Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

by UmemotoJiro

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Big Macintosh, Random
Length: 22410

Big Macintosh is Ponyville's most eligible bachelor and through the course of a week ends up sleeping with each of the mane6.

Big Macintosh is Ponyville's most eligible bachelor and through the course of a week ends up sleeping with each of the mane6. Read how he gets into ridicules situations and what happens when the girls find out the others have fallen for the simple workhorse.

(I'm not a writer and won't pretend to be. These are more just me getting my idea on paper so one day I may come back to make these into animations)

[The first 6 chapters are more of frame to lead into the story. I find this stuff funny others may not. Oh well. Set before Twilight becomes an alicorn. This is not clop I try to skip over it as much as possible so you can picture whatever you wish, I don't care]
{I know I spelled accidentally wrong. I submitted the art to deviant art before I realized my mistake and was to lazy to go back and change it.}

Published 2013-10-05 01:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-29 03:33:52 UTC

It all started with a trip to the library

It was just about half past one in the afternoon in Ponyville, and Big Macintosh was just packing up the apple cart. Due to the heat he was exceptionally sweaty, which in turn actually helped him sell out earlier than he usually would. His dark, red coat glistened in the sun. The mares of the town had been swooning over him all day, along with a colt or two. Being the gentlecolt that he is whenever a mare would “accidentally” drop an apple he would lean down to pick it up. On his way down there would be a mix of giggling, ohs, and even a lick from an over friendly crowd member.
At least it was all over for today, Big Mac had at least an hour before he needed to pick up Apple Bloom from school. He gazed off to the horizon wondering what he could do. Going back to the farm would be to much of a hassle and staying out in this heat is out of the question. His head slowly scanned the town and landed on the local library. Contrary to popular opinion he could read and did quite a bit of reading in order to keep up in new farming techniques. He hitched up the apple cart and began walking to the library, much to the disappointment of the mares who decided to have picnics behind him all day.
Big Macintosh parked the cart next to libraries bushes and proceeded to enter the tree house. A cool breeze hit his face, followed by a scream to his ears, and lastly The Book of Names flew into his temple.
“Oh shi…” was the last words Big Mac heard as his muscular body hit the ground with a loud thud. As vision finally returned Big Mac saw the reason of his recent daze. Supporting his head was a purple unicorn with a cutie mark representing magic on her flank, her hair tied up in a wet towel from what he must of guessed meant she just got out of the shower.
“Big Macintosh are you okay?” asked Twilight Sparkle.
“Nnope” is all he decided to say being he never liked to talk much.
“It’s just I was just getting out of the shower and some strange colt happened to walk in and I just freaked out and please don’t hate me!” Twilight spurted out as fast as she could.
“Nnope, miz Sparkle, I could nevah hate a mare as beautiful as ya” is all Big Mac said as he got up from a rather awkward position. This made Twilight blush she usually never gets compliments from colts, she’s too much of an egghead to be attractive.

Macintosh got a hold of his surroundings and walked over to the bookcase labeled agriculture. Twilight Sparkle on the hoof just sat still savoring the warmth that Big Mac’s head had provided. She began to wonder if maybe this humble work horse had feelings for her. He did just call her beautiful and that’s something ponies don’t just throw around right? Big Macintosh is really shy according to Applejack so maybe it just slipped out, if I show him I’m interested he may just come out of his shell.

Twilight looked over at Macintosh, he was reading a book about farming. She took this diversion to find a book of her own. Hidden behind several romance novels was the book The Guide To Seduction by Molestia, an unknown authur whose identity Twilight couldn't deduce. She had read it plenty of times before hoping to use it someday and that day is today. Scanning rather fast she planned her seduction as followed: flirty, clumsy, and if all else fails aggressive.

She begun her flirty tactic, approaching Big Macintosh, Twilight undid her towel in her hair. Bending her head down she snapped her hair up, put on a sexy smile, tilted her head, and looked deep into Big Mac’s soul. Or she would have if he didn't have his head in a book.
“Okay, Twilight, no problem the approach was shoddy at best but you can still do this” thought Twilight. She got close to his ear and whispered, “What are you reading Big~ Mac. In. Tosh.”
Not missing a beat Big Mac simply replied “Crops and You by Golden Fields”.
“Oh! I love that book! Did you know…” and so Twilight began an egghead rant, which was rather one sided, for about ten minutes. Finishing her rant she went to her kitchen.

“Celestia Damn It! I’m such an idiot! It was going so well too. Okay what was next in that book… clumsy. Yeah I can do that” Twilight got a glass of water and went out back to Macintosh. “Hey, Big Macintosh, I thought you’d like a glass of whoops!” spilling the water on his crotch. Getting ice cold water on his crotch, Big Mac jumped about a meter in the air and let out a scream far too high for someone of his gender. “Oh no!” In an obviously acting tone, “I’m soooo sorry Macintosh let me help you” grabbing a towel she slowly stroke Big Mac’s nether regions.
“I-i don’t think this is entirely appropriate Miz Sparkle” interjected Big Macintosh.

Twilight put a hoof over Big Mac’s mouth and whispered “Shush… You talk too much.” Her head slowly began lowering to his sheath and gave a small lick.
“Okay! That’s Enough!” shouted Big Macintosh, “Miz Sparkle ya are a very, very pretty mare bu…”
“Ha! You do like me!” responded Twilight as she tackled Macintosh to the ground. Being too much of a gentlecolt he thought it would hurt her feelings to much to stop her now, so he let nature take control and what would occur would be considered the loudest day at the library ever. Ponies who heard the ruckus awkwardly ran past the library and parents covered their foals’ ears for miles. Spike was the most affected for Twilight forgot he was just upstairs. For about a month Spike would just stare into a corner slightly shaking and muttering“When will it be over...When will it be over...When will it be over…”

Macintosh and Twilight laid on the floor of the library together, both seeming very satisfied. Big Mac sat up and looked out the window, “Consarnit! I’m Late!” yelled Big Macintosh.
“Wait! Aren't I supposed to be the one whose late!” responded Twilight.
She watch as Big Mac stumbled to his hooves and ran for the door “Not what I meant but tell meh if that happens. I need to pick up Apple Bloom from school. I’ll talk to ya later Miz Sparkle.” Twilight ran to the door to see Big Mac running in the direction of the school with his cart,
“I love you! I don’t think he heard me. Too bad. Spike? Where have you been? Why are you crying? Whatever it is stop. I need to send a letter to the princess." Spike, through his sniffling, got a quill and paper waiting for Twilight to tell him what to write.
" Dear, Princess Celestia," Twilight Sparkle started, "Although I have already sent a thank you letter, for the book on seduction, I would like to thank you again. Due to the book I was able to court Ponyville's top bachelor, Macintosh Apple aka Big Mac(and they do call him that for a reason). Even though all the examples were between two fillies and a relationship between a student and a teacher it was easy to correlate the situations and reach my goal. Thanks again.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Apple
P.S.-After how long is considered late for a period?"

Spike threw up in a bucket before sending the letter with a puff of green fire. In Canterlot ,Princess Celestia begins to read the letter, after finishing it she threw it in the fireplace and said
"I never should have let her stay in Ponyville."

Ha! I told you so!

Today was a busy day at Sweet Apple Acres. Both the workhorse, Big Macintosh, and the farm filly, Applejack, were out in the vast orchards of apple trees. "Darn It Big Mac! Can't cha work a little faster?" Applejack commented on her brother's slow pace.
"I'm jus' takin my time is all. It'll get done just be patient" retorted Macintosh. Applejack grunted but went back to work all the same.
For a few minutes there was silence, the kind of silence Big Mac liked to savior. He used this time to just ponder the mysteries of life like why did he feel like some unknown forces watched his realm from afar just for entertainment. His train of thought was interrupted by a bang followed by a wave of rainbows above. A blue Pegasus with a rainbow mane zipped by, doing loops and other aerial tricks.
Rainbow Dash is her name recalled Mac. One of Applejack's friends and the fastest flyer in Equestria. She came to a landing near his sister.
"Consarnit, Dash! Ya'll nearly gave mah a heart attack! When I said you could practice above the farm whenever, I didn't mean to cause explosions willy nilly." Applejack shouted at the smirking Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah but I just got to do one every session, it's my signature move. What would the Wonderbolts think if I couldn't perform my signature move properly." Spoke Rainbow as she acted out performing for her childhood heroes.
"Alright that's fine an' all but me and Mac ..." She looked to see her brother far ahead in progress due to this little talk."well...balls. Dash can I ask fer a little help in mah chores? I still got a lot to do an' I want to beat Macintosh since he's been going slow all day but still is ahead of meh somehow."
"Sure, I was going to meet up with Fluttershy today but she cancelled on me." Replied Rainbow Dash waving a hoof.
"Ahm, sorry, I didn't know yah had a date you should go I can handle." Said Applejack in a hurry, not noticing the last part of Dash's sentence.
"Nah, like I said she cancelled. Whoa whoa whoa. What do you mean by date?" Inquired Rainbow Dash.
"Well aye mean," Applejack paused seeming to try find the right words "ain't you and Shy in a relationship?"
"Are you calling me a fillyfooler?!" Shouted Dash in shock, now understanding what AJ meant by date.
Applejack seemed shock herself, "You mean all these years yuh haven't been umm... having yer barn doors swing the other way?"
"No!"
"Wow then what about yer weekly meetings with Fluttershy?"
"We're friends! Can't we just talk every once in awhile!"
"Well... Shoots! I'm sorry Dash. Now about those choirs."
"Ugh! Fine I'll help you, but if you mention anything about sexual preferences I'm out!" Rainbow Dash finished.
The two fillies begun to buck a line of apple trees, letting the fruits drop into arranged buckets at the bases of the trees. It was tedious but simple work and Rainbow Dash had time to think about her recent conversation.
"How could AJ even say such a thing! Yeah I know I'm not the most girly girl in Ponyville but I still have some charm. I could a colt if I wanted! I just happen to like hanging out with my friends more, who just happen to be all girls... damn it! Every stallion in town probably thinks I'm a lesbian how am I supposed to find a coltfriend now!"
The bucking was done and all that was left was to carry the baskets into the barn. Applejack, Rainbow, and Macintosh carried a basket each into the cellar of the barn.
"Whooey, now that was some good work. Thanks fer the help Dash, and I'm sorry about earlier." Applejack spoke walking up the stairs of the cellar
"Nah, it's okay I know you didn't mean anything by it." Rainbow Dash softly said back.
"Aye got the last one sis." Big Mac said placing down a basket of apples.
"Great! Thanks fer all yer help today I'm going to head back and wash up before dinner. You can join us if you want, Dash." Applejack stated hoping to cheer up her friend
"Nah I think I'll head home if that's all right." Dash said.
Applejack simply nodded before leaving. It was just Big Mac and Rainbow Dash in the cellar now.
"Big Mac?" Rainbow Dash suddenly broke the silence.
"Eeyup?" Macintosh replied.
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Eeyup."
"Really?!" Dash seemed to be shocked,"you don't think I'm too tomcoltish?"
"I think it adds to yer charm, Miz Dash." Responded Macintosh.
Rainbow Dash just stared mouth a gap and wings stiff and fully extended "Sweet Celestia. You have a way with words. Do you want to have sex?"
"Eeyup"
So it begun. Rainbow Dash mounted Mac in a cowgirl position taking in his stallionhood and moving up and down.
"Oh Yeah! I see why they call you ~BIG Mac!" Yelled Dash Mid bounce. "For Luna's sake," is all Big Mac thought.
"Mac time fer dinner" is what he would of heard if Dash wasn't screaming in pleasure as much.
In the doorway stood Applejack wet, from her shower pervert, and motionless as the scene in front of her. Dash being used to hearing things while flying looked over to her. A smile found its way onto the cyan Pegasus' face before she turned back to the red stallion underneath her, "apples" deep as it were.
"Oh yeah! Yes! Harder! Give it to me harder!" Rainbow Dash shouted in ecstasy.
"Eeyup!" Is all Macintosh said before picking up the pace.
This continued for a good twelve minutes till, with a grunt Big Mac finished. Rainbow slid off his stallion hood leaving him with a smile on his face. Telling him to call her dash proceeded to climb the stairs and leave noticing Applejack just standing there, eyes and blush being covered by her Stetson. Rainbow paused in front of her waiting for her to finally take a peak. Right before Dash took to the sky she couldn't help but to blurt out,
"Ha! I told you so!"

