The Pegasi are to blame!
The pegasi are to blame!
Load Full StoryThe market district, Ponyville....
The sky was bright in Equestria, and everypony was out and about in the small town of Ponyville, and today, Twilight Sparkle, a lavender unicorn mare with dark purple hair with a pink highlight to brighten it up, and her assistant Spike, a baby dragon who isn't always focused on the task at hand, were going to see if Twilight could find a friendship report for Twilight's mentor, and the princess of Equestria, Princess Celestia.
After a while, seconds became minutes, and then minutes became hours on end of searching for a friendship lesson, and neither Twilight nor Spike could spot one problem.
"Ugh!" The baby dragon said, looking up at the sky with boredom "Why did we spend all day looking for a report to the Princess again?"
"Because Spike," the lavender unicorn mare said to her assistant "I didn't find one last week, or the week before that, or any most of this week. I need to find a lesson soon, or the Princess might think I'm dead!" Then decided to try to find her friend Rainbow Dash, and was actually successful! But with unwanted results....
Rainbow Dash had also been looking for Twilight, and when she found the lavender unicorn, she darted down to her friend from the sky, crashing into Twilight and said "Twilight! Come on, we need your help, Rarity's lost it! She's on top of her house's roof, and she says she's gonna jump!"
And with that being said to her, Twilight was shocked her friend would contemplate suicide. "What's driven Rarity to commit suicide? What's going on?!" Twilight thought, as she went to the town's boutique with Rainbow Dash, Spike also following them both.
Carousel Boutique....
Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Spike had finally arrived at the town's boutique, after running for 48 minutes without a break, and found out the situation was more dire then they thought. Rarity's parents, Fluttershy, Applejack, and even Ponyville's task force was here to get Rarity down, along with a crowd of ponies who just came to find out the outcome of this situation. "Ms. Rarity, please come down, if you don't, we'll send a Pegasus to get you down ourselves! This is your last chance!" The leader of the task force said.
"NO!" Rarity shouted, not telling why she wouldn't jump.
"Damn....." The task force leader said, then turned to the next in command and said "Send up Thunderlane!"
"No can do sir, Thunderlane has a day off!" the next in command said.
"Then send Cloudkicker!" The chief said.
"She's sick sir, can't do the job!" the next in command said.
"What about Flitter or Cloudchaser?" The chief asked.
"Sir, they're no longer a part of the task force, we currently only have one Pegasus available for the job!" The next in command said to the chief. "It's..." He continued, and then whispered into the chief's ears the only Pegasus available.
The chief stood still for a while, then sighed and said "Fine, but she better not screw ANYTHING up, got it?"
"Got it sir...." the next in command said, and then shouted to the only Pegasus there "You're up!"
The Pegasus mare was excited, the first time on the job to save somepony! The grey mare flew up to pick up Rarity, and was actually successful, even though Rarity had struggled with the ponies on ground level. After picking Rarity up, the grey Pegasus mare flew up to send Rarity to the ground..... But she wouldn't stop flying up, she kept gaining altitude, as Rarity had begun to kick back and forth, trying desperately to tell the mare to go back to the ground.
When the chief noticed what was happening, he began to become extremely mad at what he was seeing, and finally said "DERPY, DROP!" But Derpy didn't drop her altitude. And, as every book could ever predict in this situation, Derpy dropped Rarity, in confusion as to what she was to do.
Rarity had been let go, and she started to fall from 78 feet in the air, screaming the whole way down. What felt like slow motion for herself, everypony else saw Rarity fall at an alarming rate. Twilight took notice of the situation, and tried to save her friend, but despite her best efforts, Twilight couldn't save her friend, not even with her magic, as the situation made her too scared to concentrate to use her levitation magic to save Rarity.
Rarity, still screaming, had continued to fall, knowing a possible outcome. After a second, the screaming was silenced, and Rarity lay upon the ground, back first. Her spine had broken her fall, and broken her life. Everypony stayed silent, looking at the broken, dead alabaster unicorn mare. Rarity's mother screamed, and tried to go to her dead daughter, but was stopped by her husband and the other members of the Ponyville task force.
Rarity's mother began to cry, sad that her first born daughter had died right in front of her eyes. Rarity's father, Magnum, took his wife back to their house, whilst everypony but Twilight and her friends stayed to bury their friend next to the boutique Rarity once called home.
After the finished burying their friend, Applejack said to Twilight "Twilight, Ah think it's best y'all should tell Sweetie Belle on what happen t'day. Ah just can't do it. Will ya do this fer me?" Twilight could see the sadness in her friend’s eyes.
