Triple Trouble Tripled
The First Class
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"Where am I? It's so da-" I said trying to sit up and finding an arm over me and my head resting on someone's lap...
"AND what do you think you are doing Richard!?" Oh gods that horrible voice, like a sword running down a chalkboard... "Do you even know how bad it looks that on the first day I find you trying to seduce my friend Fluttershy here?!" Gods...it was either really late or really early, there was no sun from the windows, and did that clock say 2? I don't want to be awake right now... "
Tryin to..wha?" I looked to where the arm and lap attached to the rest of a person and saw an angel...or well, more specifically, Fluttershy. She looked perfect even when she was asleep...I felt the smile on my face growing larger...along with something else slightly less visible...uh-oh.
"You know she doesn't need a bad reputation already, so...I think you should find your way to your own bed. And don't forget to brush your teeth." The steel in her voice could have made even a well trained politician quake in his thousand dollar shoes.
"Ye..yes ma'am." I extracted myself from Fluttershy's arms, much against my will, and went off to brush my teeth. From the other room I could still hear Twilight talking to a now-awake Fluttershy.
"He didn't do anything weird did he?" Twilight asked trying to be quiet.
"N-no Twilight, he was very nice, I really like him." Fluttershy mumbled while twirling her hair.
"Well be careful...we don't want him finding out about us...I mean...well...you know what I mean."
"I-I know Twilight, he won't find out anything I promise." she said, a small waver in her voice made me think she was starting to get upset...hmmm...maybe they are lesbians...wait. MAYBE THEY ARE LESBIANS! Shit...that would totally ruin my chances...that would totally explain why Twilight was so upset with me, and why Fluttershy was so nervous when Twilight was around, maybe the sexual tension got to her and she couldn't deal with it. Fuck...and I really like her too...oh well...maybe she's bi...hmmmm. Oh shit the sink is flooding! I slammed off the faucet and tried to move out of the room quick but ended up slipping and hitting my head on the toilet, then everything went black.
"Ugh..." I wonder what happened, the overflowing sink and then...here? Where is here? My head really hurts and...skin...uncovered skin...I'm naked. Oh gods...I'm naked. How and why am I naked? This...this can't be good. Flickering my eyes open trying to get them adjusted to the light, it must be morning, and I see...am I dead? Because there is an angel- "Fluttershy?"
"Oh, you're awake. Thank goodness." She said audibly relieved.
"Yeah...I...what happened?" still rubbing my sore head.
"Well...you uh. Slipped on the floor and...ummm hit your head really hard, and then I think you fainted."
"Well...that explains that, but...why am I not wearing any clothes? And," now that I actually looked around a little, "Why am I in your bed?"
"You see...your bed wasn't made yet, and your clothes were really wet...and ummm... You see, I didn't want to dig through your bags...so I just took off your wet clothes, they are drying, and ummm...I tucked you into bed over here...I hope that's ok..."
"Oh...uh, yes that's fine but..." The heat rushing to my face is enough that it could have baked a potato, "You didn't look at my...uh...stuff?"
"At your...stuff?" The realization hit her, and left her almost speechless, even though she seemed to be still moving her mouth...wait, she is still talking, it's just really quiet and her face is really red... "I did, but I didn't mean to...it was just something new that I haven't seen before and...I couldn't help myself. I may have touched it a little and it kind of got hard, and I'm really sorry. I know I shouldn't have; I hope you aren't mad at me, and oh goodness, why did I do this...?"
"Fluttershy, it's ok..." moving my hand to touch her still flushed face. "Thank you for taking care of me." She looked up at me as if she was ready to cry. "Oh please don't cry...I didn't say anything wrong, did I?"
"No...you are very kind, I'm just really happy...so I can't help it sometimes...I was really worried."
"Well you don't have to be, I've got a solid head. haha" Chuckling a little, and still holding my throbbing head, I jumped out of bed and instantly remembered that I'm still not wearing clothes...well shit now would be the worst possible time for-
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" shit, I felt my chin hit my chest and my eyes slammed shut as the most hellacious screech bombarded my ears. "Fluttershy get out of that room! WHY ARE YOU NAKED!? That is absolutely disgusting!" I'm sure Fluttershy was trying to defend what is going on, but there was no way that Twilight could hear her over her own yelling...
"And seriously, twice already and we are only on the second day. I find you appalling."
