Chapter II: The Fourth Fortress
So Salta and i wanted to save Flutter from Cereal Killer! And his Zubats! But Cereal Killer was not amused. His banana yellow coat shined like the sun....of dooom!!! He ordered his general Golbat and his army of a thousand Zubats to kill us! The Zubats founded us! I used my magicks! Again! And again! It killed all the Zubats! But not the great and powerfull Golbat.
Cereal Killers Golbat appeared!
?ALTA: Here is a song to cheer you up!!!!! Its from JB!!!!!!!!!!111
?ALTA used PERISH SONG.
Golbat killed himself.
?ALTA Gained 9001 exp.!
Calta cried because she liked the song!!!!! But i kissea her and she smiled again! We went walking to go to Cereal Killers Nasty Castle! On the way we found a crazy cave... Inside was a bear! My powerfull magic killed him. Back there was a ORACLE. She said YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE. YOU ARE MUUUCH MORE HANDSOME AND SMEXY THAN THE ONE WHO READS THIS! YOU NEED TO FIND SINTER KLAAS THE MIGHTY WIZARD OF THE MORTh!!!! HE KNOWS HOW TO KILL CEREAL KILLER!
So we went to the morth to find the Sinter Klaas. He was probably in his palace! Me and Xalta went inside. And we kissed!!!!! Inside was Sinter Klaas. He gave us a cupcake. We ate it, dressed in a gorrila suit and got unconsious. We woke up. It was not Sinter Klaas but Santa Claus! He was veeeerdery evil. He made furniture out of toothpaste. He wanted my brain! You know why!??! Because he wanted it to complete his self made monstah!!! Only my brain was smart enough for hin! But he still wanted to kill me. I cut your heart out we will have a heart of gold! Hahagahshafahsbahfshaha that was sooo funny!!!!!! But my gorrila suit stopped the knife from killing me! I knew errything!!! I said baceuse i have better deduction than SHERLOCK HILMES!!!!!121/!! Note:Heu! My phone number is 12345678890754321 call me for a date.
So i used my magiks to escape santa claus by killing him!!!! Very cool!!! Its better than killing zombies in call of duty MW3! My psn is ImAwesesesomeee1224313! Add me im very good and we csn make a Smexymenmenmen clen!
So Qalta was crying because she once dated Santa buy he was very nice then. I kisses her abd she was very happy now! Whe were ment to be together? So where waa SInter Klaas! He was not in his palace oh no maybe he was killed by Santa Klaus! We need to talj to Tia! So we teleported to PONYVIL to meat tia! She said we can not continue! She waa thw one wo made Santa Claus evil! He jad not killed Sinter Klaas yet thank to my cunning NES. So we battled!
Wild TIA APPEARED
SHE SUMMONS PRINCDESS LUNER!!!
POWERFUL TRAINER KISSED ?ALTA THE POWERRRERRRRRT OF LUV KILLED LUNER!
TIA WAS SAD WHY WAS HE SO EVIIIIL!?!?
Oh i will fotive Tia i said because im sooo nice. But you must never make evil toothpastesx again!!!!
But you must help us find Sinter Klas the mighty wizard!!! Okey toa said and gave us the one ring. It will point to the way, she said. THAS WAT SHE SAID. Lolololo
The title is a failed LOTR refrence.
CHAPTER I:THE NASTY MENACE
Hey hey hey Hello! My name is Pyle! I am 12 year old! I have very good grades! I have over 9000 friends on facebook!!! But my parents died because of toxic cereal! When i am big i will destroy all cereal factories! Anyway, so i live in my stepmothers house! She is pretty nice. But then one day a group of bullies called the Nasties killed her! They wanted her playstation Vita! But it was a 3DS! With my Pokemon Black, i have an level 100 Diglett and a level 60 Ditto! Cool huh huh?
But i was very sad and moved to my big brothers house! One day, my 3DS rang! I was scared! The 3DS could not answer phone calls! So i answered!! It was Celestia!!! Hello Pule we heard about your stepfather!! Very sad!! Do you want to go to Ponyville!!? Yea i said. Can i be a Alicorn??!??2 Ok she said and then a portal appeared and i jumped in!!!! I waked up! I was a cool smexy red and black alicorn!! My cutie marker was a pen! Since im so good at writing! I made a name for myself! Powerfull Trainer!!! Since im powerfull trainer of Pokemons!!! Helllo! That was Pie!!!! Hello Pie!!! Hey who are you??? I dont know you??? But you know me!!! Yes i was a human before!!!! Look this is an iipod touch!!! I have Ultimate Jellycar XIII-2! Its a must have app! Cool Pie said. Why are you here??? Because The Nasties have killed my Aunt! They wanted her Samsung Galaxy S2!!! Oh too bad Pie said but at least we can be friend come with me to Ponyvillle! I followed Pinkie! Meanwhile The Nasties have invaded my Stepmothers house! Luckily he wasn't home! The Nasties evil leader was called cereal killer!! He wanted my Geodude from lvl 999!!! So he started up my gameboy advance! But the portal was still there!! He knew i was in PONYVIL So Cerial Killer jumped in!!! He was a banana yellow earth pony with a greedy mane!! His cutie marker was a gun and a knife and a skull!! But celestia knew sow the other Nasties turned into Zubats!!! Minions of Cereal Killer!!! So i was in ponyville with Pie! I met a lot of cool ponies! Like Bag Mak and Twililight Sparkel! But one of them was so hawt! She was called Balta Heks Stripe! She was looking for Cereal Killer!!!! To kill him!!!! But i kissses her and she calmed up! But then a Zubat kidnappeed Flutter!!! Rarerty was crying!!!! It was sad! But then Me and Ralta said we are going to save Flutter!!!! And so we went on an epic adventure!!! Tune in next time!!! Same pony time, same pony channel..!
And thats how equestria wasn't made.
