Fairly Odd Ponies

by FlareGun45

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Comedy
Length: 3600

The Fairly Odd Ponies, crossovering with My Little Pony. Timmy gets annoyed, bcause everyone likes ponies, but since his godparents love it so much, they decide to go to Equestria, in exchange for Twilight granting all of Timmy's wishes, for stu

The Fairly Odd Ponies, crossovering with My Little Pony. Timmy gets annoyed, bcause everyone likes ponies, but since his godparents love it so much, they decide to go to Equestria, in exchange for Twilight granting all of Timmy's wishes, for studies.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-25 03:14:58 UTC

Chapter 1

Early in the morning, in Chincinnati, The Body of Evil was attacking the town, with a BIG Bad Wolf blow of the Iron Lung, a belly flop POW from the Golden Gut, PUNCH PUNCH BOOM from the Brass Knuckles, a PEW PEW PEW of spike balls from the Bronze Kneecap, and of course the cleaning up after the mess from Iron Maiden; and all of the evil villians working together to destroy Chincinnati! From building, by building, so much destruction everywhere! But who'll stop them? The town's most famous hero, with his big chin of justice, and his body of red, and a big C on his chin just for looks; The Crimson Chin was here to save the day! The Crimson Chin started flying up to the Body of Evil with superhero music playing in the background, he gives the body a big punch, kick, and KA-CHIN! The Body of Evil was stunned, but what the Crimson Chin didn't know is that he became ambushed by the Body of Evil's secret weapon: The Power Drainer! The Golden Gut's belly opens up, with a tazer-like weapon, and wires pop out of it, and tangles up the Crimson Chin. The wires start electrocuting him, causing his powers to start draining.

"Here us, Crimson Chin!" the villians in the body shout at once. "There is 5 of us, and only one of you! You don't stand a chance by yourself!"

"No.... I don't stand a chance by myself." the Crimson Chin yelled out. "But with a sidekick by my side, and my sidekick's cayenne sidekicks, we are unstoppable!"

"What do you mean?" the body asked. Up on top of a the Chincinnati mountain top, it was Clef the Boy Chin Wonder, along with Ace, Clefto, and Puppy Poof by his side.

"Body of Evil, your rain of terror ends right now!" Cleft yelled.

"Or at least his rain of terror ends as soon as I get rid of these ticks!" Ace said, as he scratched himself behind his ear.

"Great Chinicinnati! It's Clef the Boy Chin Wonder!" the body yelled in fear.

"Wow, and they didn't sound afraid of me, and I'm more powerful than Clef. What does he have that I don't?" Crimson Chin complained. Clef, presses the button on his chin which started up a small propellor which would transport him to the Body. Clefto and Poof fly from building to building, following him, but Ace stays behind and scratches himself.

"Wait for me!" Ace yelled, as he slid off the mountain using his bum, and slides towards the Body of Evil. Cleft stands there, posing in front of the Body.

"This is your last warning, Body of Evil! Release the Chin, leave this city, and you shall be unharmed!" Cleft warned him.

"You think we should do it?" Iron Maiden asked.

"Goodness no! He's just a sidekick, and we have the Chin! He can't stop us!" Bronze Kneecap said.

"He has before." Golden Gut said.

"SILENCE! We'll leave as soon as this city becomes nothing but a Junkyard!" the Bronze Kneecap said, as a countdown clock appears on his legs. "There is bomb inside us that'll destroy the whole city! Only one of us carries the bomb, and you'll only have time to find out if you search one of us. Who's it gonna be, Cleft? Make your-" Before the Bronze Kneecap can finish, the bomb was already disabled. "WHAT?!" Kneecap yelled.

"You were boring me with your chatter, so I decided to skip to the part where I disable the bomb." Cleft said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Body of Evil yelled as all the evil villians automaticly got split apart, and all fell inside a police truck.

"Oh boy, 5 criminals in a row! I'll finally get that free lunch!" the police officer said, as he hopped inside the truck and drove the villians to jail.

"Way to go Cleft! Your heroic actions have saved the day once again! I have no idea where I'll be without you!" the Chin said, smiling at Cleft.

