When suddenly... !!!

by Crowquill Symphony

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Big Macintosh, Sex, Daring Do, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Original Character
Length: 3536

Daring Do and her dashing local companion in wild jungles... Or is it?!! No, it's not a clop fic.

Daring Do and her trusty companion Risky Hooves travel through the dangerous Equadorian jungles in search of treasure... and maybe something more. Ponies have been known to do strange things in the tropical heat...

And now for something less formal; There is no Sex in this story! Beware! Or not! Whatever you decide! I'll probably do one or two more chapters, but that's it. Probably.

Also, If you haven't read My Little Lover, please do. It's not just self-promotion, it explains... stuff. I don't know, just do things.

Published 2012-03-01 11:44:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-27 03:30:38 UTC

Daring Do and the Jungles of Passion

Daring Do lay on her back in the camp she had set up. It had been a long day, full of spelunking and exploring, and completed with the discovery of the legendary Dragon’s Breath Ruby, a gem that was only known as a legend in Equestria. With all that behind her, she finally had time to relax.

“Senorita?” She turned quickly to the low voice behind her. There stood Risky Hooves, her guide and companion for the expedition. He was large earth pony, with a jet black mane and tail, and a small mustache that gave him an exotic air. She pulled herself off the ground and smiled at the stallion.

“Heya Risky. Good job today. I’m glad we were able to get the ruby before Ahuitzotl did.” He chuckled slightly, rubbing the back of his head with a hoof. “I’m glad you made it. You had me worried when we ran into that snake pit.”

“We have to deal with snakes all the time here in Equador.” He waved a hoof towards the nearby trees. “What you need to worry about are the things that live in the trees. They can sweep a grown pony off her feet, never to be seen again.”

Daring sat still for a moment, processing the information before a devious smile crossed her face. “Well what about two ponies?”

Risky’s eyes went wide for a second as caught what she meant, and then he returned her devious grin. “Well senorita, I’ve never heard of two ponies being carried off at the same time before.” He began to trot over to the mare, a gleam in his eye. “But the two would need to be quite close.”

Daring moved so her face was inches from his. “Oh, I’m sure I can think of something. After all, safety’s important in the jungle.”

Their lips met, and their tongues danced in each other’s mouth. The slowly lowered themselves to the ground, and Risky pulled away. Daring looked at him inquisitively, and he blushed slightly.

“Senorita, you are the muy famous Daring Do. I am but a simple village boy from an Equadorian village. What could you see in me?”

She wrapped herself around him, pulling him close and looking into his sparkling green eyes.

“Well,” she said, “I’ve always admired hard workers. They’ve certainly got a lot of stamina.”

With that, they launched into a series of passionate kisses, with each of them letting out the occasional gasp or moan. Risky pulled away, this time moving his muzzle to her vest. He gripped the zipper tight in his teeth, dragging it down slowly and revealing her body to the sun. The hot jungle covered the two in sweat, and they continued to embrace and kiss. Daring’s helmet fell off, and she moaned in the open air as Risky kissed lower and lower. Finally, she couldn’t take it anymore.

“Oh Risky…”

“Oh Daring…”

They were face to face, and they prepared to take the final step.

“Big Mac! Rainbow Dash! AJ told me tah tell y’all to…”

Apple Bloom was face to face with her Big Brother and Rainbow Dash. On the walls around them were various pictures of tropical rainforests and wildlife. They were curled up on top of their bed, and for some reason Dash was wearing a wig and vest, and a pith helmet lay not to far from her head.

Big Macintosh also wore a wig, and he had a tiny fake moustache on his face, though it was slightly askew. The entire scene was awkward, to say the least.

Big Mac and Dash watched Apple Bloom, and the tiny filly watched the two of them, eyes wide in shock. Slowly the cream colored pony crept out the door, grabbing the handle and pulling it closed behind her. Mac and Dash were alone again, but they stared at the door for quite some time afterwards.

Finally, Dash spoke. “We probably should’ve locked the door first, shouldn’t we?”

“Eeeyup.”

Daring Do and the Alicorn's Orb

Daring Do and Risky Hooves sat in a sealed room, trapped as they awaited their doom. Their quest to find the legendary Alicorn Orb had taken a turn for the worst with the arrival of Ahuitzotl and his cats, all armed to the teeth. Without any supplies or tools, the pair’s fate seemed sealed. They sat in the stone room, staring at the cold, unforgiving floor.

“Well, at least we’ll freeze enough so that it doesn’t hurt as much when we die.” Daring said, a joking air in her voice, but her expression remained gloomy. It seemed there was no way out of their situation, and that they were doomed.

“Senorita, I’ve told you many times, but I do love you.” Risky said, locking his eyes on the shivering mare.