"I didn't do it on purpose...Fluttershy was the one who undressed me." The squeak and the very light footed running was not what I expected...I guess now would be a good time to open my eyes...and what do I see but a very irate Twilight and not a sign of Fluttershy...oh no.
"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! You upset poor Fluttershy...you probably forced her to undress you...pervert."
"But...I..." but she was long gone... "UGHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Just my luck, cute girl...very grumpy girl...and me, ass naked...and I can't even get a, 'hey nice dick.' I mean seriously, not everyone is this size... I facepalmed. Now is not the time to be worried about this, even though I am hung like a horse...wow, way to many horse comparisons today. Anyway, I need to get some clothes on and see if I can find Fluttershy...wait...what time is... OH SHIT I NEED TO GET TO CLASS! Guess I'll just have to wear the first thing I've got...alright, free hugs t-shirt, and some cargo pants, guess that will have to do. Slip on these shoes and let's go...ok, first class...is...English. Can this day get any worse?
I take back what I said earlier, it could easily get worse...especially with this guy sitting next to me. Gods, he just seems like an asshole...I think his name is Scott? And he won't call me Richard or anything, no, he has to just keep calling me Dick...sometimes I think my parents hated me...Dick Dickinsun...ugh. Oh well, at least Fluttershy is in this class...and she seems much happier now...but she keeps looking out the window...is that a flock of birds? Wow...that is a lot of birds and, welp, there is the dismissal. Thank god I can't wait to get away from this asshole...and of course he wants to have a conversation...fine.
"What's up Scott?" Just try to be polite, it will all turn out for the better.
"Dude, is it just me, or is this place seriously fucked up?" He looked kinda spooked.
"Ummm...I don't think I follow..." I am sooooo confused...
"Are we supposed to have co-ed dorms, It's not like I'm complaining or anything, trust me, I'm not but still." Ok, so he had that happen too...hmmm...weird.
"Yeah, I thought all the rooms were by gender...but I got two female room mates..."
"Same here, and they are a lot...'friendlier' than the girls from back home." Well, I guess Fluttershy is a lot nicer than any of the girls I've ever met...but then there's Twilight...ugh...
"I don't know, it seems like some of them can be rather bitchy to me..."
"Trust me, I know bitchy, I live with it, but... They are just so damn sexual." Believe me, I've noticed, I've had a slight issue downstairs ever since I first saw Fluttershy and I can't get it to go away...just let me rearrange myself here...shit...
"I know...it's kinda...weird. Even the bitchy one is kind of hot in her own way..." Oh no, Fluttershy is leaving...I gotta end this quick so I can go check on her.
"I know, Rarity just the other day used her-"
"Yeah, uh sorry, I need to go, gotta go...to the uh...library."
"See ya, Dick"
"Nice to meet you too." I dash out of the room trying to find Fluttershy again, gods she is so fast, how did she get out of here already?! Now where did she get to? Ummm...hmmm...she's a quiet girl...maybe she really did go to the library. I guess it couldn't hurt to look. You know, those girls seem to look a little, I don't know, different from the other girls in this school. I wonder what that is all about. Now...lets see, OOH a sign! And there is the library, holy crap this place is huge. Pink hair...pink hair...pink! There we go, pink hair.
"Hey Fluttershy!" I walked over to her where she was sitting in the corner.
"Oh...hey Richard..." She looked at the ground.
"A-are you ok? I didn't upset you this morning or anything, did I?" I pulled up a seat next to her.
"Well, no...not really. Twilight was yelling at you and it wasn't your fault and...I got scared. I'm sorry..." I took her hand in mine.
"It's going to be ok, we can just explain to Twilight later, and maybe ask her to stop yelling so much."
"Oh, ok, that sounds wonderful..." I stood up bringing Fluttershy up with me.
"So, beautiful, what's your next class?" She blushed,
"Well, umm...I'm not...uhhh..." she blushed even more, "I'm going to math." and she blushed even a little bit more.
"Ok, let's go to math; I'm pretty sure I'm going to the same place." I kept a hold of her hand and brought her along with me. This girl is so cute...maybe this day is looking up!
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Day 2 - Scott Scottson - Room 3
The next morning when I awoke, my head was throbbing; it felt as if someone was screaming in my ear the whole night. Ugh… and my arms were so sore too, it’s as if someone tried to pull them off. Last night, Rarity and AJ were arguing so much I felt as if I dreamed about it too. It’s as if I can still hear them jabbering. As I slowly regain consciousness I’m sure I can still hear them.