"OK Applejack, I'll do it." Twilight replied "I'll tell Sweetie Belle what happened today to Rarity. After that..... I guess I'll let her stay at my place for a while." Twilight then went off to the schoolhouse of Ponyville, to go get the little unicorn filly that awaited her.
Cheerilee's Schoolhouse...
Twilight arrived at the red schoolhouse, but noticed, through the window, there were only three fillies and the school teacher there. Twilight entered the schoolhouse, and said "Why're Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo still here Ms. Cheerilee? Did they do something wrong?"
"Well Twilight, they're in detention for a little while longer. They've done something this time that deserves this detention." Cheerilee explained, and then went on to explaining on what exactly they did wrong. The CMC had pranked a bunch of the foals in the schoolhouse, and even their teacher, to the extent of where Cheerilee had to give the fillies detention. "But why are you here Twilight?"
"Oh," Twilight began "Rarity needed to pick up Sweetie Belle from school today. Can i take her home?" Twilight asked, hoping Cheerilee wouldn't ask any questions.
Cheerilee had looked puzzled at what Twilight had been told to do, or so she said, but let Twilight take Sweetie Belle home today.
Twilight's house....
Twilight hadn't said anything to Sweetie Belle on their way to the library, and she finally spoke up to Sweetie Belle with "Sweetie.... There's something you need to know, concerning Rarity..."
Sweetie looked confused, not knowing what Twilight was talking about "Why, what's happened to Rarity?" She asked, with the most innocent tone she could give, since she didn't know on what happened earlier that day.
Twilight stood there, looking at the innocent filly, trying not to cry. She shut her eyes, and began to recollect on what happened that day. But when her eyes were closed, and she was thinking, Twilight thought of something that made her angry, that snapped her sanity a bit. Virtually every death in Equestria has happened because of a Pegasus. Murder, a Pegasus. Lightning from a storm, the storm was prepared by Pegasi. Being dropped from 78 feet in the air, a Pegasus. Twilight's tears faded away, and her pupils shrank a bit, then Twilight opened her eyes, and looked at Sweetie with small anger, not towards the filly, but towards all Pegasi but her friends.
Twilight had spoken up, after a fit of insanity fueled laughter filled with sorrow, and said "Sweetie, I'm so sorry, but Rarity won't be able to pick you up today. You see.... She was dropped from 78 feet in the air, by a Pegasus, the same Pegasus that dropped a piano on my head even though I survived! Rarity was killed by Derpy, and when she fell onto the ground, her spine was snapped and blood had flowed from her back as well."
Sweetie Belle had looked sad, but also seemed angry at what she heard "How could that've happened though!?" Sweetie asked, with tears of anger flowing from her eyes.
Twilight knew the answer to that question, which was rather easy "That's simple Sweetie Belle..." Twilight said, as she hugged Sweetie Belle wit the care of a mother "The Pegasi are to blame!"
Nine years later, Twilight's library....
Twilight and Sweetie Belle had trained for nine years for their planned mass killings, using other Pegasi from other towns like Fillydelphia, Trottingham, Baltimare, and even some from Cloudsdale! Each Pegasus was bloodied, torn apart, their blood and guts dripping off the two Unicorns mare were always covered in guts and blood stains from the Pegasi they killed.
It was the middle of the night, and Twilight had cleaned up their latest mess from 5 days ago, and gave the remains of a dead Pegasus from Cloudsdale to the dragon in the basement. Twilight walked back upstairs to the main room in the library, then said "Hmm, I guess feeding Spike the remains of dead Pegasi since he was a baby dragon has changed him drastically..... This is interesting...." Twilight then took note of Sweetie Belle reading a book on the anatomy on Pegasi. Twilight thought that it'd be the best time to tell Sweetie Belle some good news "You know Sweetie Belle, I was able to create a spell that allows a pony's singing to lure the name of another pony to beckon them to the singer. I've decided that you should use its ability, since your special talent is singing after all, so that we can lure Pegasi to us instead of having to hunt them down ourselves."
Sweetie Belle looked up from her book, and said with glee "Will you use the spell on me Twilight?" hoping she could get revenge against Derpy early.
Twilight smiled evilly, her hair splitting at the ends from the effect of insanity, then had her horn lit aglow with a purple light at the end of her horn, and then shot a small purple beam towards Sweetie, hitting her throat directly. Once the beam had diminished from the air, leaving away magical particles, Twilight said "Now, call for the nearest Pegasus colt......" Then, Twilight made her smile even bigger with insanity and evilness "Pound Cake!"
Sweetie Belle thought for a bit then knew what she could sing to lure the Pegasus colt to her. Sweetie Belle went upstairs to one of the patios that were on the outside of the tree house, and then sang....