“I know Risky. When this is all over…” Daring drifted off, her gaze still on the floor. Risky crept forward.

“What, Senorita? When this is all over what?” He inched towards Daring, a shine in his eyes.

“It’s stupid, and I don’t think it really matters when we’re stuck like this.” She let out a sigh of despair. Risky stood up and trotted to her side and planted himself on the floor. He nuzzled her affectionately.

“Senorita, I’d like to know, even if it’s stupid.”

She was silent for a moment more, before kissing him gently on the cheek. She leaned against the wall, starring at the stone ceiling. “When this is all over Risky, I’m thinking we should get hitched, maybe settle down.”

He laughed, just a slight chuckle, but enough to gather a playful glare from Daring. “Dear senorita Daring, I cannot see you settling down easily.”

She kissed him again, this time her lips meeting his. “I might, for the right stud.”

They blushed as they gazed into each other’s eyes. They kissed again and again and again until they were locked in a passionate embrace on the ground.

Daring’s vest came off, and the two stood ready to go all the way. Risky kissed her body while massaging her tenderly with his forehooves. She moaned and gasped in delight, their bodies meeting perfectly in every way.

The moment finally came, and he began to lower himself down on her.

“Hold on, hold on.”

Big Macintosh stopped a confused look on his face. Rainbow looked around the room, set an ear on the floor and listened for a moment before looking up again.

“Huh. Whadya know? I was half-expecting Gilda to crash through the window or something.”

Big Macintosh nodded knowingly, remembering their previous attempted exploits.

“Well, no sense waiting for an interruption. Let’s get to it, ‘Risky Hooves.’ I’m ready, you amazing…”

The door smashed open, tearing the couples newly installed lock from the frame. Granny Smith stood outside, her zap apple helmet on her head.

“How dare yeh! Ah’ll have y’all know, we don’t believe’n locks in this household!” Dash and Mac could only stare at the old mare shouting at them now, disbelief in their eyes. “Honestly, Big Macintosh, I could’a sworn I taugh’cha better…” She wandered away, muttering under her breath all the way.

Dash and Mac remained silent, lying on the floor. Finally, Big Macintosh spoke up.

“T’hay with it, let’s just make love.”

“Uh huh.”

And so they did, traumatizing Scootaloo, who had passed their open window at the worst possible moment. She would spend the next few weeks in therapy with Twilight Sparkle, but who really cares about that?

… No I’m not writing about that. Not now anyways. Maybe later. Chapters over, go home now. Bye.

Something New

Daring Do stood in the-

“Okay, stop, stop, stop. I’m just not feeling it this time…”

Rainbow Dash was lying on the bed she shared with Big Macintosh, an exasperated look on her face. She shook her head and pulled her pith helmet off. “I’m sorry Mac, I just can’t do this anymore. I mean, I’m really glad you were willing to do this, but…”

Mac nodded and pulled the fake mustache he wore off. “I just, y’know, wanna actually do it!” Dash said, pulling her vest off. The room was covered in various pictures of ruins and jungle environments, each a testament to another interrupted love making session. She sighed and sat down, head down and gaze on the floor.

“Y’wanna try somethin’ else?” Mac rubbed a hoof along his wife’s back, trying to cheer her up.

“I dunno Mac; I mean, what sort of role-playing thing could we do quick enough that no one would be able to interrupt us?”

Mac had actually been thinking of giving up the idea of role playing, but at the thought of fast role-playing, he suddenly had an idea. He leaned over and whispered hurriedly in Dash’s ears, and she suddenly perked up.

“Oh, it is so! On!”

El Bandito Grande crept into the home of his secret lover, the lovely daughter of the pegasus rain merchant Blue Cumulus. He crept to her bedside, his mask concealing his eyes from her, his wide brimmed hat and cape dark against the night sky. Her eyes fluttered and locked on him, and with a quick flourish, he removed his hat and spoke to the mare. “Señora Sky Mane, I have come to your estate to reclaim your father’s greatest treasures for the people.”

She laughed softly, giving him a seductive look. “Oh Bandito, my father’s greatest treasures cannot be given to the people.” She pushed her blankets off seductively, giving him a pair of irresistible bedroom eyes. “But you may be able to take it for yourself.”

No words were exchanged between the two, but they pulled each other together, sharing kisses in the Mexicolt moonlight.

It was a time neither would forget.

Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh lay beneath their covers, drenched in sweat and holding each other close, cuddling and sharing the occasional kiss.

“Wow.” Rainbow said. “That was totally awesome. Great idea Mac.”

“Eeeyup.”

She let out a giggle, and pulled her stallion closer to herself. “Y’know, we should really do this again soon. You got any other ideas?”

