Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

It was just about half past one in the afternoon in Ponyville, and Big Macintosh was just packing up the apple cart. Due to the heat he was exceptionally sweaty, which in turn actually helped him sell out earlier than he usually would. His dark, red coat glistened in the sun. The mares of the town had been swooning over him all day, along with a colt or two. Being the gentlecolt that he is whenever a mare would “accidentally” drop an apple he would lean down to pick it up. On his way down there would be a mix of giggling, ohs, and even a lick from an over friendly crowd member.
At least it was all over for today, Big Mac had at least an hour before he needed to pick up Apple Bloom from school. He gazed off to the horizon wondering what he could do. Going back to the farm would be to much of a hassle and staying out in this heat is out of the question. His head slowly scanned the town and landed on the local library. Contrary to popular opinion he could read and did quite a bit of reading in order to keep up in new farming techniques. He hitched up the apple cart and began walking to the library, much to the disappointment of the mares who decided to have picnics behind him all day.
Big Macintosh parked the cart next to libraries bushes and proceeded to enter the tree house. A cool breeze hit his face, followed by a scream to his ears, and lastly The Book of Names flew into his temple.
“Oh shi…” was the last words Big Mac heard as his muscular body hit the ground with a loud thud. As vision finally returned Big Mac saw the reason of his recent daze. Supporting his head was a purple unicorn with a cutie mark representing magic on her flank, her hair tied up in a wet towel from what he must of guessed meant she just got out of the shower.
“Big Macintosh are you okay?” asked Twilight Sparkle.
“Nnope” is all he decided to say being he never liked to talk much.
“It’s just I was just getting out of the shower and some strange colt happened to walk in and I just freaked out and please don’t hate me!” Twilight spurted out as fast as she could.
“Nnope, miz Sparkle, I could nevah hate a mare as beautiful as ya” is all Big Mac said as he got up from a rather awkward position. This made Twilight blush she usually never gets compliments from colts, she’s too much of an egghead to be attractive.

Macintosh got a hold of his surroundings and walked over to the bookcase labeled agriculture. Twilight Sparkle on the hoof just sat still savoring the warmth that Big Mac’s head had provided. She began to wonder if maybe this humble work horse had feelings for her. He did just call her beautiful and that’s something ponies don’t just throw around right? Big Macintosh is really shy according to Applejack so maybe it just slipped out, if I show him I’m interested he may just come out of his shell.

Twilight looked over at Macintosh, he was reading a book about farming. She took this diversion to find a book of her own. Hidden behind several romance novels was the book The Guide To Seduction by Molestia, an unknown authur whose identity Twilight couldn't deduce. She had read it plenty of times before hoping to use it someday and that day is today. Scanning rather fast she planned her seduction as followed: flirty, clumsy, and if all else fails aggressive.

She begun her flirty tactic, approaching Big Macintosh, Twilight undid her towel in her hair. Bending her head down she snapped her hair up, put on a sexy smile, tilted her head, and looked deep into Big Mac’s soul. Or she would have if he didn't have his head in a book.
“Okay, Twilight, no problem the approach was shoddy at best but you can still do this” thought Twilight. She got close to his ear and whispered, “What are you reading Big~ Mac. In. Tosh.”
Not missing a beat Big Mac simply replied “Crops and You by Golden Fields”.
“Oh! I love that book! Did you know…” and so Twilight began an egghead rant, which was rather one sided, for about ten minutes. Finishing her rant she went to her kitchen.

“Celestia Damn It! I’m such an idiot! It was going so well too. Okay what was next in that book… clumsy. Yeah I can do that” Twilight got a glass of water and went out back to Macintosh. “Hey, Big Macintosh, I thought you’d like a glass of whoops!” spilling the water on his crotch. Getting ice cold water on his crotch, Big Mac jumped about a meter in the air and let out a scream far too high for someone of his gender. “Oh no!” In an obviously acting tone, “I’m soooo sorry Macintosh let me help you” grabbing a towel she slowly stroke Big Mac’s nether regions.
“I-i don’t think this is entirely appropriate Miz Sparkle” interjected Big Macintosh.

Twilight put a hoof over Big Mac’s mouth and whispered “Shush… You talk too much.” Her head slowly began lowering to his sheath and gave a small lick.
“Okay! That’s Enough!” shouted Big Macintosh, “Miz Sparkle ya are a very, very pretty mare bu…”
“Ha! You do like me!” responded Twilight as she tackled Macintosh to the ground. Being too much of a gentlecolt he thought it would hurt her feelings to much to stop her now, so he let nature take control and what would occur would be considered the loudest day at the library ever. Ponies who heard the ruckus awkwardly ran past the library and parents covered their foals’ ears for miles. Spike was the most affected for Twilight forgot he was just upstairs. For about a month Spike would just stare into a corner slightly shaking and muttering“When will it be over...When will it be over...When will it be over…”

Macintosh and Twilight laid on the floor of the library together, both seeming very satisfied. Big Mac sat up and looked out the window, “Consarnit! I’m Late!” yelled Big Macintosh.
“Wait! Aren't I supposed to be the one whose late!” responded Twilight.
She watch as Big Mac stumbled to his hooves and ran for the door “Not what I meant but tell meh if that happens. I need to pick up Apple Bloom from school. I’ll talk to ya later Miz Sparkle.” Twilight ran to the door to see Big Mac running in the direction of the school with his cart,
“I love you! I don’t think he heard me. Too bad. Spike? Where have you been? Why are you crying? Whatever it is stop. I need to send a letter to the princess." Spike, through his sniffling, got a quill and paper waiting for Twilight to tell him what to write.
" Dear, Princess Celestia," Twilight Sparkle started, "Although I have already sent a thank you letter, for the book on seduction, I would like to thank you again. Due to the book I was able to court Ponyville's top bachelor, Macintosh Apple aka Big Mac(and they do call him that for a reason). Even though all the examples were between two fillies and a relationship between a student and a teacher it was easy to correlate the situations and reach my goal. Thanks again.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Apple
P.S.-After how long is considered late for a period?"

Spike threw up in a bucket before sending the letter with a puff of green fire. In Canterlot ,Princess Celestia begins to read the letter, after finishing it she threw it in the fireplace and said
"I never should have let her stay in Ponyville."