"
My dear Pound Cake, come to me.
Follow my voice, of pure beauty!
Come now my love, fly like a dove!
Come now dear Pound Cake, for soon you must away!
Soon, you shall see the next day!
Now hear and listen to my voice!
This of course, is not your choice!
Now my love Pound Cake, you must now come!
A reward for doing so, will be very ne a very good sum!"
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Over at the Cake's bakery and house, Pound Cake was awoken by the sound of singing, from Sweetie's song, and when he heard this, the 9 year old colt left his bed, hypnotized by the sweet voice that beckoned him away, wanting to find its source. Pound Cake had walked down stairs, and Mrs. Cake saw him and said "Pound Cake, what are you doing out of bed?" but Pound Cake ignored his mother's question, and bolted out the door, running into his father who tried to stop him, but was unsuccessful.
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Pound Cake flew as fast as he could towards the singing that resonated throughout the town, and found it's resourced location, the Ponyville library. He flew straight for the door, and began to bang on the door, pleading to be let inside the library to find the master of the singing. He swore he could hear someponies talking inside, and some items being placed at that, but didn't care, he just wanted to be inside. The more he banged on the door, the more he was able to get inside, and the door slowly opened, revealing Sweetie Belle wearing blue and green stripped socks.
Pound Cake slowly walked towards the mare and said "Are you the one who sang the song about me?"
Sweetie Belle gave him a seductive wink, showing that as a way of saying 'yes' to get him to walk closer, as she smiled deviously, knowing everything that was placed in the room, that was cloaked with an invisibility spell, thanks to Twilight's magic and brains for this operation.
Pound Cake walked closer to Sweetie Belle, not knowing of the room's actual layout from what he saw himself. He wasn't paying attention to anything around him.... and he steeped on a bear trap, the blades from both of the pressurized plates of sharp metal jabbing into his ankle, almost cutting his hoof off, the blades stopping at his bone. Pound Cake screamed in pain, and tried to leave the library, limping towards the open door, which was closed by Sweetie Belle, who used her magic to close it. "you're not going anywhere, filthy pegasus!" Sweetie said, pushing her magic to push Pound Cake to a wall nearby.
Pound Cake felt the force push against him, and felt two more sharp pains enter his body. One from his back, as another bear trap closed on him from behind, and one on his chest, from a knife Sweetie shoved into his chest with her magic. He was feeling weak, like he was ready to die, but his torture wasn't over yet.
Twilight came downstairs, and pulled off the bear trap that was caught on his ankle, tearing off skin and muscles, letting the blood flow onto the floor as well as her and Sweetie Belle, not caring for the colt. Sweetie then yanked the knife out of his chest, letting more of the dark crimson liquid flow out. Pound Cake feel to the floor, and begged "Please, don't kill me, I don't wanna die!" but his pleas meant nothing to the unicorn mares, who looked crazier then Pinkie Pie could be. Pound Cake somehow found enough strength to stand up, and ran as fast as he could from the mares, but was picked up by Sweetie Belle's magic.
Twilight decided to have a little fun, and used her magic to throw bear traps at the trapped colt, hitting his wings, legs, hooves, body, almost everywhere! Twilight didn't know how he survived this much, no pony, not even the strongest of stallions, could take 12 bear traps stuck to their body without dying first! Twilight had become fed up with the Pegasus still living, and not dead upon her floor without his guts and blood oozing from his stomach. Twilight decided to place the last bear trap underneath Pound Cake and said "Sweetie Belle, throw him down, face first!"
Sweetie Belle had complied, and threw Pound Cake into the bear trap face first, smiling as the blood from his body flowed out as he fell from the air. As he fell, Pound Cake couldn't find anymore strength to scream in pain, or even cry, and just accepted his fate. Pound Cake's head had connected with the bear trap's pressure plate, and the pressurized sharp metal plates sliced his head off, which then spewed blood from the giant slice that made up it's entirety, slashing Twilight and Sweetie Belle in the familiar sticky crimson substance.
Sweetie Belle licked the blood off of her muzzle, then began to pull out organs from Pound Cake's body. She started with his liver, grasping the squishy organ like a play doll, then ripped it out, as it made squishing sounds while being pulled out, the slimy organ covered in blood had slipped from Sweetie's hoof at least twice. She played with Pound Cake's organs a bit, and finally pulled the rest out, licking each of them clean of the red gooey substance they each had. "MMM, never thought the insides of a pound cake could be so delicious!" Sweetie said, as she began to pull out bones.
The next day....
Sweetie Belle had woken up, and began to take a shower in the morning to wash away the blood that still covered her body.