"Don't mention it, Chin! I have nothing better to do anyway!" Cleft said. Ace finally joined the party, when we slid all the way down from the mountain.

"I made it! What did I miss?" Ace asked, as he started sniffing. "Mmmmm! I smell ribs! We have a barbque?"

"Uhh... Cosmo?"  Clefto asked, pointing behind him, showing his butt is on fire.

"Oh, I was wondering why that smell smelled so familiar!" Ace said. "Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah!" Ace started screaming, and running around with his bum on fire.

"Thank you once again for restoring peace to our fair city!" the mayor said. "As a reward, from this day forward, we name a holiday after our fair hero's sidekick! We shall name that day...." The Mayor pulls a rope next to him, but a knot bag falls on his head. "OW! Sorry, wrong rope." He pulls the other rope next to it, and a banner gets unfolded over town hall that says; "St. Clefts Day!" The towns people cheer for Cleft, and Cleft was happy. "We also have a nice little theme song for this holiday! Sing it, Chincinnati!" Just then all the townsfolk started singing the theme song for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Cleft was confused to why the townsfolk was singing that theme song.

"I'm sorry, what?" Cleft asked. The townsfolk started the MLP theme song again. "Ooook, this is getting awkward. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish-" But just then, they started singing along with the theme song. Cleft's eye twitches, and he was getting very annoyed. He covered his ears, and started screaming. Just then, Cleft's true identity, 10-year old Timmy Turner, found himself laying down on his bed in Dimmsdale. He awakes from his dream, and feels releaved.

"Oh thank goodness it was just a dream!" Timmy said. But it seems he spoke too soon, because his Fairy God Parents; Cosmo, Wanda, and his godbrother Poof were all watching My Little Pony on Timmy's TV, singing the theme song. Timmy picks up the remote control and shuts off the TV.

"HEY!" his godparents complained.

"We were watching that!" Cosmo complained.

"I don't know why though." Timmy said.

"Why? It's My Little Pony! One of the cooliest shows in the world!" Cosmo said.

"That's not even a word." Timmy said.

"Yes it is! 'World' is a word! And they say I'm dumb." Cosmo said, rolling his eyes.

"Why were you guys watching that anyway?" Timmy asked.

"But Timmy, My Little Pony is one of the most popular shows ever!" Wanda said.

"Yeah one of the most popular shows for little girls!" Timmy said.

"Not just for little girls! Plenty of adult men watch it too!" Wanda said.

"And you consider Cosmo an 'adult man'?" Timmy asked, pointing at Cosmo, who was scratching behind his ear.

"Just a minute, Wanda. I gotta get rid of these ticks!" Cosmo said.

"Timmy, lots of people watch the show! Yes, it was indeed made for little girls, but somehow males started to get attracted to the show. It's weird, I know, but you have to admit, Hasbro Studios does a pretty good job in making it!" Wanda explained.

"Well then I just lost faith in humanity." Timmy said.

"C'mon, sweetie! Give the show a chance!" Wanda suggested.

"Timmy! Breakfast is ready!" Timmy's mom yelled from downstairs.

"Oh boy, breakfast! Well, Wanda, I wish I can watch it, but I have places to be! See ya!" Timmy said, as he ran really fast downstairs for his breakfast.

"Don't worry, he'll get into the show soon." Wanda said.

"Poof, poof!" Poof said. Timmy sat down on the table, awaiting for his breakfast.

"Eat up, Timmy! You'll love this!" Timmy's mom said, as he laid a plate on the table with cupcakes in front of him.

"Cupcakes for breakfast!? SWEET!" Timmy yelled with glee, and started eating it.

"Of course! Cupcakes are a one sure thing to make anypony happy!" his mom said.

"You said it mom- wait what?" Timmy asked.

"What?" his mom asked.

"Did you just say any-PONY?" Timmy asked.

"Yes I did! I'm trying to be just like Pinkie Pie and making everypony happy; and cupcakes make you happy, do they not?" his mom asked.

"It did, until you started saying every 'pony'." Timmy said.

