Triple Trouble Tripled

by SmileandSoar

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Other, Romance, Sex, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 60833

Many ponies end up transformed into humans, and it's up to three college students to fix the trouble that ensues.

Welcome to the Specialized Personal Acquisition of New Knowledge University, a college in the big city. Scott Scottson, Richard Dickinsun, and Guy Newman are all new students there, but have quite the surprise when they move into their separate dorms; their roommates are girls. But according to the assignment roster, it's not a mistake. And if that weren't weird enough, they are all ponies in a human form. Hilarity ensues as these three have to teach their roommates about the human world, as well as find a way to send them back.

Comments are welcome.

Published 2013-09-26 01:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2018-02-28 00:02:32 UTC

Moving In

Day One - Guy Newman - Room 32

Today was the day my whole life had been leading towards. Move in day at college. It seemed like just yesterday that I had entered high school. Three years sure did fly by. And now I was off to the next phase of my education. I had met a few people at orientation, but for the most part I was all alone here to start. Sure I was a little nervous, but I wasn't going to admit that. I was too busy being excited about my first day of freedom! My parents had already gone back home, leaving me to unpack my things. I hadn't brought too much, just the typical necessities and some childhood mementos. The dorms here at the university were really nice. More like apartments, really. The doubles had a bedroom, a living room, a kitchen, and its own bathroom. And I was in a triple, so it had even more space. All seemed good.

The only problem was that I had yet to meet my roommates. I had heard absolutely nothing from them, and my Facebook messages and emails had all lead to dead ends. So I was nervous about that. But hey, they were just two people I would have to spend about a year living with. No biggie. What's the worst that could happen?

Well, it turns out there were a lot of things that could happen. I just didn't know then how crazy things were going to get. It was starting to get late, and I began wondering where my roommates could be. I had unpacked everything already, and the on-campus facilities weren't open because it was move-in day. So I really didn't have much else to do but wait. So I pulled out my laptop and started to play some music. The sounds flowed out and relaxed me. I went to lie down on the bed I had chosen, one of the two in the double room, and closed my eyes. The music went right in one ear and out the other.

"We get by just fine here on minimum wage. If love is a labor, I'll slave til' the end. I won't cross these streets until..." And before I knew it I had dozed off.

I woke up about an hour later to some laughing in the other room. I rubbed my eyes and looked out the window. It was almost dark outside. Sounded like my roommates had finally made it. I made sure I hadn't gotten two disheveled in an hours sleep, and after confirming that I looked okay, I went out to say hello. I opened the door and went out. They weren't in the kitchen, so I went to check the living room. More laughing confirmed that they were in there. I came in the door, about to say "Sup?" But what came out was:

"Sauuuwhat?" And I just kind of froze in place, staring at the people on the couch. And the two girls stared back. One of them was dressed in a dark blue sleeveless vest over top a light blue tank top, and tan cargo shorts, and had rainbow hair and purple eyes. The other one had a pink pretty much everything. Pink hair, a pink one-piece skirt-shirt, and a pink bow around her waist. She was wearing a white cardigan, but the ends of the sleeves were still pink. The exceptions to the pink were her beautiful blue eyes. For a few seconds, we all just stayed where we were, no one saying anything. Then the pink one jumped off the couch and ran up to me, grabbing my hands and shaking them up and down in greeting.

"Hi, hi, hi!" She yelled, obviously excited. "I just love meeting new people!"

"I... I can tell." I replied, still having my hand shaken. The other girl sighed and got up and came over, grabbing the other girl's arms to stop the shaking.

"Hey," she said, "sorry about that. I'm Rainbow Dash, and this is Pinkie Pie. And you're....?"

"Um... Guy. Now, how..."

"Nice to meet you!" Pinkie said.

"Yeah, now how did you get in here?"

"We used the key." Rainbow replied. "That is what it's for, isn't it?"

"But... you... but... you're girls."

"Thanks for noticing." Rainbow didn't seem to find this weird at all. "Is there a problem with that?"

"Well, they don't have co-ed dorms here." I said. Rainbow just stared back, waiting for an explanation. "Okay, well where are you guys from?" Rainbow was hesitant to say anything, but Pinkie jumped right in, eager for a chance to talk again.

"We're from another world called Equestria! We don't usually look like this, we're usually ponies! We have no idea how we ended up here, but Twilight told us we had to fit in while we try to get home! So here we are!"

Now it was my turn to stare back at them. Alternate world?

"Pinkie!" Rainbow groaned, obviously irritated. "We aren't supposed to tell him that!"

"But I don't like keeping secrets. Besides, Twilight told us we would need help to get back to Equestria. I'm just trying to find some friends to help." Rainbow just put her hand over her face and sighed.

"Equestria? You mean that TV show, MLP?" I asked. This was starting to sound more and more like a bad fanfic.

"TV show? What's a TV?" Rainbow asked.

"Dashie, weren't you paying attention during Twilight's briefing? Humans watch TV like we tell stories." Came from Pinkie. And all this time, I was completely lost. So, I'm rooming with a couple of pony girls? I thought, as Pinkie kept explaining to Dash the difference between low and high resolution. It could just be a prank. Someone already found out I watch MLP and they're just trying to rub it in. But they're doing a damn good job, if they are. When she was done, I asked to see their rooming papers, wondering if one of us had gone to the wrong room, or been given a wrong key. But according to the papers, we had all been assigned to room 32. This was how it was supposed to be.

"Well, that just makes things even more confusing." I muttered to myself.

"What was that?" Pinkie asked.

"Oh, nothing. I... I'm just tired. First night here and all. I think I'm gonna go to bed." I wasn't about to tell them my suspicions. Sometimes it was more fun to just let things play out.

"Awwww... already? You were just sleeping when we got here. Don'tcha want to get to know us?" Pinkie seemed eager for some bonding time. Rainbow and I both let out a sigh. We looked at each other. Well, we already seemed to have something in common.

"Allright, I guess. Well. Hm... where to start...?"

...

Day One - Richard Dickinsun - Room 8

Great, finally out of school...and now I have to go back again. At least this is college, a chance to start over. Get away from all those assholes back at home. No more people calling me a nerd, no more teasing that I'm gay...and hey! I might even meet some cool people and a cute girl or two! Only another ten minutes then I'll be moving in, I can't believe it! A whole new life for me. Gods, I'm so excited! I found out just the other day that I will be living in a triple. I guess I should have opened up those letters from the school a while back; but to be honest, I didn't really want to think about this yet. And I never really got around to finding out who my roommates would be...oh well, new people are fun, I guess. I hope I make a good impression...or not...oh no...now I'm worrying again, stop it Richard. Stop. Alright, I can do this.

Finally, here we are, the check-in went smoothly...now...where the hell is my room? Is it this hall or...is it over there? What was it 32? 3? Ummm...shit. Better look at the paper again, just gotta...ummm...oh gods I lost it... I would facepalm so hard right now if I wasn't carrying so much. Maybe if I just ask around...well...shit no one else would know what room is supposed to be mine. Guess I will just have to go and talk to the check-in people again...man I'm going to look so dumb, and my room mates are probably going to be there way before me.

"Sigh...today definitely isn't going my way..."

"You appear to be lost." A sharp voice pierced the air, "You do know where you are going right?" I turn to see a girl with a dark purple-ish blue hair wearing a medium length purple shirt and purple tights, carrying a bunch of books and papers...and a, is that a quill? Ok definitely not normal...ummm, and her purple eyes just scream that she is going to be a condescending bit-

"Seriously? You do know where you are going right?" She said again breaking my train of thought. "I can look up your name, I'm one of the RAs. You know, Resident Assistants, it's kind of my job to help you." Well she definitely didn't seem very happy about helping me...but I guess it's better than nothing.

"Actually yeah...I could use some help, I lost my paper that tells me which room is mine, I only have my keys now." She looked at me funny, like I had a horn growing out of my head or something. Weird...yeah, that's what she has in her mind now. I'm weird, I can just see it, and I'm already getting upset...oh man, what if she calls me weird...shit am I going to break down on the first day of school?!...oh no...oh no...OH NO!

"Twilight...ummm...I... I-ummm... I think you are making him nervous with all that staring at him..." My head snaps up, what a sweet tender voice. And there, in the darker part of the hall is a beautiful girl...oh my gods I've never seen a woman with a better body than this...and she just radiates peace and serenity...just...wow...I feel...so much better about myself all of a sudden...this is amazing, I have to get to know this girl...the other one though...gods she is such a bit-

"Oh hey there Fluttershy!" The sharp pain in my ears returned again as the purple haired one, apparently Twilight (weird name), spoke again...and they know each other, shit.

"Thanks for letting me know." She looked back towards me, "I'm sorry if I was making you uncomfortable, there have been a lot of guys hitting on me today and I've been a little grumpy."

"It's...uh...it's ok." I looked at my feet, still not completely sure I like this girl...is she...shit she's talking again. "...but yeah pretty much that's what I'm here to do." she finished off her long speech. Fuck, I totally zoned out and have no idea what she just said...maybe if I just tell her my-

"So yeah, ummm...your name would really help me find your room." Interrupting my thoughts again.

"Oh! Um...my name is Richard...ummmm...yeah" I just felt small around her.

"Well, Richard do you have a last name? It might make this a little bit easier."

"OH! Umm..." shit that was dumb of me... "Dickinsun...Richard Dickinsun. Sorry about that."

"Oh...hmmmm...let's see, you are in room...wait...Fluttershy?" She turned to look at the beautiful girl in her bright yellow and green dress, her beautiful long pink hair flowing behind her...and is that a...stuffed bunny in her arms? My gods that is so cute.

"Yes, Twilight?" She asked in a voice hardly audible. "

Yes, can you take him to this room?" Pointing to a number on one of her papers.

"I...ummm...yes, Twilight...but...isn't that-" before being cut off...

"Fluttershy, I don't have time to talk or argue, that's what the paper says and that's what you will do." Twilight snapped at her.

"I...ummm...I... ok..." Fluttershy seemed to grow bright red and really really sad...she was squeezing her bunny really tight as if trying not to cry.

"P-p-please...follow me mister..."

"Umm...thanks for your help...ummm..." I managed to stutter.

"Twilight, don't forget my name, you will need it for later." And with that she left me and Fluttershy alone.

"Is she always that much of a bitc-" I stopped, seeing tears welling up in Fluttershy's eyes.

"Oh...oh no. Are you alright?" I walked over and went to touch her arm to try and soothe her; but instead she jumped away, back into the wall.

"Umm...I uhhh... Just follow me..." And she sped off down the hallway...she seems terrified of me...but even more of that Twilight girl...hmmmm...

"He-here we are." She said pointing to the door marked 8.

"Well...I wasn't too far off, haha" I totally was...I went to reach to unlock the door and then my hand hit something that wasn't a door lock...it was...warm...it was...it was...a hand? It was her hand?! Wait, she was unlocking the door with her key! Oh man, did Twilight instruct her to bring me back to her room? Is that why she was so nervous?! Oh gods! I never thought I would end up in some girl's room the first day of college! I...I don't even have anything with me! Shit...and then I realized she tried to say something...but she's so quiet...I didn't even notice...and now she looks really awkward again...oh no.

"I'm sorry...uh...Fluttershy was it?" she nodded, "I was thinking and I...uh...I didn't hear you..."

"Oh...I'll try and be l-louder next time...I said welcome home." she ran her foot across the floor like a nervous horse...that's kinda strange, th-that isn't something I would usually use to describe that motion...oh well.

"But, this is your room; you have a key to it, so how could it be my room?"

"Ummm...well...you do share this room...with...uh...with...ummm...other people right?"

"Yeah, but I thought they didn't have any co-ed dorms here?"

"Umm...well...uh you must be a special case because you are so...umm...special." She blushed slightly... "I'm sorry, you must not want to share a room with me...I can uh...see if I can move somewhe-"

"Oh n-n-no...that's not it at all. I'm glad I will be sharing a room with someone so kind."

"Oh!" She said standing a little bit taller and blushing even harder still. "Well that is my element of har-" she stopped herself, "I mean, that is my best skill..." she pushed the door open and walked inside. "That will be where we sleep...umm...I mean, if that is ok with you..." She pointed to a smaller room off the main area with two beds in it, one bare with some clean space around it, the other was covered in light soothing colors and some stuffed animals, and the dresses, oh my goodness the dresses in the closet all looked beautiful and all of them must look absolutely stunning on her, easily accentuating her ample...proportions...gods if I keep thinking like this I won't be able to control my....oh shit there it goes...trying to hide it while I rearrange to conceal it better...

"SOOOooo...we'll be staying here? Ummm...what about our third room mate?" I asked trying to keep her attention away from my crotch.

"Oh...uh...well you already met her...Ummm...Twilight is going to take the big single room...since she is the RA...and umm...she stays up late studying and stuff...." she seemed to look a little scared again.

"You two seem to know each other pretty well already." I said trying to smile to alleviate some of her nervousness. I put my stuff down on my side of the room, it felt wonderful to get all that weight off me.

"Oh yes. Twilight and I are good friends, we come from the same town." She nodded seeming a little happier. "Well it must be nice already knowing someone when you came here." I slid slightly closer to her. "I don't really know anyone..."

"Well actually all my friends are here...they are all such great people..." She said staring out the window in our room. It didn't seem like she felt like she was a great person too...

"Umm...you are a really nice girl too...and I was...uh...hoping we could be friends?" I said reaching up to try and touch her arm again...and surprisingly enough she didn't back away this time, instead she turned and took my hand...oh my gods! The heat in my face, I must be beet red!!!

"That sounds oh so very nice. I would love to be your friend...ummm...I...I...I can be kind of shy and nervous...but...but we have to live together...and uh...you don't seem too scary. So...we should be friends." She looked down nervously, doing the horse leg thing again... I walked her over to the couch so we could sit down and be a little more comfy while we talked.

"Well...ummm...I'm kind of shy too...sometimes...b-but I'm glad such a cute girl is going to be my room mate...and don't worry, I'm not scary at all...I'm actually kind of a scaredy-cat and I cry easily if I get made fun of and..." And I continued listing off all of my fears and everything and she just sat there listening to me and nodding and looking more and more comfortable around me and she didn't laugh or anything...WAIT! Why am I telling her all this, she's going to think I'm a dork and oh no... "You must think I'm a dork don't you..."

"Oh no...I think...I think you are super brave to talk about all that with me." She squeezed my hand...I didn't even realize she was still holding it and now she...she's...she's patting my head...her hands are so soft...I feel like a small animal getting so much loving care from her...is this what that feels like...oh man...this is going to be a great year...and with that I...I think I fell asleep leaning on her, with her stroking my hair and holding me ever so gently...

...

Day One - Scott Scottson - Room 3

Nothing like getting kicked out of your house with only a box of crap to your name. I look down at my room key that said “3.” At least I wouldn’t have to hull my stuff up any floors today. I go around the corner of the hall and see my room. Fumbling with my key I try to open the door without putting my stuff down. I twist the key and turn the handle and walk straight into the door dropping my stuff everywhere. I feel so embarrassed, I turn both ways to make sure no one saw.

Picking up all my things in defeat, I unlock the door this time and fling it open with my foot in frustration from earlier. At least this time the door didn’t hit me. Someone was the other side about to open it for me. I run in even more ashamed than the first time, “Oh my gosh I am so sorry!” I managed to get out before I was completely silenced.

“Ah shoot” She said rubbing her head, “You didn’t have to go an’ knock me on my ass for jus’ tryin’ tah help!” I couldn’t say anything. She obviously just came out of the shower. She had been wearing a towel until I accidentally hit her with the door.

“What? You ne’er seen a woman before?” She stood up, recovering herself and putting her towel back on. “I just wanted to break in that shower before anyone else. Then when I heard you makin’ a racket out there I thought I’d help.”

“Well… uhh… thanks” I stammered.

“Close that damn door sugar cube” She ordered “It’s freezing out there!” I turn to shut the door when I see another woman carrying enough bags to be moving a whole family.

“Do you need any help with those?” I asked. “What a gentleman!” She exclaimed “But I do not need your help, I am already at my ro—“ She took off her sunglasses to see the two of us as her roommates. “Oh… It’s nice to see you again AJ” she said grinding her teeth.

“Oh, Rarity! I haven’t seen you in ages!” She ran up to her friend, her towel coming off again.

“AJ stop you’re indecent!” Rarity screeched while trying to push her away.

“What’s with all o’ you? You city folk are so uptight.” AJ replied.

“Anyway…” Rarity said brushing herself off, “Would you be a dear and help me put my bags away?”

“Me? Umm, sure.” I could barely think straight at this point. Now I remembered why I only brought one box, unpacking is the worst. AJ went to get dressed and make dinner, while Rarity was in the living room drinking tea and messing around on her phone. I was stuck unpacking all of Rarity’s things. How did I get stuck doing this? Look at all these worthless things. Who seriously needs three different hairdryers? The more I unpacked for her the more frustrated I became. When I got to the last few bags I opened the suitcase full of her undergarments. I closed the bag and went out to ask her what she wanted me to do with them, but she was talking on the phone. I decided on just putting them away myself. As soon as I picked up the first pair of her laced panties I heard a shriek come from the doorway next to me.

“Oh my Lord!” she exclaimed. “How nice of you to put away my things!” Rushing over to me she gave me a big hug.

“You’re welcome.” I replied with a smile on my face, hugging her back. I loosened my arms, but she kept her arms around me.

“I always appreciate a generous man.” She told me “But I’m very generous as well.” Her arms releasing me as she put her arms around my neck pulling me into a kiss.

“There was no need for that, I was happy to do it.” I stammered, my face completely red. Her hands were on my chest now going lower.

“And I don’t need to do this, but I will.” She whispered to me. Her hands moved so fast, she already had my belt undone and was working on my pants before I even knew what was happening. She sat me down on her bed and proceeded to take off my pants.

“AJ is in the next room, won’t she notice?” I asked in a loud whisper.

“I wouldn’t care if she was watching, just relax and enjoy what’s coming.” She reassured me. Her fingers were already wrapped around my dick as she started moving her hand up and down. The pleasure was so unexpected and sudden it caught me off guard. Oh god it feels so good, I hope I don’t finish too early or else she— Rarity had already moved her mouth to my dick and started licking my head. I must have looked astonished;

“Are you okay?” she asked. All I managed to do was nod my head before she started blowing me. She moved her mouth up and down my cock all the way to the base, looking up at me with her big blue eyes. I couldn’t hold back any longer.

“I’m about to…” I said. She stopped and wrapped her fingers around my dick once more. Putting her head back she stuck out her tongue. At that moment my heart felt as if it would explode, my spine sent shivers all throughout my body I thought I was shaking. Rarity’s face was covered in my cum. She took my dick and sucked to get every last drop out. When she was finished she wiped the semen from her face, making sure she got all of it.

“That was… amazing…” I gasped.

“The pleasure was all mine.” She chuckled winking at me. AJ strolled into the room.

“Dinner is done! I hope you like appl—“She stopped looking at me with my pants down then at Rarity with a furious rage.

“I told you I saw him first!” she yelled.

“Darling, you make it sound as if you even had a chance with him.” Rarity said full of herself.

“Umm… do I get a say in any of this?” I asked.

“No!” They both said in sync.

Dinner was quiet. But on the inside, I was cheering. I could tell they didn't want to say anything with me around, so nobody really said anything. Afterwards, I went to take a shower, but I could hear them arguing over the water. By then, I was pretty much wiped, so I went off to bed, tuning out their fighting.

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - Here we go again. Apparently, we're incapable of finishing anything. So even though the last story isn't done, we started this one. Because I was actually incredibly eager to get this one rolling. Feel free to guess who wrote which character.

Tehheliclopter - Hello again everyone, basically what he said -^ but also I very much enjoy writing this, it is definitely more fun than writing about foalcon...ugh... But as of right now there is scheduled to be 100% less anal rape in this story, so points earned.

Clop Drop and Roll - I like blowjobs. I REALLY like blow jobs. You don't actually understand how much I love getting head. Seriously. I freaking love bitchy babes. (I actually wrote this one).

*Bonus points to anyone who knows the song quoted

The First Class

Day 2 - Richard Dickinsun - Room 8

"Where am I? It's so da-" I said trying to sit up and finding an arm over me and my head resting on someone's lap...

"AND what do you think you are doing Richard!?" Oh gods that horrible voice, like a sword running down a chalkboard... "Do you even know how bad it looks that on the first day I find you trying to seduce my friend Fluttershy here?!" Gods...it was either really late or really early, there was no sun from the windows, and did that clock say 2? I don't want to be awake right now... "

Tryin to..wha?" I looked to where the arm and lap attached to the rest of a person and saw an angel...or well, more specifically, Fluttershy. She looked perfect even when she was asleep...I felt the smile on my face growing larger...along with something else slightly less visible...uh-oh.

"You know she doesn't need a bad reputation already, so...I think you should find your way to your own bed. And don't forget to brush your teeth." The steel in her voice could have made even a well trained politician quake in his thousand dollar shoes.

"Ye..yes ma'am." I extracted myself from Fluttershy's arms, much against my will, and went off to brush my teeth. From the other room I could still hear Twilight talking to a now-awake Fluttershy.

"He didn't do anything weird did he?" Twilight asked trying to be quiet.

"N-no Twilight, he was very nice, I really like him." Fluttershy mumbled while twirling her hair.

"Well be careful...we don't want him finding out about us...I mean...well...you know what I mean."

"I-I know Twilight, he won't find out anything I promise." she said, a small waver in her voice made me think she was starting to get upset...hmmm...maybe they are lesbians...wait. MAYBE THEY ARE LESBIANS! Shit...that would totally ruin my chances...that would totally explain why Twilight was so upset with me, and why Fluttershy was so nervous when Twilight was around, maybe the sexual tension got to her and she couldn't deal with it. Fuck...and I really like her too...oh well...maybe she's bi...hmmmm. Oh shit the sink is flooding! I slammed off the faucet and tried to move out of the room quick but ended up slipping and hitting my head on the toilet, then everything went black.

"Ugh..." I wonder what happened, the overflowing sink and then...here? Where is here? My head really hurts and...skin...uncovered skin...I'm naked. Oh gods...I'm naked. How and why am I naked? This...this can't be good. Flickering my eyes open trying to get them adjusted to the light, it must be morning, and I see...am I dead? Because there is an angel- "Fluttershy?"

"Oh, you're awake. Thank goodness." She said audibly relieved.

"Yeah...I...what happened?" still rubbing my sore head.

"Well...you uh. Slipped on the floor and...ummm hit your head really hard, and then I think you fainted."

"Well...that explains that, but...why am I not wearing any clothes? And," now that I actually looked around a little, "Why am I in your bed?"

"You see...your bed wasn't made yet, and your clothes were really wet...and ummm... You see, I didn't want to dig through your bags...so I just took off your wet clothes, they are drying, and ummm...I tucked you into bed over here...I hope that's ok..."

"Oh...uh, yes that's fine but..." The heat rushing to my face is enough that it could have baked a potato, "You didn't look at my...uh...stuff?"

"At your...stuff?" The realization hit her, and left her almost speechless, even though she seemed to be still moving her mouth...wait, she is still talking, it's just really quiet and her face is really red... "I did, but I didn't mean to...it was just something new that I haven't seen before and...I couldn't help myself. I may have touched it a little and it kind of got hard, and I'm really sorry. I know I shouldn't have; I hope you aren't mad at me, and oh goodness, why did I do this...?"

"Fluttershy, it's ok..." moving my hand to touch her still flushed face. "Thank you for taking care of me." She looked up at me as if she was ready to cry. "Oh please don't cry...I didn't say anything wrong, did I?"

"No...you are very kind, I'm just really happy...so I can't help it sometimes...I was really worried."

"Well you don't have to be, I've got a solid head. haha" Chuckling a little, and still holding my throbbing head, I jumped out of bed and instantly remembered that I'm still not wearing clothes...well shit now would be the worst possible time for-

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" shit, I felt my chin hit my chest and my eyes slammed shut as the most hellacious screech bombarded my ears. "Fluttershy get out of that room! WHY ARE YOU NAKED!? That is absolutely disgusting!" I'm sure Fluttershy was trying to defend what is going on, but there was no way that Twilight could hear her over her own yelling...

"And seriously, twice already and we are only on the second day. I find you appalling."

"I didn't do it on purpose...Fluttershy was the one who undressed me." The squeak and the very light footed running was not what I expected...I guess now would be a good time to open my eyes...and what do I see but a very irate Twilight and not a sign of Fluttershy...oh no.

"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! You upset poor Fluttershy...you probably forced her to undress you...pervert."

"But...I..." but she was long gone... "UGHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Just my luck, cute girl...very grumpy girl...and me, ass naked...and I can't even get a, 'hey nice dick.' I mean seriously, not everyone is this size... I facepalmed. Now is not the time to be worried about this, even though I am hung like a horse...wow, way to many horse comparisons today. Anyway, I need to get some clothes on and see if I can find Fluttershy...wait...what time is... OH SHIT I NEED TO GET TO CLASS! Guess I'll just have to wear the first thing I've got...alright, free hugs t-shirt, and some cargo pants, guess that will have to do. Slip on these shoes and let's go...ok, first class...is...English. Can this day get any worse?

I take back what I said earlier, it could easily get worse...especially with this guy sitting next to me. Gods, he just seems like an asshole...I think his name is Scott? And he won't call me Richard or anything, no, he has to just keep calling me Dick...sometimes I think my parents hated me...Dick Dickinsun...ugh. Oh well, at least Fluttershy is in this class...and she seems much happier now...but she keeps looking out the window...is that a flock of birds? Wow...that is a lot of birds and, welp, there is the dismissal. Thank god I can't wait to get away from this asshole...and of course he wants to have a conversation...fine.

"What's up Scott?" Just try to be polite, it will all turn out for the better.

"Dude, is it just me, or is this place seriously fucked up?" He looked kinda spooked.

"Ummm...I don't think I follow..." I am sooooo confused...

"Are we supposed to have co-ed dorms, It's not like I'm complaining or anything, trust me, I'm not but still." Ok, so he had that happen too...hmmm...weird.

"Yeah, I thought all the rooms were by gender...but I got two female room mates..."

"Same here, and they are a lot...'friendlier' than the girls from back home." Well, I guess Fluttershy is a lot nicer than any of the girls I've ever met...but then there's Twilight...ugh...

"I don't know, it seems like some of them can be rather bitchy to me..."

"Trust me, I know bitchy, I live with it, but... They are just so damn sexual." Believe me, I've noticed, I've had a slight issue downstairs ever since I first saw Fluttershy and I can't get it to go away...just let me rearrange myself here...shit...

"I know...it's kinda...weird. Even the bitchy one is kind of hot in her own way..." Oh no, Fluttershy is leaving...I gotta end this quick so I can go check on her.

"I know, Rarity just the other day used her-"

"Yeah, uh sorry, I need to go, gotta go...to the uh...library."

"See ya, Dick"

"Nice to meet you too." I dash out of the room trying to find Fluttershy again, gods she is so fast, how did she get out of here already?! Now where did she get to? Ummm...hmmm...she's a quiet girl...maybe she really did go to the library. I guess it couldn't hurt to look. You know, those girls seem to look a little, I don't know, different from the other girls in this school. I wonder what that is all about. Now...lets see, OOH a sign! And there is the library, holy crap this place is huge. Pink hair...pink hair...pink! There we go, pink hair.

"Hey Fluttershy!" I walked over to her where she was sitting in the corner.

"Oh...hey Richard..." She looked at the ground.

"A-are you ok? I didn't upset you this morning or anything, did I?" I pulled up a seat next to her.

"Well, no...not really. Twilight was yelling at you and it wasn't your fault and...I got scared. I'm sorry..." I took her hand in mine.

"It's going to be ok, we can just explain to Twilight later, and maybe ask her to stop yelling so much."

"Oh, ok, that sounds wonderful..." I stood up bringing Fluttershy up with me.

"So, beautiful, what's your next class?" She blushed,

"Well, umm...I'm not...uhhh..." she blushed even more, "I'm going to math." and she blushed even a little bit more.

"Ok, let's go to math; I'm pretty sure I'm going to the same place." I kept a hold of her hand and brought her along with me. This girl is so cute...maybe this day is looking up!

...

Day 2 - Scott Scottson - Room 3

The next morning when I awoke, my head was throbbing; it felt as if someone was screaming in my ear the whole night. Ugh… and my arms were so sore too, it’s as if someone tried to pull them off. Last night, Rarity and AJ were arguing so much I felt as if I dreamed about it too. It’s as if I can still hear them jabbering. As I slowly regain consciousness I’m sure I can still hear them.

“Let go of him, I said for the hundredth time I saw him first!”

“Give up AJ, you honestly still think you can get him after all I’ve done for him?” she chuckled at her own joke.

“Oh my god, give it a break!” I shouted “Can’t we just have some peace here for one minute?” The room went completely silent.

“I love a man who isn’t afraid to get mad” AJ said to me getting closer to me in the bed.

“Are you naked again…” I said ashamed for her.

“Well, I’m under the covers; it don’t matter none.”

“What is wrong with you, AJ? How unlady-like.”

“Well I saw you get in the bed without your clothes on first!”

“HA! So you admit I was first!”

“Stop!” I could barely take it anymore.

“I’m going for a walk.” I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. I put on my shoes and bolted for the door before they could say anything. Before I left I swear I heard them laughing, at least it’s better than the screaming and yelling.

The city was like most: dirty and big. Buildings reached up to the sky, and the ground was littered with who knew what. Why exactly did I come out here again? The noise from the cars made it impossible to think. But maybe that was a good thing; I didn’t have to think about any of my problems. So I just strolled along, checking out the city. Whatever there was, anyway. It was actually quite relaxing. After half an hour, I had circled around and was back by the school. I had blown off some steam, so I decided it was time to try again.

I checked my schedule when I got back. Neither of roommates were around, so I had a brief peace to determine that English was my first class. Great. English. What could possibly start college off better? But I kinda had to go. I wasn’t gonna pay all this money just to not go to class. So I grabbed my stuff and went out the door.

When I got there, most of the seats were filled, so I took a spot next to some guy who looked like a complete tool. I didn’t say anything, and neither did he, but when names were called, I found out he was Richard Dickinsun. But he learned my name, too.

"What's up Scott?" He said. I really didn’t want to talk to him, but I really needed to vent myself, so I just sort of burst out.

"Dude, is it just me, or is this place seriously fucked up?" I said, probably looking disturbed.

"Ummm...I don't think I follow..." He said. Oh right, have to explain.

"Are we supposed to have co-ed dorms, It's not like I'm complaining or anything, trust me, I'm not but still."

"Yeah, I thought all the rooms were by gender...but I got two female roommates..."

"Same here, and they’re a lot...'friendlier' than the girls from back home." I had been quite a chick magnet in high school, but this seemed a little ridiculous.

"I don't know, it seems like some of them can be rather bitchy to me..."

"Trust me, I know bitchy. I live with it, but... They’re just so damn sexual." I wasn’t really sure why I was so upset about it. Maybe I just didn’t want a bitch fight going on in my own room every day.

"I know...it's kinda...weird. Even the bitchy one is kind of hot in her own way..."

"I know, Rarity just the other day used her-" But he cut me off. He looked distracted. "Yeah, uh sorry, I need to go, gotta go...to the uh...library."

"See ya, Dick," I said, taunting him a little.

"Nice to meet you too." Was the last thing he said before running off.

I got up and left the room. I didn’t want to go back, but it was time for lunch; food was worth the risk. So I went to the room, and to my relief, found it empty. I made myself a sandwich, and had some chips. It was nice to just be alone for a little while. Too bad it had to end. Because now I had to go to Math. And to make matters worse, Applejack and Rarity had left their schedules on the table. They were in my class.

...

Day 2 - Guy Newman - Room 32

I probably should have just gone back to bed when I woke up that morning. Ever had one of those days where the start is so weird that you just want to call it quits right there? Well, that's how it started for me. I was thinking about about my move in day. Somehow, a mistake had happened in the organization and two girls ended up showing up instead of the roommates I was expecting. But after a close check, they were one more room down the hall in 33. My roommates showed up a little after that. They were both cool dudes who were into gaming and had mad skills with computers. What more could a guy need in his roommates? We had spent the night on a run-through of a Pokemon game to see who could get the fastest time. It was a great competition, but we ended up getting almost no sleep. I was trying to catch a last minute nap when the alarm went off. I groaned and lunged for it, trying to find the source of the noise. Grabbing nothing, I exhaled heavily and plunged my face into my pillow, trying to erase the sound.

And then I woke up to find that I had plunged my face right into someone else. Right between Pinkie Pie's boobs, to be exact. Nothing sunk in at first; I was still lost in a sleep daze. But slowly, I realized that I was on the couch, with Pinkie Pie cuddled up next to me. Then it all sunk in as to where my face was, and I gasped in shock and reared back, falling off the couch and waking up Pinkie. She lifted her head, rubbing sleep from her right eye; her hair was drooping all over her face. She had taken of her cardigan at some point, and her right dress strap was down on her shoulder. The short skirt only made me feel more uncomfortable. She looked down at me from the couch and I would have sworn that bitch slap was coming. But she closed her eyes and raised her cheeks into a smile.

"Good morning." She said cheerfully.

"Uh... good morning..." I said, surprised she wasn't angry at me. "Um, what exactly happened last night?" I asked.

"Oh, well, you were telling us about yourself, and you started yawning a lot. We told you a little bit about ourselves, and you yawned some more. Then Dashie started to yawn, too! So we decided to call it a night. You passed out on the couch, and you looked so cozy and peaceful that I decided to lie down with you. And I guess I fell asleep." She explained, giggling to herself at the last bit. She really did seem unaware that most people would consider it weird to cuddle up with someone you had just met a little bit earlier. Pinkie noticed that I was lost in thought. "Is something wrong?" She asked.

I didn't really know how to word a response. I wasn't sure what exactly to say. So I settled for a very subtle "But I woke up in your boobs!" Pinkie didn't really seem to grasp the weight of the statement. I gestured towards her chest. She looked down.

