The greatest writer in Equestria is ready to begin his next epic, but he must first discover a story epic enough to be called an "epic". This process certainly will not involve writing clop.

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But there's totally clop in this fic, so if that turns you off, you should keep moving.

The reviews are in!

What the read did I just fuck?

-Vengeful Spirit

Most awkward, random story. Ever.

-Rainbow Dashy

It's good to know you watch it, no need to tell me.

-For The Plot

See what all the fuss is about!