"Making cupcakes are fun! All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to a mix!" Timmy's mom started singing. "Just add a little something sweet, no sour, and a bit of salt, just a pinch!"

"Uhh, mom?" Timmy asked.

"Making these treats is such a sinch, add t-spoon of vanilla! Add a little more and you come to four, and you never get your filla!" Timmy's mom sang.

"Mom this is nice of you, but very unnessarry." Timmy said.

"Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty! Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty! Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes!" Timmy's mom concluded the song.

"MOM! Thank you for the breakfast, but I suddenly lost my appetite." Timmy said.

"Oh, honey?" Timmy's dad said as he flew into the kitchen with a jetpack.

"Morning, Dashie!" Mom said.

"Dashie? Dad, where did you get a jetpack?" Timmy asked.

"I got this jetpack, so I can be as fast and awesome, like Rainbow Dash, Timmy!" Dad said.

"Who's Rainbow Dash?" Timmy asked.

"You really need to watch My Little Pony, son! Here, it's on right now!" Dad said, as he turned on the TV, and him and Mom started watching the show together.

"Thanks, but no thanks. I'd rather go to school than watch a show for little girls." Timmy said. Just as Timmy went to school, he ended up getting in the way of his bully Francis.

"Turner! It's time for your daily beating!" Francis said.

"To be honest, I've been waiting for this all day!" Timmy said. "Time for Francis to beat the girlie show right out of my mind!"

"Now Turner, I won't beat you up if you can answer this question: Who's your favorite pony?" Francis asked.

"Say what?" Timmy asked.

"Who's your favorite pony?" Francis asked. "Mine is Fluttershy! She's just so adorable!"

"Aw c'mon! You like the show too?" Timmy complained.

"YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!" Francis asked angrily.

"Actually, yeah. I never expected you to like ponies." Timmy said.

"Love and tolerance, Turner! But Haters gonna die!" Francis said, as he gave him a big punch in the face. Timmy flew in the air, and landed in the tree nearby. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared on the tree as squirrels.

Cosmo continued to scratch himself. "Ugh! When am I going to get rid of these ticks?"

"Feel like watching the show now?" Wanda asked.

"No way! I find this as an advantage! Francis likes ponies! Maybe I can get the whole school to tease him about it!" Timmy suggested.

"That sounds like the most fantasticist revenge I ever heard!" Cosmo said.

"That isn't even a word, Cosmo." Timmy corrected him.

"'Heard' is totally a word, Timmy! And they say I'm dumb!" Cosmo said, and rolled his eyes. Timmy jumps off of the tree, and walks inside the school. He finds his friends Chester and AJ near the lockers.

"Hey, Chester, AJ! You won't believe the news I just heard!" Timmy started.

"You won't either! I just got myself my first rabius shot, and I'm proud of it! Now you won't be infected when I suddenly decide to bite any of you!" Chester said.

"Ooooook." Timmy said awkwardly. "Anyways, did you guys hear that Francis likes ponies? Isn't that just sad?" Timmy started laughing, and AJ and Chester just stare at him.

"So?" AJ asked.

"So? What do you mean so?" Timmy asked.

"So? I like ponies too." AJ said.

"You're kidding right?" Timmy asked.

"Timmy, everybody in school is a brony!" Chester said.

"A what?" Timmy asked.

"A brony! A pony that likes bros!" Chester said.

"You mean a bro that likes ponies, right?" AJ corrected him.

"Don't make me bite you, AJ!" Chester threatened him.

"Ugh! Everyone likes ponies in this school?" Timmy complained.

"They sure do! Today is a special day!" Chester said, as he pulled a rope, but then a knot bag falls on him. "OW! Wrong rope." Chester pulls the other rope next ot it, and a banner gets unfolded that says; 'Dimmsdale Elementary Ratical Pony Yays.'

"Dimmsdale Elementary Ratical Pony Yays?" Timmy asked.

"Yep! Or DERPY for short." AJ said.

"You're calling this day DERPY?" Timmy asked.

"Yeah, and if you find the most hidden Derpys in the school, you get a free lunch!" said Elmer, the kid with the giant pimple on his cheek. "I already found three!"