Cream filled pies

Big Macintosh was almost done with the day's work. Applejack, although still processing what she saw yesterday, was selling the apples today all he needed to do was the deliveries. He walked through the streets of Ponyville, several of the filly population tended to stare as he passed. It wasn't too bad of a day, a few clouds here but overall a nice day. Mac's blank stare was enough to keep fillies from trying to talk with him, although they seemed to be more interested in his cutie mark. "It is a pretty cool mark if I do say so myself." Big Mac thought sticking his chest out more and flaring his nostrils. A few mares "oohed" at this gesture.
In the center of town stood a gingerbread house, in reality it's just a bakery/house. Sugar Cube Corner is what it was called. Contrary to popular belief the building is not edible and those who try to see if the rumors are true get a stern yelling by the owners, Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and week long ban from their confectionaries. Unfortunately today Big Mac was only here to deliver apples for next week's apple turnover specials.
Big Mac made his way to the back door of the store and knocked. Upon contact with contact between his hoof and wood, a pink pony popped out of a nearby window.
"HI!"
"Whah!" Yelled Macintosh stumbling back a meter or two before tripping on his wagon. Once his daze was gone he glared at the pink party pony halfway out the window.
"Oops. Sorry Mackey Wackey." Said Pinkie Pie with a slight chuckle. Mac let out a sigh.
"It's okay Miz Pie y'all didn't mean anything by it." Said Mac.
"Of course I didn't! I would never hurt a friend on purpose! I just read that you were coming so I thought I'd surprise you! Like this one time"
"Wait. What do ya mean by "read I was coming"?" Mac interjected.
"Oh silly, Mackey Wackey, in the paragraphs above."
"Pardon?"
"Most ponies can't see them so its okay. Anyways the Cakes left to have a picnic in the park and I'm in charge so go ahead and bring them apples in." Stated Pinkie Pie in a upbeat tone.
"Well, great" thought Big Mac. It's not that he dislikes anypony but Pinkie and him were just polar opposites. He would be the stallion in the corner of her parties just wanting to go home and she was that cute mare everypony liked, dancing and talking with everyone. She was nice but he could never keep a conversation with her (like most ponies actually but especially with her). Mac decided to try and get in and out as fast as he could. He proceeded to bring in the baskets of apples at a rather fast pace finishing in just about six minutes.
"Thanks Mackey money's next to the mixer!" Pinkie Pie shouted. Big Mac retrieved the payment and tucked it into his yolk for safe keeping. He proceeded to begin walk out the back door till he noticed three balloons shaking widely on a pink canvas. It was Pinkie's flank hanging half way in the kitchen through the window she popped out of.
"Umm...Miz Pie"
"Yes Mackey! Was it not enough? Oh shoot one sec. Let me just." The flailing of limbs confirmed his suspicions, she was stuck.
"Nnope. The payment was fine,but do ya'll need some help?" Big Mac asked.
"Oh yes pretty please with chimmy cherry changa on top." Pinkie said with a wiggle of her plot. Macintosh, being the gentlecolt he is, averted his eyes. He walked closer and held her tail in his mouth and began to pull. After a strenuous minute he stopped and went to the other side and tried pulling on her front hooves...no luck.
"Well shoots, I guess I could buck ya out." Macintosh suggested.
"Oh Mackey, were not at that part of the story yet." Pinkie blushed and waved a hoof at Big Mac
"Pardon?"
"Oh nothing, we can't do that. I've already caused too much damage this week and if I break something while the Cakes are away they'll never trust me with the shop again, and that absolutely totally cannot happen!" Pinkie shouted out," There's some butter in the kitchen, hoof me a stick and I'll butter myself up here you butter me up from inside. Okey Dokey?"
"Eeyup." Macintosh went back inside to get the butter. Once found, he gave a stick to Pinkie and proceeded to butter up the pastry chef from the inside.
"He he! Wait Mackey stop your tickling me!" Pinkie let out between giggles.
"Sorry, Miz Pie, it's the only way" Mac replied and continued, there were sounds of giggle coming from the other side but he didn't stop. He slowly started realizing her cotton candy tail was slowly beginning to rise and her plot was getting especially oiled. He averted his eyes again but the tail begun to tickle at his nether regions.
"Gulp."
"S-something w-w-wrong Mackey?" Pinkie Pie asked repressing the urge to laugh.
"Nnope!" Macintosh quickly responded and picking up pace slightly. His cock was now fully exposed and he was thinking of the worst possible things to make his erection go away: mathematics, legal documents about the farm, and Granny in her girdle who on Hearth's Warming Eve got so drunk that she thought he was grandpa.
"Oh I think I'm loose enough to" Oh no is all Big Mac had time to think as a pink blur flew back and land right on his, you guessed it, his colthood.
"Oh my goodness! I was so buttered up that your meat slid straight into my oven!" Exclaimed Pinkie looking down, "well...since its already in there."
Big Mac was shocked as Pinkie began to slowly grind.
"I'll just have to "pound" this meat till it turns soft. Make sure to "beat" my "eggs" with that rod of yours. Oooh. My oven's really heating up now." Pinkie was letting out a pun with ever downward thrust. Well at least she didn't make a reference to his nickname.
"I know they say you're "BIG" but you really do scrape the bottom of the barrel with your cock" Damn it.
This continued for about ten minutes till suddenly Pinkie Pie screamed,
"Oh yes. Turn me into a cream pie!" And so Macintosh filled he full of his cream with a satisfied grunt.
Pinkie fell onto the barrel of his chest.
"That was great Mackey."
"Eeyup."
"Hey, do you really think we can't hold a conversations?"
"How'd ya know that?"
"I read it and you know I've always noticed you in the corner of my parties, but I was always too nervous to talk to you. I know crazy right but maybe at the next one you can be the one I dance with. Is that okay Mackey?" Pinkie Pie seemed genuine to the shock of Macintosh.
"Eeyup" you smooth devil Big Mac.
"Really! Oh boy! Thank you Mackey Wackey!" Pinkie with gleeful jump. Unfortunately this moment was short lived as the chimes to the entrance of the bakery rang
"We're back, Pinkie!" Mrs. Cake shouted from the counter.
"Okay! Be out in a second!" Pinkie yelled back, "you better get out of here Mackey." She whispered to Macintosh "I'll send you an invite to my next party sometime this week."
"Eeyup" as he tipped hoofed through the back surprisingly quietly for someone his size. Well, today was a good day for Macintosh all left to do was get home and wash off all this butter.

Hold that pose please.

The fashionista of Ponyville, Rarity, was working on some new designs in her parlor at the lovely Carousel Boutique. She had just gotten an order from Canterlot for suits for some royal guards for the upcoming Guardian Banquet. The Guardian Banquet is a sort of ball in honor of the dedication to the royal guards. Being a formal event, no armor is allowed. Unfortunately Rarity had ran into a small problem, she had no ponyniqins the size of the a royal guard.
"Oh dear" Rarity started to speak aloud, "I have no ponyniqins that fit the size requirements. Out of the worst things that could happen this is the Worst! Possible! Thing!" Pulling in her couch she pretended to faint.
All kidding aside Rarity did need to figure out something before the guards came to pick them up. She needed a model. Not just any model a big, tall, buff stallion. Unfortunately those were few in Ponyville, in fact there was just one.
"And so ya'll are asking meh, permission to use my brother as model fer a new order?" Applejack asked perplexed by the situation.
"Yes, exactly, he's the only one big enough to be close to the measurements I need to work with." Rarity replied in a high class polite tone.
"I understand that, but what I don't understand is why yer asking meh. Just ask him yerself." Applejack stated.
"Well if I ask Big Macintosh myself he might say no, since we aren't really acquainted, but if you ask him he'll be more obliged to say yes because your family asking for a favor."
"Well, I see ya point. Big Macs awfully nice, especially towards mares, but he would rather do busy work on the farm than stand still for hours for some random pony."
"Great, so you'll ask him?"
"Yeah, I'll ask him, but ya gotta promise me one thing."
"What is that?" Rarity inquired.
"Don't have sex." Applejack bluntly said.
"What!?" Rarity said shockingly.
"Ya heard meh. I don't want ta hear nothing atween ya'll alright. Last time I left a friend with Big Mac alone it went all hooves to Cloudsdale." Applejack said with a hint of annoyance in her voice.
"Okay, Applejack I agree not to have... Relations with your older brother." Rarity choose her words carefully as to not seem unsophisticated.
"Alrighty then. Wait right here." Applejack said pointing a hoof at the ground.
Rarity waited as Applejack went into the barn house to fetch the stallion in question. There was muffled talking inside, mostly of Applejack with a lower one word answer here or there. A minute or two past before Applejack reappeared with Macintosh in tow.
"Big Mac," AJ started, "Ya'll remember Rarity."
"Ma'am." Big Mac nodded towards the white unicorn.
"Good Afternoon, Macintosh" Rarity replied to the nod.
"Big Mac has agreed to help ya'll but remember our promise ya hear." Applejack seemed rather stern near the end.
"I will, Applejack. Are you ready to depart Macintosh?"
"Eeyup."
Back at the Carousel Boutique Rarity begun work on Big Mac. She had five suits total to finish and time was of the essence. The unicorn was in the zone as it were. Fabric, scissors, and thread flew around Mac surrounded in a blue hue of magic. In no time at all she had completed three of the five. Big Mac,although being quite stoic, was now beginning to shake slightly. No matter how strong you are holding the same position for hours on end takes its toll.
"Miz. Rarity" Big Mac finally spoke up.
"Huh, what?" Rarity snapped out of her zone at the mention of her name." Oh, I'm terrible sorry Macintosh would you like to take a break?"
"Eeyup" responded Big Mac as different layers of cloth lifted off of him in a blue aura.
Big Mac finally had time to stretch and Rarity had time to think.
"Huh, according to my measurements I'll actually have to trim these slightly. I never knew Macintosh was larger than most guards." She glanced over to Mac who was in a slightly provocative downward dog."Oh my. I never notice a lot about him until now. Wait, Applejack said she caught him and on of her friends having relations. Who was it? Does he look at her friends in such a way? Meaning is he looking at me in that light? Oh my, I don't know what to say. He is quite handsome and very courteous maybe I should give it a shot."
"I'm ready, Miz Rarity." Macintosh said.
Rarity motioned him back to the platform he was before and begun her work. She needed to finish the order first of course but she had a plan to keep him there afterwards. It took another two hours before the last of the suits were finished.
"That's all, right, Miz.Rarity?" Big Mac noted as she put away the last suit.
"Oh yes but I have just one more thing to do." Rarity replied
"What's that? If ya'll don't mind me asking."
"Oh I just want to show you my gratitude for helping me by making you your own suit."
"It's alright Ma'am I..."
"Oh no dear, I'm making this suit out of the gratitude of my heart and I won't take no for an answer."
"Well... Alright." Big Mac conceded he wouldn't want to offend one of his sister's friends now.
Rarity floated the measuring tape over to Macintosh and began wrapping his hind leg.
" Oh wow, Macintosh, you are quite muscular. It must all that apple bucking right?"
"Eeyup" Big Mac noticed a slight change in voice but didn't think much about it. The tape wrapped around his other leg.
"You are quite the specimen," Rarity continued, "so masculine, so strong, so BIG~"
There was a lick that caused the stallion to jump. To his surprise he didn't get too high since his back hooves were tied. A blue aura engulfed his body and flipped him over leaving him exposed to the now approaching Rarity.
“Oh you didn't think I’d let you get away that easy. No my dear, I've been awfully stressed and I need a little relief. Are you willing to give me that relief.” Rarity said in seductive tone.
“Eeyup.” Better get this over with, why does this keep on happening? Thought Macintosh.
Rarity proceeded to lick and suck till his meat was fully erect.
“The rumors are true! Big Mac was about that!” Rarity shouted.
“For Luna’s sake! Why does everypony say that?!” Mac thought but decided not to mention as to not to spoil the mood.
“Yes, but I wish to keep my virginity till I’m married.” the unicorn said to Mac’s surprise, “So you’ll just have to put it in my ass.”
“HELLO” Score Mac thought again.
About two bottles of lubricant, the fun had begun. A wonderful afternoon followed with about three or so climax, they had lost count.
“Well my fainting couch needs a good cleaning” Rarity said nuzzling Big Macs barrel of the chest.
“Eeyup.” Mac replied.
“Well you better get going dear, Applejack might suspect something and I promised not to have sex with you.” Rarity suggested.
“Eeyup”
Rarity walked Big Mac to the door, in more a waddling fashion actually but nonetheless walked to the door. Macintosh nodded to her before making his way into the sunset. The white unicorn smiled and gave a little wave.
“The other rumor was true,” Rarity thought, “once you go Mac, you’ll probably have problems walking or sitting for a couple of days.”

The quiet ones

“Oh dear…” The yellow pegasus, by the name Fluttershy, was pacing back and forth in her cottage’s living room talking to her animals. “He’s coming today's the day. Oooh what should I do? My crush is actually coming for my help. This is my chance!” Angel bunny nodded to ensure her. “This book on seduction, Twilight gave me, are umm… forward. I don’t think I can do this.” Angel along with other of her animal friends gathered around her. A paw from Angel comforted her to smile. “You’re right! I need to be assertive if I ever want Big Mac to notice me!” Fluttershy confidently shouted.

A knock at the door shocked her out of the hope her animals built up into a stumbling mess, throwing the book under the couch and running to the door. On collision with the door, with her face, Fluttershy was greeted by a grey pegasus with a bubble cutie mark.

“Hey! You have eyes just like mine!” Ditzy Doo (or Derpy Hooves whatever you prefer) happily announced having found another.

“What?” shaking her head causing her eyes to realign.

“Oh...Nevermind. Please sign this.” Ditzy (Derpy) said with a slight hint of disappointment hoofing over a clipboard.

“Oh… sorry Ditzy (Derpy),” signing the paper, “If it’s any consolation I think your eyes are beautiful.” With a sincere smile.

“Thank you, Fluttershy” Ditzy (Derpy) said before giving her the package. Turning around and taking off she stopped mid flight and yelled back “Oh yeah! I saw Big Mac coming up the road!”

Fluttershy froze in place for a second and ran inside with the package. She looked into the mirror and smiled a seductive smile, or what she thought was a seductive smile in reality it was somewhat creepy. Then the knock came and she slowly approached the door, looking back to Angel to see him give her a nod and fleeing outside to give them some space.

Big Mac stood there with Woona on his back, the reason for his visit. The door opened and Macintosh was surprised by the seductive Fluttershy looking at him leaning on the door frame.

“Hi~ Big Mac. What brings you here.” Fluttershy said in a seductive tone.

“Uhh Uhh… Um… Woona...Um...Sick.” Macintosh managed to stutter out.

“Oh yes~ Bring here in.”

“Eeyup!”

Big Mac entered the room, well following the swaying plot in front of him. Fluttershy was luckily facing away from Big Mac so he didn't notice she was as red as him. She opened the recently delivered box and pulled out a syringe. Turning to Woona and injecting here with some sort of medicine.

“What’s that?” Big Mac asked.

