Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

Twilight Sparkle woke up to a fine morning sun. Today was the day she had been waiting for, decision day. Today Big Macintosh Apple was going to choose who would be his special somepony, and she was a candidate. Twilight got out of bed and began brushing her hair. She stared into her reflection wondering if he would choose her. The other five candidates: Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applejack, were all amazing mares. Did she stand a chance? Oh course she did. She's beautiful, intelligent, and even the Princess' star pupil, she's got a lot going for her. (Thought I mention this, I have no clue what time period this should take place. Twilights still a unicorn that's about all I got. Most likely 2nd-3rd seasons) She brushed here teeth, grabbed her book bag that was full of scroll,. and said goodbye to Spike promising to bring back his new Daddy with her. Spike threw up in a waste bin.
After a short while going through the town streets, Twilight, arrived at the dirt road that would lead to Sweet Apple Acres, but she was not the first there. Two of the other candidates were having a seemingly pleasant conversation. The unicorn fashionista and the pink party pony seemed as they always been, even with the circumstances.
"Good morning girls." Twilight announced her arrival.
"Oh! Good Morning Twilight. How is everything?" Rarity turned towards the lavender mare.
"Fine, fine. Why haven't you girls started heading to farm?" Twilight asked.
"Well, first, I arrived." Rarity began, "then shortly after"
"I arrived!" Pinkie Pie literally jumped into the conversation, "and then we started talking: how our dates went, what we did the rest of the week, how big you think it actually is. Then we decided that we should wait for everypony to get here so we can all go down together! Isn't that just a great idea?!"
"Dear Celestia I wonder" droll was coming out of Twilight's mouth as she wondered how big it was. "Oh sorry that's a wonderful idea."
"Oh Twilight you don't need to hide it. They don't call him BIG Mac for nothing." Pinkie said in a playful tone.
"Eeyup!" The three fillies agreed in unison before bursting into laughter. Maybe today wouldn't be too bad even if Mac does not choose her, no matter who he chooses they will all remain friends.
"Oh hello girls." Fluttershy had arrived. "Are we waiting for everyone?"
"Yes, deary, but since the only one not here is Rainbow Dash I think we'll have a bit of time to chat." Rarity suggested.
"Oh Fluttershy! It's horrible I couldn't find that new mare in town yesterday! Is she moving to Ponyville or was just passing through?" Pinkie slid on her back knees to the Pegasus pony.
"Wait, what was that?" Rarity asked.
"Oh apparently there was a new mare in town yesterday and Fluttershy was nice enough to tell me about her, but I never found her. I was going to throw her a party." Pinkie Pie was sadden by the memory.
"Fluttershy how could you?!" Rarity shockingly told Fluttershy off.
"How could I what?" Fluttershy said faking her innocence.
"Oh you know what. That 'mare' was obviously Applejack on a date with Macintosh, and due to your telling to Pinkie Pie she had to cut it short." Rarity made it clear she was incredibly upset.
"Oh dear," Fluttershy began in a sarcastic tone though the other ponies didn't seem to notice. "I would of never if I had known. Poor Applejack."
"So you didn't know?" Rarity asked.
"Oh heavens, No. I heard it from Bon Bon, who heard it from Lyra, who heard it..."
"I get the idea, dear. I'm sorry for my outburst." Rarity apologized.
"All is forgiven." Fluttershy smiled, she had gotten away with another sabotage.
The four candidates waited another hour before the last one had arrived. Rainbow Dash had overslept. They began the trek to the farm which was oddly off. All the chores were done and nobody seemed to be around. As they looked to one each other it was Pinkie Pie who decided to speak up.
"ANYPONY HOME?!" The pink pony announced to the world. There was a sudden crash from inside the farmhouse. Applejack still slightly colored by yesterday's paint opened the door.
"Oh howdy girls, what are ya'll doing here?" She was grinning bigger than usual and was sweating eyes darting every which way.
"Big Mac's decision is today, why else would we all be here?" Rainbow spoke.
"Oh riiiight that. Is that today? Shoots I forgot. Well Mac's not in right now so why doncha come back tomorrow. Bye." She slammed the door. The girls stood there for a sec wondering what had just happened.
"Uh... What should we do?" Twilight asked the group.
"Go in obviously!" Fluttershy annoyance in her voice. "She's obviously has my poor Big Mac tied to her bed and is having her way with him until she gets pregnant. It's what I would be doing." The group stared for a second. "Uh...I mean... We should, um, go in and see if everything is alright." Fluttershy hid behind her mane for the last part.
The group entered the home and went up the stairs to Mac's room that had its door slightly open. AJ was inside turning the place upside down looking for clues.
"What are you doing?" Twilight asked from the door frame of the room.
"Uh." Applejack turned. "Ya see. Uh. Alright ya caught me. Mac is missing." The group let out a gasp. "I got no idea where he went so imma going through his stuff to find come clues as to where he is. So far I've found nothing. I just know he's still in Ponyville because all the chores were done this morning before I got up."
The group was still in shock where did there Mackey Wackey go!? Then and there they decided to put the competition on hold till they found the red stallion. With magic at hand they began to scan the crime scene for anything, anything at all that could help in solving the mystery. Nothing was coming up. Nada. They were losing hope until a small filly had come home from hanging out with her fellow Crusaders.
"Howdy girls. Which one of ya'll is my new Ma?!" Applebloom asked the group. "Is it Rarity? That so cool. Me and the other Crusaders were talking and we thought it be cool if Mac chose Rarity so me and Sweetie Belle could be sisters. Scootaloo asked if he chose Rainbow Dash if he could adopt her so Dash could be her Ma too." Oh grammar Twilight thought if I become her mother were gonna have to fix that.