"What, these?" She said, clasping her breasts together. "I don't really know what they're for. Twilight never mentioned anything about that. All I've noticed is that size varies from person to person. Some people's jiggle, too." She said with an innocent giggle. I wasn't in the mood to give a college student an anatomy lesson an hour or two before our first class, so I left it at that. By this point, Rainbow Dash had heard the racket going on in here and come out from the bedroom. At some point she had changed her top to a light blue t-shirt, and ditched her pants.

"Allright, you two. I was trying to sleep. This better have been important." Even in her underwear, Dash was able to command quite the intimidating tone. I didn't really have much of a response. I was just sitting there, trying to pretend I didn't have a boner. Pinkie Pie on the other hand, replied with:

"Guy was teaching me about boobs!"

This sure would be an interesting year, to say the least.

I had gotten up quite a bit later than usual, but I still had enough time to take a quick shower before I went to class. And being alone gave me some quality thinking time in a nice warm environment. It was actually kind of amazing that Pinkie, or whoever she was, had managed to get that close without waking me up. Usually a slight touch would snap me right out of my dream world. And their behavior really was weird. What kind of college girl wouldn't know about her own body...

Never mind. I shook my head to clear all the weird thoughts. So I just tuned out the rest of the world and closed my eyes, enjoying the cleansing steam. One of my bad habits was taking long showers, especially when I'm stressed. So I was lost in thought when I thought I heard a noise; maybe the door opening? A few seconds later, there was a clear closing of the door. I pulled back the shower curtain a little a peered to find that Rainbow Dash had come into the room, and was starting to get undressed.

"Whoa, wait, I'm already in here." I said, before she got too far. She looked at me like that was a weird thing to say.

"Yeah, so?" She replied, and finished undressing. I didn't know what to do, so I just backed up to wall and closed my eyes, not sure how this would end. I heard the shower curtain pulled aside and back, and I felt her feet come down in the bathtub, but only just barely. She was quite light on her feet. I felt a poke in the middle of my chest and heard her say "Are you okay? You're turning really red." Well, that was it. I opened my eyes by habit to reply, forgetting where I was, and ended up with an eyeful of her beauty. Her rainbow hair was already flat on her head, and the water was gently flowing down her body. She was well-built with toned muscles, but not really buff. More like she was built for running, based on the legs and thighs. Then there were her breasts; she was a little flat, but in all honesty, I actually thought that only added to her beauty. Her skin seemed almost unnaturally smooth, not a bit of hair noticeable anywhere aside from her head. All while she was staring at me with those cute purple eyes like this was a normal situation. And there's the boner I was trying not to get. Damn it.

"Hell-o?" She said, making sure I had heard her.

"Y-Yeah, I'm fine." I stammered. My hardening dick brushed up against her upper leg, but she either didn't notice or didn't care.

"Great. Then can you help me out here? I've been having a hard time washing my back." And she turned around, giving me a good look at her ass. I kind of forgot that she wanted me to actually do something, and I just stood there for several seconds. "Ahem," she said, breaking me out of my trance. "The sooner the better." So I picked up the new bar of soap I had yet to use and asked her to sit down underneath the running water. She complied, and I knelt down behind her, ending up supporting myself on my shins, and started to wash. I rubbed the bar across her skin, then cleaned that off. Then I lathered it up in my hands and gave her a soapy shoulder massage. I let her know when I had finished, and she leaned backwards, bringing her head to rest on my legs, her wet hair tickling me. And that left me with another full view of her body. I had to clamp my dick between my legs to keep it from going up into the back of her head. Those purple eyes stared up at me, and we were quiet for quite a number of seconds. Then she started talking.

"Twilight said we're not really supposed to get involved with humans..." sounding like she was deep in thought, "but at the same time we're supposed to learn anything we can from them." She got back up, and flipped herself around to mirror my position. I tried to stand up, and was rearranging my legs to stretch them out first when she suddenly dove onto me, pushing me down onto my back. She looked down at me with those lustful purple eyes. Her breasts were pressing down on my ribs, and I'm pretty sure my cock was right around her belly button. "Maybe you could teach me a thing or two?" She asked. At the moment, I didn't care too much if this was a prank or not. But unfortunately, "lessons" would have to wait, cause it was getting dangerously close to class time. So I pulled her up a little closer, and planted a kiss straight on her lips. I told her "another time"; unfortunately, right now I had somewhere to be.

After all that morning hassle, it turned out Pinkie, Rainbow, and I were all off to the same class. Math. After the morning's events, I really rather would have sat somewhere else, but I still didn't know anyone, so I ended up sitting with them. Right in between them to be exact. They seemed to want to stick by me as well, though I wasn't really sure how to take that. After we arrived and took out seats, a few more students trickled in, but most of them had been here before us. A few minutes later, the teacher started taking role. I was only paying half attention, like usual, just to make sure I got marked present. Any other names, I would learn when I decided whether the person was worth knowing or not. Somebody with a weird double S name, some guy with the last name Dickenson, maybe. Then my attention was suddenly snagged when one of the names of the list was "Fluttershy." I groaned, and payed extra attention from there on in. And sure enough, "Applejack", "Rarity", and "Twilight Sparkle" were all called by the end of role. Could this really still be a joke? I hated to admit it, but putting everything together, I actually was starting to believe that my roommates were humanized horses. Though that made all that had happened seem rather awkward...

This was my very first class in college. Ever. And I was so distracted that I wasn't paying it an ounce of attention. Great. Now I'd have to get all this sorted out AND focus in my classes. The classroom was auditorium style, with chairs running along rows of tables. The lecture was an hour and a half long; day one classes were the worst. Nobody was really angry about the talk; we all knew it was stuff about the class we needed to know. But that didn't mean we were happy about listening to it. There were various moans and other sounds of discomfort coming from all over as the sound of our teacher's voice droned on. I hardly noticed any of that. I couldn't get my mind off of my roommates. I joined in on the moaning, and put my head down on the wood in front of me.

"Guy," the teacher yelled at me, "head up and pay attention." She said. Someone behind me snickered and she heard. "Scott, no laughing in class." Someone else chuckled from something they had seen on their phone. "What did I just say, Richard?" Wow, that went downhill fast. After realizing what a bitch we had ended up with for a professor, everyone was quiet for the rest of the class, at risk of provoking her super-hearing, which she apparently had. Nothing very useful was said, but nobody was gonna risk getting called out again. Finally the torture ended as she wrapped up our lecture. Thank god. Students got up to leave, and I was about to flee the room when the teacher called out my name. Oh, come on. I put my head down for a few seconds. It's day one. Cut me some slack. But she didn't stop there. Next she called Scott and Richard too. The three of us looked at each other, groaned, then went down to see what horrid fate awaited us for our minor disruption.

"The three of you," she said when we had all gotten down, "are really quiet something." She said. Her face wore a smile that clearly showed she was taking in pleasure what she was about to say. "It's the very first day, and the principal already wants to see you."

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - Day two. This story is somewhat random thoughts and somewhat an accumulation of our college experiences, as we are currently freshman. Course we go to a normal school in real life, but that doesn't mean there aren't random bits of writing inspiration along the way. On that note, happy reading.

Tehheliclopter - I would just like to take this opportunity to say thank you again for reading. Feel free to leave a comment about what ya like, what ya don't like and even some minor mistakes. You can also use this space to guess who wrote which character. *Hint hint* there are 3 of us, and 3 main characters.

Clop Drop and Roll - When life hands you the ladies, say: "cup of noodles." ~ The romantic of the group.

Everyone Explains. Sort Of.

Day 2 - Guy Newman - Principal's Office

How the hell did I end up here? It was the first day of class dammit! I hadn't even done anything since I'd arrived. I'd been in my room the whole time. I took a nap. Is that a crime here? Maybe it's about the dorm issue? Even so, that wasn't my fault. That should be a visit to the board directer, not the principal. Is this school really so stuck up that putting your head down warrants this?

My mind was racing all over the place, trying to figure out how exactly I had gotten sent to the principal's office on day one. The principal had yet to arrive, so I was sitting there in a panic with Scott and Richard. They both seemed as confused as me. Richard decided to be the first to talk.

"So... do you think this has anything to do with... our roommates?" He said. The question was directed at Scott, but it got me curious. Before Scott said anything, I cut in.

"Wait, what about your roommates?" I asked. Maybe they had already had a fight, or something. But just maybe...

"Well," Scott was the one to answer, "we both ended up with female roommates. But that's stupid, Dick. It doesn't explain why Guy is here."

"Stop calling me Dick." Richard replied.

"Stop being an idiot, and I might."

"Oh yeah? Well I'll show you-" I cut them both off there before that got worse. The last thing we needed was a fight in the principal's office. And more importantly...

"Actually, Richard might be on to something. I ended up with 2 female roommates." That got their attention.

"So... all three of us?" Was Scott's response.

"Looks like it." Richard said.

"Maybe that is the reason we're here, then." I replied. "Did you guys request it or something? I didn't know dorms worked that way here..."

"No, we're just as confused as you are." Richard said. It made me feel better that I wasn't the only one. But now it was time for the fun part.

"By any chance are their names 'Fluttershy,' 'Applejack,' 'Rarity,' or 'Twilight Sparkle?'" I asked. They both stared at me in shock.

"How the hell did you know that?" Scott asked.

"Ever watch My Little Pony?" I asked. I watched the realization hit them as they both noticed for the first time their roommates names. "My roommates are Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash."

"No way. Is this some kind of prank?!" Richard yelled. I shrugged.

"Pinkie told me that they were from Equestria. I didn't really believe it at first. But after everything, they seem a little... different. I've actually started to believe it." They mumbled something about different being an understatement, but agreed that it seemed uncanny. And at that point, the principal decided to join us.

"I'm quite impressed. You managed to figure it out all on your own." She said as she walked in. She was a tall woman with magenta eyes, and flowing hair that was a mix of blue green and pink. She had on an orange suit and purple pants, and she moved with an elegant grace about her. "And that's just an example of why you three were selected."

"Selected?" We said, pretty much in unison. Or at least Richard and I. Scott was looking down at his phone, so we had to nudge him back into focus. "Selected?" He added late.

"You all are correct. Your roommates are all ponies from the land of Equestria. I, too, come from that world. You may call me Celestia." A princess principal? No way this was canon. I didn't feel like voicing that thought. She continued: "Now then, as to why the three of you are here. You see, you are the most impressive students of the incoming class, each in your own department. Richard in physics, Scott in design, and Guy in programming. All of you have the experience needed to eventually fulfill the task I'm about to place on you. There are two things I want you to do. The first is simply help us fit in and teach us about your culture. We're trying to draw as little attention as possible while we remain in this world. We know some basics, but there is still so much more we can learn." Teach some ponies how to fit in with humanity. Okay. Could be worse. "And then I need the three of you to work together to create a dimensional teleporter."

What?

"Um... Autocorrect wants that to be teleprompter. Is that what you meant?" Scott inquired, clearly as confused as the rest of us.

"I know it may sound farfetched, but it is possible. I don't expect this to be finished in a few days. This could even take all four of your years of college. But the three of you can surely do it."

"..." We were all silent. Finally, I decided on something to say.

"So, you want all of us to build a device to help you get back to your world?"

"That is correct."

"And we're roomed with these girls to help them learn about humanity?"

"True as well."

"Okay. Well, as long as we all understand each other." With nothing else to add, the princessipal told us she would contact us when she had prepared the information for our "assignment," and we were dismissed.

The three of us went outside, not exactly feeling much better than when we had gone in.

"Well... um... looks like we're gonna be seeing a lot of each other for a while, so may as well have an official introduction. I'm Guy Newman."

"Scott Scottson, and Dick Dickinsun." Scott replied. Richard glared at him, looking like he was ready to choke the poor bastard.

"Richard Dickinsun, actually." He said.

"Nice to meetcha. Um... can we finish this talk later? I kind of want to get back to my room right now. I have a question or two..."

"Yeah, I have something to say to mine, too." We all agreed to continue our little chat later. We shared a science class on Monday, and we'd talk after that. So we went our own ways when we reached the dorms.

Nobody was at the room when I got back. I checked the time, about 5:30, and decided they were probably off having dinner or something. So I just did the same thing I had done yesterday. Pull out the laptop and and start listening to some more music. Normally, I would have gone for "Loyalty," or some such song, but that seemed a little weird to do right now. So I went back to a different playlist. Aside from taking long showers, losing myself in song was another one of my favorite ways to deal with stress. "Between each smile, there's a tear in your eye. There's a train leaving town in an hour. It's not waiting for you..." and I had fallen asleep again.

I woke up to the closing of the door, and I groggily noted that the clock read 7:03. Oh, right. Time for a chat. I got out of bed and stumbled my way to the door, waking up along the walk. I went out to the living room and found Pinkie and Rainbow sitting on the couch, just like the night before.

"Hey there, Guy!" Pinkie said cheerily. "Having a good night?"

"Good night? Yeah, I guess." I said halfheartedly, trying to decide how to start the conversation. "Um-"

"That's great! We we're at the library with Twilight and Fluttershy and Applejack and Rarity. It was super-duper seeing all my friends again, and having a chat about our first day of college. It's so much fun meeting all these new people and seeing the old ones at the same time!" She kept going on, which gave me a slight chance to decide how I wanted to word everything. A minute or so later, Rainbow noticed I was trying to interject and helped me get Pinkie quiet (not an easy feat). I gave her nod of thanks, then started.

"So... I ended up talking to Headmaster Celestia today..." I said, kind of muttering.

"Oh, you did?" Pinkie put in. "Lucky. She hasn't talked to us since the day we showed up in this world." She almost seemed to be mopping about that.

"Yeah. Well, anyway, she told me that I'm part of a project that's going to construct a device to send you home. On top of that, I'm supposed to help teach you about the human world. Did... did you two know about this already?" I asked.

"Sort of not really kind of." Pinkie said, very descriptively. "The first day we got here, she told us that we would have to blend in. In a month or so, she would find us each someone to help. I have no idea how she managed to become headmaster in just a month. But for whatever reason, she still liked to be called principal."

"Okay. Well, today she told me that I'm that person. Looks like I got put in charge of teaching you all about humanity."

"Ooooh! That's soooo great!" Pinkie shouted out. "We're just gonna be the bestest of friends. Aren't we, Dashie? The three of us are gonna have so much fun! There's so much I wanna know about! College parties, the best places to find candy, and..." She kept on going, but I had zoned out. Maybe this could work out. At first, I was a little worried about how having two girls for roommates would end up. But after a day with them, they both seemed all right. Better than all right, actually. I had cuddled with one of them, and taken a shower with the other. Not a bad first day at all. I looked around. Pinkie was still going on about the fun things she wanted to learn about, and Rainbow was rolling her eyes but smiling, some mix of joy and miniscule irritation. They were both so cute in their own ways. I couldn't help but let out a laugh.

"What? Did I say something funny? Did I make a joke? I like jokes! Ooh, tellme tellme!"

"No, no, not a joke." I said, trying to calm Pinkie down. "I was just thinking about all that's happened in a whole day." I noticed Rainbow's cheeks glow the slightest bit red. "I think I'm really starting to like you two." I smiled. Rainbow seemed to think I was being a little sappy, but Pinkie charged forward and tackled me into a hug on the couch.

"Didn't I tell you Dashie?" She said. "I knew we'd all be friends. Come on, come on! Group hug!" Dash's eyes went wide for a second, but she quickly calmed back down. Her face was still a little red.

"Come on, Dash." I said, "get in here." I extended my arms to make space for her. She hesitated a little, but she eventually came over and joined in. Good thing it was a big couch. We stayed like that for a minute, then Rainbow cleared her throat and backed out, still a little embarrassed. She seemed a little awkward, but I guess that's why I was here.

"Allright then," I said, trying to get Pinkie off of me so I could get up (a lot harder than you would think). But I eventually got out. I stretched. Then said I was off to my bed. I headed into my room and jumped onto the mattress, ready to relax. Then 15 minutes late, I realized I had picked the room that had two beds. And the other one was Rainbow Dash's. She came in and was quiet for a while. I asked her if she still needed the light. She said no, and I turned it out, leaving us in the dark. A few minutes passed, and I was on the verge of sleep when I felt something wrap around my chest. I jerked a little, scared at first, then I heard a voice say "It's okay."

"Rainbow?" I asked.

"Yeah. I'm sorry. But I wanted it to be dark." I felt her head against the middle of my back.

"Why dark?"

"... You won't be able to see my face..." I was about to ask what she meant, then I realized she was crying.

"Are you okay?" I asked her. "Did I say something?"

"It's not that. It's just... I'm supposed to be the tough one. Since we got here, whenever the six of us are together, I'm supposed to be the brave one. I have to keep a tough face, for everyone else." She let out in between sobs. "But I'm just as scared as they are. We try to hide it, but we're all worried that we won't get back. That we'll be stuck here forever. I try to encourage them, but I..."

I pulled away and turned over to face her. My eyes were adjusted enough that I could barely see the purple of her eyes, tears forming at the sides. I closed my eyes for a second, then opened them back up. I wrapped my arms around her in a hug.

"It's okay." I said to reassure her. "It's all right now. I'm hear to help you all. I'll make sure you get home." I massaged her back as she snuggled into to me.

"Thanks." She said in a tired voice. I could tell she was about to fall asleep. I was too. Funny thing was, as I rubbed my hands across her back, I realized she wasn't wearing a shirt. Or a bra. Oh well. "Good... night..." She said, just barely gotten out before her head collapsed into my chest and she was unconscious. I gave a light smile. I held her close, planting a kiss on top of her head. And I'll keep that promise. I thought as I closed my eyes and fell asleep; one last word going through my head. Somehow.

...

Day 2 - Scott Scottson - Room 3

I slam the door on my way back into my room. I didn't mean to, I was just kind of in a bad mood. From day one bj to day two in bed, and now I find out my roommates were PONIES? I didn't ask for this shit! I just want to go to school get an education, lay a few chicks, then settle down and live a peaceful life. But no. Now I'm stuck playing human coach for a couple of wanna-be horse women. I did have to give them some credit though. Aside from being a little extra horny, they had seemed pretty normal, while Richard and Guy seemed to have already noticed a few slip-ups in their roommate's behavior. Guy's had down right told him they were form Equestria. But I never would have guessed that about mine.

Rarity heard the door slam and ran out into the hall to make sure everything was allright. She was wearing nothing but some lace panties. Normally, that would have been the kind of thing to make my day. But it didn't make me feel much better.

"Oh, darling. You simply musn't slam the door like that. You're going to give someone a panic attack. Quite possibly, me."

"Oh, can it." I said, rather rudely. I wasn't in the mood for small talk. She looked slightly hurt, but could tell it was my anger talking and simply replied:

"Well isn't someone in a bad mood."

"Yeah, I kind of am. Wanna know why?" I asked rhetorically. "It's because today I learned I'm rooming with two ponies! Not humans; they just look like them!"

“Now where would you come up with such a strange idea like that” She said nervously. All I needed to do was give her a look of disbelief to make her cave. “Alright, but what we had was really special…” she gave me a reassuring hug “ and what will come will only be more special.” She rested her head on my chest. How could anyone be angry at that sweet… pony.

“This is wrong you’re an animal!” She slapped me across the face

“Who are you calling an animal? I am a lady” she turned from me.

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend you…” I felt absolutely terrible. Maybe I was to hash to judge them all so quickly…

“Such an insult like that can’t just be forgiven that easily” she was obviously holding back some tears.

“Aw don’t baby her, she needs to be put in her place once in a while”

“AJ, were you eavesdropping on us?” Rarity asked.

“Nah, it’s not eavesdroppin’ if it’s cuz y’all are talkin’ so loud.” Applejack was elbowing me as if I were in on the joke.

“You two are being absolutely… Rude!” Rarity burst into tears and ran off.

“What the heck did ya’ say to her?” AJ asked.

“Why don’t you tell me; you were listening.” I said, trying to be an ass.

“Well I think we should try to make it up to her, we owe that at least.” AJ replied with a smile.

“Anything in mind? We could always bake one of your apple things.”

“Nah, her taste buds’ are too hoity toity fer such.” AJ made a squinted, thinking face; as if the process of coming up with ideas was causing her pain.

“I know, just use some of them nice sounding words, that’ll cheer her right up!”

“Won’t that make you jealous and start the whole process all over again?” I really had no hope for this plan.

“Just go ahead, trust me if anything goes wrong—“

“You’ll be listening, right?”

“I’m just gonna make sure you don’t mess nothin’ up.”

“All right, I guess…..” Couldn’t get any worse, so why not? I open the door to find myself dodging a flying stiletto heeled shoe.

“God, all heels breaking loose!” I said. But trying to diffuse the situation didn’t work, and I was smacked in the head with the other shoe. Damn drama queens. “Can’t we just talk about this?” But diplomacy was also out of the question as one of her three hair driers slammed me in the chest.

“You know, you’re gonna run out of things to throw, eventually.” That didn’t bother her, and a giant chest knocked me to the floor and landed in my lap. The lid swung up and smacked me in the face. I was starting to get a little dizzy. “Maybe I should just go…” Giving up was a valid solution when all else failed. But for once, nothing was thrown in my direction. So that was the plan. I pushed the chest off of me and wobbled over to the door, but when I tried to open it, I found it locked from the other side.

“Thanks a lot, AJ.” I mumbled through the door.

“Tell her she’s pretty, er somethin.” I heard from the other side.

“Umm… funny story…” I said, turning around. Great. Time to use my charm. “Erm… you’re pretty?” Smooth. For getting so lucky the first time I met her, I really have no idea how to talk to women. But she turned around with a look of confusion on her face. “Ummm…. Thanks for the... em… blow job.” I said very smoothly. We just stared at each other for a few seconds, until she just burst out laughing.

“Is that really all you can say?” She asked, some traces of tears still left, but mostly in a joking tone. I don’t even know. So I just kind of mumbled; even I didn’t know what I was trying to say.

“Well, I appreciate the attempt at being nice.” She said; things were looking up. Then Rarity got up and tried to open the door. But Applejack still hadn’t unlocked it.

“AJ, you can let us out now.” I said through the door. Nothing came back. “AJ?” I tried a little louder. But still nothing. “AJ!!!” I was yelling by this point, but not a single sound was made from the other side. Great. Just great. She had left us locked in here together. This was getting her where exactly?

“Well,” Rarity said, “looks like we have some quality time together.”

“Oh god n-!” But I was cut off as I was pushed back onto the bed.

“Take it off.” She commanded with a seductive tone.

“Take what off?” I yelled in a shrill panic. “The sheets? The lampshade?” I was just stalling by this point, trying to avoid the whole mess of a situation.

“Take. Off. Your. Clothes.” She replied. Well fuck, hard to be undescriptive with that. Her seductive charm lured me in and I complied. I would never know why I gave in. It could have been that she was just damn hot. Or it could have been that she scared the shit out of me. The two of us were now lying naked on the bed. “Get on top.” She wasn’t gonna do any work, but I was too scared to be on the bottom. She knelt down on her elbows and knees, waving her ass in my face. I could feel the excessive heat coming off of her body.

“Ride me like the mare I am.” I gave one last attempt at stalling.

“Do they call this pony style where you’re from?” I asked.

“Stop talking. Fuck me.” Was her reply. Oh well, guess I had to-

“Woah!!!” I yelled out as she reached behind her and grabbed me, yanking me right into her. I couldn’t close my eyes tight enough. I knew I should be enjoying myself, but something seemed a little off. I had kind of been forced into her situation.

“Move your hips.” She demanded. As I complied, she dug her nails into my hips; and that only caused me thrust harder. I almost started to enjoy myself, and I opened my eyes to see what was happening. She bit into the pillow, her saliva moistening it, and her juices flowing onto the sheets.

Wait a minute, I thought I’m in control now! It was time to pay her back for all the shit I had been through.

“Want me to ride you like a mare? Well here we call them a bitch.” I pulled out and began pressing my dick against the puffy exterior of her anus, my dick still lubricated from her juices. The walls began to widen and swallowed the entirety of my cock. She had a slight expression of pain, but showed no discontent.

She was too forgone to hear the knock on the door. Woah, shit! I thought. I heard the voice from the other side of the door.

“RA inspection.” Oh god. “Rarity, it’s Twilight. Is anyone in there?”

“Oh yeeeesss…” Rarity moaned in ecstasy, not even hearing her friend.

“Well, the door’s locked. Is there a problem?” She asked.

“Cum inside!” Rarity shouted out. Damn it. Damnitdamnitdamnit! The door opened and everyone just froze.

“Um… well… I was supposed to make sure everyone was comfortable in their rooms, but… *ahem*.” Rarity had just noticed her friend’s presence, but didn’t seem to mind.

“Oh, hello dear,” Rarity said to her friend. “What brings you here?”

“Uhhhh… RA inspection. I’m just… going around… and… GODDAMMIT RARITY?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” And she ran right out of the room. The good news was the door was open; the bad news was Applejack was standing there biting her lip.

“Umm. Hey AJ.” I said.

...

Richard Dickinsun - Day 2 - Room 8

Well…this sure has been a weird-ass day… I guess I better go try and see if I can find my roommates…I guess this might be what Twilight was trying to hide…at least I know this improves my chances with Fluttershy…but, is it really worth it if I know she has to leave eventually anyway…damnit… Maybe I can talk her into staying…but…that wouldn’t be right, she would have to leave all of her friends…well…maybe…just maybe there will be a way they can come back and visit sometimes…I mean, I am a physics major…I am sure I can come up with something!...or not. Oh well, and here is the room…guess this should be interesting.

Just open the door nice and quietly…maybe they aren’t home yet and I can delay this…wait…I, I hear sobbing…oh no…Fluttershy. Opening the door the sobbing became slightly more audible, I creep quietly through the rooms and back to where our shared bedroom is, and there she is, facedown, her head in her pillow. The poor girl, here she is upset, and my first thought, damn…that ass looks really great in those shorts…and the socks she’s wearing, I just feel myself getting hard looking at her…SNAP OUT OF IT. There are more important things going on here. But she obviously must have changed…

I don’t know what to do…so…I guess I’ll just wing it. Haha Wing it. I walked over, she was so busy crying I honestly don’t think she even realize that I was there…and then, I was sitting on her bed, and she looked up at me, she had obviously been crying for a while, her eyes were bright red and her nose a little runny, I found a half used box of tissues lying nearby and grabbed a few, handed her one to wipe her nose and began to wipe away her tears.

“Are you going to be ok?” She shook her head no. “Is there anything I can do to help you?” She nodded her head yes. “Well, what do you need beautiful?” Despite her mood she blushed a little and pulled me down so I was lying next to her, she looked like she wanted to rest her head on me, but didn’t want to impose. I wrapped an arm around her shoulders and pulled her over to me, causing her to roll on her side, her head resting on my chest; her eyes beautiful pools of blue, staring up at me, pleading almost…maybe… “Fluttershy, are you better now?” She slowly nodded yes this time. “Do you want to talk at all?”

“Y-yes…n-no…w-well, I guess so…” She trailed off, it seemed as though she was very very upset, as if the crying didn’t tip me off to that though. “I-I’m sorry…” she mumbled into my chest.

“I couldn’t hear you…” I said softly, trying to coax her into feeling more comfortable. “I-I-I’m sorry.” She said again, very softly, but looking at me this time. “I got you in trouble with the Principal…because of what I did…then Twilight told her that you were a bad person and now she might make you change rooms and I don’t want you to go…you are very nice and…I like you….” She started crying again and buried her face in my chest again.

“Shhhhh….” Well…this is kind of unexpected… “That’s not why I was called down there. She just wanted to explain why it was that I had female roommates. That’s all.” Her crying seemed to lessen.

“Th-that’s all?” She looked up at me again. By the gods her eyes are so wonderful…

“Yes, that was all…” I said again more firmly.

“W-what did she tell you?” “Nothing much, we can talk more about that when Twilight gets back.

"Where is she anyway?”

“She has her RA duties to take care of…it is the first day of classes…” She looked much better now.

“Well, since you are feeling better, I guess I...” I started to get up, “will just get out of…“ She held tightly onto my shirt. “Will just stay right here with you…” The blush on her cheeks slowly spread across her entire face as I slowly stretched my arms out around her pulling her tightly to me. My hands on the small of her back, her massive breasts squishing slightly against my chest…she’s not wearing a bra…holy shit her boobs are so perky for this size…I mean, she must be at least an E…or maybe an F…possibly a G… But there are her eyes, and her cute little blush is going back to her cheeks. She’s just staring right at me…no…at my lips, oops, she noticed that I realized what she was doing.

“Squee!” The noise she just made was possibly the cutest thing I ever heard and now every part of her body is getting warm, her embarrassment making the entirety of her bright red. I decided that I might as well try and cool her down a little and pressed my lips against her forehead. A second squeak followed. I just can’t contain myself anymore, even if she is really a Pegasus and she has to go back to her own world, I care deeply about her and want to be here for her…

“Fluttershy…” She was looking over my shoulder trying not to show her embarrassment.

“Y-y-yes?” Her attention snapping back to me.

“I really like you too. And I want to be closer to you.”

“Aren’t we already really close?” She squished her breasts even more against my chest. She has to be able to feel my throbbing dick though my pants, her body is pressed so tight up against me.

“I…haha…I meant emotionally…” I loosened my grip on her a little and tried to move away a little so I could see her better but suddenly she had her arms locked around my chest.

“Oh…I-I would really like that…” She looked at me expectantly, and she gave me the most perfectly genuine smile ever. Another small squeak escaped from her mouth, stifled mostly by my mouth as it pressed itself onto hers, she tensed up as it happened, but I could feel her slowly, ever so slowly relaxing in my arms, and her mouth relaxing under the loving touch of mine. Well…I don’t know when the next time this might happen for us…so I might as well see if I can get her to open up to me even more. Slightly opening my mouth I began to pry at her lips, and could feel their resistance lessening every second that went by, eventually she gave up completely opening her mouth slightly and my tongue made contact with hers. The jolt of adrenaline that arced through both of us was permeable. Suddenly she was on top of me, her tongue running itself across mine, and now she was in control. My gods she was being so assertive…it was the sexiest thing I could possibly imagine… Her hands were under my shirt, running along my chest, her soft fingers running down my sides; my hands were busy trying to find and undo her bra strap…until I remembered that she wasn’t wearing one, my hands quickly moved to her breasts, rolling her nipples tenderly between my fingers. I wonder what would happen if I… I lightly began squeezing one of her nipples, her mouth lost contact with mine as she arched her back, causing her to shudder slightly and her crotch to line up perfectly with mine, my dick pressing up against her sweet lower lips, her moan of pleasure music to my ears…

“WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!” The shriek of a thousand harpies was nothing compared to this noise. Fluttershy was 3 feet in the air and falling fast, and my boner died faster than JFK. “I leave for a few hours and now the delinquent has completely seduced you Fluttershy! Hurry up and get over here.” Twilight fucking Sparkle was waving for Fluttershy to come and join her at the door. “We are going to go and get this boy expelled from this school for trying to abuse you.”

“NO!” Did…did Fluttershy just yell? When did I sit up? And now her arms are wrapped tightly around my waist. Twilight’s face was just a mix of so many emotions, it was impossible to tell what she was going to say next.

“What?”

“No.” Fluttershy said firmly.

“That’s what I thought you said…” She looks pissed…this isn’t going to be good. “Fluttershy, do I have to remind you that while we're at this school, as an RA I have power over the things that go on in the dorms, which includes this one, this man should not be in our room!”

“Twilight I really like him.” Fluttershy sounded like she was on the verge of beginning to cry again.

“Fluttershy, he doesn’t really care about you, he's probably just trying to use you for his own disgu-“

“SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” Did that just leave my mouth…welp, here goes the neighborhood… I felt myself get up, but I don’t really feel in control of my own body, and suddenly I was advancing towards Twilight. Somewhere in the back of my mind I realized that Fluttershy slid back to the corner of the bed away from me. “Little miss Princess Twilight Sparkle, just because you are all high and fucking mighty; where you're from doesn’t mean that you can act the same way here!”

“How do you-“ She started to say.

“No, shut your mouth! I’m not done speaking yet. You come in here every time and yell at Fluttershy for being nice to me. For showing emotion towards me. SHE WAS IN HERE CRYING HER EYES OUT EARLIER! She was absolutely terrified I was called to see Celestia because she thought you told her what happened the other night and were trying to get me moved to another room! I was trying to cheer her up, she cheered up and then we both said we like each other, we started kissing, and then you came in and had to ruin everything. Now! I want you to apologize to Fluttershy, and then we can start this conversation over again as civil people.” I felt myself returning…and then I turned and saw Fluttershy cowering in the corner. “I’m sorry about that Fluttershy… I didn’t mean to scare you like that.” She uncurled a little and came closer as I moved over to help her off the bed. As she got down I gave her a massive hug.

“I…I…what just happened?” Twilight's face looked like she had just seen hell incarnate.

“You were just about to apologize to Fluttershy for making her feel so bad about everything.” My voice was still lined with ice.

“I’m sorry Fluttershy, I didn’t think you really did like him…I thought you were just being you and saying that.” She inclined her head slightly in an apologetic motion.

“I-it’s ok Twilight…I forgive you…” Fluttershy let go of me and moved over to her friend to place her hand on Twilight’s shoulder.

“I…thank you Fluttershy; And…Richard. I’m sorry for yelling at you so much.” She looked genuinely sorry…and then she didn’t. “WAIT!? What do you mean Princess Twilight Sparkle!? How could you know that?”

“Well…I didn’t…I kind of just yelled it…it seemed to fit properly… But if the shoe fits…”

“I…you…but…how?”

