Well, this is the story of an absolutely wonderful day of mine. For starters, I get teleported to Equestria. As you may expect, I'm quite happy about this and absolutely love being there for the brief span of time I am. Things, of course, don't go exactly as planned- but hey, I got to meet an actual pony while there and everything worked out with absolutely no consequences in the end at all. Overall, it was quite the fantastic day. Completely atypical, and nothing like this has ever happened before. Ever.