"Hey what about meh!" Applejack told her sister/daughter.
"Sorry sis, it's just a cool thought."
"Applebloom, I'm sorry to say, but we don't know who your new Mother is." Rarity interjected, "Macintosh has gone missing, do you know where perhaps he might be?"
"Well sure. I saw him leave last night."
"You did!" The group crowded the small filly.
"Uh yeah. He and Applejack were wrestling real loud last night and once things got quiet he left. I wanted to have a match with him but he started doing chores then went to the pond we got in the Southern fields. Once he got there though he fell asleep and I was too tired to ask for a match so I came back home and fell asleep." Applebloom had revealed the location and the girls were off, although does Applebloom know what wrestling actually meant and if she does then does that mean actually wants to... Let's hope not.
It was midday when they arrived at the little water source. Mac was not there but a blanket and a few useful items for camping were strewn about the bank. The girls were poking around the site when the sound of heavy hooves were heard coming towards them. Big Mac walked out unaware of their presence as he was looking at a doll on his back.
"Oh Miz Smarty Pants yer the only mare I need in my life." Mac was talking to himself really, but somepony else was listening and was quite upset by what he said.
"A DOLL!" Mac turned to see an angry yellow Pegasus. "If it's the whole limp, lifeless, vulnerable thing I can do that too." Once again the group stopped to stare at the crazed mare. Mac booked it but with one of the candidates being the fastest flyer in Equestria he didn't get that far.
"Where do you think your going, huh?" Dash asked the pinned terrified stallion.
"Quite, you still need to decide which one of us you want as your very special somepony, Macintosh." Rarity stated as the rest of the group converged on the site. Mac looked around nervously.
"Nnope!" He began to struggle.
"Mac that's not fair, you need to decide." Twilight held him down with magic.
"I can't!" Mac said.
"Why not Mackey?" Pinkie asked.
"Cuz I don't want to hurt anypony." The magic lifted as the girls stopped there interrogation. Mac sat up, "look, I realize that all ya'll really like me but I can't return all of yer feelings. So I decided if I left ya'll could forget about me and find new loves. Ones that give you their all and be yer one an' only."
"Oh Macintosh." Rarity started, "why didn't you just say so."
"Huh?" Mac was confused.
"Yeah. Big Mac if you had just told us in the beginning we could of avoided all this drama." Twilight spoke up. "It's legal in Equestria to have a polygamy. In the old days it was called having a herd. Though not widely practice, the law still remains intact and any colt could have one. You can be the alpha male and we need just one alpha female."
"So I still gotta choose?" Mac asked.
"Well, in a way yes."
"Uh... I don't know."
"Oh come ooonn." Dash interjected, "just pick who was the best in bed."
"What?! I can't do that!" Mac stated.
"Oh are you having trouble remembering? I know let's have an orgy PARTY!" The pink party pony yelled before yanking him out of shot with the other mares giggles following suit.
The sun began its descent as we rejoin our hero sticky, eyes dilated, and near death. The girls on the otherhoof were full of life(if that's what you want to call it) and just simply nodded to one another to just agree his name suited him well.
"So... you decided Mackey Wackey?" Pinkie popped up in front of his face.
"Uh I'm still not to sure." Mac was still worried about hurting feelings.
"Oh wait I keep on forgetting to give this to you." Twilight got up and went to her book bag that was thrown onto a tree branch. "I've been getting some weird letters from Princess Celestia every since I first sent her the one of how we did it. Stuff like don't leave me, I can offer you more than whatever that stallion can, I'll make you a princess weird stuff like that. More recently after telling her about this competition I've gotten ones address to you Big Mac." Twilight handed the scroll to Mac. He began to read it to himself.
"Dear ya gap tooth backwards cousin f*****,
This is Princess Celestia if ya couldn't f****** tell. I don't know what you did to trick my precious little Twilight to make her think you're her soul mate but listen here, if you evah hurt her feelings I will rain sun flares on that smelly, old farm of yours. No I'm not drunk Luna! F*** I wrote that down instead of saying it. Disregard that last part. I will end you. The only reason you're not banished to the moon is because Twilight would upset ya hear me.
Sincerely,
Her highness Princess Celestia"
"I choose Twilight." Now Mac's scared that he might be the one getting hurt.
Although slightly sadden by this the other girls didn't mind, everypony would get a piece of Big Mac due to this new accidental harem and Twilight is very good at scheduling. So there new life begins, the life of a harem king and as any king would he is always on the look out for new subjects.
Author's note:
Finally done. Firstly Thank you to anyone who read it means a lot i’m actually surprised how many people read it even the dislikes mean that someone at least looked at the story long enough to dislike it so they don’t really bother me. To be honest the last six chapters were kind of repetitive I accidently put myself in a rock and a hard place when I left it for awhile with the six dates idea. I should've just made this or a version of this the end the first time around. Anyways, yeah, there's going to be a sequel if ya ask for it or not, a few actually. Working titles are: Mac's Royal escapades, Older mares can be sexy too, slumber party prank, Just because were background ponies doesn't mean we don't want love, Mac's multiverse gender bender adventure, The hive needs love, ect. Yeah they all be just kind of split off this main story. Well thanks if you actually read this horrible story.
P.S. I type this up on my Ipod before I go to sleep and never go back to edit as it says in the description (I think) this is more of an outline for an animation so sorry if the grammar and auto correct caused you to hate this story. Feel like that came out more snarky than I was hoping for sorry.