“Celestia explained everything. Come on, let’s all go sit down.” I walked by, taking Fluttershy’s hand as I passed, and Twilight followed behind her. I made myself comfy on the couch with my arm around Fluttershy’s shoulders; she was cuddling close resting her head on my chest. Twilight found herself on the other side of the room sitting in the lone chair. I quickly summed up everything that Celestia told Guy, Scott, and me. “So yeah, pretty much, we're supposed to help you guys get along better here, and I figured that…well…if you guys are from the MLP show that we have here, and all of those things actually happened…that would explain why you,” Motioning to Twilight, “were able to be an RA, being that you are both a princess and you have already been here to the human world once before, or something like it at least.”

“I..but…wow.”

“Yeah, I know. It’s a lot to take in all at once and all…” I smiled a little despite myself.

“I feel like I should be the one saying all of that…” Twilight said, still astounded at my quick summations. “I mean, how did you figure all of this out so fast? And I mean…you're taking it so well…you don’t even seem surprised anymore.”

“Well, Celestia did choose me for a reason…I am the top prospect in my major after all. And believe me, physics is easily as difficult as magic is where you come from.” Fluttershy, who had been silent up until now decided to speak.

“But…Richard…if…if you knew what we were, and that we would have to go back…I…I just…wondered…why…”

“That’s something we can worry about later…” I felt the blush spread across my face, “You know…when Twilight isn’t around…”

“Agreed.” Twilight said matter-of-factly. “Well, some good did come out of that awkward situation I guess, at least now we don’t have to worry about trying to hide our real identities from you anymore…”

“Y-yes…it is quite…relieving.” Fluttershy cuddled even closer. “Well…I think it is time for me to get back to my studies, Fluttershy, be careful…ok?”

“I-I’m a big girl Twilight, I can handle myself…”

“And Richard, don’t you dare hurt her.”

“I would never dream of it…” I kissed Fluttershy’s head. And with that, Twilight stomped off to her room. That girl is louder than an entire herd of buffalo.

“So Flutters…what would you like to do?” She blushed a little, so I took that to mean the nickname was ok.

“Ummm….I…uhhh…Well Rich…I…I…can we do that thing with our mouths again?” The blush caused by the use of my nickname intensified tenfold with her blunt statement. I leaned in to kiss her, but she sat right where she was without moving. “Umm…I…ummm…maybe…maybe later…” She said as her tummy growled.

“Sure thing, Flutters. Let's make you some food.”

...

Day 2 - Scott Scottson - Room 3

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - Always a fun time writing with these two. I literally have no idea how the plot is going to reach it's end, or what exactly the end is going to be, for that matter, so this could go on for quite some time. I guess as long as everyone keeps having fun :D

Tehheliclopter - It's been another great day for these fellows, the fun never stops at this college. Thanks again for everyone reading, and we are slowly but surely feeling more confident in our writing, so sometime soon, expect some better writing from me...don't know what that will be, but it will happen...right?

Clop Drop and Roll - I'm the anal canal pal. (We pretty much just keep this gut here for comedy relief. One of the rest of us always end up writing most of his. :/)

The First Weekend

Day 3 - Guy Newman - Room 32

I woke up in pretty much the same position I had fallen asleep in: hugging Rainbow Dash, who's head was still buried in my chest. Gentle sunlight flitted in between the closed shades, shining a dim glow into the room. Over on the night stand, the clock read 7:50. Still to early to get up. More so, I still had a girl wrapped around me, and I didn't want to disturb her. I closed my eyes again, wanting to get a little more sleep, but I just couldn't get back into the dream world. So I decided to just lay there and take in Rainbow's sweat scent. Not really sure what she smelled like, but whatever it was made me feel warm on the inside. The morning light trickling in, I could see that all she had on was a cute little pair of blue panties; nothing else from head to toe. I was still dressed in a t-shirt and shorts.

I normally don't like to sit still for too long, but I stayed there the whole time until Rainbow started to stir about half an hour later. Her arms unhooked from me and her head pulled back as she stretched and yawned. Then she opened her eyes and saw me. I tilted me head to the side and smiled, eyes closed, while saying "Mornin'."

"Unh? Morning?" She muttered, still not completely aware of what was going on. She rose her upper body a little, causing just the slightest jiggling of her exposed boobs. Up until that I had been fine, but there's the boner again. Then she realized what exactly was going on and her face flushed red as she rolled back and onto the floor with a thud.

"You all right?" I asked as she quickly stood up, a hastily tossed on shirt now covering her.

"Yeah, fine. Fine. She stammered, stumbling out of the room. Huh. Kind of odd behavior for a girl who had tried to take shower with me the other day. Did I say something wrong? Oh well, I'd get it sorted out later. In the mean time, I got out of bed and took my morning shower. Normal morning, this time. I wrapped that up and got dressed, then went out to get some breakfast. Waffles and Orange Juice. Not a bad way to start the weekend. I took a seat at the table and started eating. Nothing much happened there either. It was actually really quiet, considering all the mayhem that had managed to occur in not even two days. I finished my meal and got up to sit in the living room. Maybe get that TV plugged in. Saturday morning was a good TV morning, after all. Simple thoughts like these were what was on my mind right when I walked in an found Pinkie Pie naked on the couch. She had been reading a book, but when she saw me, she flipped herself up and got up to do her favorite greeting: vicious hand shake and hug. I couldn't help but notice that her boobs bounced a little more than Rainbow's. I shook my head to clear those thoughts.

"Uh... hi." I said.

"Good morning!" She said, as cheery as always.

"So... what are you doing?"

"What's it look like? I'm reading a book. You humans shape some of your letters weird though." Reading a book. Thanks. I couldn't tell.

"Okay, but why are you NAKED?" I asked almost yelling.

"Well, Twilight told us we needed to wear clothes out in public, but we're back in the room now." Pinkie said. "The air feels good. Besides, the dress was uncomfortable." I was spared of having to think of a response by a knock at the door. Something to let my mind wander. I went and checked out the peephole. Outside was a girl wearing a purple suit with a black tie underneath, and a purple skirt and log black stockings. I think I recognized her as one of the RAs. I opened the door.

"Good morning." She said. "I believe you're Guy, correct?"

"Yeah, that's me. Good morning miss... um..." Forgot the RA's name. Go me.

"Twilight. Twilight Sparkle." Oh right, duh. The pony RA.

"Oh... um... so, do I have to address you as your majesty or something?" I asked, kind of jokingly. But she responded with a shocked stare.

"How did you...?"

"Scott, Richard, and I all spoke with Celestia yesterday, and-" But she stopped me there.

"Okay. I just wanted to make sure you all knew the same way."

"Weelll... Technically, Pinkie Pie told me she was from Equestria on the first night. But Celestia was the one to confirm it."

"Speaking of Pinkie, are she and Rainbow around?" She asked. "I kind of wanted to talk to them."

"I have no idea where Dash got off to. Pinkie's in the living room. We had actually been right in the middle something." Looking back, that could have been worded better. Twilight came into the room and stopped when she saw Pinkie. She looked just as confused as I had felt. She looked at me; I couldn't tell whether that expression was confusion or rage, but she flipped out and yelled:

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!" And stormed out of the room.

"I wonder what that was about? She really needs to lighten up." Pinkie said.

"Beats me." I said. Seemed like she had been pretty angry, though what exactly "wrong" meant was beyond me. I was here to fix these "wrong" things like Pinkie running around naked. Even if it was hot. "Anyway, Pinkie, ready for your first human lesson?"

"Oh boy, oh boy! Yes, yes! Sounds like fun!" She replied, bouncing up and down again. Yeah, I would probably miss that later. Oh well.

"First I need to teach you some basics about clothes..."

After a few lessons with naked Pinkie (who apparently didn't quite seem to grasp that "wear clothes when other people around" thing), I went out into the city to buy myself whatever supplies I had forgotten or couldn't bring from home. And Pinkie had decided to come along because it sounded like fun. I wasn't exactly sure that was a good idea, but it would give me a chance to observe her social habits. And give me someone to talk to. So after getting her dressed in some light blue jeans and a pink wide-shouldered shirt with balloons on the front, we went out. I didn't really like to make lists, so I was just wandering around while remembering what I needed and trying to decide what order to get it in. I stayed pretty quiet and avoided contact with most of the city folk. Pinkie on the other hand, was making a scene the entire time, shouting out seemingly random things and greeting everyone we passed.

"Pinkie, I know you like to make friends, but you should cool it down out here. Unfortunately, the city just isn't usually the best place for that." It seemed beyond her grasp that someone might not want to be her friend.

"Why? Everyone seems friendly enough." She said as someone else walked by. She said good morning, and he told her to buzz off. "Ha-ha, you have a nice day, too." Yeah, this could take some work.

By that point, we made it to the store I had wanted. Lucky me, there was a Target within walking distance of the dorms. It was a little bit of a stretch, but not far enough to make it a hard trek. Apparently this was Pinkie's first time in a large convenience store. Great. Another thing for her to explore. Had to admit though, her liveliness took my mind off any problems I had been having. I smiled as she charged ahead and started gawking around at pretty much everything.

"Pinkie!" I yelled after her, jogging a little to catch up. "Please don't go running off. You could get yourself into trouble." I managed to grab her arm and lock it with mine. She paused for a second, which was just enough time for me to slip my hand into hers. "Let's just walk, for now."

"Awww..." She sounded a little disappointed, but she did what I asked. And that's how we ended up walking through the store holding hands pretty much the whole time. It was kind of like dragging a kid out of the toy aisle that really wanted something there. Except she wanted to see everything, not just one thing in particular. But we eventually made our way through the store and I found what I needed. Toaster motherfucker! Aside from that, I picked up some bread and snacks; essentials for success. I told Pinkie I'd get her something too, and she decided on a box of Lucky Charms. Apparently, she liked the idea of something "magically delicious." So that left us to discuss the dollar while waiting in the checkout line. She understood the basics of monetary exchange, she just needed to get used to dollar values and the lack of gems. We got finished with fives and tens right about when we reached the register, and then discussed twenties and up on the way out. We walked back out into the streets, ready to make our way back to the dorms. I had gotten enough for one trip. Things were perfectly fine until we got within about one block of the dorms. One minute, Pinkie was right beside me. Then I turned my head away for a few seconds to check whether we could cross the road yet, and when I looked back she was gone. I started to get a little nervous. I mean, it was highly possible that she had just wandered off somewhere, but I didn't want to assume, I had heard some pretty bad stories about the city; pretty much the only reason I hadn't wanted to come here. I looked around and didn't see any sign of her. Okay, if she had just run ahead, I should have still been able to see here, so that meant one of two things. Either she had gone into a store, or... My thoughts were interrupted by a laugh that definitely belonged to Pinkie. And it sounded like it was coming from... oh, great. An alleyway. Wonderful. Allright, let's see what she got herself into this time. I poked my head around the corner and wasn't really sure what to make of what I saw. Things clicked in pieces. The first things to sink in were the obvious. Pinkie was being held up against the wall, hanging from her shirt collar, by some guy. Okay, one street thug. But then I realized she was laughing. Oh god, she thinks it's a joke or something.

"I'm done asking nice, kid." I heard him say. "Give me all the money you got." Damnit, had to think fast. I wasn't really that strong, so a head on fight wouldn't get me anywhere. Okay, what could I...! Light-bulb! I moved as fast as I could, but the thug had gotten fed up with Pinkie's antics and given her a punch right in the stomach. Suddenly, she seemed to realize how much danger she was actually in, and the laughter in her eyes faded and was replaced by fear. He raised his fist to slug her again, but by this point I was done fiddling around and ready to throw.

"Eat toaster, villain!" I yelled as I chucked the opened toaster straight at him. A few things happened all together. He swung around to face me, but still hadn't let go of Pinkie, which caused her to fling with him. But he turned around with such a start that Pinkie's shirt decided it had had enough, and tore straight off, leaving her to keep flying into the wall; and apparently she hadn't bothered to put on a bra, but that wasn't important at the moment.. Then the toaster actually hit him dead in the face. My mom had said I didn't a titanium four-slot toaster. Well, take that mom. I told you it would be good for something. The smack didn't knock him out or over, but it did give me just enough time to catch him off guard with a running punch to the gut. And that knocked him onto the ground, stunned for at least a little. Pinkie was completely shaken up; though physically okay (more or less, nothing broken), she was too traumatized to move at the moment. I ran quick and grabbed the toaster that had saved us, then took off my shirt and put it on Pinkie. It would look a little weird for me to walk around the city without a shirt, but not as bad as it would have been for her. I wrapped her arm around my shoulder and helped her up, and we made our way back to the dorm like that. We got a few bizarre looks, but no one tried anything. We made it without any farther events.

No one was in the residence director's office, and I didn't want to get any other students involved; I didn't know where any of the other pony girls lived, so I would just have to deal with this myself. When we made it back to the room, I dropped all the bags on the floor right by the entrance, then brought Pinkie over to the couch, placing her gently down. With her back facing up, I took my shirt off of her to check her injuries. There was nothing fatal, but her back was bleeding pretty bad in several spots. She had slid down a brick wall on her way to the ground, so I suppose this was probably expected. She was still fully conscious, but still hadn't said anything. I went and got out a few wash cloths and ran them under some warm water. I came back to her and put them on top of her wounds. She cringed at first, but the heat seemed to relax her after that.

"Pinkie? Are you okay?" I asked her. No reply. "I'm gonna put the groceries away, all right?" No answer. "Um. Well, I'll be right in the kitchen if you need me. I'll be right back when I'm done." I went out and took care of all the refrigerated things I had bought: some yogurt, some milk and juice, some fruit, and so on. I put the toaster up on the counter, and the rest of the stuff into the cabinets. After I was finished, about 5 minutes later, I came back into the room. She hadn't moved in the least. The bleeding had mostly stopped, so I took the washcloths off of her and just let her lie there. I took a seat in one of the chairs in the room. I didn't really want to just sit there, but it didn't seem right to go do anything with Pinkie like this. I closed my eyes. Damn. Day three, and already things had toppled right down the hill.

"Guy?" I heard the muffled voice and snapped back to the attention. Her head was in the couch, but I could still here her voice.

"Yeah, Pinkie?"

"Why'd that happen?" She asked, looking up. She was in tears, her blue eyes watering heavily. The question was a simple one, but at the same time, I found myself struggling for an answer. In the end, I just shrugged my shoulders.

"I don't understand the way we all behave in this world of ours." I said simply. "Some people are just bad. Others get dealt bad hands in life and end up on the streets, having to do things like that to survive. Then there are people that end up like that cause they made a few bad choices. It all... just depends, I guess." It wasn't really a satisfying answer, even to me, but it was all I could come up with. She slowly sat herself up.

"Why are there so many people like that here?" She asked. I got up from the chair and sat down next to her on the coach. I put my arm on her shoulder.

"Yeah, there are some bad people out there. It's a sad truth about our world. But for every one of them, there are more people who truly care." That got another smile after her. She put her head down on my bare shoulder. I remembered then that I had never bothered to get another shirt. Ah well, she hadn't either, so we were both topless. She moved her head down farther, and let it come to rest in my lap. About a minute later, she was asleep. I ran my fingers through her soft pink hair,and moved down to massage her right shoulder, which was facing up at me. And soon, I found myself asleep too.

I woke up about an hour and a half later, alone on the couch. But after tuning in, I could hear the water running in the shower, and I think I actually heard Pinkie singing. Now it was my turn to smile. Hopefully things would be back to normal now. There still wasn't any sign of Dashie, so I just went to get a shirt, then into the kitchen to make myself some lunch. It was around 1 o'clock in the afternoon by this point, just about perfect lunchtime. Sandwich time, peanut butter and jelly. I finished eating and went to my room to pull out my laptop again. No homework from day one, so nothing much to do but kill time since none of the clubs had started yet. Card Games on Interwebs!!! I was just making a deck and messing around when the water turned off, and Pinkie came into the room, naked again and dripping wet.

"Um, Pinkie..." I said. "You know you're supposed to dry off before you leave the bathroom."

"Heh-heh, yeah, I know. But I kind of forgot to bring one. We didn't have very much to start with, and whatever else we still need, Celestia will have supplied by Monday afternoon. Oh, what is that thing, anyway?" She said, moving closer to look at my laptop. "You've been using it since you got here, and I've seen others like them."

"It's a computer." I said simply, glad to see her back to her usual self. "And you're gonna be needing one too, if you're gonna be doing any of the homework and projects."

"I will? Ooh, I can't wait!" I was afraid she was about to start jumping up and down again; wouldn't mind normally, but I didn't need water flying all over the room. So I unfurled my legs and jumped off my bed in one swift motion, landing next to her.

"Come on, let's get you dry before you flood the room." I told her. She giggled a little, but came along. In one of the closets I had stored a few extra towels, and I pulled out a solid red one. I handed it off to her, but she didn't seem to know what to do with it. "Everything okay?"

"Well, I've never used a human towel before. Um... what do I do?"

"I thought you said you knew about drying off?"

"No, I said I knew I was supposed to dry off. I never said I've ever done it." A light mocking in her voice. I sighed, but I took the towel back and dropped it out. I tossed it overtop her head and started to rustle it around to dry her hair, and as soon as I took it off, it poofed back up like it had never been wet. Okay. I took the towel and draped it over her shoulders, but even from there she still wanted me to help. She might have just been playing with me, but I started caressing it around her. If she wanted to play around, I could play back. I ran it slowly down her sides, but quickly moved it up a bit at random times. Maybe I should have been teaching her rather than toying with her, but I just couldn't resist the urge to toy with he rear next. The towel between my hands and ass, I pulled it back a little, and gave a light crack across her plot. She gave a squeal of surprise and her hands instantly moved down to cover her now slightly glowing butt, but I caught her left hand with my right on its way down, and I spun her around to face me. My left hand still had the towel, but my right hand brought Pinkie's hand to my lips, and I kissed her knuckles. I had no idea what brought that urge over me, but I had just suddenly gotten that desire. After that, we just stood there, hand in hand, neither one of us saying anything. After several drawn out seconds, I fake coughed and let her hand down. I put the towel back around her and told her she should have the idea by now.

My cheeks felt a little hot as I went back to my room. Was it weird to like your roommate like that? Was it weird to like both your roommates like that? Such a short time, and I already felt like I had a crush on both of them. I shook my head to clear the thoughts. No sense getting worked up about it yet. But that would be a little harder than I had hoped. Neither one of us were really up for leaving the room again after the days events, so that left us quite a few hours alone together. Despite that, it was pretty peaceful. We played a few games, I taught her how to play Monopoly, but she was bent on buying the railroads and landing on the spots with "pretty pictures." And yet she won. I'll never know whether the railroads are just a good strategy... or maybe I just suck at Monopoly. That ate up about an hour and a half. Next Pinkie got to pick the activity. And so many cupcakes were made on that day. Maybe it was her humor that made me like her so much. The girl had brought everything you needed to make batches and batches of cupcakes along with her, but had neglected to bring basics like towels. That would of gone well, but right at the end, one of the frosting tubes pretty much exploded all over the kitchen. So that took a while to clean up. And then we had to clean ourselves after that. Pinkie's first thought was to lick us clean, so I had to explain to her that this was a little too big a mess for that. And most people probably wouldn't appreciate that anyway. This would take another shower.

I let her go first while I made sure the kitchen had been cleaned well enough. It seemed okay, so I just waited around until she was done (she managed to dry herself this time), and then I went. After all that, and then eating dinner and cupcakes (which were quite good despite the trouble they had caused), it was about seven o'clock. everything, and there was still a few hours left in the day. God the first weekend was long. I decided to call it a night early and get some sleep. I'd been deprived off that during the last week of summer, anyway. I was about to turn out the light when Pinkie showed up at the doorway, dressed in her underwear and looking a little sheepish.

"Um... do you mind if I sleep in here tonight?" She asked. "I just... don't want to be alone." I said it was fine, and she thanked me calmly. Then the calm was gone and she jumped right onto the bed, actually managing to bounce me off the mattress into the air. And somehow the covers landed perfectly around her from their flight. Well, I was impressed. I had to normally get myself under them, then I reached over and pulled the chord on my lamp.

"Goodnight." We both said in synch.

I woke up to the door opening. It was still completely dark other than the clock, which read 2:05 AM, but that didn't cast enough light to see what was going on. I could still here Pinkie snoring ever so slightly next to me, so whatever was going on hadn't awoken her. I slowly lifted myself, trying all at once not to alert Pinkie or whoever was there, but then a lamp from the other side of the room clicked on, and I gasped as I shielded my eyes from the sudden light. When it no longer burned to look around, I noticed that Rainbow was in the room, taking off her jacket and shorts. As she turned around to jump into bed, she noticed I was awake. She said nothing until she noticed the Pink mess behind, who was all sprawled out in more directions than seemed possible. Her expression actually seemed hurt for a second, but she quickly recomposed herself.

"What's she..." Dash tried to ask, trailing off.

"Long story. I'll explain later. Where were you all day?" I asked, curious.

"Long story. I'll explain later." She shot back, I think trying to mask some sadness or bitterness in her voice. She quickly got into bed and turned out the light, I shrugged for the sake of the motion.

"Goodnight." I said, but was met by silence. Now I was pretty sure she was mad at me, but I wasn't exactly sure why. Trying to figure out why kept me awake for about another hour before I drifted back into an uneasy sleep.

I actually managed to stay asleep until about 9. It was a good rest. When I got up, Rainbow looked like she was still asleep in the other bed, not too surprising considering when she got back, and Pinkie Pie was already up and in the kitchen, having another cupcake. a calm morning to a calm day. Nothing much happened. We recounted most of yesterday to Rainbow, who was a little shocked we had such a bad time, then tried another game to get off the subject, this time Life. Rainbow played too, but I could tell she didn't have her heart in it. And again, Pinkie somehow won with a low paying job and the most expensive house in the game. I will never understand why I suck so badly at these games. Time passed quickly today, the three of us getting tied up in our games. So before we knew it, the sun was already going down. Peaceful days like this really were the best. When I came in, Rainbow was already in her bed with her eyes closed. I didn't think she was actually asleep, but I stayed quiet just in case, and jumped into my bed and dozed off. I needed to be well rested for when I met with Scott and Richard tomorrow.

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Day 3 - Richard Dickinsun - Room 8

Man…I don’t remember anything that happened last night. It was all calm right up until we decided to make some food…then we set off the fire alarm…and then…gods… I don’t even know… My head really hurts still, guess I better go take something for that. Sliding out of my bed, guess I made that at some point last night, I walked on over to the bathroom to grab some meds. Ok, let’s see, ibuprofen. Awesome. What is that smell…it smells really good…hmmm…I didn’t see Flutters in the room when I got up. Maybe she is making something for breakfast. Guess I’ll go find out. I poked my head around the corner, I was still in just my boxers. And what do I see but a cute girl, wearing an extremely short skirt, her yellow panties sticking out the bottom, no shirt to speak of, but an apron tied tightly around her chest to keep her boobs in place. I looked up slightly and said a silent prayer of thanks, to who or what I wasn’t sure, but it just felt right. I couldn’t be happier right now. Waiting for a few moments until she was thoroughly engulfed in something, I tip-toed out into the kitchen, waited for her to stop and then quickly wrapped my arms around her waist. Her surprised squeak was adorable, the freezing up in terror was not. She went completely stiff, all of her muscles tensed. I could feel the force of the shock, damn…she is really strong for someone her size.

“Good morning, Flutters.” I kissed her cheek. The blush spread outward from that point until it covered her face.

“G-good morning, Rich.” She relaxed a little bit, and she went back to preparing the food.

“Thank goodness you're a better cook than me.” She smiled and I laughed, “Otherwise we would have set off the fire alarm again already.” Now, what do I want, guess some cereal, best breakfast for a Saturday morning. At least that way I wouldn’t have to cook. As I was pulling down the cereal I felt a hand on my arm.

“Ummm…Rich….I-I was making breakfast for you too…” She was doing that little horse thing with her leg again, I guess her really being a pony would explain that…still cute though.

“You don’t have to do that.” I started putting the cereal away anyway.

“I-I know…b-but it’s my way of saying thank you.”

“Thank you for what?” I turned to face her, beautiful long hair put up in a ponytail to keep it out of the food she was cooking.

“For being so nice to me…” She mumbled something else, but I couldn’t quite hear her.

“What was the rest of that?” I placed my hand on her shoulder.

“Ummmm…oh goodness….I uhh…I said, thank you for being so nice to me…and for ummm…teaching me about…kissing…last night.” This time it was my turn to blush. By the gods no one has the right to be this cute.

“Oh. I…it was my pleasure.” My face brightened even more, well that didn’t sound weird at all.

“D-did you really mean it when you said you like me…” She looked down, “because it’s totally ok if you didn’t…I mean, there are a lot prettier girls, I mean, there’s Twilight, and Rarity, and Applejack, Rainbow and Pinkie…so i-if you like one of them more…I would understand.”

“I meant every bit of it. You need to worry a little less sometimes.” I lifted her chin and kissed her cheek again. “So! What do you want to do today?”

“Well…I do need to find some of those things that hold…these in.” She jiggled her boobs a little and one almost escaped from the security of her apron, only stopped by the quick dropping of her elbows to push them back into place. “What are those things called, Rich?” My attention was almost completely on her boobs, barely registering that she spoke, but it was there…sort of.

“Well…those are…ummm…boobs, or breasts…whichever you want to call them. Or hooters, I’ve heard that as well. But what you are talking about are bra’s…we would have to go shopping to find some of them. Do you have any human money?” My dick was so hard right now…this conversation was torture…

“Umm…well…no.” She looked really sad. “B-but if you buy them for me, I am sure I can pay you back…somehow…”

“Well…” I had worked over the summer…so I do have some extra money right now. Hmmm…I wonder how she would pay me back. “I do have some money…and I needed to go shopping anyway. Yeah, I guess we can do that.”

“Yay!” Her quiet excitement was building.

“But.” I said.

“But?” She looked confused.

“But, if we do that, then to pay me back you have to do whatever I say for the rest of the day.”

“W-whatever you say? You mean…anything?” She looked a little worried.

“Anything.” Crossing my arms made my point even more unmoving.

“I…I…I don’t know… This might be a bad idea.”

“I won’t make you do anything weird, I promise.” I held out my hand to her.

“Well…o-ok then. Yes, that sounds like a good deal.” She took my hand and we shook on it.

After she was done making breakfast, we ate, and it was really good for her first time using a human stove. She seemed to be getting used to her human form pretty quickly. After that we went back into our room. She bent over to pick up one of her stuffed animals that had fallen on the floor, a little white bunny rabbit, and when she did her panties stretched tightly over her ass. My dick was rock hard, but I couldn’t just fuck her right now…could I? I hadn’t seen Twilight all morning… I went over behind her and placed my hands on her hips, pressing my crotch against her ass, she squeaked and stood up really quickly, clutching her bunny to her chest. The quick tightening of her muscles caused her ample ass to lock around my dick. I kissed her neck, sending a shiver through her body.

“Rich, what are you doing?” She asked, though it seemed like she already knew.

“Helping us wake up more…” I began undoing her apron at the top, allowing the upper portion to fall straight down, draping over her hands, and her bunny. I let go and stepped away a little, turning her to face towards me, and pulled her into a tight hug. Then kissed her lightly on the lips.

“I really like the feel of that…” I took the bunny from her hands and laid it down on her bed, immediately followed by me pressing her down onto the bed as well, myself leaning over top of her, her legs split around my hips. “What is this called?” She asked innocently. I moved her arms around my neck and leaned in even closer, placing one of my hands on her now exposed breasts.

“This is called, making out, it’s like kissing, but with more touching…” Our lips met as my dick started pressing against her sweeter lips. I could feel the moisture beginning to be absorbed by her panties. My fingers running across her nipple, it stiffened instantly from the heat of my hands, my tongue playing with hers, and her legs locking around my waist. I pulled away from her lips, placing my mouth upon her other breast, using my tongue to tease her nipple, rotating my tongue slowly around her nipple, I bit gently down on it, causing her to moan a little, whether in pain or pleasure I was unsure, but she didn’t ask me to stop. I moved my free hand down to feel the growing wetness between her legs, my fingers gliding over it causing her to shake and squeak loudly, and it was then that we first noticed the sound of feet moving across the floor in our apartment. Oh no. I quickly went to stand up and pull away, forgetting her legs were locked around my waist, causing me to pull her off of the bed, and me to fall backwards, we ended up landing on the floor, with her on top, her boobs smooshed into my face and my dick pressing tight against her ass, it had managed to escape from my boxers. And just then the door opened revealing…who would have guessed, none other than Twilight Sparkle…damnit.

“SERIOUSLY! Every fucking room!” She slammed the door closed and stomped off into her room.

“Uh oh…” The mood had died the instant she opened the door, but Fluttershy nuzzled my cheek before getting up and putting some clothes on. She chose a slightly ruffled dress, its pastel yellow color complimenting her pink hair, and some long yellow and pink striped socks. Thank the gods for the ruffles on the front of her shirt, otherwise you could have easily seen her nipples through the front of her dress. For me…hmmmm, I guess, black on black sounds good. Guess I might even grab my Disturbed shirt. Cool…and skull belt. I’m glad irony is a thing, otherwise people would be so confused about my personality compared to my dress style.

“Ummm…Rich?” Fluttershy asked as I finished zipping my pants.

“Yes?”

“Umm…why do you wear such dark clothes?”

“Well…I just like them, they are comfy and they absorb a lot of light which turns into heat, so they keep me warmer.”

“Wait, dark gets more heat? But that doesn’t make sense…”

“Darker colors have the ability to absorb more light, it’s part of physics. It explains why some animals that are darker in color only come out at night, not only is it so they can blend in easier, but they absorb some of the excess light around to help keep them warm.”

“Wow! So that’s why bats come out at night?”

“Yeah kind of, there are also more bugs outside at night.”

“You are really smart aren’t you?” She looked over at me kind of amazed.

“Sort of…” I giggled a little nervously.

“Well then, that's a better reason for you and Twilight to become better friends; she’s really smart too…” I walked over, took her hand and started walking to the door.

“I guess we should leave her a note to let her know we went out.” I stopped and wrote down ‘Leaving apartment at 8:40. Be back around 5.’ I finished, admiring my chicken scratch then put it on the counter. We headed out the door, being sure to lock it behind us, and started walking out the dorms. TODAY! Will be a good day. I am sure of it. As we got outside we saw someone dashing around outside, she was wearing all blue, some runner’s shorts and a jacket. Her hair was streaks of different colors, kind of like a rainbow…wait. That couldn’t be.

“Yay!” Fluttershy yelled as Dash ran by. “Hi Rainbow Dash.”

“Huh? Oh. Hey Fluttershy…and?”

“Richard. I’m her roommate.” She looked like she was in a hurry to leave.

“How are you doing Rainbow? Out running today?” Fluttershy looked really excited to see her friend.

“Yeah, running. Gotta go.” And she sprinted off down the street.

“Well that was kind of strange.” I said, pointing out the obvious. Fluttershy still looked very happy.

“No, that’s just Rainbow Dash. She is always rushing off somewhere. She’s really fast.” Her voice betrayed a sound of admiration.

“Sounds like you really like her.” I said nudging her a little.

“Oh…well she is Equestria’s fastest flyer…and I’m really slow.” She looked kind of upset about that last part. I kissed her cheek.

“You, however, are Equestria’s best animal handler. Nobody else could ever calm an angry dragon or a manticore. Or stare down a cockatrice for that matter. There aren’t any other people that could do all the things you’ve done as well.” Her face flushed completely she locked both of her hands around mine and spun and kissed my cheek.

“Th-th-thank you…” She stuttered. “That’s…that’s what people do to say thank you when they are…umm…like us. Right?” I tried not to laugh but it didn’t work, it was just so cute.

“Yes, that is a way to say thank you. Hugs also work. And like us? What are we like?” Now I was just doing it to see more reactions.

“Well…umm…we kissed…and we made out…and you know, other things…and we like each other...in Equestria we called that someone’s very special somepony…but I don’t know what you call it here…” She started doing the leg thing again, still pressing against my arm, her boobs split around it.

“Here we call them ‘girlfriend’ and ‘boyfriend’. We say they are ‘dating’, or that they are ‘together’” I poked her nose. “But most of all they say we are in ‘love’. But that doesn’t come until later, when you are sure you really really care about someone.” She nodded, accepting the answer and releasing her hold on my arm and smiling at me.

“So are we girlfriend and boyfriend?”

“Of course Fluttershy.” I leaned in, kissing her cheek. And with that we were on our way. First stop, the mall. This could be an interesting trip. About 30 minutes of walking got us here, inside the mall…outside of a lingerie store…this could have gone better, but apparently this is the only store in the area that sells her size. For the first time ever I stood here wondering why she has to be sooooo well endowed. I mean, a simple underwear store is embarrassing enough, but this!? But seriously we don’t have much of a choice, I just have to wonder how she got away with not wearing any bras in the first place.

“Hey Fluttershy?” I let go of her hand as we entered the store.

“Y-yes?” She started to look around, unable to grasp the concept of all of the clothes she was seeing.

“How come you didn’t know what a bra was when you got here? Weren’t you staying with someone beforehand?” I began looking around to see what they might actually have in her size.

“Oh…well…uhhh...Celestia found me a family that really liked animals…and ummm…I think they were what you might call…ummm…hipsters? Wait no…ummm…hippies…” And it all comes together. I guess Celestia must have learned a little from Twilights adventure here as well.

“So…Flutters, what color are you looking for?” I poked my head around the rack after finding a few things that should fit her.

“Ummm…I like pink…and uh…yellow…m-maybe some green…” Her face was slowly turning red. She was probably just as embarrassed about all this as I am. “B-but I am open to new ideas! If…if you have any I mean…”

“Well…hmmm…all those colors would look really good on you…but maybe something that can go with everything as well...maybe some black? And possibly a little red?” She came over beside me placing her hands on my arm.

“I couldn’t ask you to buy all that…” She looked so worried.

