The Epicnomicon

by Prisoner 24601

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 187

Rainbow Dash wrote a book. A bad one.

Rainbow Dash was bored one day, so she picked up a quill and started writing. But what about? How about all of her friends becoming super epic awesome constructs of bravery, awesomeness, and power. And then they fight the evils of Equestria, such as the dictatorship of Vladimir Mcpoopin, the Doom Drakes of the north, and the Super-destructive Megastroyer (a mix between Mega and Destroyer)

As you can probably tell by now, Rainbow wasn't the best writer, but she completed her book anyway, and named it, the Epicnomicon. Let's read, shall we?

[Any errors in writing -plot holes, spelling and punctuation- were all intentional, and keep in mind, this is supposed to be written from Rainbow's point of view. Enjoy]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-27 22:28:59 UTC

Introduction: By me, Prisoner 24601

Hello, there, viewers. You may know me, Prisoner 24601, as the author of many stories, such as:

Ballad of Big Mac

YogLabs: Dimensional Portal

And, YogLabs: Quest for the Golden Horseshoe.

Well, one day, I was walking through Ponyville. Well, not really, given that Equestria is nonexistent, but bare with me here. Anyway, I was walking through Ponyville, when I came across Rainbow Dash, flying back to her house with quills and paper.

"Hey Rainbow," I greeted, seeing as how, given that this is my imagination, I am one of the mane six, and the element of intelligence(Hey, a man can dream.), "What are you doing?"

Rainbow, valuing our friendship as always, looked down at me and replied, "I'm gonna write a book."

"Why?" I asked, ever so confused.

"'Cuz I'm bored." She replied and flew off.

"Well, okay." I said to her, regardless that she had now left me completely, gone off to do what Pegasus mares really do when they say they're going to write a book: Write a book.

And this is what happened in that book.

Enjoy.