“Oh! It’s a sedative so I reach down her throat and pull out that toy she swallowed.” Fluttershy said bluntly, only to realise how ruined the mood was. “Oh course if you want to shove something down my throat I won’t need the sedative. Not your hoof! I mean...Um… your penis. “

“Uh? Eeyup.” said Big Macintosh obviously kind of weirded out but not hearing the last part.

The next thirty minutes of searching through a dogs stomach was spent in silence. Not the kind of silence of “ponies who are comfortable with each over tend not to talk” but the awkward, pin drop silence. Once it was over Big Mac thanked Fluttershy, picked up Woona, and began walking to the door.

“Oh no! I ruined the mood completely! What do I do?! What that book say?! Oh yeah! Be aggressive.” the yellow pegasus debated in her head what to do before she reached into the package and pulled out three syringes.

Big Mac was about to open the door when he began to think, “Hey. Fluttershy’s pretty nice, kind, and cute maybe I should ask her out. Yeah that’s a good idea. I think I give it a shot.” He turned around and was stabbed in the neck with three syringes.

“Oh...those were supposed to go in flank but the jugular is fine too.” Fluttershy smiled her seductive yet creepy smile.

“Nnope.” Thud. Mac was out. On the ground still conscious.

“Oops! I think you need another dosage. Weird. I gave enough to put a manticore to sleep. Must be all your muscles. Those firm, big~ muscles.” Fluttershy said in a dark but sensual tone, injecting another dose into his neck.

“Well… buck.” And he was out.

When he woke up, Macintosh was tied to a bed, Fluttershy’s bed. He shook the straps of on his hooves, no luck.

“Oh...You’re awake. Good~.” Fluttershy approached the bed, “Applejack came by to pick up Woona after you didn't come back. I told her that you went to town to get lunch and left Woona to sleep off the sedatives. She went back and isn't expecting you for awhile. Leaving you and me to do whatever we want till Luna’s moon is high in the sky.”

“Why is it always the quiet ones,” thought Macintosh.

Fluttershy’s wings were fully extended and stiff. He didn't know what that meant but he knew what it meant if something on him was extended and rock hard. She slowly worked her way up to chest and traced circles in his chest.

“I've had a crush on you for quite a long time. I used to go to the farm to watch you buck apples wishing I was the tree you were beating.”

“What the Buck?!” Big Mac screamed in his head.

“And when you took off your yolk during the last harvest. I snuck into the barn and put it on. Licking off the sweat, smelling it’s aroma, and masturbating furiously till I came all over it.” Fluttershy admitted in his ear.

“The last harvest was just a few days ago… Dear Celestia.” Mac was now just staring blankly at the ceiling.

“While you were asleep I also injected you with a aphrodisiac. It should begin working in a few. Oh never mind right now. Now lets see why they call you Big~ Mac.” Fluttershy slowly made her way down.

“Why?! Every time that pun appears even if they don’t say it, I know they think it. Whoever came up with that nickname...there dead.” Was all Big Mac could think as Fluttershy went through every position in the Kamasutra in the pony and animal kingdom.

Near death, Mac stared at the ceiling. Drained is an understatement. Fluttershy entered the room.

“Come on, Macintosh. I've only came twenty six times and you've only cummed thirty three times. I’m still not pregnant so we’re still not done.” As she slid up back to mounting position.

Suddenly, a needle went into Fluttershy’s neck. She turned to see Applejack in the dark with a cold stare.

“He’s mine you bi…” out. Fluttershy was out cold.

“Thank Celestia you’re here AJ! Fluttershy drugged me and tied me here for the better part of the day and…” Big Mac stopped. AJ was silently untying him from the bed posts.

Once finished she only muttered, “Let’s go home.”

The walk home was silent.

Keeping it in the family

The morning was calm, Big Mac felt rejuvenated after yesterday’s episode with Fluttershy. He went through his normal routine before heading downstairs for breakfast, a normal breakfast except his sister Applejack wasn't there.

"Granny where's AJ?" Big Mac inquired as he sat down.

"She went into town already. Filled the cart full of apples and was gone. Dagnabit she didn't even eat. Y'all should check up on her later today." Granny Smith replied.

That was that, the rest of breakfast was spent eating and Applebloom explaining what the Cutie Mark Crusaders were going to try today. He had few chores to do before he could go see his sister but when they were done he was gonna give her some of his mind.

The walk through the orchard to Ponyville always calmed Macintosh. The trees opened to the great blue sky and he couldn't help but wonder what life would be like if he were a Pegasus. Well enough of that, the town was in sight. As he entered the shopping district he saw his sister at the stand, as happy as can be.

"Howdy there, Big Mac. What brings you to town?" Applejack sounded more giddy then depressed.

"Granny said she was worried about ya this mornin." Macintosh stated.

"Well, sales are good so I guess I'm good."

Big Mac eyed his sister. Did she just lie? The element of honesty. Lying? Something was very wrong. Applejack shifted slightly.

"Uh... Big Mac? Somethin' wrong?"

"Eeyup"
"Care to elaborate?"

"Nnope... I'm helping ya today with cart."

"I don' think that's necessary."

"I said. I'm helping." Big Mac slightly raised his voice

"Um...okay." Applejack shifted again.

The sales were of an average day till Big Mac arrived, then more female customers seemed to appear out of the wood works. The usual giggling and clumsiness of these kind of customers still happened. Big Mac didn't mind but Applejack's happy refrain was cracking. An apple was "accidentally" dropped by a mare, Macintosh was about to pick it up when Applejack spoke up.

"Consarnit! That's enough! All y'all listen! I don' wanna see any of ya come close to my brother again. The Apple family don't need y'all's business." Applejack snapped at the crowd.

"I'm sorry girls!" Big Mac cut in front of his sister's tirade, "we're closing a bit earlier then expected today." Mac said pushing the cart and AJ out of the shopping district, deciding to stop a brief second turn back and say "By the way. I don't mind the attention." Wink.

A sea of ohhs were heard behind the Apple siblings. Mac had attached the harness to himself as he and Applejack headed back to Sweet Apple Acres. The walk was quite as they entered the path through the orchards before the house. It was during this walk that Big Mac decided to ask what was wrong again, but it didn't come out right.

"What the buck is wrong with ya!?" He shouted at his sister.

"Watch yer tone I'm still yer sister." AJ retorted in annoyance.

"Sorry, but, really, we depend on these sales. Ya can't just tell a huge crowd of ponies we don' want their business!"

"Alright I know. I just can't stand to see all those mares swooning ova ya like that!"

"What are ya talkin bout! I've been treated like that ever since I grew into my frame, why is it bothering ya now!"

"Because!"

"Because Why!" Big Mac let out an angry roar.

"I don't want to lose ya ta some random mare!" AJ burst into tears.

Big Mac was shocked to say the least. "What do ya mean?" He said in a considerable softer tone.

"I'm jealous okay. Us on the farm. We're practically husband and wife and all. I've always felt that way and seeing ya surrounded by all those fillies just feels as if I've been betrayed. Seeing ya with Rainbow and then with Fluttershy was just it. I can't take it anymore I want to be with ya!" Applejack poured out her heart. They stood in the middle of the dirt path they had taken thousands of times before with only the wind as ambiance.

"Ya know why we can't do that." Mac replied.

"Why! Apple Bloom turned out fine!" She shouted back.

"We said we'd me ah talk about that again!" Big Mac straighter up and looked around nervously "I was young... And I still thought babies came from storks!"

"That was the happiest day of my life and ya aren't even willing to acknowledge its existence." Applejack managed through her whimpers.

"You'll find somepony else, and have plenty of fouls with them. I'm your brotha, it just can't happen." Mac tried to reason.

"But I don' want somepony else I want you!" Shouted AJ as she laid a kiss onto Big Mac, he shot back.

"Applejack Apple cut this nawn sense! We've talked abowt fis."

Something wasn't right the world was spinning and he knew why, the syringe in his chest.

"I'm sorry Mac there was no otha way. I've been doing this for years adding it to yer drink at dinner. This is the first time I had to resort to this." AJ whimpered,"This is my own concoction it's more effective than bear tranquilizer." Bam Mac was out, landing underneath a golden delicious tree.

When he woke up this time he was greater by AJ's shakin rump and exposed filly parts. She was facing the other way taking the length of Big Mac's appendage.

"Yer awake!" Applejack came up for air, "I was getting worried wouldn't want ya to miss out all the fun."

"Why me Celestia? Why? Have I done something to anger you? I'm sorry but please stop these crazy mares!" Mac prayed to the Princess of Equestria, but she was just getting a laugh out of his torture.

It took a hour for the numbness to fade by this time Applejack had her fill, figuratively and literally. They laid underneath this now forbidden apple tree. AJ was nuzzled into Big Mac's side.

"That was wonderful~. I love ya Macintosh, no matter what the laws say." She admitted

"I love you too. (As a brother though but I can't tell her that)" Macintosh responded

"Ya do!"
"Eeyup"

"I'm so happy" she hugged Mac's neck

Big Mac had a rough week. It started off kind of good making love to some the prettiest mares in Ponyville, but these last two days were awkward to say the least. But it's all over now because he decided to never leave the farm again. He hide for the rest of his life avoiding all mares even his sister in the vast orchards.

"Eeyup. Sounds like a plan."

"What?" AJ inquired

"Nothin" Macintosh replied.

So this week was over and he'd never have to deal with another mare ever again, or so he thought. One of the biggest assumptions in his flaw ridden plan was that no pony would look for him. Unfortunately, he had forgotten about six fillies that were now very into him and were willing to search to the ends of Equestria for him. But for now all he needed to do was get back to the farm and make sure to wake up before Applejack to make his escape.