“Don’t worry, it’s my gift to you.” I kissed her forehead and that ended the conversation. After looking for a little while longer, she did end up finding a few things she really liked, she found a couple of bras, of assorted colors, some stockings and garter belts, two pair of panties, and even a really really cute camisole that came down just past her hips...just imaging her in it was killing my self-control. Now was the part I was truly dreading though…she needed to try it on. And she didn’t know how the bras worked…and she didn’t trust the employees either…it was hard enough just getting her to let them size her. That left it up to me…ME! Why me…I’ve been trying so hard to keep myself out of trouble in public…and keep myself from being hard. And now this… Calm down Richard…just…just calm down. You can do this, it will be easy. Just…concentrate on something else. And in we go.

“Hey…ummm…Rich, could you help me with my dress, the zipper is stuck…and I can’t sit down and take it off...so...umm…could you lift it up for me.” And boom goes the dynamite…

“I…uh…sure Fluttershy…n-no problem.” My face must be beet red…ugh…

“Just umm…please…” She started to say as I got her dress up to about her waist, “don’t look at my butt…” The entirety of her was uncovered…she…she wasn’t wearing any underwear…at all…gods help me. I can literally feel my dick struggling against my pants… At this point…I had two actual options: Option 1, fuck her until we get banned from the mall; Option 2, run out of the room. Surprisingly my brain managed to form a third option, stare at her cute white butt…

“Fluttershy…what happened to the underwear you were wearing earlier?” I said dropping her dress back down.

“W-w-well…th-they were wet…and uncomfy…so I took them off before we left…a-and…they were my last clean pair…” I reached over and plucked one of the new pairs from her hands, a red pair, a little lacy around the top, but other than that pretty standard, and helped her feet into them and worked them up onto her beautiful ass. “

Y…you really should have warned me about that…”

“W-was it bad?!” She looked hurt.

“I…just….no…it…Your butt is very cute…it just surprised me is all and now I have…a…uh. Problem…” She looked towards the bulge in my pants, her eyes gaining a slightly devious grin. “Is there anything I can do to help you?” She sounded almost genuinely worried, she pressed up against me and slid one of her hands over my crotch, the heat of her hand radiating through my pants. I barely stifled a moan, this couldn’t happen here…

“F-Flutershy…not right now.” She looked a little sad.

“O-okay…I just wanted to make you feel better…” I nuzzled her cheek.

“Maybe after we get back. Okay?” She seemed to look a lot happier with that. And the trying on of clothes commenced. It went mostly smooth, until she accidentally slipped on a bra that was laying on the floor while trying to get the garter belt off, she accidentally head-butted me in the dick. She had to get someone to help her get me up…but at least she found what she needed and it was time to check out.

“Your total comes to $256.54.” My jaw, just hit the floor. How is it that such small articles of clothing are so damn expensive?! Maybe the hippies have the right idea…But, I’ve come this far, guess I might as well just pay for it…

“Ok, here, its credit.” I handed the woman the card, it scanned and I signed.

“Thank you sir, I hope you lovebirds enjoy these.” Fluttershy blushed and I grabbed her arm rushing out the door.

“D-did she know we are together?” She was red-faced, but smiling from ear to ear.

“She probably assumed that it was either that, or that I was gay.” A tinge of sarcasm creeping into my voice.

“Oh…why?” She has a lot to learn.

“Because most girls don’t take boys into those changing rooms with them.”

“Oh…is that not ok?” Not if you try and have sex back there at least…

“It’s fine, just different.” I looked around. “Now…if I were a game shop…where would I be…hmmmm…..” Fluttershy looked around as well.

“I…I think there are games over there.” She pointed to a small store in the middle…looked like a little party game shop. This could work.

“Good job, hun.” We walked in and the first thing I noticed was that there were sooo many drinking games, I couldn’t wait to be twenty-one. But there was one thing I was thinking of that might help all of us, Twilight, Fluttershy, Guy, Scott, and even their roommates get closer together…literally. I asked Fluttershy to stay by the entrance and went and purchased two games. Then I walked back over, took Fluttershy’s hand and started walking back. It was around this time that I realized that it was already starting to get late, it was almost 5. Well…I guess we need to get dinner at some point.

“Hey Fluttershy we need to go to the store. It’s getting late and I need to eat something.” We ended up finding a nice little store that sold all kinds of different food, and it was there that I found what I was really after, a head of lettuce, some carrots and cheese. I think we may need some fruit…oh cool apples! After purchasing all of those, another $30, we were on our way home. Once we got back I gave Fluttershy all of my dirty clothes, and hers as well, sending her off to put them in the wash while I made dinner. So we have some salad…and soup, not too much, not too little. And there should be enough left over for Twilight to eat if she gets back. Come to think of it, her RA duties keep her busy most of the time, it makes it really difficult to get to know her any better. While she does seem kind of rude a lot of the time, I think she really does mean well, she just doesn’t know how to be nice about it…

“Richard…” Fluttershy squeezed my hand “are you ok?” I didn’t even hear her come in the room.

“Huh? Oh yeah…I’m alright, just thinking a lot.” Which is true…but this cooking thing isn’t as easy with the new stove…gods this thing sucks.

“Oh…about what?” She still looked concerned.

“Just about what has been going on, the whole inter-dimensional travel thing, and helping you girls get used to this world.” I looked around a little trying to hide my expression, I really liked Flutters, and I realized her and I were close, I could teach her at my leisure…but Twilight…even though she had been here before she still didn’t have all the interactions figured out…I mean, according to the show she is just getting used to the interactions with other ponies, now to be thrown into a whole different set of problems…I couldn’t imagine it. So while I don’t like it, I still need to help her if I can…

“Ok…are you sure you are ok?” She wrapped her arms around my left arm, squeezing her boobs around my arm. Gods…she must know how much I love this…

“Well…now that you mention it…I could deal with a little cheering up.” She kissed my cheek then nuzzled my neck, a soothing feeling, and I think it was a very natural one for her. I felt the smile spread across my face, there are so many things to be happy about, so how could anyone be sad in this world. Now that dinner was finally ready we could eat. Fluttershy really enjoyed her salad, and the soup, though devoid of any meat, still had a great flavor. I made sure to store some of both for Twilight and put a note on the counter. Now, to get a shower…I guess I’ll offer to let Flutters go first, it’s only polite.

“Hey Fluttershy, do you want to go get a shower?”

“W-w-what? I don’t…I didn’t know we were…I mean…” Her face was turning bright red. “…I mean…I guess so. If you are ok with it…the water is kind of cold sometimes…” I am so confused…what is going on here…

“Fluttershy it’s just a shower…” She looked up at me.

“B-but, you asked me…” Her face switching over to a slightly more sensual one “I-I figured…that…you wanted to shower together…” Note to self, word phrases more carefully. Note to dick, please don’t embarrass yourself… Since she seems ok with it, I guess we might as well…

“Ok Flutters, it’s not what I meant…but if you are ok with it….” I stood up, taking her hand and started leading her towards the bathroom, all the while throwing off my shoes, socks and shirt. When the door was closed I was standing in just my pants and her in her dress, no tall socks, no shoes…and still no panties or a bra. I lifted her dress over her head, the chill causing her nipples to harden instantly. She reached back and locked the door before her slightly malevolent grin appeared. Her hands working deftly as my button and zipper, my pants were down and off my feet before I even realized…and then she was pulling at my boxers, I stepped out of them…this was the first time we were both completely revealed to each other at the same time…and gods she was so beautiful…my dick was at full attention…and she was right there.

“This looks really big…doesn’t it hurt?” She asked looking up at me…

“Hurt?” Her eyes were locked on mine.

“W-when you have to close your pants…wouldn’t it get squished?”

“Oh.” I chuckled a little, “It isn’t always this size…only when…I’m…umm…I’m excited…you know…when you are around…” She finally broke her eyes away and looked at my cock, slowly moving one hand towards it.

“So…I do that?” A bit of pride creeping in her voice. “I mean…I know how it all works…I’ve…just never…seen it.” She poked it, causing it to bob up and down slightly…she slowly started running her fingers up and down it, causing me to cringe a little. A small moan escaped my mouth, a really hot feeling began coursing through my entire body. I grasped her hand, closing her fingers around it. She began slowly stroking my dick, her soft hands just adding to the pleasure. She opened her mouth, allowing her tongue to slide out and lick my head, right across the tip before she looked back up into my eyes, the bit of the precum she licked off glistening on her lips. I shuddered, my body locked up as the feeling just flooded over me, I could just feel my climax coming, but refused to let it go to waste. I dropped to my knees, getting myself on her level. I wrapped one hand around her back pulling her slightly closer to me, caressing her breasts with the other…I made my move then, I guided her sideways and backwards until her back was pressed against the wall, her hand still locked around my cock, slowly stroking away. I pulled my hand from her back and slid it up her thigh, my fingers working in small circles, causing her to giggle a little. Must be kind of ticklish. My fingers found her moist, the little bit of pink fuzz above her slit slicked down with the juices. I slid my thumb over her, trying to lube up my other fingers in the process. I pressed my middle finger against her tight walls, I don’t even think she had ever been inside of herself before…I felt the resistance breaking, spreading away and slowly my finger entered. Her hand stopped stroking and instead started clenching, her grip tightening in response to the pain, but in her eyes I saw joy as well. It might hurt, but she was loving it. My other fingers continued to massage the area around it her pussy, while my middle finger continued to press itself deeper, before pulling out slightly and beginning its decent back in. Only when it was the entire way in, pressing against the rear wall did I pull it almost the entire way out, just back to the tip of my finger, before beginning the whole process again. My mouth found her ear, “Do you like it?” my whisper barely audible. A squeak was her only response other than a slight head nod. Her hand relaxed slightly and resumed its solid beat, up and down my cock. I slowly began working a second finger inside of her, it fit, but only just. We would have to work on this before we actually tried to have sex…she would hurt for weeks…

My mouth locked on hers, our tongues lashing out at one another, both our hands working on each other. I was only seconds away from finishing, and she seemed to almost be there as well. I reached up my free hand to her breasts again, swirling my fingers around her nipple, another squeak was muffled by my mouth and there it was, I could feel her shaking, the energy coursing through her body, her pussy tightening around my fingers, causing me to try to go faster, making her shake even more, her hand working vigorously on my shaft. She pushed my chest and broke her mouth away from mine, instantly dropping to my cock, her orgasm seemingly continuing, and licked around the head. The tip of her tongue flicking in circles, her hand still pumping up and down. She began licking the side of my dick at the same pace as her hand. Gods this felt amazing…I let myself build and build, forcing myself to hold on, wanting to enjoy this for as long as possible… “Fluttershy, I’m about to…” she pulled her face back a little, the cum spraying all over her, there was a ton on her chest, but some on her face and in her hair as well, and all over her hand.

“This is really sticky…” She began licking it off her fingers. “It’s kind of tasty though…” She began trying to lick off more, my hands were the only thing that stopped her. She looked up at me.

“Let’s get you cleaned up before Twilight gets home.” I helped her to her feet and into the shower, the cold water rushing over our bodies, I lathered the soap onto my hands then transferred it to her breasts, her squeaks starting to make me hard again. Other than helping to wash one another the shower was uneventful. However upon getting out Flutters had more questions to ask…

“S-so what was that thing you were doing?” She motioned with her fingers.

“Oddly enough that is called fingering.” I laughed a little.

“O-oh! What was what I was doing called here?” She started putting on her towel, her clean clothes still in our room.

“That is called a blowjob…or oral sex, whichever you prefer.” I didn’t even bother with a towel, Twilight still wasn’t home.

“Oh…hmmm I like oral sex more.” So do I… We walked back into our room…she seemed really tired. As she dropped her towel, I picked her up and dropped her into her bed, climbing in with her, she seemed like she wanted to protest at first, but then seeing my arms outstretched she leaned into me, her freshly cleaned hair smelling wonderful. The heat of our bodies keeping each other warm, and soon both of us fell asleep… We woke up the next morning to some very loud coughing…and of course there stands Twilight…ugh…Fluttershy sat straight up, revealing that she was indeed topless, at least that was all Twilight could see, I could see her cute butt from behind sinking into the bed.

“Good morning you two.” Twilight said, seemingly annoyed.

“Good morning Twilight.” Fluttershy and I responded at the same time, her tone a little more chipper than mine.

“I see you were enjoying yourselves…” Her voice softening a little. “I’m glad to see you two getting along.”

“What time did you get home?”

“Around 1ish…”

“In the morning?!” I looked appalled.

“In the afternoon…today.” Wait…what time was it? I looked over at the clock, realizing it was already almost 5.

“HOLY CRAP HOW IS IT THAT LATE!?!” There was so much to get done…I just... “Meh…fuck it…I’m going back to sleep.”

“No!” Twilight actually yelled..but she didn’t seem upset…

“Oh…ok? Why?” I was kind of torn…Fluttershy was already back asleep though…she must have been exhausted…

“Umm…thank you for the meal…it was really thoughtful of you.” She looked away from me.

“No problem Twilight, just wanted to make sure that you got something to eat.”

“And…actually I was wondering…you are a physics major right?”

“Yes…?”

“Would you be willing to help me with something?”

“No problem…but can I put some pants on?”

“OH! Yes, sorry.” With that, I slid out of bed, put on pants, left a note for Flutters and headed towards the library with Twilight. We had some work to do for physics, but eventually I found out that Twilight actually had some ideas for the dimensional transport. Unfortunately all her ideas ran off of magic. So I spent hours trying to explain to her why those wouldn’t work in our world, and she spent hours arguing that magic could fix anything...finally around 3 in the morning we returned to our dorm, both exhausted with work, and each other. I found Flutters waiting in the kitchen heating up our dinner for us.

“I heard you two coming down the hall so I heated up some food…” I kissed her check.

“Thank you Flutters.” We all sat down, had a pleasant dinner, then all headed off to our respective beds. Another day done…I’m going to like college…

...

Day 3 - Scott Scottson - Room 3

After that awkward event last night, I couldn’t even enjoy a good night’s sleep. Rarity wouldn’t let me finish and Applejack just kept staring at me all night. Today maybe I should try to teach them how to act; I was getting tired of this mess really fast, but I got the feeling Celestia wasn't just going to let me out of it. So I may as well just get this mission over with. I lugged myself out of bed, walking to the kitchen. I found them silently eating breakfast, doing their best to avoid eye contact with each other. They ignored me when I came in, too.

"So, I've been thinking..." I said, trying to get them to focus on me without causing any explosions. "Celestia told me I was supposed to teach you about the human world. And from what I've seen so far... you could definitely use a lesson or two."

They looked at me, but said nothing and continued to eat. The air suddenly felt a lot thicker. Either I would get them to come along, or I would look like a fool trying.

"Umm... Well, is there anything you want me to teach you first? Anything at all? Something you've been wondering about?" Please please please say something; anything. At first nothing, but then Applejack decided to play along.

"Ah have been wondrin' one thing. Y'all don't have horses drawing your vehicles. What er' those doohickeys?"
Rarity looked away in disgust, like that was a dumb question.

"You mean cars?" I replied. "Yeah, our vehicles run on their own. We operate them with our arms and legs."

"Could ya teach me how to use one?" She asked eagerly. I did have a car on campus, but I was a little hesitant to let pony-girl give it a try. At the same time, it was stuff like that I was here to do, and at the very least it would spare me a day of arguing. Rarity sure didn't look like she wanted to come along. I put on a fake smile and replied:

"That sounds like a great idea."

I grabbed my keys, asking Rarity if she was sure she didn't want to come. She shook her head no, saying:

"A lady does not need to learn such trivial things, she is also escorted.” I shrugged and told Applejack to come along.

I brought her to the parking garage and we went up to the third floor where I had parked the day arrived, and I unlocked it. The click spooked her, and I had to explain that was just part of the car. I showed her how to adjust the seats and basic knowledge about getting comfortable. Then she didn’t want to wear her seat belt, which caused a five minute struggle trying to snap it in place over her resistance. I finally got it in, and luckily I hadn’t taught her how to undo it yet. I got in the driver’s seat and turned on the car, taking us to an empty parking lot for her to practice in. I was so relieved to get there because she would not stop fiddling with the radio controls, blasting music and switching freezing AC to smoldering heat. At some point, she had blasted the windshield with wiper fluid and I almost blew through a stop light. But we somehow arrived in one piece, and I parked the car. We traded places, which required another five minute tug of war on the seat belt, and then we were ready to start her training. I showed her how to put the car in drive, and then I started to think about the consequences of my actions. I was just thinking about how good my insurance was, but my thoughts were turn right apart as a foot slammed on the gas.

The car rocketed forward, going straight to 35 in a matter of seconds, and showing no sign of slowing down. I tried reaching over to stop her, but that only made her swerve all over. By doing so, she went right over the sidewalk and across the street. Holy shit, we’re on the road now! I thought as I closed my eyes in terror. The next thing I know the car was completely stopped. “Oops” AJ said, “Is that fixable?” I open my eyes and sit up, looking over the hood of the car to see that there was a hydrant spraying water all over the street. I look in all directions trying to see if anyone saw. It looked clear so I turn to AJ,

“Let’s get the fuck out of here!”

“Now that’s more like it!” She didn’t bother throwing it into reverse unfortunately and ended up removing my entire front bumper.

“You need to put the damn thing in reverse!”

“What the hay does that mean?” I didn’t want to sit here any longer, so I just threw the stick into the reverse position and told her to go. We came to a stop and then proceeded to travel down the street in reverse. Very inconspicuous, I thought to myself. It’s a good thing the cities are always barren on the weekends.

“Oh shit, there’s an old lady back there!”

“Don’t worry I’ll get her!”

“What?! NO!”

“Too late she’s seen too much!” The car went over the sidewalk once more, this time with an extra bump and more screaming.

“Holy shit!” I heard a man yell, farther down the street.

“We’ve been found out!” Applejack yelled, and started taking the car towards him too.

“Dammit, AJ!” I yelled, trying to grab the steering wheel away from her. But she held fast to it, and this resulted the car backing into a nursing home. For being so old they were able to scream in agony so loud.

“Oh god oh man oh man oh god!” I yelled.

“Don’t worry, I know if we stay out of sight of the cops for awhile they will just forget about it.”

“That’s GTA!”

“Yeah, so?”

“It’s a game, it’s not real!”

“... I don’t understand.”

“Get the hell out of the nursing home!” I yelled, throwing the car into drive.
We finally get back to the parking garage, only taking out two more people on the way over. Never again would I ever do something so reckless, or at least let someone else pull me into something like that. Somehow we managed to get out of there without the cops finding us, but that didn’t mean we were off the hook yet. I threw away the license plate, and tomorrow, we would be getting this thing painted a different color. I dragged myself to the room, shaking from the fear and I just called it quits right there. It was only 5 o’clock, but fuck this, I’m going to bed anyway. I couldn't fall asleep though, mostly because of the fact that AJ was playing with my dick the whole time, but I didn’t feel like using the energy to try and stop her. She gave up when I fell soft despite her touch, and I finally managed to drift off.

Unfortunately, I woke up around three in the morning, and couldn’t get myself back to sleep. I slowly got out of bed so I didn’t disturb AJ, and went into the kitchen. I sat down at the table with a shitton of coffee and a bottle of Vodka. I had only a cup of coffee before I went straight to drinking to try to ease my stress. Being such a lightweight, I passed out being only a third of the way through the bottle. A couple hours later I wake up in a pool of my saliva. Wiping my face I feel around for the bottle. Fuck, did I spill it?

I look on the ground, of course it’s not there, I know where it went but I didn’t want to acknowledge it. Stumbling around I knock on the girls’ door. It was left open and my knocking made it swing open. Yup, there it was, an empty bottle lying on the floor and two girls lying in the same bed. I managed to glimpse the clock, which read roughly 4 o’clock. They were flipping back and forth, fighting to be in control. Their boobs were bouncing all over the place, and I’m pretty sure Rarity was wearing a strap-on. AJ had on a sombrero. I seemed to recall the strap on being in Rarity’s things when I unpacked them, but I had no idea where Applejack had gotten the sombrero. Rarity noticed me first and Applejack soon after. Before anyone could ask me to join I said “Fuck this, I’m out.”

I made sure the door was closed this time, but no matter what I did to try to block out the sound, all I could hear was AJ’s terrible Spanish accent. Damn, we were all wasted. But somehow I was the only one with any sense. Before I made any more mistakes this weekend, I decided to spend the rest of the day alone in my room, doing some GTA based research on the behavior of strippers and evading law enforcement officials. And despite all the fucking, this was actually the most fun I had at this school so far.

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - Well, some of it got a little dark. Welcome to the city, unfortunately. Lyric reference to Mandopony's "Long Way From Equestria," which is a beautiful song. You should go listen to it if you've never heard it. Aside from that, one of us had a little too much fun with Fluttershy. Weekends can get dragged out. And now I think I've said enough. Okay then, enjoy.

Tehheliclopter - D-did Fluttershy just put out?! YES SHE DID!!! Lovers of shy girls everywhere rejoice! And as always thanks for reading. Comments are appreciated.

Clop Drop and Roll - He actually tried this time. But trying only got him so far.

Science, Bitches!

Day 5 - Guy Newman - Integrated Sciences, Gen Ed Class

Let me tell you a thing or two about science. It's all one great big lie. In high school, I learned that the only way to solve Physics is to disregard the Laws of Physics. I have legitimately made up data and gotten problems correct. I never learned very much in chemistry, either. You put some elements together, if they're stable you're good, and if not they may go boom. Yeah, I passed high school with about that understanding level. And this is why I was going into programming. I couldn't science for my life, but I can math just fine. Needless to say, I was not enjoying myself in Integrated Sciences Class. The teacher had gone into a brief description of the course, then launched himself right into the content. First class of the year. It was probably better that way; it was hard enough to listen to him droning on and on about the content. I didn't even think about how much my head would hurt if he were talking about stuff that wouldn't be on a test.

Richard was in the row in front of me, pretending to take notes on his laptop, when he was really just messing around on Facebook. The guy next to him was playing was playing Minecraft, not really even pretending to pay attention (The teacher actually called on the guy once; he got the question right). And let's face it, I would have been doing something like that if I had my laptop on me, but I had left it at the dorm for that exact reason. Neither Pinkie nor Rainbow were in this class, and I didn't see most of the others, though Twilight was in the front row, studiously hanging on every word the professor said, and correcting him on any mistakes he made.

"Professor, Inertia isn't a force." "Professor, there's no such thing as centrifical force." And other such remarks. He was very confused when Twilight tried to explain inertia through a visual of satellites. Richard chuckled every time the professor was corrected, and I could tell he was enjoying it. In the professor's defense, he was primarily a chemistry teacher; he didn't know physics very well. But still, it made you curious just how difficult it really was to get a job as a professor. I'm actually pretty sure Twilight was the only one in the room actually paying attention. Damn could this professor talk. Time seemed to lag by, especially since I was much more concerned with meeting Richard and Scott afterwards than the class itself. Speaking of Scott, where the heck was h-

"Nobody panic, I have arrived!" Came a shout as the door slammed shut. Scott had just made it to class. There were a few muffled giggles and snickers throughout the classroom, but the teacher was so absorbed in his lecture that he actually managed to miss Scott's obnoxious entrance. Holy shit, I wish I had that kind of luck. Scott just looked around and found an empty seat. The seat on my right.

"Hey, Guy." He said, sitting down. "How's it hangin'?" I shrugged in response.

"Where have you been?" I asked. "You're a half-hour late."

"Painting a car, and repairing a bumper." I gave him a blank stare. "So... It turns out that Applejack can't drive." I blinked a few times. He shrugged. All right. Don't let Scott come up with ideas; note taken. And the teacher still hadn't noticed anything. Even though I had tried to pay attention, Scott being next to me ruined any chances of it happening. I had tried. I really did. But everything the teacher said for the rest of the hour went through one ear and out the other. Finally, the man stopped talking, and class was about to end when Richard went and blurted out in a very :

"Professor, satellites have inertia." He was the physics major, but he probably should have just let the class end. Now the teacher was pretty pissed at him. There was no response directly, but I got the feeling Richard was gonna be a target for the rest of the year. But how he did respond was:

"Well, Mr Dickinsun, you already have a meeting with the principal today. Lucky you." He turned away from him and towards me. "You as well, Mr Newman and Mr Scottson."

I guess Celestia wanted to see us today. The three of us grouped up at the bottom of the room by the board as everyone else went out the door.

"Mornin', Richard." I said, since I had already been talking with Scott.

"Hey, guys. Have a good weekend?" He asked. Scott and I looked at each other.

"Umm... Sure. It was... oh fuck, it was awful. Applejack crashed my car into a nursing home."

"Pinkie got assaulted in an alley."

"Oh... well... Okay then." Was Richard's reply. "Well, now I feel kind of bad, but I had a great weekend. Fluttershy and I went out shopping, and I found this great game that we can all play some day."

"Yeah, yeah, that's great." I said, not really wanting to talk about the past at the moment. "But we should really just see what Celestia wants."

"Oh. Okay, I guess." Richard seemed a little disappointed that I wasn't into it. I was thrilled he wanted us to try and get along and all, but I just didn't feel like it after having to think about the weekend. So we made our way back to the principal's office. Neither Richard nor I said much. I think Richard was still feeling bad for our disaster of a week. Scott, on the other hand, was being as obnoxious as usual, shouting down the halls for no real reason as we walked. Once again, we arrived to find the principal's office empty. I decided it was time for us to talk a little.

"So, aside from the weekend, how's everything been going?" I asked, curious how the others had been adjusting to the situation.

"Well," Scott started, "I've been fucked in more ways then I care to count, physically and emotionally. The RA walked in on us, and I'm really getting annoyed of this whole thing." So Scott wasn't having much fun.

"You too, huh? Twilight walked in on Pinkie naked on the couch, yelled at us, then ran out. Anyway, how about you, Richard?" He was busy laughing.

"Ahahahaha... Sorry. Now I know why Twilight was so pissed when she walked in on me and Flutters. Anyway, things have been going great. Fluttershy and I are officially a couple; Twilight's still a little pissed, but she's bitchy about everything, so fuck her." Well, now I was a little jealous. Everything was going great for him while Scott and I were both having relationship issues. I was falling for both of mine, Scott was running away from both of his. But I wasn't going to let that show.

"Well, that's good. They're still a little ridiculous though." I said to lighten my mood. "I had to teach Pinkie how to use a towel."

"Haha, yeah. I had to teach Fluttershy what a bra was."

"I'm never teaching them anything again." Scott said in a huffy voice, crossing his arms.

"What exactly happened?" I asked. Scott sighed, and went on to explain how he had taken Applejack out to teach her how to drive just to get her out of the dorm. "We crashed. A lot. Into a fire hydrant, then an old lady, then a nursing home." Okay, well at least Pinkie and I hadn't broke any laws. And then Principal Celestia finally showed up.

"Good afternoon, students." She addressed us each, nodding at us one by one. "I trust you all have been getting used to your new lives?" We all glanced at each other, in silent agreement.

"Yeah, everything's been going great." Richard was the one who spoke. Scott and I just nodded.

"Very good. Now then, I've gathered you here to give you the details of your project. The University is able to supply you with whatever materials you may need, to an extent-"

"By any chance can you get me some more Vodka?" Scott blurted out.

"Well, that's not... Wait, what do you mean by more?" The principal replied.

"Um, nothing. Carry on." And now the principal was wary of Scott.

"Anyway, I've already told you that the three of you will be making a teleporter, and that you have time to complete this project. But the where and the how I have not yet told you."

"Before we get into that, I have a question!" Richard put in.

"Yes?"

"None of my teachers seem to like me. Can we get new ones?"

"I'm afraid I can't do something like that. It would draw too much suspicion, and we can't afford extra attention." Richard looked disappointed, but said nothing else, so she continued. "As you know, we are trying to attract as little attention as possible. Therefore, there will be a special room set aside that requires administrative pass codes to get in. The only people who will know this code are you three, myself, my dean, and your six friends; my six students." Okay, could be worse. We got our own room to work in. But...

"Now, what about the how?" Richard voiced my question. Scott was just sitting in his chair on his phone again.

"The how is quite complicated. In our world, we would simply be able to use magic to create a portal. However, magic does not exist in the same form in this world. However, there is a chance we will be able to create a machine that will mimic the wave-length and form, and thus be able to open into Equestria. This is just one possibility, but it is our best lead right now. As such, Twilight will be working with you frequently due to her understanding of magic."

Scott had stopped paying attention, but Richard didn't seem very happy at the mention of Twilight. No idea what was going on between them, but it wasn't my problem at the moment. The more pressing issue was:

"Okay, so why exactly do you think we can do this?" I asked.

"I've told you before that you are the brightest students in your class. But you really do have the potential to surpass the higher level students. Additionally, we simply wanted people in the same age range to be our partners. People we believed we could trust. We initially had just planned on telling you it was a project for the school's science fair, but you figured out the truth on your own." Not really satisfactory, but I wasn't going to get much more from her, so I changed the subject.

"That actually reminds me... Where exactly did everyone stay before college started?" Celestia looked at me like she didn't want to answer, so I added, "It will help us understand them better, which means we can teach them better." She sighed, but I had won the battle.

"Very well. Let's just start with Pinkie Pie then." She began the story. "I'll admit, this isn't my first visit to this world; but it is the first in which the portal refuses to return us back. We have yet to figure out why, which is part of the reason you were recruited. So with not much of a choice, I re-assumed my job here as principal. With that done, I found places for each of my subjects to live without attracting too much attention. Pinkie Pie was the hardest for that, but I eventually found a small bakery where she was able to work, and a nearby apartment. It wasn't much of a place to live by human standards, but she couldn't bear the thought of staying here for a month without classes or many other people, so that's what we set up for her. She lived alone in the apartment, so she still needs more information than some of the others."

Well, that explained a lot.

"Next, we have Fluttershy. She lived with a group of hippies...she doesn't really talk much about it. She didn't much enjoy the fact that they didn't bathe...and she said it always smelled really weird. So recreational drug use was possible."

Ummm, okay then. Sounded like Fluttershy had found the really weird side of humanity. Then again, I guess everyone is weird in their own way.

"Rarity started out working at a clothes store, but she was upset that she couldn't design anything and quickly grew bored of the job. She, by far, ended up best off from her work, but I'd rather not say how she chose to earn her money. She earned so much that she moved into a suite at a time share for two weeks rather than stay at the apartment we had found."

Scott obviously had a guess or two at what the career had been. Unfortunately, from all I had heard from him, I did too. But I didn't like to judge. As long as she made great tips, who really cared?

"Applejack was simple enough to provide for. She worked on a farm, where she was also able to stay. Mostly, her labor just resulted in a place to sleep and food on the table, but the family she was staying with was so impressed with her work that she was given a good sum to buy anything she needed for here."

"Rainbow Dash... actually slipped out from under my radar. Weather patrol doesn't exist here, so it was difficult to find her a job with her now-limited skill-set. I left her an apartment, like the rest, but she only used it on the first day. I was searching for some career for her, but I didn't get back in contact with her until she came here, so if you want to know, you'll have to ask her about it."

Well, that would be hard with her not talking to me.

"And finally, my faithful student Twilight hasn't left my side. She chose to begin her studies early and reside on campus the entire time. She's already put some thought into the project (Richard nodded to himself at that) but hasn't managed to get very far due to her incomplete understanding of this world. Unfortunately, she can't get passed the fact that the kind of magic she's used to isn't present here. That's one of the things I want you to help her with, Richard." She said, clearly implying that the q and a was at an end and trying to get this back on track.

"Already been trying. It's gonna take some work, though." Was his reply. Celestia nodded, then stood up.

"Well, if that's all, I believe it's time I show you all your work space." We silently got up and and followed her as she lead us out of the office and towards the elevator. The system worked by entering the floor you wanted to go to, then scanning your student I.D. It was a technology school, after all, so why not? We watched as Celestia entered the number for the seventh floor, and scanned her badge.

"The floor we're going to requires a faculty badge to get to under most conditions, but the system has been programmed to accept your nine I.D.s as well. The room we are going to also requires I.D., but as I said, it will only accept yours, mine, and the Dean's." She explained as the elevator took us down.

When the door opened, we were let out into a bright hallway, with several doors on either side. But all of them were open, so they weren't the one's we were looking for. But the room we entered was the very last room on the right side, which had been open. No one was in it, and the room was mostly empty. It wasn't even that big. In fact, it looked more like a large closet than a room.

"Umm..." I started, but Celestia continued to walk. It was then that I noticed the door in the back. It was the exact same color as the rest of the room, and barely noticeable. If you weren't looking for it, you were probably going to miss it. There was no handle, just a hole big enough for about two fingers. Our principal put her finger in and pulled it aside to reveal another short hallway. We all went into it, Celestia closing the door behind us. This hallway was much dimmer, but it was just bright enough to see that this door was made of a very tough metal, and had no obvious way to open in. Celestia moved forward, and we noticed the card scanner on the wall. She directed us to attempt it one at a time to confirm that our I.D.s worked. Scott scanned his the wrong way the first time, but otherwise they worked fine. With that door now closed, we found another one. Jeez, this was getting old fast. This one actually looked even sturdier than the one before it, and this time there was a key pad rather than a card scanner on the wall.

Celestia looked around, just to make sure, I guess, then told us the pass code.

"Now remember, we're keeping this project as quiet as possible. You can't tell anyone about this. Now the password: FIMFIC."

"Fimfic?" I questioned.

"Friendship Intensified Magically Fortified Inter-dimensional Construct."

"So this is like the fucking TARDIS?" Richard asked, but Celestia just stared at him blankly. "Sorry, never mind."

"Anyway, just enter the password and take a look for yourselves. Spend as much time as you want; this will be your work room. That's all I need you for today. Best of luck, and continue to fill me in on your progress." And with that, she left us to check out our work space. None of us made a move, so I sighed and went to the key pad on the wall.

"F-I-M-F-I-C" I spelled to myself as I put in the code. When I entered the last letter, I pressed the "done" button at the bottom and heard a hissing sound as the the lock popped upon. Richard stepped forward to find a handle, but the door slid open on its own. Woo, high-tech! So all that was left was to step inside.