“Eeeyup.”

“Yahoo! That’s so great! Ooh! We should throw a party!”

The lover’s eyes went wide, and looked into the room. There, at the foot of their bed was Pinkie Pie, sitting with popcorn and smiling widely.

“P-Pinkie…” Dash stammered, “How long were you watching?”

Pinkie chuckled and took another bite of popcorn. “Oh, you know. I kinda started watching around the ‘El Bandito Grande’ part, and then you two started oh, hey! Where you going Dash? Oh, Mac, what’s the rope for?”

“And that’s the story of Sugarcube Corner!” Pinkie sat on a simple cot across from Berry Punch, who was staring at her with a strange look on her face.

“Yeah, great story.”

“Uh huh! And maybe later I’ll tell you how I wound up in Ponyville Prison!” Pinkie smiled widely as the prison lights went out. She heard Berry lay down on her own cot, and lay down on hers in response. “By the way, what are you in for Berry?”

“Petty theft, public drunkenness, and assault.”

“… I don’t think I can throw a party for that.”

Daring Do's Last Stand

Dash did one final search around the house, making sure everything would be perfect for her evening with Big Macintosh. Apple Bloom was out with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Granny Smith had settle down for a nap outside, Applejack was busy in the fields, the doors were all shut, the curtains drawn over the windows, and finally the door to the room they shared was locked.

Everything was set up perfectly, and there was no chance of anypony interrupting them. No chance of anything going wrong. She giggled slightly as she thought about the things she hoped to do with her loving husband, stopping as she heard his heavy hoof steps coming down the hall.

He entered the room wearing his usual calm demeanor, but just from looking in his eyes Dash could see the passion and desire hiding within the stallion. His mane hung down from his head and neck, still moist from him freshening up just moments before. Dash gave a coy grin and trotted over, swaying her hips seductively as she went.

“So, what are you in the mood for Mac?” She was radiating lust, and his desires were just as plain. He jerked his head slightly, motioning for her to look. She gazed over, wondering what he meant when her eyes locked on the small wooden chest. Immediately she began to worry.

“You do realize we’ve gotten caught almost every time, right?”

“Eeyup.”

Dash looked at the chest, going over the contents within. “You still want to try?”

“Eeyup.”

They stared longingly into each other’s eyes, completely silent for the moment. After a minute Dash gave a small laugh. “All right. Let’s do this.”

They opened the box and removed the contents, smiling as they were filled with faint nostalgia and longing. Mac pulled on a small khaki vest, a black mane wig, and a tiny mustache. He gave a few small growls while trying to get into character.

Dash too donned a wig and a vest, though she squirmed and groaned as she put on the vest. “Seems tighter than usual. Mac, have I gained weight?”

Mac turned to her, mind racing and pushing a million different outcomes to this question. The worst answer would be to stay silent, and he honestly hadn’t noticed her putting on any weight. “Nnnope.”

She smiled and pulled on her pith helmet. “Thanks. Alright, let’s do this!”

~*~*~*~

Daring Do braced herself against the hastily erected barricade, pushing hard to keep Ahuitzotl and his cats at bay. With every strike she felt her strength failing her and her will being chipped away. This was it; her last stand, her final adventure. Another strong blow shattered some of the stone nearby her and a thought entered her mind. She wished he was here.

She missed him so much, from his small mustache to his tight, strong muscles. She missed his accent, his mane, his eyes, and everything else about him. As another blow sapped what little strength remained in her body she saw a visage of him in her mind, and his name escaped her lips as a whisper.

“Risky…” She hit the floor, weak and exhausted, unable to continue fighting. She shut her eyes tight and waited for Ahuitzotl to break through and finish her off. But it didn’t come. She opened an eye, glancing around for the paws of his war cats, but there was no sign of them, or of Ahuitzotl himself. She managed to pull herself up and turn to face her barricade.

It was still there, though the top had chipped away enough that a single pony might be able to fit through. If she wasn’t so tired…

But then he came. His coat was slick with sweat, and small nicks and bruises covered his dirtied body. Daring didn’t care; he could have crawled through a mud pit, she wouldn’t have given it a second thought. She pushed forward with her last ounces of strength, grabbing him in her forelegs. “Risky! I’ve never been happier to see you!”

He pulled her into a tight hug. “Senorita Do, I could never abandon you. You see, when we were attacked by the Equadorian Pirates, I faked my own death so that I could sneak up upon that hijo del puta Ahuitzotl.” He planted a quick kiss on her lips before continuing, “I did it all for you, senorita Do.”

