A Ghost For Equestria
Ain't that a kick in the head
Previous ChapterNext ChapterIt is 8:13 the sun is beginning to set and it was starting to get cool. I ate my pie and get a new text massage. I can jump from about 15 feet and I will barely feel it but that's my limit. My backpack has a small pocket dimension in it so I can carry even more stuff in it now. Infant battery life on my phone, Ipod, and laptop. I found out why I only have one mag for my colt. It has infant ammo so I can get trigger happy with it with out the fear of running out bullets. I remove my headphone and scan around the town and past it so far nothing. But I was told that these guys come out late. If only I can play 5 Nights at Freddy's but I got a job to do and I'm still scared shit less from playing it the first time.
I heard a voice from behind me.
"So your the new guy."
It sounded a bit British. I turn my head to see what looks like a cluster fuck of animal parts. I'm guessing this is one of gods mistakes but I don't know if I should kill it... yet.
"Ya and you are and what are you?"
"I'm Discord the former spirit of chaos and I'm a draconequus."
"Well you can call me 1toothkiller and why are you here?"
"Well I want to be the first one to meet you and by the way the bartender left out a few things."
"Like what?"
"First he didn't mention the zebras because hes a racist and there are 6 alicorns. Theirs the goddess of love cadence, the queen of the changelings Chrysalis, and the creator her self Lauren Frost."
"Wait your telling me that bitch is a all powerful god here?"
"yes and please don't kill her after all she did give you all those ability's."
"Ok fine I wont kill her but I will get even with her ok."
"That's ok with me. So anymore questions?"
"Ya are the soda drinks in this world are the same as mine?"
"yes but some of them may have a different name."
"I can live with that. So why else are you here?"
"Well you look a little lonely and I want to see how you do this job that you accepted."
"I'm not alone I get two of my best friends here silence and soon night."
"The dark isn't your friend it will only hurt you."
"Bullshit its been there for me ever since the government came in and killed almost all my family members."
"Well it is your choice."
"Damn right it is."
I pull out my laptop and my portable speaker and turn them on. I type in my password and open my video folder.
"What are you doing?"
"Just passing some time by lesioning to some music."
"I can't help but noticing that your going to sit here and snipe."
"Ya that's the plan."
"How about we make this a little bit more fun."
"How?"
"Easy only use your pistol and your hidden blades."
"challenge accepted"
I click the shuffle button on my music playlist and put the silencer on my colt pistol.
"If your going to be here with me then you need to stay out of my way got it?"
"Sure whatever you say."
"So what do you do now?"
"Well nothing much I mostly hangout with Fluttershy and we do some stuff together."
"Who's Fluttershy?"
"She's the element of kindness and the one who reform me."
"What do you mean the element of kindness?"
"You see their are these tings called the Elements of Harmony. Their are 6 of them honesty, kindness, laughter, generosity, loyalty, and magic. It was use to defeat me twice and Nightmare Moon."
"Who's Nightmare Moon?"
"You will find that out later."
"Why do these ponies have tattoos on their asses?"
"Those are called cutie marks. When somepony finds his or her special talent it will show up on their flanks."
"Let me guess magic is real here."
"Yep."
"What kind of a fucked up world did I just end up in?"
"Don't worry you will have fun after all you got guns and other things."
"You know Discord your not all that bad."
"Thanks"
About two hours have passed I still don't hear, smell, or see anything out of the usually things that are happening in the bar. I took another swig of my mountain dew. I hear gun shots out in the distance it sounds like there split up and going to different parts of the town. I paused the song that we were lensing to and jump down leavening my bag and rifle behind to hide in the shadows behind the bar and waited. After awhile I saw them meeting at town square. They all have AK - 74u and they look like labs one was black the other two were golden. I notice that two of them have simple leather armor but the black one in the middle has a tactical vest. Unlike the others his AK has a red dot scope, grip, drum mag, flash suppressor, and a bayonet on it. While the other two guys have dual mags on them.
"EVERYPONY BRING ME YOUR BITCHES" he yelled
I saw ponies going out. I grap a bottle and throw it at the guy on his left. I heard the one in the middle order one of his men to get me. I can hear him getting closer.
"I can smell you so theirs no point in hiding."
I can see that he's right around the corner. I duck he came around with a .38 pistol he look around but by the time he looked down. I pop up putting my hook-blade in his thourt it went through his neck. I twist my wrist and pulled and out came part of his spine. I grap his pistol and blind fire at the others and the fire back. I ran around the buildings trying to out flank them. Their moving close as I ran around but they lost me. They stop to reload as they split up to find me. I was hiding on the jail house roof and one of them was coming to me. Just before he walk in I pounce him with both my blades in his chest. Then I heard someone screaming I look up to see the black lab with his paw on someone at gun point.
"YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE OR THIS PONY DIES!"
I got a good look at him he's wearing a skull musk that only covers your mouth. He was about 15 feet from me.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THANK YOU ARE KILLING MY BROTHERS LIKE THIS!"
"Just clam your tits mate. Theirs no need to shout. now whats your name."
"I don't have a name but you can call me Apollo. Whats yours."
"I'm 1toothkiller."
I rise my arm up and shot him in between the eyes.
"Well done I know you can do it."
"Hay Discord can you teleport the corpse up on the bars roof so I can loot?"
"Sure"
He snap his lion paw.
"It was nice meeting you but I got to go see you some other time."
He left and I went back to the roof at the bar. I took off my coat and put on the armor. I saw all of them had .38 pistols and one of them has a silencer on it. I put it in my pocket and put all the left over ammo in my bag. I put the mask in my pocket. I search their pockets and saw that they were all carrying pocket full of gems of all kinds. I put them in my bag for now I shut off my laptop and put it in my bag. I need to get some sleep tomorrow get my money and sell both the left over AKs and the .38s.
Once again a dreamless sleep I got down to meet with the sheriff. But when I did the whole town came to thank me. The sheriff give my money, the pony at the train station gave a ticket to Ponyville, and couple cans of beans. I found the gun store and walk in to find a nice selection of firearms. I walk over to the pony at the counter.
"Welcome how may I help you?"
"I like to sell these guns here."
I pulled out the guns and set them on the counter. He exam them.
"I'll give you 700 bits for them."
"Well I don't see a AK her so 800 bits."
"How about 750?"
"Deal and also I need some cleaning kits."
"Sure here is your bits and the kits are on the house."
I put the bits in my new money pouch. It tells me how much money I have on me.
"thanks"
"Want to earn another 50 bits?"
"Sure, how?"
"All you have to do is test fire this guns but first follow me."
I follow him to the back on the desk their is a big rifle on it.
"This is something I just made Its a semi auto 50 cal. It weighs 35 pounds as you can tell the barrel is one big sound suppressor and I add a big recoil compressor."
"Damn where can I shoot it at?"
"Come with me."
He grap the rifle and we head outside when we got to the spot I could see targets out in the distance. I grap the rifle fold down the bi-pod and took aim. I pulled the trigger I didn't hear the gun but the kick on it felt the same as a 7.56 and I fell in love with this gun.
"How much dose this cost?"
"10,000 bits."
"I,ll thank that I will come back another time."
I got up gave him the rifle back and take my money and head back to the town. The train ain't going to be here until 1:00 tomorrow. I got a bottle of scotch and a flask full of whiskey from the bartender. I look at the time it was 1:48 I went back to the train station. I sat down in the shad at 5:00 I have to go back to the tailor to pick up my fixed up armor and mask. I put my headphones on and start lesioning to my music.
A few hours passed so I went off the the shop to pick up my armor. The armor was reinforced and the mask was wash clean. The guy was so thankful for me saving him he offed me a place to stay for tonight. I accepted he show me where I was sleeping. When he close the door I started to take apart and clean my guns. After I was done I check the time it is 6:34 so I just went to sleep on the bed. I let the darkness take me in to the blissful state of sleep.
I woke up in what looks like in Mr. House penthouse. I got off the bed and went out in to the strip. With Rex by my side we head off to the The Tops casino. but before I could walk in I was stop by a blue alicorn.
"Hello I'm the ruler of the night and dreams Princess Luna."
"Hello to you as well I'm 1toothkiller."
"No your not your name is Chance."
"But my callsign is 1toothkiller. So what brings you here?"
"I just want to meet you is all. So where are well?"
"Were in the wasteland of Nevada and were at the veges strip."
"Intrusting what do you do for fun here?"
"Well you can gamble or go out the towns limit and kill things."
"Ok is there a place where we can sit and talk?"
"Sure follow me."
We got to the Lucky 38 casino and took a seat in the penthouse.
"This might sound weird but you look like my colt friend from 1,000 years ago."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well you see back in my time their were plenty of humans and. I dated one of them but he was killed right in front of me. I even had his foal but it died during laber"
"Sorry for you lost."
"Its ok maybe when you come to Canterlot we could try dating or now."
"Sure its been awhile since I had a girlfriend. But I'm only doing it to make you happy."
"Whatever you say and by the way your waking up."
I look around me as the dream stated to collapse all around us. I woke up I was still on my bed. I look at my watch it is 8:16 am I got up and headed to the kitchen to fix my self some breakfast . I left a note on the door for the tailor and headed out side. I head to the train stations and waited for my train. A couple of hours has past as soon as the train got here I step on it and grap a seat next to a window. So far in these past 4 or so days things haven't been bad for my. Other than the fact I can't play video game unless I'm dreaming things are good.
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