The first thing I noticed was the size. This was a pretty big room. Probably about the size of an entire dorm if there were no walls, and maybe even a little bigger. Across the floor in the center ran a table in the shape of a 'U,' with eleven chairs positioned around it. Along the walls were a massive number of cabinets, each with a different label. Some such were 'spare parts,' 'chargers,' 'data chips,' and so forth. Just about anything you could imagine needing for building a fancy machine, although we would need that imagination to actually do it. Below the cabinets ran counters, across which was more stuff, and some more daily things like a sink and a microwave. Scott was the first one to notice the refrigerator, and ran over to it, pulling the door open. After a quick look around, he let out a sigh.

"Problem?" I asked.

"No Vodka." He moaned. Richard couldn't help but laugh at him, but I couldn't tell whether it was a pity laugh or a taunt. "Just soda."

In the center of the room was a mess of a machine that looked like it had been taken apart and thrown back together several times. Some of the pieces looked slightly beat up, like someone had gotten angry and tried to break it, but failed. Pieces littered the floor around the machine as well.

"Three guesses who's been here." Richard said.

"Looks like Twilight's been working on this already." I said.

"Who?" Scott asked.

"What?"

"Who's Twilight?"

"Goddammit, Scott!" Richard yelled, as the faker cracked up.

Well, this was going beautifully already. While those two were arguing, I started to look at the machine that Twilight had been playing with. I had absolutely no idea what exactly it was, but it really did look like a lot of work had been put into it. But at the same time, it didn't look like it was anywhere near finished. It was still open at the top with a bunch of wires that weren't actually running anywhere. I looked up over it, and noticed that all the seats had laptops at them, and one of them was already open. I walked over and jiggled the mouse to wake it up. The screen flashed to life, and I got to see a file of the prototype of the machine Twilight had been trying to build. On paper, it looked quite sound, and I could actually follow the design. It would be hard to build, and this prototype was probably flawed, considering she hadn't got it working yet. But it might just be possible. Twilight really did have a solid head on her shoulders. With her on the team, we might just be able to make this work. As I clicked the screen to try and enlarge various parts, I hear a humming behind me. The machine had lit up in a few places, and a light hum was in the air. Another box flashed up on the laptop, and coding started running by. I smiled. She had managed a lot, so now we just had to finish it.

"I didn't know a vagina could smell like that." Scott said. No idea what the hell they had been talking about, but whatever. It was time to play around. I hadn't even known these guys for a week, and here we were about to get into some massive group project.

"Allright guys, shut the fuck up. We're gonna make a FIMFIC!"

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - So, this one's all on me. A little bit of help from teh others, but I volunteered to write the group meetings, so here we go. It would be way to repetitive for us all to take perspective on the same scene, so any group meeting chapters will be much shorter and done (most likely by me).
On that note, you can all thank Tehheliclopter for that lovely pun that is so accurately representative of how our writing started.

Some Kind of Nightmare Night Fright

Day 58 - Scott Scottson - Principal's Office

I came in to find the room empty. Big surprise. But wait, Guy isn't here. And neither is Richard. Or any of our pony friends. Oh shit. Did they find my Vodka stash? I didn't drink as much because of what happened the first time I drank on campus. Or maybe Rarity had found out that I was the one who ruined her weekend hair drier.

I was in the Principal's office, at Celestia's request, wracking my brain for reasons why she might want to see just me. What had I done in the past month or so? I had been trying to keep a low profile; Rarity and Applejack were at me almost non-stop. And whenever they did take a break from me, they started going after each other instead. At first, I actually enjoyed watching two girls fuck each other. But it got annoying really fast. It's been almost impossible to focus on anything, especially something related to school. To get past that, I had been hanging with Guy and Pinkie in room 32 a lot to get out of my own room; yeah. even Pinkie Pie was easier to focus around than my roommates. Rainbow Dash was never around much when I was there, and Guy didn't want to talk about it whenever I brought that up. Huh. Oh, wait, getting of track here. What was going on?

After a few more minutes of panicking, the principal finally came in, late as usual. At least I thought it was Celestia, but when she walked around into my view, I saw someone completely different. She seemed a bit shorter, her hair definitely wasn’t the same color; this one had black hair with some very dark blue streaks running through it. It seemed to be sparkling a little bit as well. That’s a bit, odd? I don’t even know anymore. Her boobs seemed a bit smaller, but I think there are some wraps around her chest, her ass put Rarity to shame. And her dress just screamed stars, the fabric a blue that was almost black and random specks of white and yellow, blue and red.

"Hello, Scott." She said in a voice that seemed both gentle, yet commanding.

"Um... hi...." I said, confused. "Do I know you?" The woman sighed.

"That pesky sister of mine really should take more effort to make sure I get introduced." She said. "I am SPANK U's Dean, and-"

"Wait, what?"

"I am SPANK U's Dean."

"Holy shit, this school's name is SPANK U?" That had never crossed my mind before.

"Yes. Is this a problem?"

"No, no. Carry on."

"As I was saying, I am also the principal's younger sister and-"

"Oh my god! So you're Luna?" I put in again. Luna was Celestia's sister, after all.

"Yes," she muttered, sounding like she was starting to get annoyed. "Now, if I could just finish my introduction, then maybe-"

"Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I'm kind of a big dick. I'll back up a little and let you finish." I said to let her know I was offering her the floor. For whatever reason, me trying to be polite caused Luna to yell out in frustration. She left the room for a few seconds, then came back in with a perfectly straight face.

"Scott, please don't say anything else until I'm done." She started to talk a little, so I had nothing to do other than look around and try to listen. At one point she turned around, and I noticed that the back of her dress was decorated with a giant crescent moon. It was really quite marvelous, and it almost seemed to glow like the real one in the night sky.

"That's a really nice moon." I couldn't help blurting it out. Again, she gave a frustrated moan.

"Is there anything I can do to make you shut the fuck up and listen?" Well, I hadn't expected that, but...

"Well, now that you mention it..."

About 20 minutes later, I was on my way back to my dorm with my prize. Luna had said something about wanting to meet all the students working on the project, and I was the one she was meeting. As I had walked out, I heard something about hoping the other two weren't as retarded. And that was how I met the school Dean. Not important. What was important was the three bottles of Reyka Vodka. Good thing the Dean was a pony. Otherwise I totally wouldn't have gotten away with getting alcohol out of her. Now I just had to make it back to my room and get this stuff hidden away befor-oh my god whatthefuck? Opening the door, I walked in on Applejack in a Scarecrow costume. Wasn't expecting that.

"Well, Ho-wdy, Scott." She said. Probably one of the normal greetings I've gotten.

"Um... hey. What's up with the outfit?" I thought she was going to explode after that.

"You mean that Rarity done tricked me? I knew this seemed ridiculous!"

"Wait, what?"

"Rarity said y'all put on crazy costumes on October 31st. That little bi-"

"Oh, you mean Halloween?" It had slipped my mind because of my prize. "That's right, Rarity didn't lie."

"Oh. Okay. Then I'll be all right wearing this to Richard's hoe-down?" I looked at the clock. 10:00. I had been wondering why the Principal (or as it were the Dean) had wanted a night meeting, but the fact that it was Luna explained that. Richard's party started in an hour and a half. Ugh. So didn't feel like going.

"Yeah, you'll be fine."

"Great. So what're you goin' as?"

"Eh, I don't think I'm gonna go." She wanted to say something, but I was tired and wanted to sleep. I went to my room and sat down on my bed. I was about to put my stash away, but then I decided one drink couldn't possibly hurt...

An hour and a half later, I was loopy as shit. Maybe I shouldn't have had half the bottle. It was a big ass bottle. I was pretty sure I was hallucinating when a scarecrow and some sort of bondage slave came into my room and grabbed my legs and started pulling me away...

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Day 58 - Guy Newman - Room 32

Wow, it had already been almost two months of college. Damn, how the time goes. Classes were going okay, I guess. The professors were still out to get Richard, so at least that kept things interesting. Some progress had been made in our contraption, but it was still going to be a long road to completion. In its current state, the machine kept sparking sporadically every time we tried to turn it on. Twilight and Richard were doing their best to find any flaws in the machine itself, while I examined the coding to see if anything was miss-programmed and would result in the current flaws. But at the same time, every last piece that snapped into place right just gave us that much more hope that this was actually possible.

It felt like just yesterday all this had been slammed onto me and I had to take in who exactly I was living with. But now it was pretty normal, and the days just slid by as I enjoyed my time with them. Or at least with Pinkie Pie. We did a lot of things together. So far, we had tried mini-golfing, bowling, video gaming (she was amazingly good for having never held a controller before), music making, and a whole bunch of other stuff. I took the knowledge Scott gathered and opted not to try and teach Pinkie how to drive. We got along really well, even if she was a little too over the top sometimes. I had really warmed up to her, which didn't make my love life any easier. Because then there was Rainbow Dash. Two months, and she still avoided me. She took whatever dialogue was necessary for us to work on our project, or cooperate as roommates, but beyond that she didn't say much to me. I would have just guessed she just decided she didn't like me and was embarrassed about the first few days, but every now and again, when we were both in the living room, or the bedroom, I would catch her looking over at me, a deep sadness in her purple eyes, like she wanted to say something, but couldn't bring herself to. And any time I tried to talk to her, she would just mumble some excuse awkwardly and walk away.

To avoid me, she often just left the room. At first, I took no notice and just let her go. But after a while, I got curious and asked Pinkie if she knew where her friend went almost every day. When she didn't, I started slowly tracking her to satisfy my curiosity. I eventually narrowed down to just a few places, and had been checking them the past few days. Today, only one was left. I had no idea if Dash knew I was on to her or not. Of course, I could still be wrong, in which case I would just drop it. I was kind of hoping she would be more willing to talk if she saw how much effort I had put in to find her. Then again, it could just make her angry at me. But I had to know what was on her mind; I just had to. I was so lost in thought that I didn't notice Pinkie enter my room, which was actually really bad considering how much she stood out at the moment.

"Surprise!" She shouted out, causing me to almost fall off the side of the bed in shock. I looked up in a state of a shock, and the setting slowly set in as my heartbeat went back down. I wasn't usually that jumpy. "Oops, sorry I scared you. But I just wanted to say happy Nightmare Night!"

It took a minute to set in, but I eventually made the connections and realized that it was October 31st. I had been so lost in my personal world that I had almost forgot about Halloween. Or, I guess Nightmare Night in this case. Pinkie was already dressed up in her costume. At least, I hoped it was her costume, but I wouldn't put it passed her to wear this get up on a normal day. On her body was a giant box, gift wrapped with a bow on the front. Across her forehead she had on a balloon headband, which had even more balloons sticking out from it. On the back of the box, even more balloons were tied on. And to top it all off, she had a ridiculous pair of red sunglasses and scuba shoes. I just couldn't help but smile at her.

"It's fine, Pinkie. But here we call it Halloween. And I actually almost forgot about it." I replied.

"But... how could you forget about Howlo-wen? There's free candy!"

"Hal-o-ween," I said, emphasizing each syllable to make sure she got it. She repeated it back, and I moved on with the conversation. "I've just been lost in thought lately and haven't had time to think about those kind of things." To my relief, she didn't ask what "those kind of things" were. But unfortunately...

"But Richard wanted us to all come to a party tonight!" Pinkie said, almost whining that I might not go. To be honest, I had forgotten about that, too. I wanted to go, but it would somewhat defeat the purpose if Dash didn't show up. She and I were the only ones who hadn't yet put in an RSVP. We were also the only ones who Hadn't said "yes" on said RSVP. It was about 8:30 on a Thursday night, but we didn't have classes tomorrow, so Richard had wanted to make it a late night party. He was planning on starting it between 11:30 and Midnight. Rainbow had left for her nightly whatever about ten minutes ago, and I had been about to follow her out.

It was already dark outside, and now I would need to get moving if I wanted to be back in time for the party. And if I wasn't back in time, I would just be attracting attention to myself. I guess I had better get going.

"Yeah, the party. Don't worry. I'll be there." I said as I quickly got up, getting ready to head out.

"Are you going some? Ooh, can I come?!" She asked, getting excited.

"Yes, I'm going somewhere, but no, you can't come." Was my answer, but then she started to pout. Sometimes I had to wonder how I fell for her. Or maybe the energy was just part of the charm. "It's a surprise for the party." I said to cheer her back up. "When you get there, let Richard know I may be a little late, k?"

"Mm-k!" She replied, cheering up at the thought of a surprise. And with my excuse cleared, I headed out the door.

Even though it was almost November, it was still pretty nice outside. It was a warm, pleasant evening; not too hot, but just warm enough that I felt good about the temperature. The streets were already pretty much deserted, Halloween being a little different in the City. In apartment buildings rather than houses. And even that depended on where you lived. The streets were still kept lit by the glow from lamps and store signs. The light was nice, but my destination was way past any of the stores. The walk would probably take about 20 minutes. And that left me lots of time on my own to think; and that sure isn't a good thing. My brain has a really bad habit of going straight to the worst case scenario, which really doesn't help when trying to stay calm. What if she hates me and I make her angry? What if she tries to kick me out? What if I already did something and I don't know what and... Yeah, it wasn't a pleasant walk. So I just tried to tune down my brain and think about other things. I was still going strong on the post-game for Pokemon. That had been fun. All the time spent playing games instead of doing homework?

But I couldn't get my mind off of Rainbow Dash. Had to go faster... These thoughts were scarier than any Halloween costume I had seen in my life, but I was finally drawing close to my destination. Truth of the matter was, I was pretty much this nervous any time I was looking for Rainbow, the same "What if" thoughts always plaguing me.

But finally I broke out of the endless stream of buildings. Now it was just sidewalk, leading up a reasonably sized hill, which was still a short walk away. Absolutely nothing was built here, for what reason, I know but don't remember, and the top still had several trees planted and doing fine, despite the location. And that spot up there was my last guess for where my roommate went off to. The walk up to the top seemed to take forever, but I may have been walking slow on purpose, just to avoid having to get up there. But there was only so long I could make the walk take, and I eventually neared the top. In the light of the full moon, I took in the scene. Several trees were planted on the hilltop, and most of their leaves had fallen to the ground, creating a cushion of oranges and reds over-top the green grass. And in the middle of it all was the form of a human, just lying on the ground and starring up at the sky. Rainbow hadn't noticed me yet, and I was curious what she was doing, so I kept my distance and followed her gaze, which led my stare to the sky. It was amazing how beautiful it was up there. Even with the city so nearby, the sky was clear and covered in stars. So many more than I would have expected. Their light shined down with the moon, giving the night a gentle glow. I gasped in awe.

Which scared the shit out of Rainbow Dash. She jumped up, already getting herself into a fighting stance, shouting "Who's there?" I put my hands up in an 'I'm unarmed' gesture, and started to speak, but the movement had scared Rainbow even more, and I felt a punch land straight in my gut. She could actually hit really hard. I felt the air pressed out of my lungs, then I heard Rainbow utter a confused "Guy?" After several seconds of recovery, I was able to speak again.

"Hi there, RD." I said, trying to sound nonchalant.

"What the hell are you doing here?" She demanded, her expression switching from one of surprise to one of annoyance.

I could have responded in a lot of ways. It was a free park. I could have been the asshole that went that way. I could have told her everything right there. But I decided to take a gamble instead. I looked up at the sky and tried changing the topic.

"Beautiful night." I stated, a question dodge even if it was true.

"Yeah, I... wait, no! Answer the question!" She caught on. I gave a little sigh.

"Fine. But answer me a question first." I said, then without waiting for a reply, "What are you doing out here?" So much for the dodge; I'd just have to push it. She gave me an angry glare for several long seconds, then, without saying a word, lowered her gaze to the ground.

"How'd you find me?"

"I've followed your tracks for about a month, and finally found you here." I admitted.

"Why'd you come here?" She asked, still not looking at me.

"Why?" Such a short, simple question, and yet always one of the hardest to answer. "Why? Well, I guess because I was worried about you." I wasn't sure, but I thought I saw her flinch a little.

"You... you were?" She asked slowly.

"Kind of, yeah. You never said much to me or Pinkie, and were always running off on your own. I thought maybe something was wrong or that maybe..." I trailed off, not really wanting to finish. But I could tell Rainbow was waiting for me to. " Or that maybe you hated me." I finished quietly.

"That's not it!" She instantly burst out, then quickly covered her mouth. I gave her a questioning look. "I... um... I actually really like you." She said quietly. "...I was afraid you wouldn't like me." Well that was an interesting idea.

"What made you think that?"

"I was... Well, when you learned where I was from, I thought you might find it weird to like... you know... and I didn't want to face that, so I just started avoiding you."

"But wait. Pinkie told me where you were from on day one. So why did you..." Her face was already red, so I just trailed off and let her respond.

"Um... I could tell you didn't believe her then, so I was okay for the time. But then when I heard you were meeting with the Celestia, I started to worry. And then she told us that you three had figured it out, and... I'm sorry."

I moved forward and wrapped my arms around her. She seemed a little surprised, but didn't object. In fact, she hugged me back.

"It's okay." I whispered gently into her ear. "But next time, just tell me if something is bothering you. I'd like it if you you trusted me; I am your teacher after all." She wrapped me a little tighter into our embrace, her chin now resting on my left shoulder. I heard her chuckle a little.

"All right." Then she laughed to herself "Some tough girl I turned out to be in all this."

"No problem with being a little sensitive." I said. Then I noticed the few tears I could feel running from her cheeks onto mine. All the small details flowed in at once. The tears seemed to be of happiness as we relaxed under a beautiful full moon and starry sky. She was wearing the same sleeveless vest she had been on the day we met, and the fabric was actually quite soft. And above all, we were both enjoying the other's embrace. We stood like that for a moment or two, then Rainbow gave an awkward cough and pulled back a little.

"So. Wanna watch the stars with me?" Did I? Hell, yes. A beautiful night with a beautiful girl. Our hands latched together as we sat down and leaned back, staring up at the sky. Not a single cloud in sight, and the infinite horizon dancing with speckled lights. It kind of surprised me that a seemingly hardened girl like Rainbow could like to relax and stare at the stars, but I could also understand why. We were together under that bright full moon; nothing else mattered for a moment.

"Kind of funny that the full moon would land on Halloween." I said out loud, but not really intending to.

"Halloween?" Rainbow asked. Oh yeah. I hadn't taught her about that yet.

"Halloween. It's our equivalent of your Nightmare Night. You dress up in costumes, eat candy, throw parties, go trick-or-treating, and... Oh crap!" I broke off, pulling out my phone with my other hand, and finding out that it was already 11.

"What?" She questioned, looking a little concerned.

"Throwing parties! I completely forgot about Richard's Halloween Party!" I practically shouted. "He wanted us all to be there, and everyone else was going."

"Oh yeah, he had invited me to that. But I hadn't really planned on going..." She said, getting up, dragging me up with her, "until now anyway."

I got up too, and we started to walk.

"Well, we won't have much of a costume when we get to the party, but at least we'll be there."

"So is the costumes tradition why Pinkie has been dressing up in all that..." Rainbow asked, with me responding:

"Stuff. Yeah. That one sure has a creative side."

"Yeah..." She looked like she wanted to say something more, but she chose not to, so I moved on.

"Anyway, this should be interesting, at the least. Richard wouldn't tell me what exactly we were doing, but he promised it would be a night we wouldn't forget." That was the first time in a while I saw Rainbow Dash smile.

"Let's get going, then!" She said, and took off, dragging me along by our still entwined hands.

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Day 58 - Richard Dickinsun - Room 8

Another piece here, another bit there…fuck me. This room is going to be perfect whether it wants to be or not! The cake finally finished, the gummy bears are in the fridge…those are going to be funny, even more so if Pinkie gets her hands on those…and wait…where did Flutters and Twilight go? Oh, giggling, guess they are in the bathroom…well I guess neither would tell me what they were dressing up as…guess it is a surprise. Decorations everywhere, now all I need is to set out the snacks, thanks mom for the ideas, and then everything will be ready…all my extra special contributions will be brought out later once everyone has eaten and danced…hmmmm…maybe I can talk them into a round of truth or dare…then again I’ll probably have to do something dumb…or… I shivered, let’s not think about that. Now there is nothing else to do but wait…it was only 11:15…still another 15 minutes before anyone shows up…damnit…and I have nothing to do…maybe I’ll actually go put on my costume…nothing like a good old bathrobe and fuzzy slipper…just going to live out the Hue Hefner life…with this many girls around it is kind of hard not to feel that way anymore… Welp…it’s 11:30…time for people to actually sta…wait…

“Pinkie, when did you get here?” The curly pink-haired girl whose body was a giant box, gift wrapped with a bow on the front, on her forehead she had on a balloon headband, which had even more balloons sticking out from on top of it, and then on the back of the box, even more balloons were tied on, and to top it all off, she had a ridiculous pair of red sunglasses and scuba shoes. “And what are you wearing???”

“Oh hi, Richard!” She bounced around just as much as she could with that ridiculous outfit on, “I got here right at 11:30 just like you said!”

“But…it just turned 11:30…and I didn’t hear the door open or close…”

“I didn’t use the door silly, would have taken too long.”

“Then how did you…?” It was then I realized the room was getting kind of cold…and that the window was now open…note to self, lock windows. Guess I’ll just close that up. “Well ok then…glad you could make it though.” And she was already gone…

“OOOOOOOH!!! GUMMY BEARS!” Well…this night is going to get started faster than I thought. And now a knock on the door…at least someone remembers how doors work...

“Coming!” God the knocking still hasn’t stopped…someone must be anxious. “STOP KNOCKING!!!” And of course, on the other side of the door stands Rarity, Applejack and dragged behind them a semi-conscious Scott. I can’t help but notice that Rarity decided that less must be more when it comes to costumes in the human world…less meaning basically nothing, I would have seen less of her body if she were wearing a bikini… And Applejack is…just a scarecrow…flannel with some hay sticking out of the sleeves…and short shorts…pretty much her regular clothes plus hay…at least I can’t see 99% of her… Now obviously I would have said something…if it weren’t for the fact that I didn’t think I could physically process anything after seeing an almost entirely nude Rarity…I also didn’t want to end up like Scott who seemed to have a bruise forming on his head and alcohol already in his system. “Well…w-welcome ladies. Pinkie is already here and Twilight and Fluttershy are still getting themselves ready.”

“Well golly! Glad to know we ain’t late. Had a bit of trouble with Scott back there.” Applejack moved past dragging Scott along.

“Yes…I think he wanted to spend yet another day in bed. We told him he was going, seems like we were right. Hmpf.” And with that the barely covered Rarity squeezed past, her breast rubbing against my chest. I exhaled, didn’t even realize I had been holding my breath…guess it must have just been shock…then again the massive boner I have probably didn’t help… Now we are just waiting on Guy and Rainbow Dash…where the heck are they?

I think I just heard something about Pinkie really enjoying Rarity’s costume…I don’t even know how to feel about that. I just can’t help but smile at this point, it’s been a long time since I’ve had friends to hang out with like this. Ooooh! A knock on the door! Opening it revealed not who I thought, but instead I found a girl who I haven’t met before…and she was only in a towel, her hair up in one of those hair…towel…thingies…you know, the one that look kind of like a turban…shit I was too busy staring at her and I think she said something…I really need to stop doing that. “Ummm…could you repeat that?”

“I said keep it down, I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in weeks from all the damn moaning from your room. I have midterms tomorrow and I actually want to do well.” And with that she went to walk away. Suddenly an extremely drunk ball made up of a Pinkie Pie and a Scott flew out of the door, landed on top of the girl and rolled away with her towel. In response I simply closed the door and walked away. Guy will find them eventually…right?

Back inside the room Flutters and Twilight still seemed to be in the bathroom…and Rarity and AJ are making out on the couch…well, time to make some popcorn. After turning the microwave on I finally heard another knock on the door. Hopefully this is finally the other two sane people. To my delight Guy and Dash finally arrived, each one of them supporting their slightly intoxicated friends. “Nice to finally see you guys!” The smile on my face grew even larger.

“Are you missing someone?” Guy said. He and Dash both look like they had had quite a long walk, wonder what they had been up to. I think he noticed the disappointed look I had. “Sorry we aren’t in costume.”

“Yeah, we went for a bit of a walk before coming over here…” Dash chided in. Well, at least they are here. I ushered them past, the second time Scott has been dragged into my room just today. Hope this doesn’t become a regular thing.

“Alright! Now that everyone is here let’s get this party started!!!” Pinkie cheered as she broke out of her drunken stupor. At least someone else is as excited as me. I tossed her the controls for the stereo and she suddenly found some great house party music. I went back towards the kitchen to retrieve the popcorn. Ok, popcorn, bowl…now back out to th- holy shit. Somewhere in my mind I felt the bowl hit my foot as I dropped it…but pretty much all the blood in my body was being siphoned into two areas, my head and my…’head’. Newly emerged from the bathroom I found Fluttershy waiting for me around the corner…she was in a bunny suit…not one of the ones like the Easter Bunny wears…but one of the extremely sexy and tight fitting ones that the Playboy Bunnies wear…ears and all. If I were to die right now…I would actually be happy.

“D-do you like it?” Her voice still as innocent as can be.

“I…I…I…” I can’t form a coherent thought…

“I told Twilight that I should have just dressed up like a butterfly…” She looked down beginning to do that cute little leg thing she always does nowadays… “I guess I’ll just go take it off…” She turned to leave, along with my chances of getting to see her in that the rest of the night. I quickly grabbed her wrist, spun her around and locked her against the wall with my body pressed firmly against hers.

“That is the cutest costume I have ever seen, don’t you dare take it off.” With that I planted a kiss on her neck, her face now fully flushed and released her from the wall.

“O-oh…I’m…uh…glad you like it.” Inside she looked like she must have been cheering and thanking Twilight. Speaking of Twilight…what was her…oh god… She’s wearing wings…and a horn…and she dyed her skin purple… I attempted to shove my palm through my forehead, the thud resounding around the room. And now she just put on a crown as well…well, I guess it could be worse…well…I mean, I guess Rarity’s is worse…or is it? I don’t even know anymore. FUCK IT! Let’s party.

About three hours of partying and drinking ensued, we even got Twilight to drink a little by this point. She definitely wasn’t happy about all the alcohol and I’m pretty sure she wrote up a drunk complaint slip for the headmaster…oh well, could be worse I guess. I mean, it is only Celestia after all. I guess it is finally time to propose the new game…

“Alright everyone! I have a game for us.” I slammed down a giant game of Twister onto the table. “That’s right, strip Twister time! Each round ends with one person left standing, at the end of the round everyone but the winner has to remove an article of clothing.” In their wasted state, everyone agreed.

“Soooo…..wut yer sayin ish that Rarity wull be out in lik two rountds?” The horribly slurred speech came from none other than our extremely wasted friend Scott…

“Yeah Scott, pretty much.”

“I’ll have the both of you know that I am actually very good at Twister, but nowhere near as good as Pinkie of course.” She apparently can hold her alcohol much better than most of us as well…

“Alright, let’s get gaming!”

A few rounds went by with Pinkie destroying everyone, at this point Rarity was still wearing her shoes…and only her shoes…don’t know why she saved those for last…Applejack still had her underwear…Twilight by far had the most clothes on being that she had so many props she could remove. Flutters was sticking very close to me now that she lost her bra, her embarrassment was obvious. And Rainbow Dash has been close to winning against Pinkie for the first time now that she only had underwear and a sports bra to worry about impeding her movements. Us guys on the other hand…well Scott passed out now, but Guy and I were both going strong with at least boxers still left…I still had slippers as well. And I think Pinkie just threw that round, have to wonder if she was just upset that everyone else was getting to strip and she couldn’t. So off came the entire present box to reveal that she was completely nude underneath…well…I would say it was surprising if it were anyone other than Pinkie. But when it comes to her, nothing is surprising anymore. Guess it’s next round then huh…welp. Let’s do it. Everyone repositioned themselves in a…somewhat organized circle around the mat, Guy spun the placement spinner.

“Left leg red” Everyone found a spot, not bad so far. “Right leg green” Ok…so now we are stretching…still not too bad. Everyone seems a little clustered, but at least Flutters is right here, she is facing towards me, her arms locked around my back in an attempt to hide her breasts from view. Guy was sitting out this round not wanting to lose all of his clothes. Rainbow and Pinkie are in heated competition staring down each other, neither wanting to lose. Applejack and Rarity just seem to be trying to tickle each other into falling… “Right hand yellow” Oh…well crap. Flutters does a back bend pulling me along with her and I place my hand on the yellow space right below hers allowing her to keep ahold of me. Everyone else seems fairly comfortable, but Rarity is starting to giggle from AJ’s tickling assault. “Left hand blue” The moment of truth. Flutters and I again working as a team line up our hands so mine is just one space below hers. The backbend she was doing underneath me was astounding. With only her panties and my boxers still on, and me being slightly inebriated…the boner I had was pressed firmly against her slit…needless to say every little motion put her into a state of euphoric pleasure and me further into a state of ‘let’s finish this fucking party so I can fuck her brains out.’ Now, let’s clear this up, Flutters and I have fooled around, but we haven’t ever actually had sex .

“THERE GOES RARITY!” Guy yells. I look over and see Rarity rolling on the mat, her laughter overtaking her, this caused Pinkie to start laughing and suddenly there was a giant crash as a huge pileup of people formed where everyone else had been seconds before…apparently Scott was uncomfortable and figured this would be a better place to sleep…alrighty then. I think it is time to call this all quits. I stood up, pulling up Fluttershy with me, her arms locked around my waist and her breasts glued to my back.

“Ok everyone, it’s time for everyone to be getting home…” Rarity and AJ rose and began to drag Scott off the game mat…I’m a tad worried about those three…they all look trashed. Rarity is probably the only person other than Pinkie that gave me a run for my money in alcohol consumption. And AJ was the next closest after her. But off they go down the hallway, each with a leg in their hand…whatever, not like they can make him any dumber or anything. Guy and Rainbow were both trying to support/control Pinkie, who outdrank me by a mile. All those gummies took a toll on her, but she was still as energetic as ever…which is duly noted in the fact that I now had 3 broken lamps in my room…gotta get those replaced…ugh. But the funniest part of that group was that Guy was stumbling back and forth, normally he would swear he doesn’t drink. He however didn’t have much of a problem with it after Dash and I spiked his drink with the strongest vodka we could get. He lightened up a lot and probably drank more than Scott, at least he could hold his alcohol better. And finally there was Twilight, she drank from the same cup that Guy had…and boy did she ever show it, she must have fallen asleep sometime around the beginning of the last round…guess I must have missed that. Guess I should take her to her bed…but Flutters is still stuck to me…aaaand now Twilight is throwing up…all over her clothes. Fuck.

“Bye Guy. Nice job tonight Dash. Can’t believe how good you are with parties Pinkie, next time you host!” They all walked out the door, I locked it up…now…what to do about Twilight...hmmm... “Hey Flutters, head to bed, I'll be in in a few minutes.” After a light peck on her cheek she headed back to our room to get comfy. I started cleaning Twilight's vomit, she seemed to be back in a deep sleep. I lifted her up off the ground and hauled her into her room. Stripped her costume off her…or at least what was left of it. She was wearing a dark purple bra and her panties were lacy and had flower prints…now that I look she has a pretty nice butt…wait I have Flutters waiting in the other room, what am I doing. Wait, fuck, her vomit stained all the way down to her underwear… Better get those off too… I close my eyes and get them off, trying to ignore the fact that the girl in front of me is completely naked…I tucked her into her bed and slowly closed the door. I really hope she doesn’t remember anything of tonight…

“Rich?” I hear a very sweet voice say. “Is everything ok?” I grabbed my cup of vodka off the table on my way back to the room.

“Everything is fine Flutters.” I walked into our room. “Are you ok?”

“I feel a little sleepy…b-but I don’t really want to go to bed yet…” I take a sip to steel my nerves. “Uh…ummm…can I have a sip of that?” I must have looked a little funny because she quickly added, “If that’s ok with you…I don’t want to take your things.”

“It’s nothing like that hun…just, didn’t think you enjoyed the alcohol you drank tonight…” She didn’t really drink anything…she tried a little beer but she didn’t like the taste…but who can blame her it was that little piss colored light beer…ugh. “If you really want to try some…sure.” I handed her the cup, and she was instantly chugging it. That cup was probably enough to fill at least five shots…and she just downed it like it was nothing…damn.

“Woah…! That feels funny…it feels really warm…all the way down to my belly…mmm…”

“F-flutters…are you ok? That was a lot of vodka…you aren’t going to get sick or anything right?” She nodded her head as she crawled out of bed and walked over to me, it struck me that she wasn’t wearing anything, now I’ve seen her naked before…but the mix of alcohol and moonlight streaming in through the open blinds…I don’t know, she just seemed even sexier than usual. She placed her hands on my chest and leaned in to kiss me. I leaned down a little and our lips met, her tongue instantly pounding against my lips seeking refuge in my mouth. Her hands making small circles on my chest, running down to my waist and then to my hips. I went to place my hands around her shoulders, but suddenly she broke off the kiss, dropping out of my immediate field of view. She locked her fingers around my boxers, pulling them straight to the ground, revealing my growing erection, right in front of her face.

