The Junior Avengers in Equestria???
1 Doctor Strange's Portal
"Spidey Sense Tingling! Tiger, duck!"
"What? OOF!"
White Tiger didn't even have the time to dodge. Hector Ayala's successor was too busy fighting off the amulet's power that she didn't notice the extraterrestrial parasite, Venom, giving her a swift punch in her gut.
In retaliation, Iron Fist, who succeeded in disorienting the Shocker, summoned the power of the Iron Fist to attack the alien.
The monster let out a painful shriek.
"We are damaged!"
"Power Man, now is the time!" said Iron Fist as he diverted his attention to the mercenary who only wanted to create a scuffle, and getting what he wanted though, the mercenary Deadpool.
"Hey, look!"
"That will not work on me." said the martial arts practitioner.
Unfortunately, the mercenary was right.
The monstrous armored behemoth, the Rhino, charged at Iron Fist and marooned him in a pile of scrap metal.
"Hey Rhino!" said Deadpool.
The villain raised his brow.
Deadpool pointed upwards. There was a giant trap filled with sewer water, and the big guy just set it off.
Splurge.
The mercenary fell to his back in extreme laughter.
He laughed as the heroes decide to tango with the villains. Nova was on the ropes thanks to Electro and Doc Ock; Power Man challenged the rampaging Rhino, and one of Wolverine's enemies, Lady Deathstrike; Iron Fist fought Shocker and, who was unleashed from the containment field thanks to Deadpool, Dormammu; White Tiger was deflecting attacks from Kraven the Hunter and Iron Man's enemy Crimson Dynamo; leaving Spider-Man dealing with Venom and Scream.
Deaadpool, with his amusement getting the best of him, manipulated certain variables in the mini-battles, such as re-living his boy scout talents using Doc Ock's tentacles, stealing the underwear of the females, and giving them to the wrong owner, playing bells near Venom and Scream, pouring water on Electro, spraying scent-blockers around Kraven, tipping Nova's helmet to the side, jumble-wiring Dynamo's system, and rearranging Spider-Man's web shooters in the manner that it shoots at his face.
"OOH! Let's see....sending phony messages to vigilantes and thieves about a big bounty on Spider-Man's head...Ooh! Especially Black Cat! Next is...phony distress signal to some big heroes like Iron Man, that creepy dude Ghost Rider, some X-Men like Storm, Nightcrawler, OHHH! Jean Grey!"
Deadpool, having sent the dummy messages to Black Cat, Nightcrawler, Jean Grey, and Iron Man, danced around while accidentally knocking over and breaking, a mysterious vase.
A mystic vortex grew from the dust and sucked in the villains, heroes, and Deadpool. The new arrivals, who were going too fast to notice that they were being sucked in, got engulfed by the dying portal.
Within seconds, the portal reverted to dust. The dust settled on the ground where the glass broke.
Doctor Strange, having returned from the spirit realm to borrow some sugar, was given a surprise. The room was covered in scorch marks, but only one thing was broken.
"I knew I should have hidden this."
The Junior Avengers in Equestria???
2 What's with the hooves?
The hero team had found themselves lying down, bruised, but in a vast clearing.
Spider-Man looked at his team mates, but all he saw were four horses; three stallions and one mare, and they were wearing the suits of his team mates.
However, the suits did look different, for starters, the ponies wearing Iron Fist's suit and Nova's suit had horns, and the headwear they had was augmented accordingly.
The mare who wore White Tiger's suit had wings, "Wait, what?" Spider-Man thought to himself. Why does she have wings?
The stallion wearing Power Man's suit was larger than the others, his front hooves were for some reason armored. Why would he need armor?
"Eugh," he said, holding back a retch. He looked around and asked to no one in particular, "Team, where are we?"
The pony wearing Iron Fist's suit said, "The question you should ask is why are we here?"
"And more importantly," added the mare, "why are we doll-like ponies?"
"Hey, no fair!" shouted the stallion in Nova's suit. "How come the bug gets wings?" He turned to the mare and asked, "How come YOU get wings?"
"What are you talking about, bucket head? I'm not a--" Spider-Man blurted out, as he pointed at the bucket headed stallion.
And he noticed that his hands, are hooves.
"WHAT THE CRAP?" he shouted.
"Hey Spidey," the large stallion said, "Looks like we can't be called Spider-Man and Power Man anymore."
"How about," Iron Fist said, tapping his hooves together. "Luke, could go as Hero for Hire..."
"And Spidey could be Webslinger." White Tiger added.
"I...luckily have nothing to contest." Luke said.
"Seriously..." Spidey added.
"As leader of the team," Nova shouted, "I declare it official! Until we get out of here, you," he continued pointing at Luke, "are Hero for Hire, and you," he said, pointing at Spidey, "will be Webface."
"Shut up, Nova." Spidey said, trotting past him. He aimed his hoof at the ground and fired his web shooters. "Wait, what?" He said, noticing the lack of web shooters on his wrists. "Do horses even have wrists?"
"Uh, Spidey," White Tiger said. "Your wings, the web shooters are there for some reason."
Spidey rolled his eyes. He pointed his wing at the next hill and surely enough, his apparently wing-mounted web shooter fired a cable of web, He pulled his wing back, and surprisingly, he had enough wing strength to catapult himself away.
"Come on," he shouted, "if we find locals, we get answers to wherever the hell we're in!"