“Let go of him, I said for the hundredth time I saw him first!”
“Give up AJ, you honestly still think you can get him after all I’ve done for him?” she chuckled at her own joke.
“Oh my god, give it a break!” I shouted “Can’t we just have some peace here for one minute?” The room went completely silent.
“I love a man who isn’t afraid to get mad” AJ said to me getting closer to me in the bed.
“Are you naked again…” I said ashamed for her.
“Well, I’m under the covers; it don’t matter none.”
“What is wrong with you, AJ? How unlady-like.”
“Well I saw you get in the bed without your clothes on first!”
“HA! So you admit I was first!”
“Stop!” I could barely take it anymore.
“I’m going for a walk.” I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. I put on my shoes and bolted for the door before they could say anything. Before I left I swear I heard them laughing, at least it’s better than the screaming and yelling.
The city was like most: dirty and big. Buildings reached up to the sky, and the ground was littered with who knew what. Why exactly did I come out here again? The noise from the cars made it impossible to think. But maybe that was a good thing; I didn’t have to think about any of my problems. So I just strolled along, checking out the city. Whatever there was, anyway. It was actually quite relaxing. After half an hour, I had circled around and was back by the school. I had blown off some steam, so I decided it was time to try again.
I checked my schedule when I got back. Neither of roommates were around, so I had a brief peace to determine that English was my first class. Great. English. What could possibly start college off better? But I kinda had to go. I wasn’t gonna pay all this money just to not go to class. So I grabbed my stuff and went out the door.
When I got there, most of the seats were filled, so I took a spot next to some guy who looked like a complete tool. I didn’t say anything, and neither did he, but when names were called, I found out he was Richard Dickinsun. But he learned my name, too.
"What's up Scott?" He said. I really didn’t want to talk to him, but I really needed to vent myself, so I just sort of burst out.
"Dude, is it just me, or is this place seriously fucked up?" I said, probably looking disturbed.
"Ummm...I don't think I follow..." He said. Oh right, have to explain.
"Are we supposed to have co-ed dorms, It's not like I'm complaining or anything, trust me, I'm not but still."
"Yeah, I thought all the rooms were by gender...but I got two female roommates..."
"Same here, and they’re a lot...'friendlier' than the girls from back home." I had been quite a chick magnet in high school, but this seemed a little ridiculous.
"I don't know, it seems like some of them can be rather bitchy to me..."
"Trust me, I know bitchy. I live with it, but... They’re just so damn sexual." I wasn’t really sure why I was so upset about it. Maybe I just didn’t want a bitch fight going on in my own room every day.
"I know...it's kinda...weird. Even the bitchy one is kind of hot in her own way..."
"I know, Rarity just the other day used her-" But he cut me off. He looked distracted. "Yeah, uh sorry, I need to go, gotta go...to the uh...library."
"See ya, Dick," I said, taunting him a little.
"Nice to meet you too." Was the last thing he said before running off.
I got up and left the room. I didn’t want to go back, but it was time for lunch; food was worth the risk. So I went to the room, and to my relief, found it empty. I made myself a sandwich, and had some chips. It was nice to just be alone for a little while. Too bad it had to end. Because now I had to go to Math. And to make matters worse, Applejack and Rarity had left their schedules on the table. They were in my class.
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Day 2 - Guy Newman - Room 32
I probably should have just gone back to bed when I woke up that morning. Ever had one of those days where the start is so weird that you just want to call it quits right there? Well, that's how it started for me. I was thinking about about my move in day. Somehow, a mistake had happened in the organization and two girls ended up showing up instead of the roommates I was expecting. But after a close check, they were one more room down the hall in 33. My roommates showed up a little after that. They were both cool dudes who were into gaming and had mad skills with computers. What more could a guy need in his roommates? We had spent the night on a run-through of a Pokemon game to see who could get the fastest time. It was a great competition, but we ended up getting almost no sleep. I was trying to catch a last minute nap when the alarm went off. I groaned and lunged for it, trying to find the source of the noise. Grabbing nothing, I exhaled heavily and plunged my face into my pillow, trying to erase the sound.