“You seem like you are pretty excited Flutters…” She looked up at me and licked her lips…and I almost lost it, I leaned back against my bed to support myself. She began fondling my sack, her mouth making kisses along the side of my cock…she traveled all so slowly up to the head, lightly licking across the head. God I think she is really enjoying this. “Unnnnh…” The moan forced its way out of my mouth as she took my dick into hers. Her tongue was still working along my shaft as she began bobbing her head up and down. I reached down to move her hair away from her face, but as I went to move her hair I felt teeth gently run across my member, apparently she wanted me to just sit back and enjoy it…she began sucking harder, I was nearing the point of no return, I’m sure she could tell, but just before I hit the wall she stopped and stood up. A small amount of pre-cum was stuck by the corner of her mouth. She quickly licked it off and pressed on my chest trying to make me fall onto the bed. I grabbed her hands, and forced them to her side as I lifted her by the waist and placed her on the bed, leaning down I began my own game. I started by kissing her thighs. I quickly found myself out of thigh and instead found a pretty pink slit in front of me. A few quick licks across the entirety of it caused juices to begin flowing out. Not wanting to stain her sheets I started to drink all of them, sucking lightly on her lips as well. I hope she is ready…I forced my tongue between her walls, starting slowly and finally increasing speed. I could feel her body gyrating against my face trying to force me to go faster and deeper…how could I say no. My hands locked around her waist pulling her to me tightly, her legs locked around my head, I couldn’t stop now even if I wanted to. I found a pretty pink button and began licking and sucking at that was well. Her clit throbbed and her juices were flowing at an alarming rate, her blankets were soaked and her legs began tightening even more around my head pushing me deeper, I sped up even more. Suddenly her breathing went completely irregular, a flood of juices forced their way into my mouth, drinking them all and trying to lick up the rest I began pulling my head back as the orgasm worked through the rest of her body. I climbed up onto her bed running my hands along her stomach and up to her breasts. Her nipples were hard and I hadn’t even touched them yet. She finally regained control of her body.

“You know…this isn’t very fair…” She whispered in my ear.

“What do you mean?”

“I just did…that…but I stopped you short…” You see her logic.

“Yes…?” Still not sure what to do about it.

“Isn’t there anything else we could do?” She asked with a sly twinkle in her eye.

“Well…there is one thing we haven’t done yet.” She gasped with excitement.

“Can we do that?” She asked innocently, her horniness quickly rebuilding. I nodded, we have been together for a while now…it’s alright now…right? I was interrupted by her lips pressing against my neck, a sensation I will never be tired of. I rolled onto my back and pulled her on top of me.

“Now…raise your hips a little.” She complied, and I positioned her pussy right above my dick. “And sit down a little…but not too-“ She sat straight down impaling herself on my cock. She screamed out in pain and collapsed on top of me panting. “fast…”

“This…really hurts…are you…sure this…is right?” She looked up at me, a few tears glistening in her eyes. I quickly kiss her tears away. Her smile returning.

“Yes I’m sure Flutters. You just need to go slower.” I withdrew most of my length before lightly pressing it back in about halfway, a small moan escaping from her mouth.

“Oh…that feels wonderful…” She began leaning back into it further and further, until my entire length began filling her, her tight virgin walls clamping down tightly on me. There was no way I was going to last longer than her, so I began to fondle her breasts, running my fingers in circles around her hard nipples. Another moan escaped before I pressed my mouth against hers, trapping all others to come. Our tongues met as my slow thrusting continued, they danced around one another before I pressed into her mouth exploring each of her teeth and into her cheeks. I felt that now would be a good time… I released her boobs and quickly wrapped my arms around her chest throwing her weight to the side landing myself on top. Her gasp of surprise extended as I began thrusting harder into her. A small trickle of blood appeared out of her and ran along my shaft. A few tears still ran from her eyes but her pleasure greatly overwhelmed her pain. I broke off our kiss allowing her moans to permeate the air. “Rich I…I’m almost there…” I leaned down and began suckling on her beautiful melons. An act that started to push her over the edge for the second time. A huge pressure began to build up in my sack. I knew what that meant, it was soon time to pull out, just a few more thrusts. Just then she hit the wall, her orgasm overflowing, but she also locked her legs around my hips. Her muscles tightened not allowing me to pull away even an inch. Her walls clenched together and seemingly sucked at my swollen cock…there’s no possible way I can stop this…and with that the explosion trigged, filling her with your sticky white semen. A little leaked out onto the blanket, but her face was still in the throngs of pleasure. A small flicker of remorse flashed through my mind before she sat up and kissed me passionately. As she pulled away from our kiss I finally pulled out of her.

“D-did that feel good?” She asked. I couldn’t help but chuckle a little.

“Well…we both finished didn’t we?” She blushed immensely, then wrapped an arm around my chest as I laid down next to her.

“Y-yes…that felt really good…”

“Good to hear.” I kissed her forehead before she rested her head on my chest as well.

“Rich?” I wrapped an arm around her shoulders.

“Yes?” She yawned a little.

“I love you…more than anything…” I twirled her hair in my fingers.

“I love you too Fluttershy…” She closed her eyes and held onto me tighter.

“Please don’t leave me…” I almost started crying… Knowing full well that someday she will have to go back to her world.

“I wouldn’t dream of it…” She couldn’t stop herself from falling asleep…and I couldn’t stop the tears.

I don’t want her to leave…and I know I have to stay here… Or do I?

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - So, by this point, I'm curious who noticed. Anybody that didn't know where we were going to college... you know now. Anyway, life happened, and we've had school work (by we I mean me, cause nobody else does it) and have been putting a lot of focus into our new youtube channel on top of that. This'll still get done, just not quite as fast as the first few chapters. Fucking CDR made his characters total sluts, so now I have to finish it that way. Woot. Oh well. I decided the overall plot of this thing the other day, and this'll definitely be one hell of a ride. And lastly, please address Scott as Scott Mcfucking Scottson. So happy nightmare night, and double trouble from me: I'll be posting a random one-shot later tonight.

Tehheliclopter - As S&S said we have been doing a lot of work on youtube...so sorry about this. We will attempt to update more frequently, but as you can probably tell I'm not the best writer, this one really challenged me...trying to write as though I am a ton of different people at the same time, so I apologize and promise to get better. Any comments or suggestions are welcome. Thanks for reading!

Clop Drop and Roll - I did this guy's part. And probably will for the rest of the story. Yeah, he's not good at this.

Thanks for What, Exactly?

Day 76 - Guy Newman - School Library

For once, I was actually having a pretty normal day. Nothing strange had happened. Dash fit in well enough in the first place, and I had finally convinced Pinkie to at least wear underwear around the dorm room. We.... were still kind of working on her. She'd get it figured out. Eventually.

I was in the library, sitting down at one of the tables and hammering away at the keys on my laptop. The library was actually really nice. It took up a whole two floors, the first one being the working area with a few reference materials, and the second being where most of the books were being kept. I was currently on the first floor. The chairs were really comfy, padded and everything. But I was too into my work to pay much attention to any of that. Headphones plugged in, music playing through them, and a diagram of the machine we were building up on the screen. I was looking over the machine's coding again. I had to make sure that the programming didn't conflict with itself anywhere. I had written a good chunk of it, but going back over it, I might not have been sober when I did. Not that I drink, but you know what I mean. Probably happened at like 2 in the morning. I worked then, sometimes. I was so lost in the numbers that I didn't notice Twilight until she slammed the lid to my computer shut and almost gave me a heart attack. Holy shit, that broke me straight out of any coherent thoughts I had. I saw her mouth move, but my headphones filtered out enough noise that, combined with the still-going music, prevented me from hearing anything she had said. She looked angry, and I thought about just leaving my ears plugged, but I decided I had better listen to her reason for shutting me down. If that work didn't save...

"Okay, what was that for?" I asked, pretty calmly despite how much I wanted to yell. Putting up with Pinkie's antics for almost three months had increased my tolerance for this sort of thing quite a bit.

"What the heck are you doing?!" She yelled. "Why are you working on that here?!"

"Why not?" To which she looked like she wanted to slap me across the face.

"It's supposed to be kept quiet." She said, lowering her voice. I glanced around the library. Yeah, 5 in the morning. No one in their right mind would be here. So apparently I wasn't the only insane one.

"And who would be the one making a scene if people were here?" I countered.

"I... that's not... ugh." She said. Looks like I won this one. But I cut her some slack.

"Sorry, I just didn't feel like staying in the dorm room, but I was in the middle of working on this. So I brought it over here." I said. I hadn't slept much the past few days. Not really sure what it was, but I kept getting a wrenching feeling in my gut that kept me awake all night. I could do nothing but lie in bed and listen to Dashie's light breathing. I occasionally dozed off for a couple of hours, but never enough to recuperate me. So I made use of the time and worked on the machine or schoolwork or whatever. Twilight's face changed from upset to confused.

"Did something happen with you and Dash?" She asked. I groaned. No, nothing had happened. Literally nothing. We both knew we liked each other, but nobody did anything. We hadn't started dating or anything, so I don't know why that was the first thing Twilight asked. Maybe Rainbow had said something, or maybe Twilight was just better at reading people than I thought. I think Dashie still felt a little weirded out by the whole relationship; it still felt a little weird to me too, honestly, but I wanted to look past that and actually get involved somehow. A first date? Just going back and watching the sky again. And there I was getting lost in thought again. It made my head hurt even worse than it already did. I'm sure the music didn't really help overall, but it was more to soothe myself, even if it just made my headache worse. Ugh, I can't keep anything straight. All my thoughts bouncing around. So in the end I just let out a sigh.

"No," I muttered, more to myself than Twilight, then looked up. "No, everything's been fine." I lied, putting on a fake smile. Something was nagging at me that maybe I should just tell Twilight. After all, she had known Rainbow longer than I had. But I still liked Pinkie too, and she'd be more than willing to try something like a date. But maybe the difficulty was why I wanted to be with Rainbow so much.

"You're lying." Twilight said, snapping me out of thought. I looked up, and she was wearing the same fake smile I had been. Damn. Okay, she's just better at reading people than I thought. "So what's happened?"

"Well... Nothing... nothing has really happened. It's not that either of us got angry or anything, it's more that neither of us really knows how to go about the other." To which Twilight giggled.

"This is Rainbow Dash we're talking about. She's not one to sit back and just follow instructions. But at the same time, you don't know how much of a mess she can be with romance." But then again, I wasn't that great either. So another thing we had in common. "She puts on a brave face in public, but she really is scared on the inside. She's afraid she'll make some kind of mistake and screw things up."

"All right then, smarty pants. Any advice?" I asked her.

"Nope, not a clue. Some of the books I've read suggest that you might want to..." I kind of zoned out from whatever she had been saying to think about the fact that I had just asked the bookworm for relationship advice. And in that moment, I realized how little anything made sense anyway. When she finished talking, I decided to jump in.

"K, thanks for your help Twilight. that definitely sounds like a good idea. I'll be sure to think about it later." I said, gathering up my things. She could tell was being hasty, though she thought it was for different reasons.

"Guy?" She said.

"Hm?"

"Good luck. I'm sorry if I come of a little harsh sometimes. I already went through this with Richard, and I guess I just get a little protective of my friends. But I really do want you all to be happy and...." Her eyes cast down and she didn't know what else to say. She obviously felt pretty bad about everything. And it took me a minute to catch up.

"What are you talking abow...ow... oh." Oh yeah, we were discussing Rainbow. I put a hand on her shoulder and she looked up. "Don't worry about it. You were just trying to protect your friends. Honestly, we were a little freaked out too at the start of this whole mess." She giggled at that.

"A little?" She asked, remembering some of our reactions from the first to days.

"Okay, a lot." I admitted, shifting a little to show that I was ready to end the conversation. "Point is, I don't blame you for anything." I started to turn, then remembered one more thing. "Oh, and Twilight?"

"Yeah?"

"Thanks." I said, extending a fist towards her. I was kinda happy that she really did care. She just stared at it blankly. "It's... it's a brohoof. Or fist bump. Or exchange of salutations...?" Still a blank stare. "Ugh, we'll work on it later." I said as I turned, leaving Twilight to try and figure out what a "brohoof" was.

...

I made my way back over to my dorm, trying to decide what I should do. But I ended up being saved from doing anything, cause I found out Dash wasn't there. I found Pinkie in her usual spot, in her underwear on the couch, doing who knew what. Today she was watching the tv, and a quick glance at the screen worried me. I was legitimately scared about what watching Spongebob could teach Pinkie.

"Hey, Guy!" She squealed as she realized it was me, and in one swift move popped of the couch, got over to where I was standing, and got me in a deathtrap hug.

"Uh? Oh, hi." I said. Even though this happened pretty much every day, it always seemed like a new occurrence. Maybe it was just cause it was Pinkie. As she drew herself back, she noticed I was gazing off into space again.

"Is something wrong?" She asked, tilting her head sideways to look at me.

"No, not really. Um... is Rainbow around?" She shook her head no.

"She went out to get some dress clothes for tonight."

"...Tonight... tonight? OH. Right." Today was Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, our school had started so late that break was only a few days, and really wasn't worth going home for. So we had decided to just stick around and hang out as a group. Tonight we were going to a fancy restaurant down the street for Thanksgiving dinner. "Ugh. I actually need to go get something to wear too." I groaned, mostly to myself. But Pinkie heard me, and instantly yelled out:

"Ooh, you mean another shopping trip?" Which got a silent groan from me. Every time Pinkie had come along on a shopping trip, something had gone wrong. Like the time we ended up chased by an stray dog because of her getting a squeaky chew toy (which I have yet to figure out why she wanted), or the time she actually managed to pull of a domino effect by jumping into a shelf full of cupcakes (and luckily it was a really short domino trail with mostly empty shelves, but still). At the very least, Pinkie had dulled my shock senses to the rest of humanity. And I had to clean up all the messes. The worst part was, I enjoyed every minute of it. I don't know what it was, but just being around Pinkie seemed to make most people happier. So of course, I didn't have the heart to tell her no. Instead I had to tell her to remember to put clothes on before running out the door. Cause there actually had been that one time she didn't bother to wear anything to go the vending machine down the hall. She almost got away with that, but at the last minute one of our neighbors came out of his room. He ended up slipping in surprise, and fell back into the room, and hit the table. That whole thing made quite a bit of noise, and soon that hallway was pretty crowded. Luckily, most of the people on our floor were girls anyway.

So in other words, getting through to Pinkie was like trying to get hooked up to college WiFi. It's a pain in the ass, and even once it's hooked up, the information still goes really slow.

"Pinkie, it's six o'clock. Where did Dash go? I'm not even sure there's anywhere open yet." To which she shrugged.

"You know her, probably either found a place that was, or went out to her usual spot to watch the sunrise."

"Probably. But I don't know anywhere, so we'll have to wait until this afternoon."

The day passed pretty uneventfully. We honestly spent most of the day watching a Spongebob marathon, which actually was a pretty fun way to spend it. Right as we were getting to leave, Rainbow came back with a bag in tow, said hello to us, and then vanished into our room. I knocked, but she asked me not to come in, so I just told her that we were headed out. The shopping trip actually went pretty well, aside from an incident with a puddle that left me rather uncomfortable for the rest of the day, but otherwise okay.

When we got back, Pinkie went to get changed, so I went to do the same. The door was still closed, so I knocked but got no reply, so I went on in. For a few seconds it was dark, then a light flipped on as Dash pulled the lamp cord.

"Hi!" She said, twirling herself around in a 'ta-da' motion. "What do ya think?" It was some cross between funny and cute. She had gotten black dress pants and a white dress shirt. Quite similar to the outfit I was gonna go in, actually. I hadn't said anything yet, so she shifted uncomfortably. "Is something wrong?"

It wasn't exactly a get-up I had expected, but I guess thinking about it a full-blown dress would have been weird for her. She still looked cute in it.

"No, you look great." I replied, smiling. She grinned back, then left the room so I could get changed. A few minutes later, the three of us were ready to head out.

I honestly thought everything went great. Of course, Scott later told me the whole extent of what went on that night...

...

Day 76 - Scott Scottson - Fancy-Pants Diner

I should have guessed things would go wrong right off the bat, but they somehow roped me into going to a Thanksgiving dinner at a nice restaurant pretty close to the dorms. One good thing about the college: there were several good places to eat in the near-by area. I wasn't exactly thrilled about another holiday celebration, but I figured I needed some memories since I didn't remember anything from the last one. Then again, the memories I did have weren't exactly high on my want to remember list. The waiter arriving snapped me out of my thoughts. I looked around the table to regain my bearings. Everyone was there.

They were all dressed up, not super-fancy, but in nice clothing. No one was full-blown suit and tie or dresses, but we were in dress shirts and skirts. Fluttershy was wearing a yellow sweater dress (whatever the fuck that is), Pinkie had her usual one-piece skirt and bow, and Rainbow just had normal dress pants. Rarity and Applejack actually managed to appear in a manner that didn't make me think they were total sluts. A genuinely impressing feet. Richard, Guy, and myself just had on dress shirts and pants. Guy's seemed to be a little big on him and his sleeves came down over his wrists, but otherwise subtly nice. Twilight was the one exception, who had gone all out, wearing black dress pants and a suit, a purple undershirt, and a pink tie that matched the streak in her hair. She stood out quite a bit in the group, but oh well.

As we placed our orders, I noticed Rarity and Applejack whispering to each other and trying to stifle light giggling. I really didn't understand those two. One minute they'd be all over me, the next they'd be over some other guy (that was mostly Rarity), and then they'd be all over each other.

Then back to me.

The waiter got around to me, and I took a minute to figure out he was talking in my direction.

"Oh, um... I'll have ..." I had gotten really distracted by AJ and Rarity. Don't know why. I usually just ignored them. But something about the way they had been talking worried me. I didn't need things getting ruined for this gathering like they had been last time. So it worried me even more when Rarity got up. She said she was going to the restroom. Okay, perfectly normal.

But about ten minutes later, she still wasn't back, and I started to get a little worried. And then our food got here. Damn, that was one hell of a turkey. The skin was flaky and brown looking, crisped to perfection. The juices pooling on the plate seemed to be the perfect consistency, and the smell coming off was too tantalizing. I really wanted to just dive right in. I had almost forgotten that this meal was a first. We had actually gotten almost everyone to agree to try meat. Out of respect, we hadn't been eating very much with them around. The vegetarian diet was killing me. I needed meat. So I decided to try and talk them into it. Pinkie was easily up for trying new things. Rainbow was pretty indifferent, and was easy enough to convince. I had told Twilight it would be in the pursuit of "scientific knowledge" and she was straight on board. Applejack hadn't wanted to, since it wasn't apple related, but a night in bed was worth it to "convince" her to try some. Fluttershy had stayed strongly opposed to it herself, but chose to accept her friends' decisions. She was just having a salad. Rarity... had never gotten back to me on the subject. And now thanks to her, I would have to wait to dig in because I needed to go find her.

So I got up and went to find where the restrooms were. They were located near the back of the building, in a surprisingly dark part of the restaurant. I knocked on the door to the women's room.

"Rarity?" I yelled in, hoping that she would reply. Nothing. I knocked again and yelled a little louder. Still nothing. I was already getting some weird looks from people at the nearby tables, so I didn't want to get any louder. But I needed to find that damn bitch. I was just about to yell one more time when I heard a thud and a weird moan from the men's room. Um, what? So I opened up the door and went inside, glad for an excuse to get out of the other people's views while looking normal. The bathroom was dimly lit, but done so in more of a relaxing manner than a shifty one. It was quite the fancy restaurant, and everyone knows that the bathrooms are what make your visit. This reflected that pretty well. Everything looked clean and polished, almost sparkling. There were scented candles along the sinks, giving the room an actually pleasant aroma. I had almost forgotten why I was in here when I heard the moaning again. I had gotten so distracted that the sudden noise startled me, but it was definitely coming from one of the stalls. I started walking along them, moving towards the sound. It was a really big bathroom. But one more moan told me where whoever was in here was.

"Are you all right?" I said, knocking on the door. But what I hadn't expected was for the door to creep open from my knock. Normally I would have just backed away instantly, but unfortunately that wasn't an option, because I recognized the purple skirt down on the floor, revealing Rarity's attractive ass. As much as she got on my nerves, the bitch was hot. Then I noticed that the moaning had come from a man on the toilet seat with his pants down, Rarity's face positioned over his crotch. His eyes were closed as he moaned in pleasure. He had been too into getting his cock sucked to hear my knocking. Rarity on the other hand had noticed me, but was too busy deep-throating to do anything more than give a quick shake of her plot to notify that she knew I was there.

I wanted so bad just to back out and pretend this hadn't happened, but right before I could, the man opened his eyes. He saw me, and I saw the "Company Owner" pin on his jostled shirt. Oh god.

"I came to tell you that your food is ready. but I can see you've already eaten." I said as Rarity withdrew from him, the slightest bit of cum running down the side of her mouth. She turned to look at me and saw my blank stare.

"What? You told me to have some meat."

We ended up with a 30% discount that night. Guy and Richard seemed pretty surprised. I just groaned. Rarity had come back out about fifteen minutes after I left, calmly looking like nothing had happened. She sat back down next to Applejack, and the two of them started whispering again. Oddly enough, my appetite was gone, so there was nothing left for me to do but plant my head in my palms and sit there moaning a little every now and again. I had almost worked up the will power to eat a little turkey when Rarity let out:

"Why don't you ever moan like that for me?"

Richard started to choke on whatever he had been swallowing. I wasn't sure whether he was laughing or just surprised that had been said out loud. But either way around it, I'm pretty sure he was dying on the floor right about now. Fluttershy was over top him, wanting to help but not really sure what to do with a human in this position. Guy was about to help, but then Richard got a hold of himself and he started to regain his composure. He had stopped coughing and was getting up when Applejack took the moment to reply.

"Cause he uses all his energy for me." And Richard fell right over, smacking his head on the table, and he was out like a light.

And that was how Thanksgiving dinner went. I wasn't exactly sure whether this was a night to remember or not, but at least Richard had made it better for me. We payed the bill, then Guy and I had to help take Richard back to his room. Fluttershy was pretty worried about him, but we assured her that he would be fine. After that, Guy took his two roommates back. Honestly, I was kind of jealous of him. He was good friends with his roommates. And Richard was dating one of his and seemed to get along well enough with the other, at least in public. And then there was me...

"You just have to be the one pulling the strings." Rarity said to Applejack. "Or, in this case, the shaft."

Yep. Then there was me.

Author's Note

To anyone who feels this is degrading to Rarity ~ It probably is.

SmileandSoar - I think punctual updates are out of the question by this point. The overall plot has been established (interpret that however you want), and it's just a matter of getting there. Unfortunately, school never likes making that easy for us, and I'd been dry on ideas up until recently. We'll try our best to keep this going and entertain you :P

Mr. Clopter and I felt that anything from him would have just been out of place. Mine was already a stretch. From here out, no guarantees of all three character's perspective. It'll jump around. For once, I've already started the next one before this one was up, so hopefully we'll actually be punctual. (ahahahahaha)

Whereabouts Unknown

Day 89 - Richard Dickinsun - Room 8

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Fluttershy screamed as she rolled over uncovering me from my peaceful sleep. It’s good to know that she isn’t always sleep and the grumpy has to come out sometimes too…but seriously, I was pretty sure there has been some drunk guy pounding at our door for the last hour…you know, between 1 am and 2 am…ugh…fuckit. I’ll go see what the bastard wanted. I slowly extricated myself from Fluttershy’s arms, lightly kissing her cheek before leaving the room. Halfway through the kitchen I realized pants…that was all, just pants. And then finally realized I wasn’t wearing any as I opened the door to find not one, but two people standing outside my door…One of which I have never seen before, the other I have seen too damn much.

“Ummm…hello?” I eloquently stated in my 2 am voice. “Do you need something?”

“Yes actually, we have just received our thirtieth noise complaint from this young lady here,” with that he motioned to the girl standing next to him, my god damn study obsessed neighbor. I swear she was worse than Twilight. “And she would very much like you to stop, however being the number of complaints it is imperative that you speak with our Dean of Students.”

“Uh huh…uh huh…yeah see I follow everything, except for that small little fact that…it’s 2 in the god damn morning. Why are you people awake?”

“Our dean only works at night.”

“Ahhh yes, because that’s the most normal habit for a Dean…godfuckinaodijfpoitjasd;kfj….fine.”

“Good, allow me to escort you there now.”

Looking back, I probably should have seen the fist coming…and you know…I wish I would have known that that was my neighbors boyfriend…and I should have known that he isn’t a very happy RA as, because it happens, he is the RA for Scotts floor…

“Good evening Mr. Dickinsun.” An ethereal voice that seemed to float from the darkness itself trilled. “I don’t believe that we have had the pleasure of meeting before.”

“I…uh…don’t think we have, no…” This much speech so soon after my jaw almost being knocked off managing to surprise myself while trying to get my feet underneath me from where I was unceremoniously dumped by that fucking RA.

“Yes, and I wish it were on much more…pleasant…terms.” She then spun around in her large swivel chair, you know, all Godfather-like, and I finally got a good look at her…and oh my Celestia…I couldn’t believe my eyes. Here sat a woman who couldn’t have looked a few weeks older than me, yet with an almost glowing blue hair with, and bear with me on this, stars floating there. Yeah, I was freaked out too. But isn’t the Dean of a school usually you know…a little older…and more masculine? I don’t know, just me I guess.

“Yes, I completely agree with that…ummm…miss?”

“Luna. I believe you have met my sister?” My jaw hit the floor. This…this, stunning young woman…is the sister of Celestia…what the fuck!

“I…uh…yeah…uh…”

“I take it she didn’t mention that I was here did she?”

“Well…uh…no…uh…you see…I didn’t expect you to look so…ummm…young…” At this a slight blush touched her pale skin.

“Thank you…but in all seriousness, you aren’t going to be punished, just try and keep the volume down. And hopefully I will be seeing you again later.” With that she winked and I ran straight out of the room trying to get my heart rate under control…did I just get hit on by someone who in her own dimension is a goddess? WHAT THE FUCK HAS MY LIFE BECOME!?!?

Day 89 - Scott Scottson - Room 3

YES! YES! YES! ALL OF MY YES! There was only about a week and a half left before Christmas break, and I was sooo looking forward to it. I'd finally be able to go home, spend some time with normal people, fuck my ex, the works. And to make it better, I woke up this morning and saw that white stuff was falling down from the sky. And I looked out the window and it was snowing! Awesome!

So it may have been 6 in the morning (I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in ages), but I got up anyway and took a look at the school's website, and sure enough classes were cancelled. I was extremely happy cause now I could put off my work until Friday morning rather than this morning. So I slipped out of bed as quietly as possible, trying not to wake up Applejack, who for once was in the bed on the other side of the room, and made my way to the kitchen. I got myself out the most classics of breakfasts, a poptart and some milk. I was determined to make this a good snow day.

'beep'. And what a way to start the day. A phone message from Twilight. I really didn't want involved in any of this insanity right now. Just one normal day was all I wanted. Was that too much to ask? So I put the phone on the counter and went to enjoy my "meal."

'beep.' Twilight again. Ugh, who taught her how to use a cellphone?

'beep.' "DAMMIT!" I almost yelled, covering my mouth just in time to keep the noise at a minimum. I angrily looked down at the phone, but then I noticed that the message was from Guy this time. A little better, but I still wasn't in the mood for talking to any of them.

'beep.' This time from Richard.

'beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep.' All from Richard. God dammit. Maybe I shouldn't have spammed his chat yesterday. Grudgingly, I picked up my phone and keyed in the password. "Scott, we're working on the project today. Show up when you get this." Why did they want to waste a perfectly good snow day? "Assholes," I said to the phone, "I'm going back to bed."

'beep.' For some reason I shivered when I saw that there was one last message from Twilight. "And if you don't show up, I can always just report all the drinks you've been having. <3"

"Scott, how's it going in there?" I heard Guy yell to me.

"It's really dry. I think we need to turn the heat down a little."

"I expect you to go faster if I do. The rest of us like it warm."

"But you're not inside it. Besides, any faster and I'll probably break it."

"For the love of... fine. Twilight, could you hit the AC? ... Ugh, please?"

I was having a lovely look at the inside of the machine, checking all the parts one by one. It was a really annoying task. Or, at least that's what everyone else thought I was doing. Guy and Twilight were working together on the coding while Richard was doing whatever it is Physics students did. But hey, what they didn't know won't kill them, right? I can't get enough of these damn cat gifs. Right now, I was watching an adorable cat flap its tail back and forth, sitting inside a box. I sympathized with the bored look on the cats face. It was trapped in box, unable to escape the dullness. Me too. Honestly, this whole thing might be more trouble than it's worth. At first this FIMFIC thing seemed kind of cool, like "oh hey, I get to be part of something awesome!" But as time went on, it just kind of became more of a liability.

"Guys?" I yelled out of the machine.

"I turned it down, damn it!" Guy bitched at me. Geez.

"No, this is something else." I said, throwing in some attitude.

"Whadya want?" He replied, not really sounding like he cared.

"Do we really have to finish this FIMFIC thing? I mean come on, it feels like we're doing the same thing day in and day out, and we never get anything done."

There was some mumbling that I couldn't make out, and the only thing I heard was something about how much of a blast I was to be around.

"Yes, Scott. We have to finish it. That's why we're here, genius. Ya know, you could try and contribute an idea for once, and maybe it would go faster." Came as a reply from Richard. He was talking to me like I didn't contribute anything to the group! What an ass! I put in entertaining commentary and lightened the mood with gifs from Cheezburger. That's plenty of a contribution!

I kept that thought to myself and went back to silently pretending to work. Being stuck inside this thing gave me a lot of time to think. That wasn't healthy, and often left me grumpy. Today my thoughts went to how sick I was getting of all this. Just this morning I had to meet with Rarity and Applejack... and the school guidance counselor. The students next door had been complaining about sounds passing from my room through the walls. This seemed to be a recurring theme at this school, but Richard's neighbors never did more than complain to him about it, get a night of peace, and then complain again the next night. Mine weren't so courteous. One time. I screamed one time! Anybody in their right mind would scream when AJ started getting rough. It hurt so good, damn it. Then Rarity started to scream when she saw the blood, and soon it was a scream off between the three of us. The rest of the floor didn't appreciate that, and one of the RAs that wasn't Twilight showed up in our room to a scene that he probably won't ever be able to get out of his brain. And for whatever reason, I thought it was hilarious for someone else to share in on my daily life and started cracking up. His response was "Oh god, why are you laughing? It's everywhere!"

And that went on to a councilor meeting, where we had to get briefed on "healthy relationships." And I'm pretty sure almost everything the councilor said went right over their heads. It wasn't anything overly complex for a normal human, but... you know the rest. So I don't think our neighbors managed to resolve very much in the long run. Man, that RA seemed pretty pissed the last time he was over. Well, maybe someone else would slip up and take some of the heat off my back. A boy can dream.

But no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't focus on this stupid work. Sometimes I wish something could just get me out of this mess...

"Scott, are you done with that coupling I asked you to look at yet?" Richard's voice held a clear hint of agitation. So I decided to make things 'better' for him.

"Nope!" I shouted out at him. And for added measure, I tossed a screwdriver out the top in no particular direction.

"Fuck! Eye!" I heard Guy yell. Seemed liked her was always getting hit in the head with one thing or another. I think I heard Twilight ask something like "You okay?" before there was a loud bang as (what was probably) equipment tumbled to the ground. A second later there was a click, more stuff falling to the ground, and something that terrified me to the core. The machine had begun to hum.

"Oh god, oh god, oh god!" I yelled out, desperately trying to struggle my way to the top of the machine. But there were parts and wires all over that made it hard to grip anywhere without getting tangled. "Damnidamnitdamnit!" The space around me started to get more and more compact, and that's when I realized everything was collapsing in on itself. With me still stuck inside! Shit! Wait. And in that moment, I accepted my fate as the machine imploded on itself, and my world went black. At least I finally got away from this mess. And so I went out, realizing I needed to be like a cat. Not give a flying fuck.

Day 89 - Richard Dickinsun - Secret Room Debris

So Scott once again was taking forever, but you know, that’s nothing new, this fucking schematic though…something about it just isn’t lining up, it should be working, but the supports on the outside don’t seem like they would be able to withstand the force that the void between the dimensions would exert…hmmm…maybe I should try to get Scott out before something bad happens…

"Scott, are you done with that coupling I asked you to look at yet?" Hopefully he is…

“Nope!” and I heard something flying through the air and suddenly Guy was yelling “FUCK! EYE!” and that’s when things went to hell. I think Twilight tried to move to help Guy, but there was a loud crash as a whole table's worth of equipment clattered to the ground. I spun around to see what had happened, and that was when my jacket got caught on my computer and the whole desk was cleared…

“FUCK!” Oh god all my work… I tried my hardest to catch the computer, and managed to snag a corner, which managed to slow it enough that it didn’t break in the end, but immediately after I smacked my face into the closest thing for being such an idiot…and that’s when I heard the humming…and apparently so did everyone else because the yelling stopped. I slowly looked up and just in time to see the whole machine disappear into nothing but a pile of burning ashes, and Twilight’s eyes and mine locked…and both our jaws dropped. That’s when the fire alarm went off and the sprinklers came on…and we ran, fast…

You see, we had some chemicals in there…some things we probably shouldn’t have had…you know, hardcore stuff for the machine…and they weren’t supposed to get wet…and well…sprinklers...

About thirty seconds after we got out of the room, the whole thing exploded taking a chunk out of the school. All of us, minus Scott, were standing outside, soaking wet, and silent. As students poured out of the dorms to find out what the hell had just happened, the three of us ran into the rest of our friends. Someone had to break the ice…

“Well, at least something worked out for us…Scott is gone now…” I said with a hesitant laugh…and for the second time that day, I found myself unconscious…later I was informed that Applejack punched me…I thought it was a truck.

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - http://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/maru.gif
The last things Scott saw:
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/304007/slide_304007_2589163_free.gif?1371671240639
Bye Scott. He's totally not gonna be back. Totally. Anyway, it's been a while, and to you people who enjoy this stuff we write for some reason, I apologize. As always, we're working on becoming more consistent. It would be amazing if that happened. That being said, since it's been so long, we're doubling up here, and another chapter will be posted tomorrow. Thanks for reading, and hope you enjoy.

Tehheliclopter - Sorry about the delay everypony. We did end up getting a request for more and by Celestia did that ever make us feel bad. So we put down our hooves and made a solid attempt at getting this out as soon as possible. Expect another three chapters soon...meaning like...before school is out...hopefully. Our personal lives are hectic such as all people's and due to a lot of limiting factors this will slow once summertime hits, but we will try our best to keep the story moving and maybe get out a chapter or two once it begins... Also, anyone else happy that Scott is gone? Or is it just me?