"No way! You're on, Elmer!" Chester said, as he started running around the school with Elmer and AJ, looking for them.

"Well, if the entire school seems to be obsessed with ponies, at least Mr. Crocker's fairy obession might seem a little less crazy today." Timmy said. Timmy walked over to his classroom, hoping to get a little fairy-obession reaction from Mr. Crocker, to help Timmy bring his mind off all the pony stuff happening around the school.

"Good morning, class! Today I'd like to give a POP QUIZ!" Mr. Crocker said.

"Oh boy, a pop quiz! You don't know how relieved I am to have one of those!" Timmy said.

"But today's pop quiz will be featured on-" Mr. Crocker rips off his shirt, which revealed a pony t-shirt. "PONIES! AJ, how did the Mane Six defeat Nightmare Moon?"

"They used the Elements of Harmony to defeat her!" AJ said.

"Tell the class about the elements!" Crocker said.

"The Elements have the power of friendship inside. Laughter, Generousity, Kindness, Magic, Loyality, and Honesty!" AJ explained.

"CORRECT! Sanjay, what is Twilight Sparkle's hometown, and what does she do?" Crocker asked.

"She's from Canterlot, and she's a student of Princess Celestia!" Sanjay yelled with glee.

"Save the yelling with glee for one of Pinkie Pie's questions, Sanjay!" Crocker said. "Turner, what does a cutie mark represent?"

"A what?" Timmy asked.

"Stop fooling around, Turner. Answer the question!" Crocker demanded.

"Uhhh.... they make cupcakes?" Timmy guessed. The whole class started to laugh at him.

"Do you consider yourself a brony, Turner?" Crocker asked.

"Not really." Timmy said.

"Wow, you are just the saddest person I ever met. It seems the only obession you have is faries, which is pretty girlie if you ask me." Crocker said.

"WHAT?! You obesse over fairies all the time!" Timmy corrected him.

"I had just about enough of you, Turner! YOU GET AN F!" Crocker yelled, stamping an F on his shirt. "Now for the rest of the class, we're going to be watching the Fall Weather Friends episode. Then I'll need you to write a 500 word essay about it." Crocker explained, then he spazed out and yelled; "PONIES!" Crocker pressed a button, thinking that would bring down the projection screen, but a knot sack falls on his head. "OW! Wrong button." Crocker then presses the button next to it which brings down the projection screen. He turns on the projector, and the My Little Pony theme song starts playing, and everyone in the room started singing along. Timmy started screaming and running out of the room. His faries appeared in front of him, watching MLP on their iPhone.

"Wow, all this time the friendship lesson was just accepting the dress of how it was made? Wow, I didn't even know that!" Wanda said.

"I didn't know it was possible to make a rainbow explosion when you fly down really fast. I'm gonna try that out!" Cosmo said, as he flew into the sky really fast, going through the ceiling of the school while he was at it.

"Man this stinks! Everywhere I go, everybody seems to be obsessed with these ponies! I don't get it!" Timmy complained.

"Timmy, maybe if you just gave the show a chance, maybe you'll like it too!" Timmy said.

"I'm a man, Wanda! I don't watch shows made for little girls!" Timmy said.

"C'mon, Timmy! I guarentee you'll love it!" Wanda said.

"Well I had enough! I WISH MY LITTLE PONY NEVER EXISTED!" Wanda yelled.

"Timmy we can't, it's against the rules." Wanda said.

"Sounds like an excuse to me." Timmy said.

"No really! Everyone seems to be in-love with the show, so we can't poof it away. Sorry, Timmy!" Wanda said, smiling at Timmy weirdly.

"Yeah I know you're hiding something, Wanda." Timmy said, glaring at her. Wanda started to get nervous. Just then, Cosmo crashes into the school, all burnt up.

"I did it! I did a sonic rainboom! I can already see the colors!" Cosmo said, all loopy and exhausted.

"Cosmo, you can't really do a sonic rainboom, they don't exist. You just burn up in the atmosphere in real life." Wanda said.