And then I woke up to find that I had plunged my face right into someone else. Right between Pinkie Pie's boobs, to be exact. Nothing sunk in at first; I was still lost in a sleep daze. But slowly, I realized that I was on the couch, with Pinkie Pie cuddled up next to me. Then it all sunk in as to where my face was, and I gasped in shock and reared back, falling off the couch and waking up Pinkie. She lifted her head, rubbing sleep from her right eye; her hair was drooping all over her face. She had taken of her cardigan at some point, and her right dress strap was down on her shoulder. The short skirt only made me feel more uncomfortable. She looked down at me from the couch and I would have sworn that bitch slap was coming. But she closed her eyes and raised her cheeks into a smile.
"Good morning." She said cheerfully.
"Uh... good morning..." I said, surprised she wasn't angry at me. "Um, what exactly happened last night?" I asked.
"Oh, well, you were telling us about yourself, and you started yawning a lot. We told you a little bit about ourselves, and you yawned some more. Then Dashie started to yawn, too! So we decided to call it a night. You passed out on the couch, and you looked so cozy and peaceful that I decided to lie down with you. And I guess I fell asleep." She explained, giggling to herself at the last bit. She really did seem unaware that most people would consider it weird to cuddle up with someone you had just met a little bit earlier. Pinkie noticed that I was lost in thought. "Is something wrong?" She asked.
I didn't really know how to word a response. I wasn't sure what exactly to say. So I settled for a very subtle "But I woke up in your boobs!" Pinkie didn't really seem to grasp the weight of the statement. I gestured towards her chest. She looked down.
"What, these?" She said, clasping her breasts together. "I don't really know what they're for. Twilight never mentioned anything about that. All I've noticed is that size varies from person to person. Some people's jiggle, too." She said with an innocent giggle. I wasn't in the mood to give a college student an anatomy lesson an hour or two before our first class, so I left it at that. By this point, Rainbow Dash had heard the racket going on in here and come out from the bedroom. At some point she had changed her top to a light blue t-shirt, and ditched her pants.
"Allright, you two. I was trying to sleep. This better have been important." Even in her underwear, Dash was able to command quite the intimidating tone. I didn't really have much of a response. I was just sitting there, trying to pretend I didn't have a boner. Pinkie Pie on the other hand, replied with:
"Guy was teaching me about boobs!"
This sure would be an interesting year, to say the least.
I had gotten up quite a bit later than usual, but I still had enough time to take a quick shower before I went to class. And being alone gave me some quality thinking time in a nice warm environment. It was actually kind of amazing that Pinkie, or whoever she was, had managed to get that close without waking me up. Usually a slight touch would snap me right out of my dream world. And their behavior really was weird. What kind of college girl wouldn't know about her own body...
Never mind. I shook my head to clear all the weird thoughts. So I just tuned out the rest of the world and closed my eyes, enjoying the cleansing steam. One of my bad habits was taking long showers, especially when I'm stressed. So I was lost in thought when I thought I heard a noise; maybe the door opening? A few seconds later, there was a clear closing of the door. I pulled back the shower curtain a little a peered to find that Rainbow Dash had come into the room, and was starting to get undressed.
"Whoa, wait, I'm already in here." I said, before she got too far. She looked at me like that was a weird thing to say.
"Yeah, so?" She replied, and finished undressing. I didn't know what to do, so I just backed up to wall and closed my eyes, not sure how this would end. I heard the shower curtain pulled aside and back, and I felt her feet come down in the bathtub, but only just barely. She was quite light on her feet. I felt a poke in the middle of my chest and heard her say "Are you okay? You're turning really red." Well, that was it. I opened my eyes by habit to reply, forgetting where I was, and ended up with an eyeful of her beauty. Her rainbow hair was already flat on her head, and the water was gently flowing down her body. She was well-built with toned muscles, but not really buff. More like she was built for running, based on the legs and thighs. Then there were her breasts; she was a little flat, but in all honesty, I actually thought that only added to her beauty. Her skin seemed almost unnaturally smooth, not a bit of hair noticeable anywhere aside from her head. All while she was staring at me with those cute purple eyes like this was a normal situation. And there's the boner I was trying not to get. Damn it.
"Hell-o?" She said, making sure I had heard her.
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine." I stammered. My hardening dick brushed up against her upper leg, but she either didn't notice or didn't care.