S&S - So I accidentally hit the publish button when I was working on the next chapter instead of edit cause my laptop is ultra-sensitive, and I felt bad that it showed up on the updated slot, so screw it, I'll put this out a little earlier than I planned.

A Crazy Christmas Camp

Day 90 - Richard Dickinsun - On the road to Viridian City

Shortly after the incident with the whole “exploding pipeline” in the school…it was… ”recommended” that we take a bit of an early break, tests were done and the semester was over so it was perfectly possible. Twilight still wasn’t exactly happy that she ended the semester second in the class, but you know, what can “I” really do about that, I’m not failing a class just so she can feel good about herself. Everyone was to be sent away for a week while the school was repaired…the biggest problem being, what would happen to the girls. But that’s where I came in, being that I’m a well-rounded student on top of being a physics major and too smart for my own damn good, I figured we could all go camping, in a cabin of course because god knows Rarity would never make it through winter camping in a tent…and I’m not sure if Twilight could handle it either…might be a unicorn thing but those girls get way too cold way too fast. But with Celestia’s permission this trip was set up, and we were gifted two large cabins out on the side of a mountain. Both cabins were made for four people total, which worked well with Scott gone, and that meant that we now had to make a decision…who was rooming with who. In the end it was agreed that I take Rainbow, Twilight, and Applejack; while Guy ended up with Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity. Out of the group Flutters and I probably knew the most about nature, so we obviously couldn’t be in the same group, which means I don’t get any for two weeks…but that can be angsted over later.

“Alright everyone, split into your two groups, and prepare for a great camping experience.” Dean Luna announced, a little too loudly, as we all unloaded our things from the van and began to move into our new homes for the week. It would have helped if they weren’t almost a mile away, and there wasn’t two feet of snow on the ground…but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

“See you in a week Flutters.” I said as we embraced.

“You’ll see me a lot sooner than that.” She replied as she quickly ran her breasts along my chest while leaning up to kiss my cheek…and then she was gone, flitting off to her group to bravely lead them into the snowy wasteland that ended at their cabin.

“Well Richard, I trust the rest into you and Fluttershy’s hands. Keep everyone safe.” Luna looked at me sternly...before promptly hopping back in the van and speeding off down the road.

“Alright ladies, let’s go. Got a lot of ground to cover and time is wasting, I would like to have a fire going within the hour. Twilight bundle up, and Applejack, if you can carry this extra gear that would be amazing.”

“Will do sugarcube.” Her southern drawl still confusing me.

“And Rainbow, we need you to-“ And she was already off sprinting…ugh…why is she so awkward around other guys…fucking Guy especially. “Well ok then, guess we’ll just get to the cabin first then split up duties…so I guess we should head out.” And with that this camping trip is underway.

***

The first day was just fine, you know we got moved in, the last visitors left the cabin well stocked with your general household supplies and enough wood to get your through the first day just fine...but only that. So around noon of the next day we were completely out of firewood, and while I had no problem going to chop some wood, I was going to need some help carrying it back, with that in mind it was time to go rouse the girls.

“Alright ladies! Time to get up, and get moving! It is a solid 12:03 which means you are six hours and three minutes too late to get up!” I pushed the door to their room open, and found three girls in the middle of changing.

“RICHARD!” Twilight shrieked, grabbing a shirt hastily to cover her exposed breasts, her panties framing her ass like nothing I have seen before...I had never honestly thought about Twilight that way, but honestly, she wasn’t that bad looking.

“DICK!” Rainbow Dash threw a shoe at me, obviously more upset than embarrassed at me simply opening the door, while not really my type, in any sense, her blues really complimented her pale skin...but that was it, her bust and hips were just waaaaay too small for me...guess Guy must be into that kinda thing...

And suddenly I was pressed up against the far wall and the door was slammed shut.

“Well now mister Richard...I think you might be a bit too bold here. Peek’n in on some of your ladyfriend’s friends while they’re changen ain’t exactly the most honorable thing now is it.” Applejack said almost sensuously as she pressed her rather firm bust against me, pressing me further into the wall, her completely naked body easily drawing my eyes as I realized that while she wasn’t “buff” she was very toned. Her solid muscles drawing perfect lines around every part of her body. Her flat stomach looking solid enough to scratch diamonds, and her legs, well strengthened from all her work on the farm back home just...holy shit…

“I uh...that wasn’t my intention no...I thought you all were still asleep.” A mild blush of embarrassment flashing across my cheeks.

“Well now sugercube, how you planen on making up for yer mistake?” She pressed even further into me, her hot breath flowing over my neck and forcing my hair to stand on end...even like this Applejack was kind of sexy….in a terrifying amazon woman kind of way.

“I uhhiaou...ummm...I don’t…” I couldn’t form a coherent thought even though I tried so hard…

“Applejack! Come get dressed and stop acting like a harlot. You know Richard is taken.”

“Seriously AJ, where’s your sense of loyalty, he’s dating one of your best friends.”

I hadn’t even noticed the door reopen, but their timing couldn’t have been any better. With her sexual concentration broken, Applejack retreated, turning her firm ass towards me and I swear she forced it to bounce a little before tossing back over her shoulder, “Next time just ask me to show you, I’ll gladly share.” and with a little giggle the door closed again, blocking my view of Applejack once again.

“I...what just happened?” I stuttered out.

“You seemed to be getting along with her quite well. You better apologize to Fluttershy the next time you see her... otherwise you’re going to be sorry.” Rainbow had a fierce face on and was rolling up the sleeve on her shirt.

“Of course I will Rainbow, just an accident is all…” And with that I hugged her, all feistiness leaving as she blushed furiously.

“You’re an asshole you know that!” And with that she stormed off to get breakfast, leaving only myself and Twilight standing outside the room.

“Well Twi, looks like it is just you and me left to go get firewood. Up for some exercise?”

“If I must. Are you sure you don’t want to wait for Applejack? I’m sure she would be of more use.” She looked a little surprised that I had asked only her.

“Nah, we can get enough to last us another day just the two of us. Besides, we haven’t talked in awhile.” I don’t know why, but in that moment it almost seemed as if she were nervous...hmmm…

“So what are we looking for?” She was looking straight through me, the cold really seemed to emanate not only from the outside but from straight from inside of her as well.

“Well, we need some more firewood, and the best kinds for that are dead wood, so stuff laying on the ground would work best.” I said, trying my best to not be condescending, it isn’t her fault she doesn’t know our local flora...or about wilderness survival techniques…

“Oh, alright...so would that oak or the pine work better for what we need?”

“Well obviously the pine would work well to get it going, but the oak burns a little better in the long run, plus I just don’t care for the smell of the ….wait what?” I looked over at her a little confused.

“Well...I studied a little bit knowing I didn’t know much about the area...and I wanted to feel helpful.”

“I...uh...oh. I’m sorry Twilight. Didn’t figure you would be that into this camping thing…”

“I like to be informed about whatever I’m doing thank you very much. Knowledge is power after all.”

“Well...now I know, and knowing is half the battle.”

“What?” She asked looking at me highly confused by my turn of phrase.

“It’s something from a tv show I used to watch.” I brushed it off, then something suddenly grabbed my attention.

“Richard...what was that?” I could sense the terror coursing through her…

“Ummm...I would tend to say that was a bear...a very large bear...the only thing I can think that would make it that upset would be people...people waking it up probably.”

Twilight looked up at the sky, “Richard...isn’t that in the direction of the other cabin?”

Following her use of the sun as a directional pinpointer, “I...well...FUCK!” I took off at a hard sprint in the direction of the roar.

“Wait for me!” Twilight started chasing after me as well as she could with all of her layers on.

All I could think of was making sure it wasn’t Fluttershy out there with a bear, I had to save her, she might be good with animals back where she was from, but back where she was from magic was a viable thing...and I can’t even handle how scared I am right now…

I stopped dead in my tracks, Twilight slamming into my back. In front of me I saw something I definitely didn’t expect, a bear sprinting away from the direction the roar was from. And it saw me...and it saw Twilight too...well shit.

“Twilight...stay very very still,” I whispered, “just don’t try to provoke it…”

“Ok…” She curled up slightly behind me.

The bear stared at us, then suddenly looked terrified and ran off, a small cub following behind it. The fuck was that about? I know my beard is looking kinda scruffy...but damn! I’m not that scary looking… Oh well, bear taken care of...I guess?

Luckily we noticed a fallen tree nearby, my closest guess was a sugar maple, and a fairly old one at that, but it was dry...ish… and it definitely looked dead enough to make great firewood. I quickly slid a still sheathed knife out of my boot and tossed it to Twilight, who in her panic almost dropped it.

“WHY IN CELESTIA’S NAME WOULD YOU THROW A KNIFE AT ME!?” Her hands shaking, I guess a knife after a bear could do that to someone without as much time in the wilds.

“It’s still sheathed. You would really have to try to hurt yourself with that thing covered as it is.” As I finished I also fished the axe out from below my sweatshirt.

“Yeah but still at least wa-... Why was that axe under your shirt?”

“I wanted the handle to be warm.”

“But...isn’t that uncomfortable?”

“No?” As I began removing the rest of the arsenal from under my clothing, four knives of various size, three more handaxes, a rope saw, a small sledge hammer, and an oversized metal wedge. “After working at a summer camp for a number of years, you just get used to carrying literally anything you would need in a day, and more.”

“Well ok then...what do we do now?”

“Keep that knife on you in case you have to clear anything from the branches, you know, like thorns or something. But you can use that rope saw to take off the smaller branches near the top while I start cutting and splitting the trunk.”

“Ok...but how do I do that?”

“I thought you said you studied?” I laughed slightly at her distraught look. “But seriously it’s really easy, just wrap it around the branch and start pulling back and forth on either side.”

Needless to say she figured it out, and we began working. Nearly twenty minutes went by of silent working before I heard the sound of a foot slipping, then screaming along with the snapping of wood...fuck. Looking up I see Twilight has fallen onto the pile of branches she made, one of them sticking through her pant leg. Luckily it looks like she hadn’t broken anything, and it hadn’t gone straight through, but she did catch some muscle, and it was bleeding like a bitch. AAAAAAAAND that’s when the crying started. I tried as fast as I could to make a marker as to where the wood was, then began cutting away the rest of the pant leg and forming it into a makeshift bandage.

“Come on Twilight it’s not that bad, everything will be ok. Look the bleeding is already slowing down.” I finished tying off the shredded jean. “See, it’s ok.”

“NO IT’S NOT!” She choked out through the tears and the crying and the...eww...snot. “Everything's not ok!” I had a feeling this wasn’t just about the leg. “Everyone has something or someone here! Everyone has stopped worrying about getting home!” She continued while forcing herself to her feet, groaning as she put pressure onto her leg, which crumpled below her and she found herself back in the snow. “I hate this! I hate that there is so little I can do here, and I hate feeling so...so!...alone…” She curled up slightly, her arms wrapping around her legs.

“Well shit Twi...you should have said something. You are always so dedicated to your RA duties back at school...and whenever you aren’t doing that, you are busy working on the machine.” I reached out my hand to help her back up. “And we haven’t forgotten...or at least I haven’t. I want you guys to get home...I want you to each be back with those you care about...but right now we need more time. The building needs rebuilt, and we need to start from scratch...but we also need time to get to know one another...because there might be a few more failures before we get this all worked out...and the only way any of us are going to make it through that, is if we all know who we are working with...and not just the surface value of seeing each other on occasion...but really knowing each other. We need to get along. Understand?” She looked up at me and took my hand, allowing me to pull her up and over my shoulder, instantly putting her into a fireman’s carry. “Good...now let's get back to the cabin and clean that wound.”
The sniffling finally slowed as we left the area of the downed tree. “What about the firewood?”
“Don’t worry, I left a marker for Dash and AJ...they’ll be able to find it. You are priority number one right now.” I said as calmly as I could, and that’s when the giggling started, “What’s so funny?” I retorted.
“Nothing...I just...I wonder if this is how Fluttershy always feels with you...overly protected, and forced to be cared for...it’s nice.” I felt her growing slightly warmer against my shoulders.
“Now don’t go getting any ideas, I care about all my friends this much...I would do the same for any of them...if you were Flutters and this happened...god I would be a bumbling mess still trying to figure out how to make it better right away.” My nervous laugh betrayed a bit too much of the truth coming out.
“So you really do care about her huh?”
“Yeah…”
“Have you thought about what you will do about when we go home?”
“Yeah.” That was the abrupt end to that conversation, the steel from my voice shutting down the next words from Twilight before they could form.
It took a bit longer to get back to the cabin than it did to get us to the tree, and I was exhausted from carrying Twilight the whole way. But we made it, and to my displeasure we found Rainbow and AJ outside throwing snowballs at one another.
“Well, sure am glad the two of you are having fun!” I yell catching their attention just as AJ loosed another volley, which landed firmly between Dash’s eyes. I had to bite back a laugh before I continued, “But while you two were here dicking around, Twilight and I were out finding and cutting firewood, so now that Twi hurt herself, and I carried her back, you two can go carry back the firewood, and bring back my tools.”
“What happened to Twilight!?” Dash ran up quickly, as she wiped snow from her face. “How did she hurt herself?”
“Just a little slip Rainbow, got snagged on a branch as I fell…” She said, trying to smile through the pain.
“So I’m going to properly clean and bandage her leg, and whichever one of you brings back the most firewood doesn’t have to sleep outside.” I smiled, my eyes glinting devilishly.
“But thers four beds inside. Why da one of us have ta sleep outside?” AJ asked eyeing me nervously.
“Because I said so. Also because my room only has two beds, and Twilight will need space to spread out better with her leg, so she will be getting two beds, which means the other person gets to share a room with me.”
“Uhhh...but we don’t have anything to sleep in outside?” Rainbow Dash pointed out.
“So you think, but I brought more than enough for all of us. It will be ready by the time you get back. Now...chop chop.” And with that they started hauling ass away from us in the direction I pointed. I used the time they were away to rearrange the beds so Twilight could be more comfy while healing, cleaned and properly bandaged her leg, set up the tent and laid out a sleeping bag inside waiting for the loser. Now to start cooking. I ended up making a hearty stew, and was just finishing up browning some beef for my portion when I heard an exhausted yell from outside. Sounds like Rainbow Dash lost.
“HAHA! Told ya you wouldn’t beat me Dash! I always come out ahead in challenges of strength, especially without those cheating wings uh yours.”
“Shut up AJ! It’s not like your super strength just came from bucking apples!”
“Oh look Dash! He even got yer pup tent set up, cuz yer sleeping outside like a dog!”
“WHAT!? NO WAY! HE WAS SERIOUS!?!”
I chose this point to walk outside, “Damn right I was, now come eat and warm up, it’s getting dark.”
Dinner passed, night fell, and everything was calm. It took a little extra prodding of RD’s pride, but we got her outside in the tent, which meant I was stuck in the same room as AJ. Great.
“So Dick...wanna show me yours?” She called over to me from her bed.
“I’m with Fluttershy, you know that, why even ask?”
“Just being honest with myself,” She rolled back over, “earth ponies are always looking for a suitable mate, you seemed knowledgeable enough about the outdoors and a lot of other stuff, figured I’d give you a ride and see how well ya handle.”
“Yeah no.” And I rolled over and passed out, the stress of Twilight’s injury having taken its toll on me.

***

Day 90 - Guy Newman - Viridian City

"It's soooo cold." Rarity complained as we made our way through the snow. I'm pretty sure the dean (who I had never actually seen before today) had dropped everyone off closer to Richard's cabin. So now we had further to walk.

"Well, you could try carrying something." I replied, a little bitter at all the stuff I now had to drag along. Most of it hers. "The work might warm you up a little." The look of disgust on her face made me feel like I had just insulted her. It was pretty obvious that she wasn't going to be doing much on this trip. So between Pinkie and I, we had to carry about eight suitcases, six handbags, and a purse. She did realize we were only out here for a two weeks, right? Fluttershy had to lead us, so she couldn't be weighed down too much, so she just kind of lugged a suitcase behind her and took the purse. I didn't want to be shown up by Pinkie, but somehow she was able to grab four of the suitcases and four of the handbags. So that left me with three and two of each. And that was basically why we had already been walking for half an hour and were only about half way there. Both Pinkie and I were lagging behind, but I'm pretty sure Pinkie was doing it on purpose like it was a game to see who could lug Rarity's stuff to the finish line last.

After another forty minutes or so, I finally managed to drag myself to the front door of the cabin and collapsed, pretty much right on the doormat.

"Oh, goodness. Are you alright?" Fluttershy asked me in a worried tone.

"No, no. I'm just fine. This is just a game." I said sarcastically to the ground.

"Ooh, ooh, I wanna play!" I instantly realized this was a mistake as Pinkie fell down face first, landing right on my back. It would have been worse if it had been my stomach, but having a whole person fall on me hadn't been on the to-do list. I just lay there and groaned.

"Guy, you don't seem to be having much fun with this game." Pinkie said.

"Really? Cause I'm having a blast." I really should learn to drop the sarcasm. Cause right now it was biting me in the ass. Well technically, it was digging Pinkie's knees into my ass, but you get the point. She shrugged and did the same thing I was doing. After about thirty seconds of playing this "game," I realized she was still playing.

"Uh, Pinkie? You won. Can I get up now?"

"Sure."

"Pinkie, I can't get up with you on me."

"What?"

"Please get off my back." By the time I was finally able to stand up, Fluttershy and Rarity had already gone inside, along with all the bags. Honestly, I was impressed Rarity even did that much work.

"Can we play that game again, later?" Pinkie asked me, standing behind me with a smile on her face, apparently satisfied with her victory.

"Errr, I'd rather not." But of course that made her sad. The things that entertained this girl. I rolled my eyes, but couldn't help but smile. "We'll see, okay?" She lit up and did a little jump. "Now get inside, ya rascal." I said, sticking my tongue out at the end.

For a log house in the middle of the woods, the cabin was actually pretty nice. Looking around the whole thing, it already had beds, an at least moderately functional kitchen, and running water. Not too bad, aside from the fact that it was really cold. There were two bedrooms, and under normal circumstances, I would have gotten my own room, leaving the three girls in the other. Instead we went two in each, but I guess I was used to rooming with Pinkie by now, so there could've been worse things. Rarity and Fluttershy had taken their things up to their room (this thing had two floors. Really fancy!), leaving us the bedroom on the bottom floor. Our things, which were much less numerous than Rarity's, were left in the entrance hallway for us to take. But when opened the door to the room, I instantly realized it was gonna be one of those weekends. There was only one bed. I pretty big bed, but only one. A wasn't really sure how to feel about that. But I'd have to wait to worry about it, because Futtershy had already come down and requested us all to meet in the living room.

"...and that's what I need you to do. Please." She finished. It was odd to see the shy girl taking charge, but she obviously had an understanding of living in nature, so I made sure to pay attention. Since the whole point of this trip was getting to know each other better (because in all honesty, for the most part we'd stayed with our own roommates), we'd be doing different tasks with different people throughout the trip. Today Pinkie and Rarity were in charge of gathering berries, cause Fluttershy wouldn't let us hunt. I had brought along some actual food to get through the trip, but we were trying to make this as realistic as possible. Then our captain and I were in charge of gathering wood to burn in the fireplace to keep the damn house at a comfortable temperature. So we'd need logs, basically. We'd have to take an ax and cut down a tree or two, cut that into smaller pieces, and stock up for the two weeks. That's how Fluttershy decided to do this. Couldn't be too bad, right?

It was about three hours later when we finally found a tree to cut down. Seeing one or two nice trees I could respect. but we had spent our time walking through I don't even know how much of the camping grounds while Fluttershy investigated the entirety of every tree. She had to make sure the tree wasn't too young, for one thing. After she determined whether it was in the age range, she had to check its thickness to make sure it would make good wood. If it met those conditions, she went on to check if there were any animals, most commonly birds, living in the trees. With these three easy steps, we slowly and ineffectually finally found a tree that she would let me decapitate. By this point, I was ready to start swinging. The sooner we were done, the sooner I could get warm again. Three hours out in this snow wasn't my idea of fun, but I didn't want to hurt Fluttershy's feelings. Ugh, being the soft one sucks sometimes. But now I finally got to get all this angst out with a little bit of tree execution.

I got myself in position and prepared to swing, taking my first hack.

"Wait, no!" Fluttershy yelled, surprisingly loud, but a little too late. As the first swing planted itself in the trunk, I heard a roar from somewhere behind me.

"Holy sh-" I didn't get to finish my scream as I saw a giant bear come plowing towards the tree. Shouldn't this thing have been in hibernation? I dropped the ax and instantly rolled in a pretty much random direction, just trying to get away from where the bear was headed. The bear ran right passed Fluttershy, trying to swing at me, but it had continued in a straight line and now managed to miss both me and the tree. Unfortunately, I had gotten myself caught in a snag of roots that had been hidden under the snow. Fucking great. So I'd leave this world by a pile-driving bear. The bear turned back towards me and started to plow forward once more. But somehow both me and the heap of fur had missed Fluttershy move, and she now stood between me and it.

"Fluttershy, just run!" I shouted at her. I guess I didn't want someone else killed trying to save me. But to my surprise, as she simply stood there, I could've sworn I could see fear in the bear's eyes. But it definitely stopped charging, and even started to back away a little.

"How did you-" But I was cut off by her hand motioning for me to just be still. And then she started talking to it. Like, she was still speaking English, I think (I was a little dazed), and the bear was grunting back like it understood her. By this point, I thought I was going completely insane. But the bear motioned its paw towards the top of the tree, and when I looked up, I saw that there was a very frightened bear cub in the branches.

"Please forgive my friend. We'll leave you alone now." She said. I must have been tripping so hard on adrenaline, cause the dear nodded back, then backed up a little. Fluttershy slowly helped me untangle myself and backed us away from the tree. When we were a safe distance away, we stopped for me to sit down and get a grip on myself. And my heartbeat.

"What was that?" I asked, in some mix of remaining terror and awe.

"The bear was just protecting her cub. The baby had been in the tree the whole time. That wasn't the tree you were supposed to cut." Came her reply.

"Well, why did you tell me to cut a tree so close to where the cub was?"

"I never told you to cut one there. You got lost and went for the wrong one." She said, not meaning to be rude, but simply pointing out a fact.

"Why didn't you stop me then?"

"I didn't realize you were going to swing. But it also ended up being a valuable lesson."

"Lesson? I could have..." But a warning shot from her eyes told me everything. As I looked into them, unable to look away, I realized that I was in the wrong. She was right. And damn was she scary when she wanted to be. So for the rest of the day, my job was to not do anything else stupid and ponder if that bear would have been better off hibernating.

We probably made it back to cabin at around four. Which in Winter basically meant "getting late." It was already starting to get dark, but we got a fire lit before it got too cold. And after the entirety of the day's events, as well as everything that had happened the past few days, I was just downright exhausted. Rarity was giving Pinkie a makeover, which could take hours, and Fluttershy was making dinner. I decided to go to sleep. I just didn't wanna do anything else today. And for once, my body agreed with my mind, and I collapsed into bed, dragged myself under the colors, and passed out like a light. Unfortunately, more on the usual side of things, the girls didn't agree with me. I almost had a heart attack when I woke up in the air above the bed, flying who knew where. I came back down, screaming the whole time, and landed with a thunk on my rear. The bed was soft enough to absorb most of the impact, but I still felt it. And now lying where I had been a few seconds ago was Pinkie. I had a fraction of a second to give her a death-stare before the blanket I had been under fell perfectly on top of us. It was a little darker now, but eyes quickly got used to the change. She was wearing a pink camisole underneath a white jacket, which I assumed was just an extra layer to deal with the cold, and was giving me her signature goofy grin. And even though I was upset about the wake-up call, I couldn't stay mad at her. Plus I had to admit, it had been quite an impressive maneuver.

"Hey, Guy! What's up?" I mumbled something about a bear attack and just wanting some sleep. "What was that?"

"Nothing important."

"Oh. So how's the super-duper-camping-trip going? Enjoying yourself?"

"I'll start having fun eventually... I hope." I muttered the last bit.

"OOH! I'll help!" She yelled, and before I could stop her I was lying on my stomach with a pink-haired girl on my back. Lying there.

"Uhh, Pinkie? What are you doing?" I asked, confused.

"Playing the game you had so much fun with earlier!" She answered. And I groaned again. Note to self: Control my tongue. I took my face, and planted it in my pillow.

"Goodnight Pinkie." I stated bluntly, muffled but still loud enough for her to hear.

"Can I sleep here?" She asked. "You're really warm."

"...fine."
And things would only get more hectic from there...

The next two days or so passed about as normally as they could. Pinkie and I were put in charge of simply surveying the area the next day. Needless to say I was on edge the entire walk, but it was for naught, as we didn't run into any more bears. That was a plus. The downside was that Pinkie had to get used to walking on ice in her human body, so she was slipping all over the place. She was laughing the whole time, but I was spending effort being worried that she might hurt herself and then meet a bear. Seriously, I'd developed two fears on this trip, quite abruptly: bears and Fluttershy. They're both terrifying.

Other than spending every living moment in fear, I enjoyed the walk with my hyperactive friend. She definitely helped lighten my mood just by being around, and it was only a matter of time before I joined in on the frolicking and laughing. the day passed by in some kind of sugar high, without any sugar. Luckily enough, we didn't find any bears this time, and we managed to cover a lot of the land we were going to be living on for the next while. Hopefully no more bears. Seriously.

Before I even realized it, the day was almost at its end, and we pretty much only noticed because Pinkie shivered when it started to get cold. With the sun setting, we made our way back to the cabin. Rarity and Fluttershy were still away. I think they were animal watching, but I wasn't completely sure. But I did know they'd be back soon, so I went ahead and started the stove to make soup. Pinkie took the time to make herself some hot chocolate. With chocolate syrup. And chocolate sauce.

"Do you people even have Diabetes in your world?" I muttered. Now that I thought about it, she was almost always eating one kind of sugary delight or another. I had mostly just been talking to myself, but she heard me anyway.

"Have what now?" She asked, seemingly confused.

"Err... it's nothing." I decided it easier to just roll with it. "But just in case, you really shouldn't have that much chocolate at once."

"Aww..." She moped, actually a little teary. I guess chocolate was a big deal. "But, why?"

"It's really not good for your body." I said, trying to explain it as simply as I could.

"You mean you don't like chocolate?" She gasped. "But that's so insane!"

"Trust me, Pinkie. I love chocolate. But you don't really want to coat yourself in it, do you?"

That seemed to get her thinking about something. She opened her mouth to say something, but right as she did, she was drowned out by the sound of the door opening, Rarity making a dramatic entrance.

"Oh, it was horrible! It's so cold, and the snow gets my fabulous shoes wet, and..." I zoned out quickly, not really listening to her complaints anymore. I just went back to making dinner. About half an hour later, it was ready and everyone had their fill. Fluttershy thought it was amazing, which was kind of funny to me, cause I had almost no cooking skills. Oh well. Success. And since I had made the dinner, that meant I didn't have to do the dishes, as by our pre-established rules. So I finished up and made my way to bed again. Tomorrow was our last day of what Fluttershy called "easy tasks," so I wanted to make sure I was well rested for whatever this trip may bring.

***

Author's Note

Clopter - "Clopter I need you to write your part of the story." Huh? What story? We were doing a thing? "Yeah it's been like 3 years." WAIT WHAT?!? Didn't we tell them like, a week or 2 till the next chapter?! "Yup." Well fuck. Guess I better write this.

True story.
Sorry for the wait on this one!

S&S - eh, next few days, next few years. Same thing, really. Just a couple hours difference. Clearly it was caused by severe trauma over Scott and not by Clopter being useless. We'll go with that. And the ONE TIME I mention it and he decides "dahhhh, me write good now" is the time I'm creatively dry. Well, none the less, we'll see how long I can keep him useful for. Hope everyone enjoys whatever it is we wrote (No seriously, my part of this chapter has been done for three years, I have no idea what I wrote) :D.

A Crazier Christmas Camp

Day 103- Guy Newman - Playing with Legos.

There’s nothing quite like spending Christmas Eve having a girl who doesn’t know how Legos work build a large castle out of Legos. It was eleven am the morning of December 24th, and it was already getting difficult to contain Pinkie Pie’s excitement for the upcoming holiday. So with no other ideas to kill the time, I decided this was as good a time as any to pull out the secret weapon i had stashed away in one of Rarity’s giant suitcases: Three boxes of Legos. The past two weeks or so had been nothing but running outside to secure provisions from the woods, be it firewood or berries Fluttershy said were okay to eat. Not sure what kind of berries thrived in winter, but if Fluttershy said they were safe, I believed it. Rarity and Fluttershy were out on one of said “Nature walks right now,” leaving me to entertain pink pony girl as she bounced off the walls in anticipation. And that’s how the construction of Fort Forty Fort began. It began with Pinkie dumping out every last Lego onto the floor and beginning to sort them by color. This took about 3 minutes. For three bigass boxes, this was a pretty impressive feat. This was followed up by several minutes of attempting to stick those annoying connector rods into bricks they didn’t go in and seeing which ones spun around the best. Much less impressive.
“So, what do these do?” She asked, pointing at the two castle gate pieces.
“They’re the doors.” I replied, assuming she’d get the jist of this soon enough. That was probably my mistake, as I’m not sure how long was spent giving details on the uses of each and every piece in that pile. And somehow I don’t think there was a single repeat. After that, she went back to the spinning thing.
“Put the brick on a stick and spin it around, look at this fun new game I’ve found ♪.” She hummed to herself. I figured with that, I could probably leave her be for a little while and go do something else. Probably step outside and see if Rarity and Fluttershy were near back yet. It was pretty close to lunchtime, but I didn’t want to start making anything just to have them not come back any time soon. Too much longer and I’d just switch over to single serve and let them figure out their meals themselves, but I was willing to wait a little bit longer.
“Alright Pinkie, don’t make too much of a mess while I’m gone.” I said to her.
“Wait, hold on, one more question!” She stopped me.
“Yes?”
“Is it okay if the fort extends outside?” That was her question? There weren’t THAT many bricks, so I wasn’t exactly sure how she planned on managing that in the first place, but…
“Sure, if you can make it go that far.” I decided to issue her the challenge, hoping maybe it would keep her busy for a little longer.
“Oh, don’t worry about that.” She grinned. “Well, have fun out there.”
“Yeah, and you enjoy your Legos.” And so I left her to her brick-themed devices as I gathered up my boots and gloves and got ready to step out into the winter wonderland I had grown rather accustomed to over the past week and a half. Once you got used to being cold, it wasn’t really that bad to see snow all the time. This is probably because in no way shape or form was I expected to shovel an inch of it, but given that circumstance, having a snowball fight or two had been kind of fun, and the snowman we had built on day 5 was still standing, albeit having been reinforced a few times by its architect, she who was playing with Legos. All in all, I suppose it had been an okay vacation. Refocusing on the current moment, I began to gaze into the forest around the cabin to see if Rarity and Fluttershy were anywhere nearby. My quick scan didn’t yield any results, so I decided to go a little bit in, since it wasn’t like there was much else for me to do. The trees weren’t exactly thick, and there weren’t any leaves to obstruct vision, so I could see the general area pretty well. As long as the altitude didn’t shift too much, I’d be able to see them easy enough if i got close to them. I wasn’t planning on going very far, but it was also nice enough outside that I figured a little walk couldn’t hurt. And so that was how I ended up out in the forest on Christmas Eve.