All's fair in love and war

A new dawn peaked over the horizon of Sweet Apple Acres. Big Macintosh stared at his ceiling, his plan was ruined. He realized in the middle of the night it wouldn't work but another problem was Applejack wanted to start sleeping in the same bed. Although he was against the idea,as he looked down at AJ snuggling his chest he couldn't help think she is beautiful. Big Mac smiled slightly. He thought back to this week's events and realized it was the best week of his life. First the lavender librarian, then the fastest flyer in Equestria, the pink party pony, the lady-like fashionista, the not so shy animal lover, and finally his own sister. Quite the feat, he thought, but it was over and he was content with making his sister happy for the rest of his life. Applejack began to wake up slowly, rubbing her eyes and letting out a yawn.
"Hey there, Mr. Apple, how are ya this fine morning?" Applejack said prodding her hoof in his side.
"Good. You?" Mac replied.
"I'm wonderful darling. How bout I make us some breakfast."
"Eeyup"
"Ya know I've always loved yer simple, deep answers." Applejack rolled out of bed and left Big Macintosh's room,grabbing her Stetson on the way out.
In the hallway Applejack bumped into the youngest of the Apple family, Apple Bloom.
"Sis, why ya coming out of Big Mac's room instead of yer own?" The little filly asked.
"Cause that's what a wife and husband do, an' don't call me Sis no more. I'd prefer my own daughter to call me Ma for once." AJ casually said as she walked down the wooden steps.
Apple Bloom jaw dropped. She didn't hear what she thought she heard, right? There Mom died while giving birth to her, or so she was told. As Applebloom's world seem the crumble around her she wondered if life would ever be the same.
Downstairs AJ entered the kitchen to the sight of Granny Smith setting up to make pancakes.
"No Granny, imma gonna make breakfast today. Y'all just go and sit on down at the table." Applejack said with a cheerful tone.
"Well alrighty dear," Granny Smith replied, "y'all seem to be right cheery today any reason why?"
"Oh it's nothin' really." Better not to tell her don't need her having a heart attack thought AJ
"Well okay. Holler if ya need any help." Granny started out to the family's dining table.
The whole house filled with the smell of pancakes, hash browns, and apples (as per usual for every meal). Big Macintosh arrived at the table as AJ began putting down the food. Apple Bloom's pupils were the size of an end of a straw staring blankly at a wall.
"Is everything alright, Apple Bloom?" Asked Big Mac.
Her head slowly shifted to Mac "Are ya my Pa brotha?"
"Err...Eeyup." He stated staring straight into her eyes. Apple Bloom gaze shifted back to the wall before her head slammed into the table.
"Wow! I can't believe she bought that yer Ma died given birth for so many years. No wonder she doesn't have a Cutie Mark!"
"GRANNY!" Mac shouted back at Granny Smith.
"Soups on everypony!" Applejack shouted laying down a plate of pancakes on the table with one hoof. They look delicious causing drool to come out the corners of their mouths. Mac began to reach for one but AJ slapped his hoof.
"Uh un. I got special pancakes for you Mac." Applejack went back for multiple trips bring out the rest of the meal. Finally, she came out with some very special pancakes for Big Mac. Laying them in front of him he noticed they were red velvet, heart shaped pancakes with a Macintosh Apple slice on top.
"I love ya." AJ whispered into Big Mac's ear. He gulped before digging in. There was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it doncha worry" AJ said, "y'all just eat."
Applejack left the kitchen and went to see who was at the door. To her surprise, through the mesh of the top, she saw Rarity carrying a black bag on her back with a clothes hanger sticking out the top.
"Uh...Hi ya Rarity. What brings ya out to these neck of the woods?" Applejack seemed rather stunned the fashionista never liked to get her hooves muddy on the dirt paths of the acres.
"Oh yes. Good Morning, Applejack. I'm here to see Macintosh today. May I inquire where he is at this moment?" Rarity said in her ladylike tones.
"Aye guess. Why do ya need him?"
"Well, as repayment for his help with my last order I came to give him a complimentary suit."
"Oh! That's nice of ya come on i..."
"Hey ya Girls" a new voice enter the conversation from above. AJ recognized it in an instant...Rainbow Dash.
"You." AJ pointed a hoof accusingly.
"Relax AJ." Rainbow said as she landed next to Rarity on the porch,"since our last encounter I've been thinking..."
"Thinking of what?" AJ asked staring daggers at Dash who didn't seem to notice.
"Well..." She started, "I'm here to see if Big Mac would like to join me for lunch in the park today." Dash said staring at the ground and brushing a pebble to the side with her hoof.
"WHAT!?" Both Applejack and Rarity screamed.
"Y'all stay away from my brotha ya sex crazed Pegasus!" AJ yelled.
"What!?" Now Rarity and Rainbow Dash said in unison.
"Are you telling me you're the one of Applejack's friends that she caught doing Big Macintosh!?" Rarity said shockingly.
"How do you know about that!? Never mind, I don't care. See here, AJ, I'm not here just to have sex with your brother again. I'm here to try and have an actual relationship with him." Rainbow said stomping her hoof on the ground.
"Hiya Girls!" another new voice.
The group turned to see Pinkie Pie at the bottom of the steps with a party invitation in her mouth.
"Pinkie this isn't the best time." AJ said putting her hoof to her scrunched up forehead.
"Oh that's okay I just want to deliver a party invitation." Pinkie Pie said back.
"Alrighty then hand it here."
"Oh no. I'm sorry this isn't for you"
"Huh? Then who is it for?"
"Mackey Wackey!"
"What?! Let me see that!" She grabbed the invite and read it out loud. "To Mackey-- Party for two Sugar Cube Corner at Ten sharp don't be late!--XOXO Pinkie" AJ put down the paper "Are ya after my brotha too?!"
"Too?! Is somebody else going after my Mackey Wackey!"
"Your Mackey Wackey!" This time AJ and Dash with Rarity off to the side still shock of what she was hearing.
"Now listen here!" AJ started.
"Oh hey girls, how's i..."
"For Luna's sake if you say you're after my brother too I can't be held responsible for what I'll do." AJ turned and yelled at a shocked Twilight Sparkle with her book bag on her back.
"Uhhh...well I'm not here for that per say, I'm here to tell him I think I'm late." Twilight said matter of factually.
The entire group froze. Did she say what they think she said?
"Is everything okay out here. There's a lot of yelling." Big Mac innocently walked into a minefield.
"Mac." Applejack's tone was lacking emotion.
"Gulp* Ummm. Yes AJ" Mac replied.
"Please explain why Twilight here is saying she's late and wants to talk to ya."
"Uhhh...Well...ya see."
"See what! That I turns out ya been rutting all of my friends behind my back!" Applejack exploded, the rest of the girls turned towards Macintosh narrowing there eyebrows.
"Uhhh...well ya see"
"There you are" a yellow streak came down from the sky and tackled Big Mac to the ground. On the ground Big Mac froze once he realized who it was. Fluttershy."Oh, I was so worried. When I woke up (two days later) you weren't there. Why did you leave? Weren't you happy?"
"Ummm... Fluttershy... Could ya get off me?" Mac asked politely.
"No. That was my mistake. I won't ever get off you again." She began drawing circles in his red chest and bit her lower lip. "So why don't we just head back to my place and finish what we started." And she laid on kiss on his lips.
"Fluttershy!" Five obviously a very voices came from behind her, snapping her out of her crazed state. She turned around to see the rest of the mane six in charging stance steam coming out of their nostrils.
"Oh! Ummm... Hi girls... I didn't see you there." Fluttershy hid behind her mane. Big Mac got up and slowly tried to make his way to the house in vain.
"That's it all y'all leave and never come back!" Applejack yelled at her friends.
"Hold on dear, I think there's a more practical solution." Rarity spoke up.
"Yay! What is it." AJ said in a sarcastic tone.
"Let Big Macintosh decide whom he would like to call his mare friend by a trial date. We will go in order of the days we had sex with him." Rarity spoke to the group. The group seemed to like this idea, all except Applejack. "Macintosh, deary!" Mac was almost a t the door when he heard his named called. "Would you mind coming over her and telling us the order in which you consummated your love with?"
Mac wearily walked over to the group, head down trying not to look them in the eyes. "Ummm. Miz Sparkle first" the yeses from Twilight had cut him off before he could continue. "Then Miz Dash, then Miz Pie, then Miz Rarity, and lastly Miz Fluttershy." No need to tell them about AJ he thought.
"Wait a second! Y'all promised me you wouldn't have sex with my brother!" Applejack pointed her hoof at Rarity.
"Well it wasn't a Pinkie promise and I'm still a virgin do mind you. I'm saving myself for marriage, if I'm lucky enough." She winked at Big Mac who couldn't help but blush at the thought of such a beautiful bride. The group whispered about figuring out they must of tried anal and wondering how much it must of hurt, he wasn't called Big~ Mac for nothing (every single time Mac thought to himself). "Here's the plan we will all have a day with Macintosh to try to win him over starting Sunday with Twilight going in order till we finish with Applejack Friday so he can decide who he'd like to date Saturday." Rarity finished.
"Wait how do ya know I like my brother!" AJ shouted.
"Oh please. I've read enough romance novels to realize when a little sister is in love with the older brother but can't be open about it so she tries to defend him from other fillies. Oh and don't think I haven't noticed how your parents death and Apple Bloom's birth do not work together. Anypony would notice." Apparently not as the rest of the group look utterly shocked. "Is everyone okay with this plan?" Rarity asked the group, they nodded. "Very well, everyone leave for today and plan for your dates. Oh and Big Mac please wear this suit on our date I would greatly enjoy seeing you in it." She laid the black bag she was carrying on her back onto Big Mac's.
The girls started to depart. Only Mac and AJ were left. Mac spoke up "Let's go inside and finish breakfast."

Sparkle in her eye

Author note: Hey if you have actually been following this story the next chapters might be a little repetitive if you don’t like that skip to the “Conclusion” honestly I put myself in a rock and hard place with that last chapter. Okay I’m done. Onward to the story.
Day one of what Big Mac would later call date week. Today, at around noon, Macintosh was to go to the library in order to take one, Twilight Sparkle, to a small family run restaurant near town square. A nice simple date. Maybe a walk in the park afterwards, according to the letter a small, shaking dragon had given him.
His morning chores were done and he took a shower. To his surprise, Applebloom was outside the bathroom door.
"What are ya doing! It's almost noon why aren't ya ready!?" The small filly shouted at her brother... Um... Father... Nah let's just go with brother.
"I was about to get going." Big Mac replied as soon as he gained his composure.
"Not like that yer not," she stated, "look, AJ, told me what's going on. Well more like forced me to listen as she complained about the situation all night long. I love AJ and promised to help her win ya over, but I can't imagine what it would be like if my siblings suddenly became my ma and pa. You guys will just always be my brotha and sister, no matter how much AJ might disagree. So the only option is fer you to pick one of the other fillies." Applebloom obviously had some time to think this over.
"Well, alright. That's fine an' all but I got to get going." Mac began to walk down the stairs of their old home. He began to put on his yolk.
"Is that all yer takin?" Applebloom asked.
"Eeyup." Mac stated.
"Ya can't do that! They may be the one's courting you but that doin' mean ya'll need to stop being a gentlecolty like. Here." The little filly ran outside with a cloud of dust behind her returning with a purple flower, collar & bow tie combo, and fedora.
"Look it's fine. I don't need all tha' stuff." Big Mac stated to the young filly. He stopped, no, anything but that. The puppy dog stare with the slight tear in her big orange eyes. "ALRIGHT! I'll take the flower but that's it."
"What about the fedora?! Everypony looks good in a fedora!" Applebloom held to no avail, Macintosh was out the door and on the path to town.
He slowed to a nice trot after Ponyville came into view. Slightly cloudy, but overall a good day. The red stallion made his way through the streets all the while getting a couple of head turns at the sight of him. Something was wrong the mares of the town began to notice. Big Mac wasn't on apple cart duty today (they always have the calendar marked), he doesn't just goes around town for no reason (he prefers to stay at the farm sadly), and he has a single purple flower tucked into his yolk. The signs only pointed one direction. The mares began to follow Big Mac to his destination.
Twilight Sparkle was on her double check of her checklist. "Looks like that's everything. Oh Celestia, I can't wait till Big Mac arrives." She looked in the mirror making sure her hair was okay. Purple magic engulfed her book bag it's contents was a few scrolls, the checklist, and a single book expressed order overnight from Manehatten, All You Ever Wanted To Know About First Dates But Were Too Afraid To Ask. She didn't get a chance to read it all the way through but she could always use it as a quick reference guide.
Mac arrived at the front door of the library, oblivious to the crowd of mares behind him. He knocked and shouted, "Miz Sparkle, I'm here to pick ya'll up fer our date!" Gasps and other audible intakes of breathes could be heard along sobbing and a scream of "Why, Luna, why".
Twilight rushed to the door, took a few breathes and opened it. She was greeted by the sight of a big red flank, since Big Mac had turned to acquire what the strange outbursts had came from. "Oh my. Not that I don't like the view but I would like to talk to my date real fast." Twilight chuckled.
"Miz Sparkle, I'm sorry bout that, here." Macintosh pulled the purple flower Applebloom had gotten him.
"Oh! If I'm not mistaken this is a Crocuses! How lovely thank you Big Macintosh." Twilight levitated the flower out of Big Mac's mouth and placed it in her main.
"Eeyup." What the hay is a Crocuses thought Big Mac only knowing the name of apples."Shall we get going Miz Sparkle."
"Why, yes, that would be lovely." They made their way through a sea of envious, sad, and hateful mares. In only about five minutes the couple had arrived at the simple Mom and Pop restaurant. They were seated immediately.
The purple unicorn and red stallion sat at a well lit corner table near a window. As they looked and ordered their drinks a yellow blur quickly passed outside the window barely noticed by either of them. Twilight took out her book and checked a few things off.
"What's that?" Mac asked.
"Oh nothing!" She quickly shoved it back in the bag giving him a awkward smile.
"Well okay. Twilight I have an important question to ask you." Big Mac seemed rather serious.
"Yes, what is it?" The unicorn asked back.
"Are you really late?"
"Late for what?"
"Well ya know...late."
"Uhh...OH! Late! Oh yes that." She paused "No it arrived."
"Oh, okay." Mac seemed honestly disappointed.
"If I was, then what would you do?" Twilight asked.
"I'd marry you. There's no way I would let the mother of ma child raise them by herself. My Pa taught me better." Macintosh stated proudly.
"I lied!" Twilight chuckled, "I'm late. I guess you'll just have to marry me now hehe." Mac raised an eyebrow. "Okay maybe not. But I'd love to have kids and I know a lot about farming! Not in practice but I've read about it. I'm good with numbers so I can do taxes, I have connections in Canterlot that would love to get some of your apples, and...and." Twilight was putting it on the line.
"Miz Sparkle." Mac's deep voice interjected.
"YES!" Twilight stopped.
"It's okay. You don' need to try and impresses me. I came here to meet the real you. Please be yourself." Mac smooth voice empathized with Twilights soul.
"Okay...Thank you, Big Mac."
"Eeyup!"
The rest of meal went well. They had pleasant conversations, laughed, and even talked about future hopes and dreams. They shared a walk in the park and arrived back at the Twilight's Treehouse around five in the afternoon.
"Well I had a lovely time Big Mac." Twilight turned to him before unlocking the door.
"Eeyup" Macintosh watch as Twilight once again marked inside her book. He read the title and chuckled.
"Oh no!" She put it away, "You saw, didn't you?" She pouted at the stallion.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself." He chuckled, "What's next in yer book."
"Let's see," she began reading, "if your date has gone especially well you may allow for your stallion to kiss you before he leaves."
"Well I can do that." Said Macintosh as he placed a kiss on the purple unicorns lips causing her to fluster.
"Is that it!" She scanned the book frantically, turning as if there was some hidden message if held upside down. "Why isn't there a part where we do it. Screw this book!" The novel flew back with great speed as another floated towards them. Mac couldn't read the title but he did see the author, Molestia. Flipping through it Twilight began to giggle and said, "Now this book has the right ideas."
"Miz. Sparkle?"
"Oh my most wonderful teacher. I've been so naughty. Maybe you should use your great "BIG" riding crop to punish me." Turning around and giving a little shake.
"GULP. Eeyup!"
What a nice date.