She smiled and lay down on the floor, happy to rest now. He lay beside her, panting just as hard but still keeping his eyes on her. A thought entered her head and she pulled herself atop the prone stallion. “Y’know, we still haven’t plundered this temple’s dungeon,” she said in as sultry a voice as she could manage, “and I think I have enough steam in me for a last stand.”

He smiled back. “Sí, senorita Do.”

“Call me Daring.”

He leaned in at her. “Sí, Daring.” They kissed, a kiss of true lovers who couldn’t care about anything else at the moment. They kissed passionately and quickly, hooves stroking each other’s bodies as the heat within and between them grew. She felt something rising beneath her and she grinned.

“Quite the stud, huh?”

“He’s always up for,” Risky paused and chuckled before continuing with, “a bit of temple exploring.”

They shared one more kiss and prepared to perform the deed, Daring lowering herself onto Risky Hooves’…

The sound of a burst of magic outside their door and the furious knocking that followed jerked them from their fantasy. The couple groaned in unison and Dash pulled off the wig and went to the door, grumbling angrily under her breath. She pulled it open to reveal Twilight Sparkle with an expression crossed between concern and pure bliss.

“Dash! I’m glad to see you! I had tried to talk to you at work, but they told me that you had called in sick, so of course I had gotten worried and decided to come here and then Applejack told me you were in the house…”

A hoof to the mouth stopped the unicorn’s rant, and Dash gave a deep sigh. “Twilight. What is it?” she grunted.

Twilight nodded. “Right, well, I looked up those little symptoms you had been telling me about earlier, and double checked with Nurse Redheart…”

“TWILIGHT! GET ON WITH IT!” Dash screamed, more than simply angry at the unicorns untimely interruption and inability to get to the point.

“I heard you were sick and wanted to make sure that your foal would be okay.” Twilight said.

Dash froze, one eye twitching and her jaw just slightly agape. Twilight began to worry if she had truly upset her friend, and Big Macintosh peeked his head into the doorway to see what had petrified his wife. Just as soon as the stillness had come, it broke, and Dash began to scream.

“SON OF A BI-”

~*~*~*~

Dear Princess Celestia:

Today I learned that if a friend is truly angry, it might not be the best time to drop world shattering news on them. I also learned that sometimes two ponies in love need uninterrupted private time, and that if you drop said news on them while they’re trying to get this time, then you should expect severe consequences.

On a related note, Rainbow seems to have picked up a few apple bucking tricks, as I have been unable to sit for the past six hours.

Your personal student,

Twilight Sparkle

Daring Do and the Sudden Betrayal

“Risky! You’ve betrayed me!”

Daring Doo stood before her Equadorian companion Risky Hooves, who stared at her with sadness in his eyes. She was tied to a stone alter in the depths of an underground ruin, and Ahuitzotl had stolen the sacred Griffon Talon Sculpture, and Risky had helped him do it. “I trusted you! I would’ve given anything to have you by my side after all of this was over and done!”

“Senorita, dear darling Daring Do, you do not understand.” There was a sorrow deep in his eyes as he spoke. “I helped him in order to save you! The ancient treasure was muy cursed by ancient Equadorian Cave Ponies!” He covered his eyes with a foreleg. “It is a horrible curse, one that I would be hesitant to unleash upon my worst enemy.”

“So you let him get away…” Daring was conflicted. She had learned long ago not to simply disregard curses, and if it was indeed cursed, then Ahuitzotl would be dealing with it instead of her. “To save me?”

“Sí senorita,” he said with his charming Equadorian accent. He leaned over, looking deeply into her eyes. “For you see, I am madly in love with you.”

The sight of the lovestruck stallion was too much for Daring, and she leaned up, kissing Risky full on the mouth. He put up no resistance, and leaned in towards her, enjoying the passionate kiss as much as she was. They finally pulled away, looking at each other while panting heavily.

“Risky…”

“Daring…”

The embraced as Risky gently and passionately kissed Daring’s neck, prompting a sensual moan with every kiss. Despite the restraints she was trapped under, she found the entire situation to be amazing.

“Risky…” the stallion stopped briefly, looking into his lover’s eyes. “I’m ready…”

The door slammed open and Rainbow and Mac blushed as Applejack trotted into the room. Her usual hat was off, and she looked like she was on her way to bed, save for the fact that she was angry.

“Fer the love a’Celestia herself, CAN Y’ALL KEEP IT DOWN!”

The two ponies on the bed could only stare in surprise and embarrassment.

“Someponies are tryin’ t’sleep…” the eldest Apple sister slammed the door shut and left, grumbling all the way. Silence pervaded the air, and the minutes passed like hours. Finally, Dash spoke.

“I wasn’t kidding this morning. Lock. We need one.”

“Eeeyup.”