It had probably been about ten minutes since I had started walking now, but I still hadn’t come across the other two members of my party. I couldn’t imagine them being too far out, since Rarity was involved. If it were just Fluttershy, I wouldn’t put it passed her to be literally anywhere in this darn forest, but she had a much more indoor inclined companion along with her this time around, so I was starting to wonder just where exactly the two of them had managed to get off to. But just as I was about to give up and head on back to the cabin, I started hearing the sound of voices up ahead. As I got closer, I realized I was approaching a clearing in the woods to a field, and I could now make out the voices, as well as see the figures of the two girls I had come out here looking for.
“Oh please, please, PLEASE can’t we stay out here just a little bit longer, darling?” At that moment, I began to wonder if I had fallen asleep outside at some point and passed on without realizing it. In what world was Rarity begging to stay out in nature any longer than she had to? But when the trees parted and I saw the large pile of shiny rocks behind her it started to make more sense. More specifically, it was a pile of gemstones. Sure enough, there was a hole in the ground in front of them, a big break in the otherwise snow-covered field, and Rarity was bent down over it reaching into it, occasionally tossing more gems out into the pile behind her.
“We really should be heading back now though… we’ve been out for almost two hours, and the others are probably wondering where we are…” Fluttershy gave as a response.
“Well, I was, but now it makes sense.” I put in as a reply as I walked up behind them. Fluttershy jumped a little in surprise, but murmured a greeting once she realized it was me, and Rarity made no recognition that I had showed up and just kept digging, a new gemstone joining the pile every 30 seconds or so. “You guys come outside for two hours and end up finding a potential fortune.”
“Oh? You use gems as currency too?” Rarity perked up, suddenly interested as the conversation took a turn towards gems.
“Well, more like you can trade them for currency, but yeah. And they can end up being pretty valuable, depending on some factors. I’m not an expert myself, so we’ll have to wait til we go back to the dorms to get them appraised. But if they’re real, they should be worth a fair bit either way.” With this information, Rarity returned to her digging with a renewed vigor, to which Fluttershy sighed.
“Just as I had almost convinced her to leave…” I heard her mumble.
“Sorry, my bad.” I apologized, now realizing what I’d just caused.
“If you really feel bad, help me dig so it gets done faster!” Was the reply Rarity gave, now from all the way inside the hole she had created. I looked over at Fluttershy, who shrugged and said “Might as well.”
And so that’s how we ended up spending the next hour or so digging through the ground to collect shiny rocks for Rarity. After that time, two things were realized: First was we had now been out here a long time without eating and our stomachs were empty; second was that we had just dug up a massive amount of gemstones, and now had to carry them all back to the cabin. I had lost track of exactly how long I had walked to get here in the first place, but had probably been about 15 minutes total. For a normal walk, that would be no problem, but the only thing we had that could be used to carry the gems was a small backpack Fluttershy brought with her whenever she went out into the woods, and it was half-full of supplies already. The lack of any snacks was an oversight we would have review later. But either way, the stack of gems was far more than we could fit into the “nature sack,” as it had been nicknamed.
“We can always come back with a sled or something and pull them all back.” I suggested, but Rarity looked at me like I was nuts.
“What? And leave my precious gems out here alone in the cold?! What if something happens to them? Oh, I can’t even bear to think about it!” So apparently, that was out of the question, too.
“We could come back and get her?” I looked at Fluttershy, but she shook her head.
“We shouldn’t leave Rarity out here alone.” I guess that was a valid point. Since she wouldn’t be willing to move, we really shouldn’t leave her out in the middle of the forest by herself. So… what to do…
“Well, either I’ll go back, eat some lunch real quick, and grab something to carry these, or we could just try and carry it all. Between the backpack, jacket pockets, and hands we could probably get at least most of it.”
“Hmm….” Rarity seemed like she was pondering these options very deeply, but within a few seconds she shouted “Carry them we shall!” Somehow I figured that’s what she would go with.
“Let’s get going then.”
Five minutes of picking up gems later, we did in fact manage to pick up all the gems. A fair bit of them did fit in the backpack, and many of the smaller ones managed to get squeezed into the pockets of our coats. With three sets of jackets, it was a decent amount, but we had actually dug up a lot, so there was still even more for us to carry in our arms. Cupping them around our stomachs, Rarity scooped up the gems and piled them into the cradles we made. With all this done, she was able to pick up the last few herself, and we began our journey back.
The walk over hadn’t been too bad, but the return trip proved significantly more difficult, being weighed down with these shiny things. Between the gems in hand, and the snow on the ground, our pace was painfully slow.
“So, how’s your day been?” I asked, deciding might as well try and make some small talk while we had nothing else to do.
“Oh, darling, any day with gems is a wonderful day!” Rarity said in an upbeat voice.
“Fluttershy?” I asked, hoping for something that didn’t have to do with rocks.
“It was a lovely day outside. Even though there aren’t really that many animals out at this time of year, I did run into a few squirrels while we were out here.”
“Really? I thought Squirrels hibernated during Winter?” I asked.
“No, actually. Though they do sleep a lot and spend most of their time huddled together in their dens, it’s not a hibernation by definition. And they do come out from time to time. Turns out these squirrels come out every winter and have a frolic through the forest together. They collect all kinds of things while they do.” How Fluttershy managed to learn things from animals never ceased to amaze me, but I felt like this one she was completely making up. But since I figured I might as well go along with it for the sake of conversation.
“And what kinds of things might that be?”
“Well, if there happen to be any acorns, they grab those first, but they’re pretty rare at this time of year, so they’ll usually just look for anything sticking out of the snow. They especially like shi-...ny…” She slowed down for a second, looking down at the pile in her arms, he last word slipping out her mouth a second later. “things. Oh dear. We need to hurry.” She said, sounding a little panicked, as she drastically picked up her pace.
“Wait, why?” I picked up my speed a little bit to try and keep up with her, but it had caught me a little off guard so getting moving was difficult. “Weren’t you just kidding?” I asked, but as she looked back and opened her mouth to answer, I began to hear faint sounds from behind us. They rapidly grew louder, and it didn’t take long for it to solidify into a clearly defined chirping. Even so, it didn’t sound like birds. “Oh, you’ve GOT to be kidding me.” And yet I knew it to be so. And so I broke out full speed ahead, as fast as I could get going through all the hindrances.
“Wait, what’s happening? Why are we running? Oh, I hate running.” Rarity groaned, but picked up her own pace. As we ran, the chirping and chittering grew louder, and from behind us, we were now able to see snow flying through the air as things running kicked it up into the air. And soon they were close enough to see that it was, in fact, an army of squirrels. I never thought squirrels would be something to scare me, but this was a lot of squirrels, running very fast, and seemingly chasing after us.
“Hey, if we toss the gems back, do you think they’ll stop to pick them up?” I yelled at Fluttershy. But before she could even open her mouth, Rarity yelled “Don’t you dare drop my gems!” As she plowed past us with her increasing speed. The squirrels weren’t on us yet, and I could start to see the outline of the cabin up ahead, so maybe, just maybe, we could make it inside before they jumped us… and probably tickled us with their paws while they took all our shiny rocks. And then our hope faded away as the cabin came into full view. Or rather, a massive wall of Legos came into full view. I was almost so shocked that I stopped running, but I just barely managed to keep running. THERE HADN’T BEEN THAT MANY LEGOS! But somehow Fort Forty Fort expanded around the entirety of the cabin, with no visible entrance from this side.
“Pinkie!” I started shouting, hoping she might hear us in time to show us whatever opening she may have made. If that didn’t work, we could run behind and see if there was another entrance there. “PINKIE!!!”
“Yeeeeees?” She replied from within the walls of the fort, dragging out the word.
“Pinkie, how do we get in?!” I yelled back.
“What’s the password?”
“WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! Where’s the door?”
“In here.”
“What?”
“It’s not a fort if it’s that easy to get into, silly. I sighed. We had reached the brick walls of Fort Forty Fort, but we were now unable to bypass its state of the art security measures. Pounding on the bricks with my forehead to try and bust through didn’t work, our arms were still full of gems, and the warden wasn’t about to budge on her password policy.
“Fluttershy, is there anything you can do about the squirrels?” I kind of figured I’d already known the answer, but might as well try. Sadly she confirmed my doubts.
“Sorry, there’s far too many of them and too riled up for me to take care of that quickly.” Time seemed to slow as the tsunami of fur closed in on us. With it like that, I was able to take a brief moment to appreciate all the small details of the scene. Fluttershy seemed totally calm, so I imagined we weren’t in any personal danger, only our gems had to fear. Pinkie was giggling behind the walls, not realizing the perils beyond the walls, and Rarity was panickedly still trying to force her way inside of the fortress. And so I accepted it was over. There would be no easy fortunes for us. It would be taken away by squirrels. In that moment, I closed my eyes as the furry tidal wave crashed over us.

***

Turns out squirrels are quite good at getting into sealed places. For example, a coat pocket, or perhaps a backback. In other words, the swarm had plowed over us, found all the gems we had been holding on to, and whisked them away. The only evidence to prove that it had happened in the first place was all the small paw prints in the snow. And Rarity. Physically, Fluttershy and I were unharmed, as we had just accepted fate. Rarity had struggled against the flow of the River Acorns, and as such had gotten a good number of scratch marks as the tide passed over her. But in the end, she had been unable to fight this great force of nature, and succumbed to current. And now we all sat out here, backs leaned against the Lego walls of Fort Forty Fort, in too much mental shock to do anything else.
After a little bit of doing nothing, we eventually called Pinkie back, and began taking turns guessing at what the password was. Fluttershy and I managed to have a little fun with it, but Rarity just guessed “My gems…” in a sobbing voice every single time, to which Pinkie would always reply “Still nope!” cheerily. Who knows how long it took us to figure it out, but it turns out the password was “Santa Claus.” Of course it was. But with the code cracked, we were once again allowed inside our cabin. When the password was guessed, the bricks parted in a giant-sized version of the gate pieces I had showed Pinkie earlier, but these blended in perfectly with the rest of the bricks. I could question how exactly Pinkie had managed all this, but I was too worn out to care by this point. Rarity and Fluttershy felt similar.

We went inside and had lunch. Pretty late in the afternoon, but lunch.

“Alright kids, time for bed.” I said as I lugged myself away from the table.

“What?! But it’s barely 3 o’clock!” Pinkie yelled in protest, but Fluttershy replied with “No, he’s right.” And lugged Rarity away with her. Fluttershy said our friend would be fine after she came to terms with it, which pretty much equated to a night’s sleep. And the rest of us were too wiped to do anything else.

“If you want something else to do, you can always rebuild the fort into a second Christmas tree.” I gave her as a suggestion, and as I collapsed in bed, I heard Pinkie running outside. But that’s where I fell asleep. It had been a unique Christmas Eve.

Day 104 - Richard Dickinsun - Log Cabin Paradise

The days passed quickly, Twilight healed up fully halfway through the trip which meant she joined the now-daily competitions between Dash and AJ...which also meant she was stuck outside the rest of the week. But they learned, we all laughed, and we all bonded. It wasn’t family bonding, but it was as close as we were going to get.
But it was Christmas Day, and here I was, stuck in the woods with three horse people...one a flat chested tomboy, another a stick-in-the-mud bookworm, and the last a hypersexual amazonian woman with a penchant for apples. Meanwhile on the other side of the mountain sat my loving lady, Fluttershy...what is a poor love-struck soul to do…

“You know we could just go visit them right?” Rainbow Dash stated after my 300th sigh of the morning.

“Yeah, but I just figured laying around here and bemoaning my fate would be less work for once.” I rolled over on the couch and looked around the cabin. Twilight and AJ were in the kitchen preparing our meal for the morning, some kind of apple pancakes...better than cardboard I guess. Rainbow on the other hand seemed to be prepping...something else.

“Rainbow...what is that?”

“A present.” She held up the wrapped up...something that she was holding.

“Ok I get that, but who is it for?”

“Pinkie. It’s you human’s version of Hearth’s Warming right? Well we normally give presents to our friends on that day...and I wanted to give Pinkie something for a change.”

“That’s actually...really thoughtful of you. What did you get her?”

“A bottle of chocolate syrup.”

“Hmmmm….I can work with this.” I ran off quickly to my bag of gear. Hidden deep deep down in a small hidden pocket I retrieved a small flask. And returned just in time for the girls to be sitting down to eat. “Alright ladies, today Rainbow is going to be taking a hike to the other cabin for Christmas. It has a tradition of giving presents, which she has one for Pinkie and I’m giving her a little something special as well.” With that I tossed Rainbow a small wrapped container, which contained a flask of my favorite whisky. “Give that to Pinkie and just let her know it’s a special present from me.”

“Hmmm...ok. I think I can do that.” She looked prepped and ready, after quickly inhaling her pancakes.

“Good. But you better head out soon if you want to actually spend some time with everyone over there.” I gave her a sly wink, “Don’t think I haven’t noticed you mumbling about missing Guy.”

“You...SHUT UP!” Her face turning bright red by the time she got to me, grabbed my present and rushed out the door.

“Innocent love...how adorable.” I smiled mischievously. I might have to do something to expedite that...juuuust a little. Now, what should the three of us do today. “Twilight, can you take care of making a list of all the materials we used from the cabin so we can work on replacing it, you know, restocking the wood, and toiletries and whatnot.”

“How did you know making lists was my favorite!”

“I...assumed. And AJ, you and I are going to go for a walk.”

“Where to sugarcube?”

“I guess we’ll figure that out when we get there.”

And there we split to our respective tasks. AJ and I walked out, passing a few smaller clearings in the woods before finding a larger one with a lovely look at the clear blue sky of the day...I guess I’ll have to remember this place for later, it should have a great view of the stars. But we continued on, skirting the edge of a frozen lake, finding a cliffside suitable for climbing, and finally finding ourselves on a small hill overlooking a snow covered valley, where I cleared a fallen log for us to take a seat.

“So...are you doing alright?” I looked over at AJ as she sat down next to me.

“What do ya mean?” She looked mildly confused.

“I mean with...Scott...gone.”

“I reckon it will take a bit of time with Rarity and me getting used to livin with just the two of us...but it’ll sort itself out…’ventually.”

“Do you have anything you want to talk about? Anything that might get that all sorted out a little faster?”

“Not particularly,” She said laying her head on my shoulder...a strange feeling from the usually sensual girl, “but...I’ll let you know of any other ways you could help me.”

“AJ, why do you always try to make things sexual?”

“What do ya mean by that? I thought this was normal actin fer you folk.” She sat upright and turned to look at me fully.

“Wait, what? Who taught you that?”

“Well the family I was livin with on that farm had four sons, but they had always wanted a daughter, guess I fit the ticket well enough. But them boys liked playing their games with me, touchin and prodin and the like...I guess I just thought all humans was like that.”

“...they did what to you? Did you tell Celestia?”

“No? That wasn’t normal?”

“Gods no. That’s not normal at all. If you asked for it and agreed to it, sure, that’s fine, but no, that’s not how normal people act…”

“Well shoot...and Rarity didn’t help the matter with what she was doing for work and all...just made me think this was how things were supposed ta be.”

“No...it isn’t. But now that you know...you can ask me anything you want on the matter...guess Scott never had the chance to get around to that.”

“No, he didn’t...but are you sure you don’t wanna just buck instead of talkin bout all these feelins?”

“Yes I’m sure.”

And so our afternoon passed, chatting about life, giving her an actual understanding of courtship in this world, and trying to right the wrongs of a false education…but when we finally returned, it turns out Rainbow had gotten back and was now lying on her bed in her shared room with AJ, in a daze with a large bump on her forehead and muttering something about Legos and trees. AJ excused herself quietly so she could be alone with her thoughts, leaving Twilight and me out in the common area.

“So, all of our materials are listed here, with the total usage of their provided supplies mirroring it. And here is our estimated time table for gathering what we need to replace all of that, as well as our time to pack all of our things to leave.”

“Yeah cut about half an hour for my packing time...I’m pretty efficient with that. Too many years camping I guess.”

“Now...I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on something different.” She pulled out a sketchbook, coated in drawings of machinery, and quick mathematical notations.

“Down to work?”

“Down to the real work.”

And that’s how it went. We spent hours brainstorming idea’s for getting them home, and trying our hardest to drone out the sounds of AJ crying and Dash yelling ‘Bricks!’ randomly from the other room...not my most ideal way to spend Christmas...

***

Author's Note

It's a real fort!

S&S - Well, meant to get this up sooner, but eh, 2 weeks is better than 3 years. I hit some writers block here, so squirrels happened. Please forgive me.

TH - So here is another thing. Enjoy it...or don't. Your prerogative really. But in either case drop us a line on here, tell us what is working and what isn't. And do us both a favor, and have yourself a good day, I know Guy will in the next chapter.

The Craziest Christmas Camp

Day 105 - Guy Newman - Log Cabin Bathroom

The 26th of December. The day after Christmas, and the last day on our camping trip. And the last day something could go wrong. I enjoyed our little celebration. I really did. I just kinda wish I could have spent more time with Rainbow Dash on Christmas, but Fluttershy and I had taken her back after Pinkie’s giant Lego Christmas tree had fallen on the poor girl. She’d be fine, but she was still a little dazed from the experience of having a life-sized Lego tree fall on her. The one thing I was still curious about though was the bag she had brought with her. It was a present for Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow said whatever it was had been Richard’s idea. So I wasn’t sure whether I should be excited or completely terrified to see what could come out of that. As far as I knew, she still hadn’t opened it, looking for a good time or something like that. Rarity and Fluttershy were curious too, but we all realized that this was Pinkie we were talking about, and she’d follow the “party” rules to the letter. So we all just went on to our chores. Lucky me, I finally got an easy job: I was in charge of packing up all the gear we had right outside and in the cabin. Nice and simple. Probably because any time I stumbled too far outside the cabin, some wild animal or another found a way to torment us.

Pinkie was tasked with getting rid of our Christmas tree, which pretty much just involved taking it back into the woods and cutting it into smaller pieces. Fluttershy would be dragging Rarity around on one more nature observation, making sure we (which here pretty much had the meaning of me) hadn’t screwed anything up. And with them all outside, I had some alone time inside after finishing the little bit of packing that needed done. Most of what needed packed was the stuff we (which here had the meaning of Rarity) had brought with us, so I was done fast. I stood around for a few minutes, deciding how to spend my alone time. I thought about sleeping, but I had done way too much of that on this trip, so I eventually just decided on my other favorite pastime of singing in the shower. Despite it being winter right outside, the water was still amazingly warm, finally letting my body relax and melting away my stress. I probably spent a good forty minutes just drinking up the loneliness until I decided any longer and the steam would go to my head.

Once the water was turned off, I tried to dry myself off, but was suddenly interrupted by a thud from the kitchen. Then another one. Then some clattering. And I started to get worried. It really would be my luck that a cabin robber would show up on the last day of vacation… can we not? I wrapped my towel around myself and started sneaking down towards the kitchen. I grabbed the closest thing to a weapon I could find along the way just in case. This robber would be taken down by the deadliest electric toothbrush in the history of dental hygiene! Still scared, but ready to get the jump on whoever this was, I snuck over to the entrance, prepared myself, and jumped into the kitchen, startling and knocking over Pinkie Pie.

“Pinkie?” I asked, lowering my toothbrush of doom, but now raising something else. “What are you doing?”

“Playing *hic* with my gift…” She said in a bleary voice.

The party girl was dressed weird again. I mean, I’d seen her wear some weird things. Nothing, nothing underneath a shirt, nothing underneath a cardboard box. But this one was a first. This time it was nothing underneath chocolate. It pretty much looked like she had poured chocolate sauce over her boobs and crotch, then let it dribble down the rest of her body. “See? Wearing chocolate is fun.” She stated matter-o’-factly. This was a little weird even for Pinkie. She tried to stand up, but wobbled, almost falling right back down if I hadn’t caught her with one of her arms over my shoulder. She smiled a crazy smile and stared at me with a dreamy look and deep blush running across her face. And with her that close, I finally noticed the scent of alcohol. Glancing at the now open bag from Richard and Rainbow, sure enough was a completely downed bottle. Damn that must have been some strong stuff to get Pinkie this wasted. On another note, Richard seemed to be having way too much fun with this shit.

“Well, Pinkie, you made another mess for me to clean up.” I mumbled. “But I think we should start cleaning with a shower for you.” Unfortunately, she shook her head vigorously no. And through my time with her, I learned that arguing with Pinkie is even more pointless if she’s drunk. I sighed. There was just one more day. I really didn’t want too much of a disaster to clean up. “Okay, then we should just get you to bed.” She nodded okay to that, so I helped bring her into our room and lay her down on the bed. The chocolate would probably leave a mess on the covers, but it was a lower mess potential than a drunk pretty much naked Pinkie running around the cabin. Even if the chocolate boobs already had me a little hard underneath my towel. “Are you sure we can’t clean you up a little first?” I asked one more time, hoping that maybe she’d agree.

“I want a bath.” She said simply, still smiling though. I had no real problem with that. A bath was probably safer for us all than a shower. She’d be sitting down, at least.

“Alright. Wait here, I’ll get the water ready.” I said, turning away. But she grabbed onto my arm and pulled me back. I turned to look at her, and saw that her cheeks had gone from pink to full crimson flushed. She slowly moved her hands onto the towel.

“Bathe me with your tongue.” She giggled, then pulled on either side of the towel, succeeding both in opening it up and pulling my body down onto hers, my face landing right in between her chocolate coated breasts.

“Pinkie, what-” I started to say, but was cut off as I landed.

“Come on silly,” she said, her face still glowing red. “I’m a dirty girl. I need some help here.” For what felt like hours, I didn’t move. I just absorbed the feeling of warmth on my face, the chocolate creating both an enticing scent and feeling. But slowly I gave up on finding any reason. This was Pinkie Pie after all. I let my tongue snake out of my mouth, pressing against her chest. I moved it side to side, getting a taste of both chocolate and sweet sugary goodness. And from there I couldn’t help myself. I ran my tongue up to her left boob, making my way overtop until I reached the peak. Losing myself in her soft skin, I just licked and licked as her nipple hardened at my touch. I think she tasted better than her candy coating. As I finished licking on that side, I ran my hand along her other mound, gathering up sauce on my fingers. I brought it up to Pinkie’s lips to let her have some, too. She smiled gleefully, then her tongue slid out and started to tickle my hand. But she wasn’t done there. She pressed my fingers to her lips, smearing chocolate all over them, then pulled me into a sugary kiss that lasted several seconds before she broke it off to move somewhere else.

I hadn’t really paid it much mind, more like a subconscious notice, but some of the chocolate that had been running down her legs had dripped its way onto my cock. But Pinkie took full notice, and in an impossibly fast blur, flipped herself around, and took my candy-coated member into her mouth. My eyes went wide, both at the sudden sensation, and at the very personal view I now had of Pinkie Pie. I was knocked way off guard at this new feeling, and I froze up again.

“Compf onf!” She said, still “cleaning”, and the words only stimulating me farther. She moved my dick aside just enough to make normal-sounding words. “I need cleaned too…”

Maybe it was that there was already a girl licking my penis, but the lust got the better of me, and I lowered my face into her thighs. I let my tongue out again, at first just licking the chocolate. But through the paste, I eventually found the folds in her skin, and I slowly ran down the crevice towards her opening. A shiver went through her body as I reached her vagina, and for a second, the movement of her tongue on my penis ceased. Neither one of us moved. Then I felt her head bob on mine, a quick motion up and down. I couldn’t hold back the urges any longer. But right as I was about to plunge my tongue into Pinkie, I was interrupted by an *ahem* from the doorway. We both stopped to find we were being stared at by a very unamused Fluttershy, as well as an annoyed Rarity.

A few minutes later, Pinkie and I were both wrapped up in towels and had to sit on separate side of the bed to receive a scolding.

“Now honestly. I expect this kind of behavior from Pinkie Pie, but I really didn’t expect you to succumb to it, Guy.” Fluttershy said with that “disappointed parent” gaze.

“I mean, really, darling. What does she have that I don’t?” Rarity gave a quizzical look. She was actually expecting an answer.

“…Well… I guess I just like chocolate-covered cotton candy more than marshmallows.”

When I finally came back to consciousness, it was around dinner time. Rarity was a lot stronger than she looked. She had to be to throw that suitcase full of clothes at my head. We ate dinner in an awkward silence. Pinkie was sober again, but from time to time she would wink at me if I was looking in her direction. Clearly she regretted nothing. Rarity and Fluttershy both avoided looking at either of us, and I just sat there wondering how much of Richard’s plan Rainbow Dash had known. I mean the chocolate was a Pinkie signature addition, but I imagine the rest had been towards his design. Would Rainbow be mad? Or was she in on it…

Anyway, nothing much else happened on the trip. Fluttershy made Pinkie move in with her and Rarity for the last night after our little “display” earlier. Not my fault she walked in on it. Though I seemed to recall stories from Richard of Twilight walking in on him and Flutters and breaking them up. Cock blocks made me lonely. I had the bed to myself, but it felt oddly empty. But eventually I drifted off to sleep, and the next morning this ridiculous vacation finally came to a close.

***

Day 105 - Richard Dickinsun - Pitching a Tent

It was the day after Christmas, the last full day of our trip, and after teaching the girls all about rock climbing all day, they were sore and bruised from from their many falls and struggles, so I told them I would spend the night outside. So after saying goodnight to everyone inside, I climbed into the tent, snuggled up in my sleeping bag, and checked my phone for the first time that week. {Keep an eye open for me tonight. ~Fluttershy (3 hours ago)} Oh...well ok then. Within minutes of reading this I heard the bird call from a female Bobwhite, and I tried to stifle a chuckle as I responded with the male call while opening the flap to the tent. Almost instantly Fluttershy stepped in, wearing pale yellow leggings and an oversized sweater I had loaned her from my camp days.

“Hello Richard, I’ve missed you.” She nuzzled against my face softly.

“Well hello to you beautiful,” I pulled her into the sleeping bag with me, “I’ve missed you too! But what made you decide to make the walk?”

“I just didn’t want to sleep without you for another night...it was lonely without you…”

“Awwww…. that’s so sweet Flutters! I could have come to your cab-...”

She quickly interjected, “Also Rarity snores like a jet engine and it was driving me crazy.”

“Well still,” I forced out between laughs, “I’m glad you came…”

I laid back and got comfy, with Fluttershy’s head on my chest.

“Goodnight love.”

“Goodnight Rich, I love you…”

And I started to drift off to sleep...until I felt her hand slowly sliding past my waistband, her fingertips circling the base of my shaft, which unsurprisingly was already erect. Hey man, she’s hot as fuck, and she’s in my clothes, doubly hot.

“So you’re also horny.” I said bluntly. She kissed softly along my neck. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

I crawled out from under her and out of the sleeping bag, taking her by the hand and opened the tent.

“Where are we going?” She whined softly, I glanced back just in time to see her bite her lip.

“I saw a beautiful space the other day...and I wanted to share.” And with that I pulled her up onto my back and took off running through the snow into the woods.

A few moments later we arrived in a clearing where I sat her down, and quickly removed my shirt and my pants, and threw them both in a tree. Fluttershy’s eyes widened as she looked at me, “Are we’re going to...do it here?”

“Yep!”

“B-b-but it will be cold...and it’s kind of scary…”

“Don’t worry…just look up.” I pointed upwards, her eyes following my hand and catching on the beautiful scene before her, stars with a slight hint of color, and a large white moon...and as she was taking this all in, I grabbed her sweater, and pulled her into a deep kiss. I slowly slid my hands along her back, massaging gently at her now tense muscles, the shock of the passionate embrace surprising her. My tongue battling against her own, until I won dominance and was granted free roam of her mouth. It was then I made my move, my hands quickly slid to her ass, down to her thighs, and quickly breaking the kiss to crouch to her feet, my hands pulling her leggings and her panties along with them. her quiet shriek of surprise was cut short by the sudden gasp from the cold hitting her bare ass, as I pulled her clothes free of her feet, and kissed slowly up her bare leg. Her shivering turned into a slow rhythmic squirming, and her gasps from the cold turned to gasps of pleasure as my mouth reached her soft tufted pussy. Her hands found my shoulders to help support herself through the sudden assault of my tongue on her most sensitive bits. I pulled away slowly, standing back up to full height as I looked her dead in the face, lust clouding those beautiful teal eyes.

“Turn around…” I muttered sensually, “Then bend over.”

Without even thinking she responded, with her bare ass facing me I couldn’t resist playing with her just a little more. She shook her hips slightly tauntingly at me. My fingers slid slowly across her slit, teasing and pressing at her entrance until her legs gave out and she fell to her hands and knees. ‘Finally,’ I thought to myself, ‘the main event.’ I dropped my boxers and slowly pressed my length into her. Her lovely moans filling the forest around us. I started with a gentle rhythm easing her into the feeling, as this was the first time we had done it from behind, and my hands gripped firmly onto her ample hips to get her body moving in sync. As the rhythm clicked I quickly grabbed the sweater and pulled it up and over her head, arching her back and plunging deep into her as I did so. As her hands hit the ground again, her bust hung as low as the snow, her nipples grazing across the frosty surface, instantly hardening.

“Oh god Richard!” She gasped out, her breathing ragged as steam slowly lifted off of the both of us, our bodies moving in concert as I drove myself repeatedly into her. Quickly reaching my limit from the clamping of her walls, I put my hands on her shoulders and buried myself deep into her as I came, filling her to the brim, the both of us collapsing in the snow.

“Wow…” Came my first word in moments.

“That was...nice.” She said softly. “Actually...not nice...wonderful…”

I jumped to my feet, pulled her up, and helped her to quickly get redressed, as the cold had started to set in, and we began our hurried journey back to the tent for the evening.

“So have you been doing kegel exercises?”

“Mhmm!”

“HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS?”

“Twilight.”

“WHAT!?!?!”

***

The next morning came with the incessant groaning of Guy lugging all of Rarity’s things through the snow, while Pinkie carried the rest of her things and Fluttershy’s.

“No really, you could just give us a hand Rarity, you have the ability.” Guy complained for the thousandth time I could hear since I woke up.

“And risk ruining my nails? I think not.”

“You know I could probably take the rest of that Guy, Fluttershy and I packed really light to come out here.” Pinkie said while carrying two fully loaded backpacks and still skipping through the snow. Seriously, how does she even do that?

All of my groups things were already packed and loaded into the van, which arrived really early in the morning, with the driver, Dean Luna, passed out in the back seat. She really wasn’t kidding about not being a daytime person. But she did at least mumble something about waking her when we got back to school. Twilight, who was already sitting in the passenger's seat nervously tapping her quill on her personal agenda, didn't make anything better as she simply complained about us being behind schedule. Don't get me wrong, she has her redeeming moments… but this wasn’t one of them.

“Alright everyone, hurry it up. We need to finish loading the van and be back at the school in two hours, otherwise Twilight is liable to explode like Scott did. And no one wants that much blood on their hands.” Rarity looked appalled, AJ seemed to be trying to not ram her fist down my throat, and even Pinkie seemed sullen at me bringing that up. Note to self, still too early to bring up dead friend...maybe next week?

“Aaaaaanyway. Get in the van.” I grumbled in my best, I'm here to steal your kids impression.

“Is it a caaaandy van!?” Pinkie asked excitedly.

“It's not currently, but it can be.” I said tossing a bag of gummies in the back seat.

“Oh boy!” She exclaimed while jumping after them, squeezing herself and the luggage she was carrying through the frame all at the same time. Because...you know. Physics. Ugh… But those gummies will prove entertaining...they had been soaking in vodka all week, so I figure that will perk my day right up when she starts teasing Guy.

“No but seriously, can SOMEONE give me a fucking hand?!” To be fair, it was funnier to watch Guy struggle, but I felt it better to take care of Rarity’s multiple bags before he collapsed.

“Good, now go sit with Pinkie. Rainbow, you’re in the back too…” I finished piling the gear into the trunk. “And Pinkie, be sure to share some of that candy with Dash.” I'm such a good friend.

“Is everyone finally ready to go?” Twilight asked, swiveling in her seat to do a double check of our occupancy.

“Yes, please get me away from these god-forsaken woods. No offense darling, but I don't think I could handle another nature walk.” Rarity quipped in Fluttershy’s direction.

“Yes, Celestia forbid you learn anything other than the human anatomy...sorry for trying to teach you something Rarity.” Fluttershy drowsily retorted, as Rarity huffed and puffed hardly believing what she just heard. I don't know what's my favorite...quiet awake fluttershy, or grumpy sleepy fluttershy. They are both just as cute, but watching her rip into someone in a way I could only dream of...kinda turned me on.

“Alright, let’s go home.” And with that, I floored it out of the woods.

“Are we there yet?” Pinkie asked from the backseat.

“No.” Came the unanimous response, the whole way here we dealt with this questioning, why change anything for the ride home!

“Pinkie, I think you and Dash should have a candy eating contest.” I said flatly.

“Oh boy! You ready Dashie?!” Pinkie karate chopped the bag in half, splitting it perfectly down the middle and tossing it to...Dashie...haha...wait, how the fuck?

“Ready as I’ll ever be!” Dash responded.

“3...2...go.” I mumbled just loud enough for them to hear me in the back. Now, if you have ever seen Pinkie eat candy, you know that chewing has no place in it...needless to say she inhaled all of that liquor soaked candy in one go...and boy could you tell. Her face became flushed almost immediately, but Dash surprisingly managed to maintain her composure for just a few seconds longer, but suddenly found herself face down in Guy’s lap.

“Your lap is so warm...and who knew you had such stiff muscles…” Dash stated directly into Guy’s crotch.

“I KNEW! He’s always quite stiff around there!” Pinkie exclaimed as though she had just broken the secret code to cuneiform.

“I...you. Richard. What did you do?” Guy slowly asked.

“Huh? I don't know what you mean. Could you elaborate?” I responded sarcastically.

“What. Did you do?” He said again slightly faster, exaggerating each word.

“I'm still not sure I'm following. I'm just up here driving.”

“WHAT DID YOU DO?!” He exclaimed as Pinkie began fervently nuzzling his neck, and Rainbow began sniffing furiously around his crotch mumbling something about the most intoxicating scent she had ever come across.

“Oh that?” Feigning only now noticing his predicament, “I don't know? Maybe there was something wrong with that candy? That's really weird.”

It was at that moment that Twilight finally looked up from her book. It was also at that moment Luna chose to wake up. These things coincided with the van nearly driving straight into a tractor trailer in the opposite lane due to the mortifying screeching that Twilight’s mouth emitted.

“RAINBOW DASH! PINKIE PIE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA ARE THE TWO OF YOU DOING?!” She squealed. “SIT UP AND BEHAVE YOURSELVES RIGHT THIS INSTANT! LUNA IS IN THE BACK AND SHE SURELY DOESN’T WISH TO WAKE UP TO YOU TWO MAKING A SCENE!!!”

“Can someone shut up the human censor bar...I was quite enjoying my days rest…” Luna poked her head over the seat, looking right over the shoulder of Guy. “And you three...carry on, just keep the volume down, unlike my sister’s prized pupil.”

If Twilight’s jaw had fallen any further, it probably would have been the new handbrake.

“But...princess...I just...they…ok…” She hung her head, pulled her knees to her chin and hugged her book tight, effectively shutting down. Meanwhile Dashie and Pinkie decided to take that moment of respite to both fall asleep on Guy’s lap, their faces on either side of the growing bulge easily visible even from the driver's seat…

Gods I love being me. All this power, and all of it used to troll.

The rest of the ride was wildly uneventful, Twilight sulked, Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity all sat in the middle talking about AJ’s new revelations, and Guy squirmed in his seat with the mouths of two girls breathing peacefully in their sleep directly on his dick...I guess we could call this trip...a success?

Author's Note

S&S - So it seems any time I say that I'll put something up soon, it ends up taking um..... not soon. Very not soon. As per usual, sorry about the wait, yada yada, life stuff, I think i have the next few chapters mostly written on my end, just need to review/edit them since it's been a while. But I'm not gonna give a 'next few days' this time so may the curse be broken. Thanks for reading.

TH - “This one’s not my fault I swear! I mean, did it take me way too long to write this? Yes. Did I have it done when the last chapter came out? Also yes! Someone just forgot to post the damn thing for too long! On the upside this gave me plenty of time to prep my portion of the next chapter, and we are only waiting on Mister Smiles to revise his portion as he hasn’t looked at it in months. The next few are basically done after that, and only need small portions added, again, mostly Smile this time. I will do my best to have another one out by this time next month...maybe.”