Taste the rainbow

Macintosh's next date is with Ponyville's most athletic mare, Rainbow Dash. He didn't know the agenda but he was guessing she would come by sometime in the afternoon after her, apparently routine, morning nap. Well at least it gave him time to do his morning chores and get ready. Applejack avoided him as much as possible this morning, she'll most likely do that the entire week. It was just about ten after eight when AJ finally spoke.
"I'm going to town. Load up the cart."
"Eeyup"
He loaded the cart full of golden delicious and other kinds of apples. She tipped her hat and left for town. Mac waited a second and kicked a few more trees. On his sixth tree he heard a strange grunt then a whoa. Rainbow Dash fell onto him.
"Ouch," Big Mac grunted, "Miz Dash? Are you okay?" Rainbow Dash got off Mac's chest and shook her head.
"Ugh, yeah I'm fine. You?" Asked Dash.
"Fine. Why were ya'll in my family's tree?" Mac asked back.
Dash began shifting uncomfortably, "well... You see... This morning I woke up extra early because I was excited for our date and came straight here to get you. But... When I got here you and Applejack were just starting your chores, and, no offense, I'd rather not cross paths with AJ right now. So I ended up landing in a tree and drifting to sleep by accident." Unbenounced to her, Dash's gaze slowly drifted downwards to the ground and she became very flustered.
Big Mac chuckled, "it's okay, Miz Dash, I understand."
"Really!? Cool, then ready for our date?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Sure, let me get cleaned up we can be on our way. Ya'll wouldn't want to go on no date with some stinkin' stallion would ya?" Mac said jokingly.
"No! It's fine I mean." Dash interjected, "I don't mind really. In fact I kind of like your smell!" She covered her mouth. What in Celestia's name did she just say. "I don't mean I just go around and sniff you whenever! I just mean..." She became completely flustered.
"Hehe. Alrighty then Miz Dash shall we get going." Mac asked.
"Eeyup!" Dash replied, causing Mac to give another hearty laugh. Rainbow Dash can be quite cute when she wants to.
They began their walk to Ponyville. Dash apparently had nothing planned so they decided to walk around town till they found something to do, once they arrived. Pegasus squads were busy making sure the skies were clear and the sun could let its rays through to the ground. There's not much to do in Ponyville so they just strolled for awhile. No pony seemed to care as much as they did yesterday when he went out with Twilight...odd.
"Oh, Mac! How about a game of bowling?" Rainbow pointed to the bowling alley.
"Sure Miz. Dash." Mac replied.
They entered the facility and proceeded to get a lane, two bowling balls, and some very badly sized horse shoes. Dash's were slightly to big and wobbled and they didn't have Big Mac's size so he had to get the largest they had that was still a size and a half too small. The pair began their game.
"I hope you don't expect me to go easy." Dash states throwing the ball down the lane towards the pins knocking all of them in her first try. "Yes! Stri~ke!" The pins reset.
"Nnope." Big Mac throws his ball rather lazily to be honest, "hope ya'll didn' expect me to aye'ther." Mac walked to his seat. Rainbow Dash watch the ball slowly hit the pins knocking them one by one. Strike.
"NO WAY!!" Shouted Dash, "oh it is so on."
Who knew bowling could be so intense. Each throw was carefully calculated and none were ever wasted. But at the end Mac held a small lead. It was the final frame for Rainbow Dash she threw, 8 pins on the pick-up and for her final throw another 9 putting her ahead by that 10pins. She was obviously nervous, Big Mac was a fairly confident bowler and getting a spare would be easy for him, the extra throw of a last frame would just add even more if he did (I don't bowl so if this doesn't work well...balls). She was going to lose.
"I hate losing" she mumbled to herself
Macintosh heard this and was at a lost on what to do. Of course he wanted to win but right now it didn't seem the most gentlecolty thing to do now. He'd have to make sure not seem too obvious. Mac threw the ball as fast as he could, well that was conspicuous he thought. The pins blasted out of the way leaving an almost smoldering path straight through. A 7 - 10 split. He faked signed threw the ball again only hitting the 7. A squeal of excitement was let out by Dash, who either didn't notice or care, she won.
"Sweet Celestia! I won! That was the best game of my life!" Flying around, celebrating, "oh Big Mac that was so much fun! Thank you!" And she kissed him.
Dash pulled back fast and flustered heavily, Mac did too but yeah... Red coat so no pony noticed. They had lunch at the alley's food vendor and left.
"This was a good date." thought Macintosh "just an overall pleasant time. Nothing too big, and first time no sex. Now we can't have that can we.
"Hey Dash! How's it going?" A yellow Pegasus mare with a aqua colored mane and three raindrops as a cutie mark called from above.
"Oh hey, Raindrop! It's good, how about you?" The Pegasus landed and faced Dash.
"Not too good actually. Major change to the weather plans all weather teams have to report in to get ready for a major storm today. I'm sorry to ask but we need your help, even if it's your day off." Said the yellow Pegasus.
"What! No way! I'm on a date!" Dash respond shockingly.
"Huh?" Raindrop looked towards Big Mac, who gave a gentle smile back, "With Big Mac?"
"Uh, yeah. Who were you expecting?" Asked Dash.
"Well...um...no one special" said Raindrop rather nervously.
"Why are you acting nervous!?"
"Oh no reason" she stepped back a few spaces.
"No tell me!" Rainbow seemed slightly mad now following her steps till she hit a wall.
"*gulp* uh, Fluttershy." She said apprehentlessly
"WHAT?! Not this lesbian thing again!" yelled Dash.
"I'm sorry you just have that kind of...vibe."
"What bucking vibe! I've always liked colts! Does everypony think I'm gay!?"
To her surprise a crowd that had gathered to see what all the noise was about decided to answer.
"Anypony who thought Rainbow Dash was a fillyfooler say I" let's just say the consensus was yes, everypony thought Dash if given a choice would choose a cat over a chicken (think about it).
Dash turned stoic. Mac seemed rather uncomfortable shifting back and forth looking for a way out of the now rather large crowd.
"Mac?" Rainbow said not staring at him. Shivers were sent up his body.
"Yes, Miz Dash?"
"Whip it out."
"Whip what out?" He chuckled.
"It"
"It what?" Trying desperately to see if he was wrong.
Dash turned, "YOUR DICK, STALLIONHOOD, COCK, MR.HAPPY, SCHLONG, WAND OF PLEASURE, YOUR LUNA DAMN PENIS!" Yelled straight into his face. Mac coward in fear.
"Eeyup" is all he managed to say before he was pushed on his back and Rainbow had mounted his crotch.
"Alright! You guys better pay good attention! This is why they call him Big Mac" the crowd let out mixed reactions but the overall thought seemed to be...wow. Dash continued "And this is why I'm not a lesbian." She rammed it inside of her as the crowd gasped and she began grinding him letting out moans of joy.
"Oh yes! Right there! Who's the lesbian now! Bet you wish you had a cock this good!" Dash let out between downward thrusts.
Yes they did want a cock that good. Mac look out into the crowd some mares were drooling, some seemed shocked, some seemed wondering if this was free. On mother even seemed to playing with herself (like some others) telling her son in a perpeller hat to got the arcade. He also noticed one yellow mare who seemed rather angry but she was hidden by the cloak she wore.
Dash was still going hard. Up, down and an occasional spin around to give the crowd a different view but now it was time for the finisher.
"Mac you ready?" Dashed asked the stallion underneath her.
"Eeyup" he's been "ready" since a minute in.
"Alright together on three. One. Two. Three!" They reached their climax. Dashes head snapped back, eyes rolled back into her head, and her tongue stuck out of her mouth. Mac arched his back, closed his eyes and gave her one last good thrust sending his seed flying. That was it all they had in one Big Bang.
They got up and saw the crowd of mares sprawled out everywhere. Apparently together on three meant altogether on three. Raindrop wobbled to her hooves.
"Okay Dash. I believe you, you're not a lesbian. But we still need your help with the weather." The yellow Pegasus explained.
"Alright I get it. I have a duty to Ponyville. I'm sorry Mac is it okay if we cut the date short?" Asked Dash
"Eeyup. Have a nice day Miz Dash." He kissed her on the nose and proceeded to leave.
"Thanks, Big Mac! See ya Saturday!" Yelled Dash.
"You have another date?" Raindrop inquired.
"Not exactly. But the possibility of another date will be possible if he chooses me."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Let's go report in."
Date 2 finished.

Dress relief

Macintosh was released from the freezer shortly after and had finished his date with Pinkie Pie. It was the next day and the clouds were all gone. He was back home doing chores as usual. Today was Miz. Rarity's turn and she wanted to have a romantic (and expensive) dinner at the fanciest restaurant in town. Well classy ladies like all that sophisticated stuff not down to earth junk, Mac on the other hoof didn't mind either as long as he had the funds.
"Hey Mac, ya got a moment." He turned, it was AJ. She had been avoiding him as if he was death incarnated ever since this whole date week started.
"Eeyup" he decided that would be the best choice, usually is.
"Look. I know tonight's date is with Rarity, right?" He nodded to confirm her statement, "If you have to choose any other pony but me, please for Celestia sake, don't make it Rarity."
"Pardon?" Mac became slightly agitated.
Applejack elaborated more, "Now come on Mac, we both know, she's no good with the farm. All the other girls at least have some sort of talent that could be beneficial to the family: Dash can change the weather, Pinkie Pie is on par with Granny Smith in the kitchen department, Fluttershy is great with animals, and Twilight can pick orchards with her gosh darn mind. Rarity on the other hoof is too busy trying to stay clean and work on her dresses to even think about manual labor."
"Now hold on a sec." Macintosh interrupted his sister "This is my decision to make. I'll chose the mare I'd like to spend the rest of my life thank ya very much."
"Be reasonable. Is it cause she's so pretty?" AJ accused.
"Nnope, well...I'll admit she is darn pretty." He smiled as he imagined the mare in question.
"Okay look. I had an idea that might work, if ya'll choose me. Technically we can't marry. So instead ya take one of the other girls as a mistress and she'll pretend to be yer wife. This way we can keep our secret relationship and ya can even have threesomes with us." Now that idea appealed all of a sudden. "But I'd also have to get a husband and I think Caramel would be fine for that role. He'd probably agree as long once in awhile ya would wear a blindfold during sex and let's just say there may be times you think this feels a lot tighter than usual." Never mind.(sorry if you were looking for some BL. I've got nothing against it, I just don't write it)
"Now AJ," Big Mac started, "I'm sure Miz. Rarity can help our family plenty. She runs a successful business she could help with the money issues and learn how to bake from Granny. I'd still like to give her a shot."
That was it, Mac wasn't changing his mind one bit. The day went by and Luna's moon had risen into the dark sky. Mac had asked Applebloom to help him put on the suit Rarity had insisted he wear. He had never wore such a nice and well fitted suit, it felt good. Due to his little sister's insisting this time he had a bouquet of roses and after some puppy dog eyes a fedora. Looking into a mirror he couldn't help but smile and think "Man I'm Pretty." With the cover of night he made his way to the place known as Carousel Boutique.
Arriving at Carousel Boutique, Mac made his way to the front door and knocked with the bouquet of roses clenched in his teeth. A few seconds later the door swung inwards to reveal the stunning Miz Rarity. She wore an extravagant light blue dress with trim of dark blue and white hidden throughout, she had her usual eyeshadow but added a nice blue lipstick that accent her irises. Mac's jaw dropped and evidently the roses did too. Man she's pretty.
"Well, good evening Macintosh. I see you wore the suit I made. It pleases me greatly that you took my request to heart, thank you." Mac doesn't know if she was trying to sound sexy but the growing aura around her sure did make it seem that way.
"Erm...uh...E-eyup." Dang it Mac thought you only say two words and now you're messing that up you bumbling idiot.
"Were those roses for me perhaps?" Rarity point to the bouquet he had dropped.
"Eek. Eeyup. I'm sorry I'll get that." He bent down and picked them up. He began to sweat.
"Oh give me a second, won't you? I would like to put these into some water." Reading his body language Rarity knew she had Macintosh wrapped right around her hoof. As long as nothing happened to there dinner she was guaranteed to be the winner of the dating competition. She returned to Mac who was letting the heat out of his collar. "Ready, dear?"
"Eeyup"
They began their trek to the fancy pantsy restaurant located on the east side of town. Upon arrival Rarity noticed there seemed to be a lack of ponies, only one waiter was present at the front door locking them.
"Excuse me, sir?" Rarity began to inquire, "Why are you locking the doors? Are you not open?"
"Oh! My apologize, mademoiselle, the restaurant has become overrunned by parasprites. We had to close until Miss Vinyl Scratch can come to drive them out with her music." The waiter explained.
"But we had reservations!" Rarity pleaded.
"I'm sorry, I can do nothing for you, we must close due to health and sanitation laws. We could possibly reschedule you for next week if you would like."
"No. That's okay it would be too late then. Sigh. Thank you anyways." Rarity gave up. Her perfect night was ruined as if she had jinxed it with her earlier thoughts. A cloaked figure dashed out from behind the restaurant.
Mac had stayed quiet during the entire conversation, now that it was over he couldn't help but feel for Miz Rarity who was now disheartened by the situation. Mac wouldn't, neigh, couldn't let this be. His gentlecolt code would not let him. This was a time for action.
"Miz Rarity."
"Huh, yes, Macintosh?" Her brooding was interrupted by Mac's deep voice. He placed a hoof on her shoulder.
"Go back to yer Boutique. I'll be there shortly." Mac was stern yet it comforted Rarity to no end.
"O-okay." Rarity made the return home alone, unsure what Big Mac was planning. But she waited in the dark on her fainting couch for minutes on end. There was a knock. She opened the door. Mac stood there his suit was covered in dirt and he had a saddle bag on his back.
"May I come in, Ma'am?"
"Oh yes. Please do. Um, wipe your hooves first if you don't mind." Big Mac obliged and entered.
"Where's yer kitchen?" He said scanning the room.
"Uh, through that hallway to the left." She was still unsure of the situation, but told him anyways.
Mac calmly walked into the kitchen and preceded to take the items out of his bag. Rarity tried to peek in but Mac only pushed her back into the the hall and told her to wait till he called for her. She went back to laying on her couch for what seemed like forever until Mac called for her.
"Miz Rarity, ya'll can come in now."
Rarity entered the kitchen and was stunned by what she saw. The room was barely lit by three candles placed in the center of the kitchen table that had a scarlet cloth thrown over it giving it a romantic feel. There were two settings across from one another of spaghetti with tomato sauce, a Trecolore salad, glass of red wine, and side of breadsticks. The napkins were folded into pyramids on the side with utensils placed in proper order. Macintosh pulled out a chair.
"Miz Rarity"
"Macintosh." The white filly started, "Did you do all this?"
"Eeyup"
"How?"
"I had to call a few favors from around town but I got all the ingredients as fer the cookin... being the eldest child in a family where two fillies were too young to cook and the Granny practically fainted after working the fields all day to have enough money to raise all us just gets ya good at somethings."
"Oh Macintosh." Rarity was nearly in tears over the sentiment of his actions. She took the seat.
The dinner went smoothly just as Rarity had fantasized only one thing had changed, instead of Macintosh falling for her she found herself falling more in love with him. His rustic charm, his chivalrous deeds, and his toned body. Dinner was over and Mac was cleaning up the dishes.
"Wait, Macintosh. You cooked for us, allow me to at least do the dishes." Rarity interjected his work.
"Nnope. It's fine Miz Rarity." Big Mac responded back continuing what he was doing.
"No, no, I insist." She grabbed the plate Mac was holding.
"It's fine." He pulled back.
"No really. I insist." She yanked harder.
"Nnope."
This little confrontation turned into a full on tug a war battle. Neither of them wanted the other to do the dishes. Mac could of easily won but to use his full strength would of probably broken the plate. Even so, Rarity had a slight advantage, and that advantage was magic. She engulfed the plate with her blue aura pulling it towards her with unnatural force. Big Mac wrapped his hoofs around the dish but the magic was to much. His hoof slipped and headed straight into Rarity's general direction. Whack! Mac hit her in the nose.
"Gasp!" She raised her hoof to her nose, it was bleeding. "You hit me!"
"I'm sorry Miz Rarity it was an accident!" Mac apologized to no avail she wasn't listening, she just kept on muttering something inaudible. He stopped and listened intensely.
"You hit me. You hit me. You hit me. You hit me. You hit me."
"Um...Miz Rarity?" Mac asked with growing concern.
She wiped a smidgen of blood onto her hoof and licked it. She turned her head towards Mac and with a cynical smile and a seductive voice said "You hit me~"
"Oh dear." Big Mac had awoken something in Miz Rarity that night. Beneath her strong, independent, fashionable business mare persona was a bit of her personality that never got to appear till now. A piece of her that had never been...dominated till now. That's right folks Rarity became a Masochist. She tackled Big Mac to the ground.
"Do it again Macintosh, please I'm begging you." Rarity's eyes were blinded by lust.
"Hold on Miz Rarity" she cut him off.
"Actually, Macintosh, I have a weird craving for you to start calling me 'Mommy' how about you indulge my appetite."
"Uh. Okay. Erm. Mommy... Yer obviously not thinking straight."
"Oh but I am. I love it. I love the feeling of your chiseled body dominating mine."
"Uh Eeyup" odd Mac thought his first chapter with Rarity had him being dominated but this time around he was going to be the dominator.
"Hell! Go ahead and take my virginity! I hear it's one of the painful thing in a mares life! And I'm all up for the pain."
"Hello!" Mac thought.
"I mean it's going to even more painful since well...your not called BIG Mac for nothing."
Now you see, we were so close but you had to make that joke. Now she really deserved to be punished.
And they did it. A lot. With a couple of whips and an underwater camera. So you know. Not that kinky. Well compared to the internet.