"Great. Then can you help me out here? I've been having a hard time washing my back." And she turned around, giving me a good look at her ass. I kind of forgot that she wanted me to actually do something, and I just stood there for several seconds. "Ahem," she said, breaking me out of my trance. "The sooner the better." So I picked up the new bar of soap I had yet to use and asked her to sit down underneath the running water. She complied, and I knelt down behind her, ending up supporting myself on my shins, and started to wash. I rubbed the bar across her skin, then cleaned that off. Then I lathered it up in my hands and gave her a soapy shoulder massage. I let her know when I had finished, and she leaned backwards, bringing her head to rest on my legs, her wet hair tickling me. And that left me with another full view of her body. I had to clamp my dick between my legs to keep it from going up into the back of her head. Those purple eyes stared up at me, and we were quiet for quite a number of seconds. Then she started talking.
"Twilight said we're not really supposed to get involved with humans..." sounding like she was deep in thought, "but at the same time we're supposed to learn anything we can from them." She got back up, and flipped herself around to mirror my position. I tried to stand up, and was rearranging my legs to stretch them out first when she suddenly dove onto me, pushing me down onto my back. She looked down at me with those lustful purple eyes. Her breasts were pressing down on my ribs, and I'm pretty sure my cock was right around her belly button. "Maybe you could teach me a thing or two?" She asked. At the moment, I didn't care too much if this was a prank or not. But unfortunately, "lessons" would have to wait, cause it was getting dangerously close to class time. So I pulled her up a little closer, and planted a kiss straight on her lips. I told her "another time"; unfortunately, right now I had somewhere to be.
After all that morning hassle, it turned out Pinkie, Rainbow, and I were all off to the same class. Math. After the morning's events, I really rather would have sat somewhere else, but I still didn't know anyone, so I ended up sitting with them. Right in between them to be exact. They seemed to want to stick by me as well, though I wasn't really sure how to take that. After we arrived and took out seats, a few more students trickled in, but most of them had been here before us. A few minutes later, the teacher started taking role. I was only paying half attention, like usual, just to make sure I got marked present. Any other names, I would learn when I decided whether the person was worth knowing or not. Somebody with a weird double S name, some guy with the last name Dickenson, maybe. Then my attention was suddenly snagged when one of the names of the list was "Fluttershy." I groaned, and payed extra attention from there on in. And sure enough, "Applejack", "Rarity", and "Twilight Sparkle" were all called by the end of role. Could this really still be a joke? I hated to admit it, but putting everything together, I actually was starting to believe that my roommates were humanized horses. Though that made all that had happened seem rather awkward...
This was my very first class in college. Ever. And I was so distracted that I wasn't paying it an ounce of attention. Great. Now I'd have to get all this sorted out AND focus in my classes. The classroom was auditorium style, with chairs running along rows of tables. The lecture was an hour and a half long; day one classes were the worst. Nobody was really angry about the talk; we all knew it was stuff about the class we needed to know. But that didn't mean we were happy about listening to it. There were various moans and other sounds of discomfort coming from all over as the sound of our teacher's voice droned on. I hardly noticed any of that. I couldn't get my mind off of my roommates. I joined in on the moaning, and put my head down on the wood in front of me.
"Guy," the teacher yelled at me, "head up and pay attention." She said. Someone behind me snickered and she heard. "Scott, no laughing in class." Someone else chuckled from something they had seen on their phone. "What did I just say, Richard?" Wow, that went downhill fast. After realizing what a bitch we had ended up with for a professor, everyone was quiet for the rest of the class, at risk of provoking her super-hearing, which she apparently had. Nothing very useful was said, but nobody was gonna risk getting called out again. Finally the torture ended as she wrapped up our lecture. Thank god. Students got up to leave, and I was about to flee the room when the teacher called out my name. Oh, come on. I put my head down for a few seconds. It's day one. Cut me some slack. But she didn't stop there. Next she called Scott and Richard too. The three of us looked at each other, groaned, then went down to see what horrid fate awaited us for our minor disruption.
"The three of you," she said when we had all gotten down, "are really quiet something." She said. Her face wore a smile that clearly showed she was taking in pleasure what she was about to say. "It's the very first day, and the principal already wants to see you."
Author's Note
SmileandSoar - Day two. This story is somewhat random thoughts and somewhat an accumulation of our college experiences, as we are currently freshman. Course we go to a normal school in real life, but that doesn't mean there aren't random bits of writing inspiration along the way. On that note, happy reading.
Tehheliclopter - I would just like to take this opportunity to say thank you again for reading. Feel free to leave a comment about what ya like, what ya don't like and even some minor mistakes. You can also use this space to guess who wrote which character. *Hint hint* there are 3 of us, and 3 main characters.
Clop Drop and Roll - When life hands you the ladies, say: "cup of noodles." ~ The romantic of the group.
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