Recon Group Equis

I walked up to the home provided for me by the equestrian guard for being one of princess celestia's personal guard. Which I am forced to share with Ze for his, I want to call them experiments. His secret mission was to apparently study the populous of equestria and has now recently taken it apon himself to studymagic and potions. And I've been given the privilege of guarding him. I opened up the door and went inside. I took off my helmet and collapsed on the couch.

I began to lazily take of my armor when I heard a gun go off in the basement.

"Well it looks like I won't be getting any TIME TO RELAX!" I yelled intentionally to Ze. I got up off the couch and went down into the basement. I pulled the secret lever which moved the book case that hid a door. The door led into an old sewer system that led to a lake just outside the walls of canterlot. Which we converted into our base of operations. Complete with a firing range, lab area, garage(for the Humvee) and even our very own bar.

I entered the room wondering what just happened.

"Alright just what the hell are you doing down here.

I looked down on the ground to see Ze holding his ears and lying on the ground with his gun a few feet away still smoking. A small amount of blood was flowing out of his ears.

I pulled Ze to his hooves. "Alright Ze why did you fire your gun off."

He looked at me in confusion. "What!?"

"I said why did you fire your gun!"

"There was a spider!"

"Oh god dammit Ze not again! I know you have arachnophobia, but this is getting ridiculous!"

"No this time it was different it was two times my size!"

"Wait hold on let me get the potion."

"What!"

I walked over towards the table and picked up the potion. I walked back over to Ze and brought his head down to where I can poor in the potion.

"Alright you know the drill this is going to sting a little."

I quickly pored the potion into his ears and waited for it to kick in.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH sweet Jesus that hurts. Aaahhhh why?"

The potion sizzled in his ear until the blood stopped flowing.

"Because that's what you get for firing your weapon without your ear muffs."

"I hate you, thanks."

"You know you shouldn't be firing your gun when not in the firing range, the neighbors are starting to complain."

"Yea well they don't seem to come around now because of that dog of yours."

"Hey scruffy is very nice, so leave him out of it. Besides I'll be leaving soon as part of a new assignment for the Equestrian guard I'm going to form princess Twilight's guard."

"Dude no, you already managed to infiltrate Celestia's guard. Why do you even need to infiltrate another one."

"They asked me personally, also they suspect there's a spy amongst them and I think one of our own might be compromised. And besides they're unsure who it is."

"What! How were we already compromised. You think it might be one of gamma's. I mean they brought a striker through. I'm pretty sure that's not a stealth vehicle."

"I know, but we shouldn't worry about it. Speaking of which how's your infiltration going."

"It's going great actually. I managed to get a job as a professor of natural science at Canterlot university."

"Good. Come on let's head upstairs."

"Why."

"Because thanks to you I'm not going to be able to pack up my things before Crescent Sun's party. So your going to help me."

"Fine."

We began through the door when out the corner of my eye I saw a silhouette of a large creature, but I ignored it and continued on my way.

I arrived outside Crescent Sun's house with my gift. I reached for the door bell only to be interrupted a hoof. The hoof belonged to a large bulky earth pony stallion. He looked at me for several seconds with a scowl on his face, before talking in a very deep and intimidating voice..

"Alright just who are you."

"My name's Flash sentry. I'm a friend of crescent sun's. We work together in the guard."

He continued to stair me down until a frail looking bat pony mare with an even frailer voice walked over to us. "Oh stop harassing the boy brick. He's our daughter's friend so treat him like one."

"You how I am with her and other stallions it's just that I don't want to see her grow up."

"You have to let go she's a grown mare now let her go. Now come on let's go inside and---"

She was cut short when we heard laughter coming from down the street. I looked out over the railing to just barely see Crescent Sun and Silver Scope coming down the road. "She's coming we got to hide"

We immediately went inside and warned the other party members that crescent sun was coming and everybody hid. Though I felt like I forgot to tell them something important. Then it hit me that Crescent was coming with Scope and Crescent's overly protective father was behind me. But before I could act I heard the door slam open. With Crescent Sun and Silver Scope holding each other tightly and making out. I looked around and saw expressions of both shock and while others tried to suppress their laughter. Behind me I could see crescent's mom just barely contain Brick. I looked back to see Crescents hoof begin to go south and that's where I decided to stop it. "uuuuuuummm surprise."

Their eyes opened widely as the lights came on revealing every pony in the room. They looked at the crowd their mouths hanging open. Scope was standing completely still while Crescent was giving the stair that her father was giving me earlier, only it was pointed directly at her dad who looked completely pissed at Scope. After a moment of silence Brick began to talk with his teeth gritted.

"Crescent... sweaty please show your... friend the door please... before I murder him."

In defiance of her father Crescent went up to Scope and kissed him directly on the mouth. Brick was about to lunge at Scope, but he was being held back by several of Crescent's relatives.

"I'm going to find you little shit and skin you alive!"

Just as Brick was about to break free a small hoof reached up on to Brick's shoulder and grabbed it tightly. Brick soon fell on to the ground completely knocked out. With Crescent's mom still holding on tightly to brick.

"I'm sorry he got out of control like that. He usually doesn't get like that. Unless she brings home a date, then they run off." said Crescent's mom. "I'm sorry we didn't get acquainted earlier I'm Blood Moon." she extended her hoof to shake

"uuuhh Flash sentry." I reached out and shook her hoof "Where exactly did you learn to do that?"

"Oh before Brick and I met I was a part of the Equestrian special forces."

Scope and Crescent walked over to what was now a completely knocked out Brick.

"Thanks for taking care of dad and saving Scope. I can't believe this happened for the second year in a row."

"It was nothing really."

"At least this time it wasn't caused by an exploding cake."

"Hey I thought you told me tonight more than made up for that." Scope said

"It almost did, except I was hoping to go a little bit further, but you could make it up to me when every pony leaves." Crescent said with a smile

"I'm afraid you two might not have time to do that." I said

"Why?" they both said

"Because you to are going to report down at the train station tomorrow morning for our new posts in ponyville. I was going to tell you, but you left before I could say anything."

"So wait a minute you just want us to pack up and go." Crescent whined

"Yeah, consider it a gift from me to the both of you."

"Wait why did you even choose us." scope chimed in

I handed them the dossier with all the mission guidelines. "As you can probably see the captain wanted me to choose two ponies that I trusted to take on this mission."

Scope looked up from the dossier "So why choose us, we're not exactly the best."

"Yes, but one you two are the only two guards I actually know and two I think the two-hundred pounds of muscle laying at our feet is reason enough, at least fore you scope." I pointed down at Brick's unconscious body.

"Good point. And even knocked out I'm still scarred of Brick. I mean just look at him he's even more menacing while sleeping." said Scope

"Oh that reminds me can you boys please put Brick on the couch." said Blood Moon

"Yea sure. Alright Scope grab his legs."

"Why me."

"Because I'm your new commanding officer and I say pick up that stallion."