I'm scared.

It was the day Mac feared. The day he hoped to never come. The day of his date with Fluttershy. Yes, the shy, meek Pegasus pony who loves to care for small woodland animals. The mare that would shrink in fear if he had talked to her at Miz Pie's party hoping to have one pony to talk to in the corner not dancing. Well that's what he thought before the "incident"(refer back to "the quiet ones"). Now all he could see was a disguise. A cute face that hides a dark secret.
"Hey, Bro! Who's next on the list?" Applebloom asked her brother who was sitting on the porch waiting to get picked up by..."her".
"Fluttershy."
"Oh great! You two seem like a perfect match!" The red bowed filly yelled.
"I'm scared."
"Pardon?" She asked her brother.
"I'm scared"
"Why?"
"Did Applejack tell you about what happened?" Mac looked over to his sister.
"No."
"Celestia bless her heart. Can I ask you a favor Applebloom." Mac tone dropped to a rather depressing one.
"Uh, sure."
"Can ya just hold me fer a sec?" An odd request but the little filly knew something was up and her brother needed her comfort.
"Okay, Big Mac." She hugged her brother and he back to her. The moment of comfort would not last long though as four quiet hooves hit the ground.
"Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something." A meek voice broke the silence. Fluttershy had arrived to pick Big Mac up for their date.
Big Mac froze. His head slowly turned to Fluttershy. She stood there head tilted to the ground, mane covering one eye, and nudging a picnic basket she had placed on the ground. She seemed to be the way she used to be...seemed. Mac was unsure, he let go of Applebloom and told her to go inside. He watched the yellow Pegasus trying to see if she was putting up some rouse. She seemed to be the Fluttershy he had once considered dating but he remembered the time he decided to act on that feeling.
"Um...are you ready...for our...um...date?" Fluttershy gave an awkward smile.
"Erm...alright let's go." It was time. Mac may of been scared but he couldn't stand her up now. They began to walk down the trail to town. "Miz Shy, what are we doing today?"
"Oh...I thought we have a nice picnic by the river bank in the park. If that's okay with you that is." Fluttershy muttered almost inaudibly soft.
"Eeyup!" Good a nice public place if she had invited me to her cottage I might of ran for the hills.
The park was crowded today, which was technically good but they seemed to be watching them. The sight of seeing Big Mac everyday with a new mare had lost its surprise, while the mares of town were still somewhat jealous the FlutterMac combo was nice sight to behold. "Omg what a cute couple! They are a perfect match! Why wasn't Fluttershy his first choice?" Mac felt uncomfortable and to his surprise so was Fluttershy.
"Um...maybe this wasn't the best idea." She whispered to herself, she turned to Big Mac. "Maybe we should go someplace less crowded."
Less crowded meant less witnesses if she tried to pull something. But there it was again, Fluttershy seemed to be that helpless filly Mac couldn't help but protect. Although his gut told him not to he decided to suggest a terrifying alternative.
"How bout' we have a picnic next to the brook near yer cottage." What the hay was he saying.
Her ears perked up. "That's a great idea." She seemed more confident. This was not looking good had he been driven into a trap. Did she plan to act all weak in order to have him let down his defenses. He couldn't go back on her word now so he'd have to follow through. Big Mac gulped and began to sweat. After a long walk through town and somewhat secluded forest setting they arrived at Fluttershy's property.
"One sec. Let me get everything ready." She saintly laid down a blanket next to the river bed and started placing the different foods she had packed. All seemed normal. "Okay. I'm done." She smiled a huge lovable smile to Mac with what he think was the sound of a squel toy. He sat down and she began to serve him. The drink was the most suspicious of it all it seemed to bubbly.
"Miz Shy is it supposed to be this bubbly?" He eyed the drink.
"Huh, um, I don't know it's your family's cider I saved some from last cider season." Fluttershy responded calmly.
Maybe it was his imagination but what kind of fool would take the chances after the last time with this mare. "How bout a toast?!" He shouted startling Fluttershy she shrunk in a ball but lifted her glass.
"okay" she whispered, "cheers."
"To a wonderful date!" Mac shouted and to a swig but did not swallow until he saw Fluttershy swallow hers.
They proceed with the picnic. It was quite good to be honest a strange variety but Mac just focused on Fluttershy.
"Um. Mac. Can you please stop staring at me. It getting me nervous." She blushed furiously.
"Oh! Eeyup." Awkward silence.
"I'm sorry" Fluttershy broke the silence.
"Pardon?" Mac asked.
"I'm sorry about last time." The shy Pegasus continued, "I-i-I wasn't myself and I did horrible things to you."
Big Mac was surprised to say the least. She was apologizing maybe last time was a fluke of some sort, maybe she was possessed by some dead pet she once had. A female cat that died in the middle of mating season and was in heat, because that's likely. "It's okay, Miz Shy, I forgive you."
"No it's not okay!" She began to cry. "What I did was wrong. And I really hurt you. You probably hate me. But I don't want that because I love you! I love you! I loved you even before this stupid competition! I was so happy when you talked to me at Pinkie's party. A handsome kind colt talking to me it was a dream come true but I ruined it. Fluttershy your such an idiot."
Mac wrapped his arms around her. Just like Applebloom had done that morning it was his turn to comfort the pony in front of him that needed it. "Like I said. It's okay." He let his warmth flow into her fragile body. They spent the next few minutes just holding each other.
They went back to eating, they talked, laughed, and feed some passing ducks. It was an overall great date, a date that Big Mac had not expected. But all great come to a close and he needed to get back to the farm. He had given AJ the okay to hunt Fluttershy down if he didn't come back within five hours. She said she would do it if was four and her time was coming close. He wanted to stay longer but in case she wasn't kidding he should be heading out. "Miz Shy, I think we should be Darwin' this er date to a close."
"Oh do we have to?" Fluttershy said kiddingly but truly wishing for this to continue.
"I'm afraid so." He looked up to her cottage less than a twenty meters away. "Do ya'll need meh to walk you home?" He smiled.
"It would be nice." Fluttershy smiled back. They packed up the picnic spot and Macintosh escorted his filly friend to the door. She entered and faced towards Mac. "Thank you Big Mac." And kissed him on the cheek. Mac blushed.
"Have a nice day Miz Shy." He began to leave when he heard Fluttershy say something quite odd.
"Wait are you kidding? Aren't we going to have sex?!"
"Wait? What?" Mac turned around.
"That's not fair! At the end of all the other girls date you bucked them raw and hard! Why are you excluding me!?" Fluttershy stated.
"Wait how did you know that?!" Mac was getting nervous.
"I watched you. I tried to stop you but somehow you still had perfect dates! Twilight I added depressors to your food yet for some reason you guys weren't even phased! Rainbow Dash I changed the weather schedule so she would have to return to work but you bucked her in the street for everypony to enjoy! Pinkie had her original plan rained out by the storm but she's a fast decorator! And Rarity I flooded her reservation with parasprites yet you pull a romantic dinner straight out of your damn fedora!" The truth had come out.
"Ya'll tried to sabotage the other dates! How dare you! I'm out of here!" Mac was angry she hadn't change.
"Not if you want the antidote." He stopped Fluttershy stood there with a smirk. Had she...no I saw her drink it too.
"You didn't."
"Oh yes I did"
"But I saw ya'll drink it too."
"I know but I also drank the antidote while you weren't looking." She pulled out a small vile "Now, please don't let my stamina increasing meal go to waste." He thought for a second. All the food he ate were to fuel his libido. Watermelon and cucumber salad full of citrulline, fortified tofu b-12 vitamins, dark chocolate causes euphoria, even the grapes increased testosterone. It was such a weird combo that he didn't even notice the correlation between them all (by the way all that is supposedly true).
"Ya'll planned this!" Big Mac accused the yellow filly.
"Not all of it, Angel helped me out quite a bit. Anyways get in here and give me the bucking of a lifetime if you want to live." Fluttershy had gone over to the side evil once again. Big Mac had no choice but he wasn't going to go easy on her and with his training with Rarity he was ready to give her the proper punishment she deserved.
"Fine I hope ya'll are ready." Fluttershy got excited
"Oh yes! My body is ready! Show me why they call you BIG Mac!" Really if he ever finds out who gave him that nickname he would kill them.
The five hours were up and after following some leads from town AJ burst through the front door of Fluttershy's cottage. "Get off my brother ya no good huh?" Mac was finishing a vile of some sort of liquid above a what seemed to be a Pegasus covered in horse se... Never mind. "Is everything fine 'ere?" She asked the stallion.
"Eeyup let's go home." Mac walked straight out the door paying little attention to the twitching filly on the ground.
"Revenge sex is best sex." Panted a very pleased Fluttershy.
One more to go Big Mac thought to himself as he made his back. That mare in question was trying to catch up with him so they could go home together.

You do something with your mane?