"Says you! I can already see the rainbow on my butt!" Cosmo said.

.

"Your butt is on fire actually." Timmy corrected him.

"Oh, colorful fire! My favorite! Now where was I, again? Oh yeah!" Cosmo started screaming, and running flying around the school really fast with a burnt bum.

"Look, Wanda. I know you can find a way to make everyone in this school hate the show! I can find a way around the rules!" Timmy said, glaring at her still.

"Alright, Timmy, you win! I'll tell you what! Let's make a bet! You spend one day with a pony from the show, and if you don't like it, then I'll wish the whole show away from your existance." Wanda suggested.

"Seriously?" Timmy asked.

"Seriously, but if you do like the pony, then you must watch the whole show nonstop, and you have to watch the opening, and Equestria Girls!" Wanda explained.

"You're on! I wish one of the ponies from My Little Pony was right here, right now." Timmy said.

"Hold it, Timmy Turner!" a voice from the background yelled out. Just then, a giant fairy by the name of Jorgen Von Strangle appeared in the hallway next to them.

"Jorgen, please say you agree with me, that you don't like ponies!" Timmy begged.

"Ok, I agree with you that I don't like ponies." Jorgen said.

"See? At least someone agrees with me!" Timmy said to Wanda.

"No, I just said that because you told me to. I adore the ponies!" Jorgen said.

"Of course you do." Timmy said with an attitude.

"What is it now, Jorgen?" Wanda asked.

"As you know, a little bit after the My Little Pony show started, we made it against the rules for any type of fairy to grant wishes, that involves with the show in any way. Kids kept wishing for the ponies to become real, but as they did that, that actual pony from the show seizes to exist in that world, which caused brony-maddness worldwide." Jorgen explained.

"That became a rule?" Wanda asked.

"Well that certainly is a relief!" Timmy said.

"Now hold on, how about we just take Timmy to Equestria itself?" Wanda asked.

"That's the other problem, when kids wished themselves into Equestria, they kept interferring with the other ponies in their daily lives. Princess Celestia made it clear that humans or any creature from another world, allowed in that world without permission." Jorgen explained.

"Wait, you need permission to enter the world?" Wanda asked.

"It's weird, I know. But the Princess and I came to an agreement." Jorgen said.

"There's no way I'm going to that pony world! Wanda and I made a clear deal! One pony comes into this world, and spends the day with me." Timmy said.

"Well the only way you can do that is to enter the Magic Exchange program." Jorgen said.

"The Magic Exchange program?" Wanda asked.

"I have a powerpoint slideshow that will explain everything." Jorgen said, as he used his magic to try to poof up a slideshow, but instead a knot sack falls on his head. "OW! Wrong spell." Jorgen waves his wand again to make a projector screen that shows a slideshow, and Jorgen starts explaining; "As you can see, the Magic Exchange program will make one unicorn pony get transferred into this world for 24 hours. They take over as the child's fairy godparent, as the fairies themselves get transferred to Equiestria to take the unicorn's place."

"So a unicorn is going to grant my every wish?" Timmy asked.

"This is wonderful! Poof, Cosmo, we're going to Equestria!" Wanda yelled in excitement.

"Poof poof!" Poof yelled.

"I can't, I have to get rid of these ticks first!" Cosmo said, continuing to scratch himself with his leg. Wanda uses tick repellent to kill the ticks off Cosmo, so he can stop scratching.

"Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Having a unicorn to grant my every wish might be ok, as long as they don't mess up." Timmy said.

"Don't worry, the unicorns are not as reckless as a puny fairy." Jorgen said.

"So you're calling the unicorn less reckless then you?" Timmy asked.

"Don't be silly! I said puny fairy, I'm a powerful fairy. Get your facts straight, child." Jorgen said.

"Well then, off to Equestria!" Wanda said.

"Hang on, I have to chat with the princess about this first. I'll be back an hour." Jorgen said, as he poofed himself to Equestria to talk with the princess. Cosmo continues to scratch himself behind the ear.

"I thought I killed the ticks already?" Wanda asked.

"You did. I got leeches now." Cosmo said, as he faints from the bloodloss.