predicament, “I don't know? Maybe there was something wrong with that candy? That's really weird.”

It was at that moment that Twilight finally looked up from her book. It was also at that moment Luna chose to wake up. These things coincided with the van nearly driving straight into a tractor trailer in the opposite lane due to the mortifying screeching that Twilight’s mouth emitted.

“RAINBOW DASH! PINKIE PIE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA ARE THE TWO OF YOU DOING?!” She squealed. “SIT UP AND BEHAVE YOURSELVES RIGHT THIS INSTANT! LUNA IS IN THE BACK AND SHE SURELY DOESN’T WISH TO WAKE UP TO YOU TWO MAKING A SCENE!!!”

“Can someone shut up the human censor bar...I was quite enjoying my days rest…” Luna poked her head over the seat, looking right over the shoulder of Guy. “And you three...carry on, just keep the volume down, unlike my sister’s prized pupil.”

If Twilight’s jaw had fallen any further, it probably would have been the new handbrake.

“But...princess...I just...they…ok…” She hung her head, pulled her knees to her chin and hugged her book tight, effectively shutting down. Meanwhile Dashie and Pinkie decided to take that moment of respite to both fall asleep on Guy’s lap, their faces on either side of the growing bulge easily visible even from the driver's seat…

Gods I love being me. All this power, and all of it used to troll.

The rest of the ride was wildly uneventful, Twilight sulked, Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity all sat in the middle talking about AJ’s new revelations, and Guy squirmed in his seat with the mouths of two girls breathing peacefully in their sleep directly on his dick...I guess we could call this trip...a success?

Author's Note

S&S - So it seems any time I say that I'll put something up soon, it ends up taking um..... not soon. Very not soon. As per usual, sorry about the wait, yada yada, life stuff, I think i have the next few chapters mostly written on my end, just need to review/edit them since it's been a while. But I'm not gonna give a 'next few days' this time so may the curse be broken. Thanks for reading.

TH - “This one’s not my fault I swear! I mean, did it take me way too long to write this? Yes. Did I have it done when the last chapter came out? Also yes! Someone just forgot to post the damn thing for too long! On the upside this gave me plenty of time to prep my portion of the next chapter, and we are only waiting on Mister Smiles to revise his portion as he hasn’t looked at it in months. The next few are basically done after that, and only need small portions added, again, mostly Smile this time. I will do my best to have another one out by this time next month...maybe.”