"Sis? Why do ya need my help putting on yer makeup?" An annoyed Applebloom asked due to a rude earlier than usual morning call. She followed her sister, AJ, to her room.
"First of all, I asked ya to start calling me Ma. Secondly, it's not really makeup it's more...well ya'll see." Applejack told her daughter/sister.
"And like I told ya!" Applebloom started, "that's just too weird, what would the ponies at school think if u suddenly turned into my ma." Well that's a good point. The whole reason for keeping it a secret till this point was to protect her from ridicule. Applejack conceded.
"Okay, I understand." Her tone was sad, "then could ya'll just do when it's just us?" The little filly folded her arms and thought.
"Alright... Why do ya need my help Ma?" Applejack suddenly embraced her, and after the initial shock she returned the hug. Applejack opened the door to her room. Applebloom stopped in shock. "Is that what I think it is?"
"Yes. Yes it is." AJ was holding tears in, "it's one of the last things she gave me before she passed." The object in question was AJ's mother's favorite dress. It was held up by a ponyquien it mainly consisted of a long white dress that hung to the ground in the back and came up to the collar on the neck and shoulder tuffs, over was a light blue vest, on its front hooves were a pair of white boots with a similar blue trim. A gold bolle in the shape of an apple hung from the neck.
"I've only seen it in those pictures Granny showed meh." Applebloom admitted.
"I remember the day she gave it to me she was laying in bed and said "Oh crap it's your birthday! Damn I forgot! Uh one sec." She ran to her closet and brought the dress out. "Uh, here this is the dress I seduced yer pa with to get me pregnant with yer brotha. Maybe one day you can trick a good colt to get you pregnant and have pa force him to marry ya. This should handle birthdays fer the next few years, right?" And it had to because the next year...she forgot, then the next, and the next, then she remembered one year, then she died." Well that was a wonderful story.
"Uh, okay but can't ya put a dress on by yerself?" Good point Applebloom.
"That's not the reason I need yer help." Applejack kicked out a few buckets.
"Ohhh."
Mac woke up with the crow of the rooster. Today is the last date, the most awkward one, the one with his little sister. He got out of bed and headed to the bathroom. The door to the bathroom was open, he peered in, Applebloom was sleeping on the sink with a toothbrush in her mouth. He slowly woke her.
"Huh, what?! Oh Mac don't do that." she continued to brush her teeth before falling back to sleep. Mac had no choice he woke her up once more, got her to rinse before falling back to sleep, and carried her back to bed. She curled into an adorable ball within her blankets. He couldn't help but smile.
"Isn't our daughter beautiful?" A unknown voice announced from behind him. Mac turned, in the doorway was a gorgeous brown mare with a scarlet mane and... His sister's hat and... MA'S DRESS! "Morning Macintosh" the newly colored Applejack said in a seductive tone.
"A-a-AJ?!" Stunned. That's what Mac was, no other way to describe it.
"Yes, honey," she approached him. He began to sweat. "Today's my turn to prove myself but we can't be seen in public on a date so, just fer today, call meh Razor Russet." Mac raised an eyebrow. "What it's a good apple plus look at the cutie mark Applebloom gave meh." AJ lifted up her dress. Mac covered his eyes, why he's not too sure. "Oh would ya'll just look." Sure enough there it was a razor russet apple being peeled by some sort of razor. It was very well painted, huh, maybe Applebloom could just paint her cutie mark on or maybe Mac missed the point.
Either way he was in trouble. AJ looked amazing, no question about it. She looked like a totally different mare, if he forgets that it's his sister and not just another pretty filly he may just do something he'll regret. Dear Celestia she looks so good in that dress! No! Damn it Mac, be strong.
"Uh, what's the plans fer today sis?"
"Razor Russet." Russet interjected.
"Fine, what's the plan fer today Miz Russet?" Macintosh asked the gleeful mare.
"Well to start off let's go out and get some breakfast in town. Just the two of us." She started,"I left a note fer Granny saying we went on quick trip fer ingredients fer some new recipes and won't be back till late. So we can head out and stay out till whenever. After that I was thinking about going to a movie, walk through the park, all the stuff real couples do. At least fer today I want to seem like a real couple, because the likelihood of you choosing me is pretty low isn't it? Me being yer sister and all. So at least let me cherish today in my memories, okay?" Yeah, if anything just for the memory of today Mac would be his sister's one and only.
"Eeyup, Miz Russet." AJ smiled.
It was technically still pretty early in Ponyville and many shops weren't open yet. Only a few ponies graced the street with their presence. Even still some stares did find their way to the apple siblings. Well nopony knew it was the apple siblings they only saw Big Mac with on heck of a beautiful southern filly that they have never seen in town before.
"Do ya think they know?" AJ/Russet asked her brother.
"Nnope" that's all the reassurance she needed. Russet snuggled up to Mac's barrel. "Oh Luna! Don't get drawn into her, she's ya sister! She may not look like it now but she is. Be strong, be strong." Mac's thoughts were racing and AJ knew it.
"Ma was right, this dress is amazing!" Russet thought.
They found a small ma and pop cafe to get a nice breakfast. It was during this meal Macintosh realized something, his sister was his definition of his perfect mare. She was beautiful, athletic, hard working, kind, and had that wonderful southern charm he had always wanted in his girl. In fact the only reason, he realized, he would never consider her marriage material is the fact she is his sister. "Is that the only reason he thought. If she had been born to any other family would he even bothered with any other mare?" What a crappy world he lives in. Mac was staring, and AJ liked it.
"Uh, Macintosh, yer you got a little something on cheek." AJ told her brother.
"Huh," he shook his head to get out of his daze. Mac grabbed his napkin and wiped his left cheek. "I get it?"
"Nah. One sec." AJ reached over and wiped it off onto her hoof. She then proceeded to lick the leftover in the most seductive way possible. KNOCK! The table suddenly jumped as Mac's wood hit the bottom of the table's wood. "What was that?!" AJ asked not realizing she had awaken the beast.
"NOTHING!" Mac gave an awkward smile. It took awhile to process but when she figured it out she couldn't help but give a sly smile back. She slowly pushed a fork onto the floor.
"Oh no! Let me just pick that up." She slowly began to duck under the table.
"Oh I got it Ma'am." The teenage daughter of the owner of the cafe said stopping AJ in her tracks. The young filly bent down to pick it up and grabbed the utensil, as she did she happened to peer up at, well, Mac's knocker. She came up suddenly, fork in hoof and blushing ferociously. "I'll get you another one." She ran to the counter as fast as she could and grabbed a new fork to give to AJ. When she returned she leaned in and whispered to AJ "Um, I haven't seen you around town before, so I don't know if you know but we call your colt friend here, Big Mac. And after what I just saw under the table all I can say is the rumors are true. Have fun!" Then she ran to her room on the second floor before that wonderful visual made it out of her head.
The awkward situation allowed Big Mac enough time to settle the beast. AJ seemed slightly steamed at how the her opportunity to try some naughty stuff in public had disappeared. Well that's okay the days not over yet. They paid for breakfast and left. More ponies were out now which earned them more stares of wonder, luckily none seemed to realize who this mysterious new mare was. After a quick walk in the park with some idle chit chat they arrived at their next location, the cinema.
Just like a real couple they bought tickets and got the biggest drink and popcorn to share. But unlike Mac had expected, AJ had no intention of simply watching the movie. As the lights dimmed she slowly snuggled against Mac.
"Russet, what are ya d..." He was cut off by AJ's lips on his.
"Quiet. Ya wouldn't want to get caught would ya?" AJ began to rub his body.
"You called." The cobra was starting to rise out of the basket. The basket! Mac thought, he grabbed the popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom and well... put the cobra in a different basket. AJ didn't notice till her hooves began to approach his crotch and he refused to let go of the popcorn.
"Big Mac, don't be shy." She began to pull his hooves off the container. They were gone but oddly enough the popcorn still refused to drop. She was perplexed. She poked it, nothing. The mood was gone by the weirdness of the situation so she stopped her advances and began watching the movie again.
"Crisis averted." Mac thought, well until AJ started eating the popcorn. The rest of the movie had Mac on edge hoping she wasn't that hungry which unfortunately kept soldier at attention, adrenaline is a cruel mistress. Anyways the movie finished and they left Mac seemed to leave a trail of popcorn as they did.
"I'm having a great time Big Mac." Applejack told her brother, even if she hasn't gotten to do anything naughty. "Really thank you"
Mac was touched. "Eeyup, anytime Miz Russet." Well not anytime. His decision was soon and once that happened things would be different, not just in his life but also his sisters. Life on the farm will become awkward at the least and at the most it could all fall apart. She may not want to stay on the farm if he chooses another mare and how would the family fair begin apart again. This is not good, Mac is scared of the future he sees and he has no idea to change it.
"Macintosh! Darling! Wait!" Mac turned to see one of the other candidates running towards him the white unicorn, Rarity.
"What are ya'll doing here! This is my date. We had an agreement not to interfere with any of the others dates!" AJ was angry, very angry.
"Applejack? I knew you were gonna disguise yourself but, wow, darling you look amazing! That's a gorgeous dress. Where did you get it?" Rarity had gone on a tangent.
"Miz Rarity, why are ya here?" Mac brought her back to the point at hand.
"Oh, yes. Pinkie Pie is looking for you. Well not you, the "new mare in town". She wants to throw a party to welcome you to Ponyville. I knew you were going to disguise yourself for your date with Macintosh so you could have a date in public without the ridicule, so I came here to warn you. Applejack, I think you realize what would happen if you got sucked into on of Pinkie Pie's parties. First of all, it will ruin your date. Secondly, with that many ponies who know you personally that close your disguise will be for not and they will realize what you and Macintosh have been doing." Rarity had some good points and AJ admitted defeat.
"Ye...yer right." Applejack was on the verge of tears. "We can't let them find out. The family's reputation would be tarnished. Mac ya stick around town for awhile, I'm heading back to the farm we should leave town separately so ponies don't notice." Applejack ran to the farm.
"Macintosh. I'm so sorry." Rarity was truly sorry, she didn't want it to turn out this way. If she ever finds out who told Pinkie about a new mare in town she would throttle them. "I'll go distract Pinkie, I think you know what you must do."
Rarity ran in the direction she had last seen Pinkie Pie, leaving Mac alone with his thoughts. He did know what he must do, she was his sister and even if they could never be together he would still protect and care for her. With great haste he made his way to their home, Sweet Apple Acres.
Applejack was in her room sobbing into a pillow being consoled by Applebloom when Mac had arrived. He locked eyes with the smallest of the Apples and she understood that they needed time to themselves vacating the room. He sat next to AJ on the bed she tilted her head to see him.
"What do ya want?" She said slightly muffled from the pillow.
"I'm here to finish our date. Like ya said ya want to be like a normal couple at least for today." Her ears perked up, "and ya know what couples do at the end of a date right?"
Applejack sat up a smile formed even though her eyes still had tears. Mac leaned in and gave her a kiss and she kissed him back. AJ slowly began to work her way down to his crotch.
"Uh? Big Mac why does yer dick taste like popcorn?"
"Uh, I can explain that."
After they were done Mac stayed with AJ till she had fallen asleep before proceeding to clean himself up and going to his room. He decided during his run over here that he could not choose any 'one' of the girls and break the others hearts in the process, he would run away. Mac would do what he had intended to do a week ago and hide within the vast orchards of his family's crop. This way, perhaps maybe, instead of being hurt they would just be angry, angry at him. It's much better this way he thought. He packed a few things and left for his new life in the orchards.

Conclusion

Twilight Sparkle woke up to a fine morning sun. Today was the day she had been waiting for, decision day. Today Big Macintosh Apple was going to choose who would be his special somepony, and she was a candidate. Twilight got out of bed and began brushing her hair. She stared into her reflection wondering if he would choose her. The other five candidates: Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applejack, were all amazing mares. Did she stand a chance? Oh course she did. She's beautiful, intelligent, and even the Princess' star pupil, she's got a lot going for her. (Thought I mention this, I have no clue what time period this should take place. Twilights still a unicorn that's about all I got. Most likely 2nd-3rd seasons) She brushed here teeth, grabbed her book bag that was full of scroll,. and said goodbye to Spike promising to bring back his new Daddy with her. Spike threw up in a waste bin.
After a short while going through the town streets, Twilight, arrived at the dirt road that would lead to Sweet Apple Acres, but she was not the first there. Two of the other candidates were having a seemingly pleasant conversation. The unicorn fashionista and the pink party pony seemed as they always been, even with the circumstances.
"Good morning girls." Twilight announced her arrival.
"Oh! Good Morning Twilight. How is everything?" Rarity turned towards the lavender mare.
"Fine, fine. Why haven't you girls started heading to farm?" Twilight asked.
"Well, first, I arrived." Rarity began, "then shortly after"
"I arrived!" Pinkie Pie literally jumped into the conversation, "and then we started talking: how our dates went, what we did the rest of the week, how big you think it actually is. Then we decided that we should wait for everypony to get here so we can all go down together! Isn't that just a great idea?!"
"Dear Celestia I wonder" droll was coming out of Twilight's mouth as she wondered how big it was. "Oh sorry that's a wonderful idea."
"Oh Twilight you don't need to hide it. They don't call him BIG Mac for nothing." Pinkie said in a playful tone.
"Eeyup!" The three fillies agreed in unison before bursting into laughter. Maybe today wouldn't be too bad even if Mac does not choose her, no matter who he chooses they will all remain friends.
"Oh hello girls." Fluttershy had arrived. "Are we waiting for everyone?"
"Yes, deary, but since the only one not here is Rainbow Dash I think we'll have a bit of time to chat." Rarity suggested.
"Oh Fluttershy! It's horrible I couldn't find that new mare in town yesterday! Is she moving to Ponyville or was just passing through?" Pinkie slid on her back knees to the Pegasus pony.
"Wait, what was that?" Rarity asked.
"Oh apparently there was a new mare in town yesterday and Fluttershy was nice enough to tell me about her, but I never found her. I was going to throw her a party." Pinkie Pie was sadden by the memory.
"Fluttershy how could you?!" Rarity shockingly told Fluttershy off.
"How could I what?" Fluttershy said faking her innocence.
"Oh you know what. That 'mare' was obviously Applejack on a date with Macintosh, and due to your telling to Pinkie Pie she had to cut it short." Rarity made it clear she was incredibly upset.
"Oh dear," Fluttershy began in a sarcastic tone though the other ponies didn't seem to notice. "I would of never if I had known. Poor Applejack."
"So you didn't know?" Rarity asked.
"Oh heavens, No. I heard it from Bon Bon, who heard it from Lyra, who heard it..."
"I get the idea, dear. I'm sorry for my outburst." Rarity apologized.
"All is forgiven." Fluttershy smiled, she had gotten away with another sabotage.
The four candidates waited another hour before the last one had arrived. Rainbow Dash had overslept. They began the trek to the farm which was oddly off. All the chores were done and nobody seemed to be around. As they looked to one each other it was Pinkie Pie who decided to speak up.
"ANYPONY HOME?!" The pink pony announced to the world. There was a sudden crash from inside the farmhouse. Applejack still slightly colored by yesterday's paint opened the door.
"Oh howdy girls, what are ya'll doing here?" She was grinning bigger than usual and was sweating eyes darting every which way.
"Big Mac's decision is today, why else would we all be here?" Rainbow spoke.
"Oh riiiight that. Is that today? Shoots I forgot. Well Mac's not in right now so why doncha come back tomorrow. Bye." She slammed the door. The girls stood there for a sec wondering what had just happened.
"Uh... What should we do?" Twilight asked the group.
"Go in obviously!" Fluttershy annoyance in her voice. "She's obviously has my poor Big Mac tied to her bed and is having her way with him until she gets pregnant. It's what I would be doing." The group stared for a second. "Uh...I mean... We should, um, go in and see if everything is alright." Fluttershy hid behind her mane for the last part.
The group entered the home and went up the stairs to Mac's room that had its door slightly open. AJ was inside turning the place upside down looking for clues.
"What are you doing?" Twilight asked from the door frame of the room.
"Uh." Applejack turned. "Ya see. Uh. Alright ya caught me. Mac is missing." The group let out a gasp. "I got no idea where he went so imma going through his stuff to find come clues as to where he is. So far I've found nothing. I just know he's still in Ponyville because all the chores were done this morning before I got up."
The group was still in shock where did there Mackey Wackey go!? Then and there they decided to put the competition on hold till they found the red stallion. With magic at hand they began to scan the crime scene for anything, anything at all that could help in solving the mystery. Nothing was coming up. Nada. They were losing hope until a small filly had come home from hanging out with her fellow Crusaders.
"Howdy girls. Which one of ya'll is my new Ma?!" Applebloom asked the group. "Is it Rarity? That so cool. Me and the other Crusaders were talking and we thought it be cool if Mac chose Rarity so me and Sweetie Belle could be sisters. Scootaloo asked if he chose Rainbow Dash if he could adopt her so Dash could be her Ma too." Oh grammar Twilight thought if I become her mother were gonna have to fix that.
"Hey what about meh!" Applejack told her sister/daughter.
"Sorry sis, it's just a cool thought."
"Applebloom, I'm sorry to say, but we don't know who your new Mother is." Rarity interjected, "Macintosh has gone missing, do you know where perhaps he might be?"
"Well sure. I saw him leave last night."
"You did!" The group crowded the small filly.
"Uh yeah. He and Applejack were wrestling real loud last night and once things got quiet he left. I wanted to have a match with him but he started doing chores then went to the pond we got in the Southern fields. Once he got there though he fell asleep and I was too tired to ask for a match so I came back home and fell asleep." Applebloom had revealed the location and the girls were off, although does Applebloom know what wrestling actually meant and if she does then does that mean actually wants to... Let's hope not.
It was midday when they arrived at the little water source. Mac was not there but a blanket and a few useful items for camping were strewn about the bank. The girls were poking around the site when the sound of heavy hooves were heard coming towards them. Big Mac walked out unaware of their presence as he was looking at a doll on his back.
"Oh Miz Smarty Pants yer the only mare I need in my life." Mac was talking to himself really, but somepony else was listening and was quite upset by what he said.
"A DOLL!" Mac turned to see an angry yellow Pegasus. "If it's the whole limp, lifeless, vulnerable thing I can do that too." Once again the group stopped to stare at the crazed mare. Mac booked it but with one of the candidates being the fastest flyer in Equestria he didn't get that far.
"Where do you think your going, huh?" Dash asked the pinned terrified stallion.
"Quite, you still need to decide which one of us you want as your very special somepony, Macintosh." Rarity stated as the rest of the group converged on the site. Mac looked around nervously.
"Nnope!" He began to struggle.
"Mac that's not fair, you need to decide." Twilight held him down with magic.
"I can't!" Mac said.
"Why not Mackey?" Pinkie asked.
"Cuz I don't want to hurt anypony." The magic lifted as the girls stopped there interrogation. Mac sat up, "look, I realize that all ya'll really like me but I can't return all of yer feelings. So I decided if I left ya'll could forget about me and find new loves. Ones that give you their all and be yer one an' only."
"Oh Macintosh." Rarity started, "why didn't you just say so."
"Huh?" Mac was confused.
"Yeah. Big Mac if you had just told us in the beginning we could of avoided all this drama." Twilight spoke up. "It's legal in Equestria to have a polygamy. In the old days it was called having a herd. Though not widely practice, the law still remains intact and any colt could have one. You can be the alpha male and we need just one alpha female."
"So I still gotta choose?" Mac asked.
"Well, in a way yes."
"Uh... I don't know."
"Oh come ooonn." Dash interjected, "just pick who was the best in bed."
"What?! I can't do that!" Mac stated.
"Oh are you having trouble remembering? I know let's have an orgy PARTY!" The pink party pony yelled before yanking him out of shot with the other mares giggles following suit.
The sun began its descent as we rejoin our hero sticky, eyes dilated, and near death. The girls on the otherhoof were full of life(if that's what you want to call it) and just simply nodded to one another to just agree his name suited him well.
"So... you decided Mackey Wackey?" Pinkie popped up in front of his face.
"Uh I'm still not to sure." Mac was still worried about hurting feelings.
"Oh wait I keep on forgetting to give this to you." Twilight got up and went to her book bag that was thrown onto a tree branch. "I've been getting some weird letters from Princess Celestia every since I first sent her the one of how we did it. Stuff like don't leave me, I can offer you more than whatever that stallion can, I'll make you a princess weird stuff like that. More recently after telling her about this competition I've gotten ones address to you Big Mac." Twilight handed the scroll to Mac. He began to read it to himself.
"Dear ya gap tooth backwards cousin f*****,
This is Princess Celestia if ya couldn't f****** tell. I don't know what you did to trick my precious little Twilight to make her think you're her soul mate but listen here, if you evah hurt her feelings I will rain sun flares on that smelly, old farm of yours. No I'm not drunk Luna! F*** I wrote that down instead of saying it. Disregard that last part. I will end you. The only reason you're not banished to the moon is because Twilight would upset ya hear me.
Sincerely,
Her highness Princess Celestia"
"I choose Twilight." Now Mac's scared that he might be the one getting hurt.
Although slightly sadden by this the other girls didn't mind, everypony would get a piece of Big Mac due to this new accidental harem and Twilight is very good at scheduling. So there new life begins, the life of a harem king and as any king would he is always on the look out for new subjects.
Author's note:
Finally done. Firstly Thank you to anyone who read it means a lot i’m actually surprised how many people read it even the dislikes mean that someone at least looked at the story long enough to dislike it so they don’t really bother me. To be honest the last six chapters were kind of repetitive I accidently put myself in a rock and a hard place when I left it for awhile with the six dates idea. I should've just made this or a version of this the end the first time around. Anyways, yeah, there's going to be a sequel if ya ask for it or not, a few actually. Working titles are: Mac's Royal escapades, Older mares can be sexy too, slumber party prank, Just because were background ponies doesn't mean we don't want love, Mac's multiverse gender bender adventure, The hive needs love, ect. Yeah they all be just kind of split off this main story. Well thanks if you actually read this horrible story.
P.S. I type this up on my Ipod before I go to sleep and never go back to edit as it says in the description (I think) this is more of an outline for an animation so sorry if the grammar and auto correct caused you to hate this story. Feel like that came out more snarky than I was hoping for sorry.

Red Rocket Pop

It's raining, badly. This is awful the plans for today's date with Ponyville's pink party pony, Pinkie Pie, was probably going to be cancelled. She apparently wanted to have some sort of party at the park but I guess that's not going to happen. Macintosh stared out the window of the living room. He pondered the situation.
"What's goin' to happen now will we postpone but that would also delay my decision. Will we cancel it all together. No, that ain't an option Miz. Pie deserves a chance like any of the other girls."
"Hey Mac, how'd yer date with Rainbow Dash go?" Mac turned around and locked eyes with his little sister, Applebloom.
"Fine" he responded.
"Really? Scootaloo said ya'll started wrastling in the middle of town shouting stuff like: that all ya'll got, oh buck, an' here's my signature move." The filly inquired.
"Uh...Eeyup. Wrastling that's what we were doing. But we weren't mad at eachother we were wrastling for fun." Macintosh decided to that would be the explanation.
"Is it fun?" Applebloom asked.
"Eeyup"
"Then can we wrastle together?!" She seemed excited by the idea although ignorant of what wrestling actually meant.
"NNOPE! Erm, I mean, we can't yer just too small and it wouldn't be a fair match." He nervously chuckled.
"Whatcha mean!? I can take it. My small size jus' means I can do things that ya can't even imagin. Like well, I don't know what but let me jus' say ya'll be on yer back begging me to finish it!" We'll that was a nice picture.
"NNOPE!" Mac declared.
"Fine. Can I at least come to yer next match? I'd love to see my bro in action. I bet ya give them a good pounding. Hey is that why they call ya Big Mac?" Applebloom didn't seem to want to let it go.
"We'll sort of." There was a knock at the door, Mac went to open it. On the porch there was a small, blank stare, baby alligator it held a letter in its toothless mouth. Unphased, Mac grabbed it, he wasn't the first lizard some had use to send a letter.
"What's it say bro?" Inquired to little filly.
Mac began reading it out loud, "Dear Mackey Wackey, Can you believe how much rain there is! It's crazy there wasn't any on the weather board till late last night. I read earlier you were wondering what we were going to do for our date. Oh course we're going to have it! There's no way I'm letting my Mackey Wackey go without a fight. Anyways please come to my room at Sugar Cube Corner, we'll discuss what were doing once "ya'll" (ha that is fun to say! No wonder you and AJ do it so often [do it as in say ya'll not actually do it. Well maybe you do I don't know]) get here. P.S. Please give Gummy a lift back he doesn't like water that much." Mac looked for the gator who mysteriously teleported on to the couch.
"Pinkie Pie's a candidate?!" Applebloom was shocked.
"Eeyup, what's wrong with Miz Pie?" Mac asked.
"Nothing," Applebloom continued, "It's jus' ya'll are so different: yer quite she's loud, yer shy she's not, you pull a cart she carries a cannon! See totally different!"
"Well, who'd ya think is a good match for me?" Mac put on a black trench coat and put the alligator on his back.
"I don' know. Fluttershy?"
Flashes of the last time Mac meet the so called quite one rapidly made its way into his brain. He shivered.
"Uh. Well anyways Miz Pie is a fine mare and she just wants a chance like the others. Have a nice day sis and stay out of trouble. Okay?" She nodded and he left.
He made the trip to the bakery in record time, like the alligator, he didn't like the rain either. Macintosh knocked on the door.
"Come innnnn~" The stallion heard a mare say from inside. He enter and was instantly greeted with loud party poppers, confetti, streamers, and lovely pink mare rushing in for a hug.
"Surprise!" He was tackled to the ground, "ooh, were you surprised. I betcha were! I'm so glad you're here Mackey Wackey!" She kissed him.
"Eeyup." He gave her a friendly smile, open attitude was nice after the resent unreadable mare at his house(AJ not AB).
"Oh I'm so happy! Are you happy?!" Pinkie was bouncing up and down.
Mac got up, "Eeyup." He smiled at the party pony.
"Yay! Follow me. My rooms up stairs" he followed the bouncing plot up stairs and into room that seemed more party hall than bedroom. She had done an amazing job.
"Thanks, Mackey." He seemed confused for a sec then remembered she was Pinkie Pie. "You can place your coat there, where Gummy is, then join me at the table." How that strange gator had gotten off him without him noticing he'll never know, but he did as instructed and sat at the opposite side of the table.
"Isn't this exciting! I've ne~ver had a party with only two ponies before. This should fun don't you think so Mackey?" Pinkie squealed in delight.
"Eeyup"
"Oh you know just what to say. You remember last time you came over?" He nodded remembering the buttery incident, "Remember what we promised?" He paused, thought and offered a hoof to ask Pinkie Pie to a dance.
"Eeyup" she smiled shyly and took the hoof. Gummy started some music and they started to sway back and forth.
"Oh Mackey Wackey this is the happiest day of my life." Pinkie Pie whispered into his ear.
They danced for several songs slow, fast, and pony-pokey. They were both tired and whenever Pinkie Pies tired there's only one thing to do. Eat cake.
"Oh! I almost forgot I have an ice cream cake in the storage freezer! I'll go get it!" Pinkie trotted out of the room and down stairs. Macintosh decided to wait at the table and just stare at the glossed over eyes of Gummy. BANG! There was a crash down stairs. Mac ran down to a open freezer knocking over a broomstick that held it open. Underneath a pile of different frozen pastries was Miz Pie. He wildly throws the boxes off of the dazed Pinkie Pie. The freezer door shut behind them. Pinkie Pie regained her senses.
"Whoa. What happened?" She looked around, "ooohh. Oopsey. Wait did the freezer door close?!" She looked over Mac's shoulder. "Uh oh. Sugar Cube Corner has the only one way freezer door in Ponyville! It's as if some dumb writer was thinking of a situation that would fit a mature comedy but realized that no such door would exist but was too lazy to figure out another way to make a sexy situation occur!"
"Achoo" Big Mac was getting cold. Pinkie turned and snuggled him.
"Oh Mackey Wackey. You came to save me yet now were both stuck here. Let's huddle for warmth until someone comes to save us." Now for a fun fact, you get erect when adrenaline pumps through your veins. "Mackey is that what I think it is? Oh my we need to keep this warm don't we." She started stroke his staff.
"Eeyup" he slowly began to lay on his back. Pinkie turned around laid her filly parts near his snout. One lick confirmed his suspicion, cotton candy.
"Hey you know your penis reminds me of one of those red rocket pops that I used to always have when I was a filly. I used to always bite off the tip first." Mac's tongue froze where it was. "Oh! I'm not going to do that but I will keep licking it till I see if I get a prize." Mac returned to his licking, "Oh, yes. Mackey don't forget the pink jelly bean at the top." What gentlecolt would? "Hmm! I think pre-heatings done let's pop this in before it cools off anymore" Pinkie stood and placed her hooves on the wall.
"Better stroke the fire before it goes out." Mac thought.
"Bring that rocket pop over here." She said seductively.
"Eeyup."
He reared up behind her and placed his ship into her docking bay. With one big thrust he was in. Pinkie Pie squealed in pleasure. Boxes toppled as the force of his pounding was causing the house to shake.
"Oh, Mackey! You ready for lift off? On one, okay? 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4.3. 2. 1. BLAST OFF~." They came together and collapsed to the floor. Pinkie Pie rolled onto Big Mac's chest, she does seem to like cuddling Mac thought. "That's because my parents never hugged me as a filly." Mac looked at her strangely then remembered she was Pinkie Pie. "I must say though, that was the biggest~ rocket I've ever seen." Good grief.
The door of the freezer suddenly opened. Somehow, only Celestia knows how, Gummy stood there keeping the door from closing once again.
"Gummy! Your such a good boy. Saving both of us from the cold freezer. Come on Mackey Wackey grab the cake and let's get back up stairs." Pinkie Pie skipped out of the room. Mac began to grab the cake when he heard the door close.
"I don' think Gummy likes me very much."