Chapter 1: The Weather Outside is Frightful
Me, Snails and multiple other ponies were standing outside Carousel Boutique, waiting in a line to make it into the party we've been invited to. And God fucking damn, it's cold out here. I guess that's pretty obvious, as it's snowing and it is Hearth's Warming Eve. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I hate Winter, absolutely detest it to its cold bone. Every snowflake that falls from the clouds piss me off and the climate dropping pisses me off as well. Me and Snails were fourth place in line and Snails nudged me and asked,
"You think the party will be fun?"
"I don't know, man, we just need to wait" I replied as I shrugged off the snow that was on me, "Did you bring the sticky?" I asked about the weed.
Snails nodded and gave that smug smile, "I did, it's in my scarf"
"Isn't that painful, with the sharp edges on the bag?" I asked him.
"Nah, man" He replied, "I don't feel pain, I'm like Chief fucking Thunderhooves" He bragged.
Just to prove my stupid friend wrong, I punched him in the arm, and he felt it, and yelped in pain. So much for being like Chief Thunderhooves,
"Oww, the fuck, Snips?" He asked in pain.
"Did you feel that, Big Sitting Chief motherfucker?" I asked back.
"Fuck you, man" He moaned.
I started to laugh at his pain,
"Maybe, don't say stuff you can't keep true to" I taunted him.
"Fuck. You. Snips" He replied then sighed, "Let's keep moving up this line"
We both moved up two spaces up the line, not long until we have to hand our tickets to Applebloom and Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle must be inside. From what Sweetie Belle has told me, she said that Rarity has gone to Canterlot to act in the yearly Hearth's Warming Eve play, Sweetie Belle and the rest of the Cutie Mark Crusaders didn't want to go, so they're holding a party at Rarity's house, I hope it will be fun,
"You think we'll hook up with anypony tonight?" Snails asked.
"Maybe, night's still young" I replied.
"You willing to put your crush for Silver Spoon aside in order to pull some ass?" He asked in a normal tone of voice.
"Could you say that any louder?" I sarcastically asked back.
"I could, but I don't want to embarrass you" He chuckled.
"Well, listen, pal, maybe whisper whenever you think about mentioning my crush to Silver, OK?" I asked in a pissed off tone.
Snails started to laugh as we walked up another space up the line, I hate when he consistently makes fun of me for having a crush on Silver Spoon. If only I knew who the lanky bastard liked then I could make fun of him for it,
"Yeah, laugh it up, fuckface" I muttered under my breath.
"You're the fuckface" He said back.
"Care to wager on that?" I asked.
"You're on, what do we have to do?" He replied.
"The first guy to get the closest to getting hooked up tonight wins, the loser owes the winner 20 bits and becomes the official fuckface for the rest of the month and the whole of next month" I told him.
"Oh, man, you're definitely on" He replied.
I got my hoof up awaiting a fist bump to seal the deal, he bumped his hoof off mine and that's it, guess we'll find out later who wins this contest.
Me and Snails finally made it up to Applebloom and Scootaloo, they both had a box that they were looking after, Scootaloo was looking after a box labeled "F" and Applebloom was looking after a box labeled "M", I can tell they stood for Male and Female, but why are the CMC organizing the tickets like this? Are they planning something? If they are, I must find out,
"Hey guys" Scootaloo and Applebloom greeted the both of us.
"Yo, ladies" Snails confidently tried to woo them.
I shook my head in disappointment, "Ignore him, girls"
Applebloom chuckled, "Will do. Ah'll need yer tickets please, boys"
"Sure thing" I said as I levitated my ticket over to her, "Applebloom, what's the deal with the separate sex boxes?"
"Oh...um...it's for a raffle" She stuttered, rising my suspicions.
"OK, so it's like raffling a dance partner?" I asked.
"You could say that" Scootaloo replied for her friend.
"Well, I wouldn't mind having either of you two as a dance partner" Snails winked at the both of them.
I shook my head again and whispered to myself, "Fuck sake, Snails"
Applebloom leaned over to whisper to me, "Hell, give him credit, he sure has a lot of confidence, don't he?"
"Well, me and Snails have made a bit to see who gets the closest to getting hooked up tonight" I quietly replied.
"Well, good luck" She said.
"Huh, thanks" I thanked.
Me and Snails finally entered Sweetie Belle's sister's home, and we saw more ponies inside, Dinky, Noi, Twist, Button, everypony in class was here. Except from Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
After about an extra five minutes, everypony was inside. And then Sweetie Belle went over to a microphone and tapped it twice, creating a sound that would get our attention,
"Excuse me, everypony?" Sweetie Belle said.
Everypony turned to look at her, she looked nice as always, I looked at Snails' face and the expression on his smug bastard face, told me that he was thinking extremely bad stuff, that should remain encrypted in his mind and never shared to anypony,
"Since my sister is out for the weekend, I wanted to put together a party for the winter, with no Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon to bother us, so I just get through a few rules" She told us, "One, you guys can use drugs, only weed though, and if you get high, please try to keep yourself out of trouble. Two, get into a fight and you're out. And finally, just have fun. Does anypony have any questions?"
I raised my hoof awaiting for her to give me permission to speak to her,
"Yeah, Snips?" Sweetie Belle asked as she pointed at me from the microphone.
"Yeah, what the hell with the separate sex boxes?" I asked as everypony looked at me, then they looked back at Sweetie Belle expecting an answer.
"It's for a raffle for a game we're gonna play later, since you're tickets have your names on them, we've split the boys and the girls separately for a little game called Seven Minutes in Heaven, the game will happen in a few minutes" She replied.
When she said the final four words of her sentence there, everypony let out "WOOHOO"s and cheers. I wasn't one of the ponies who cheered, though I was excited to hear that we would later be playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. Snails turned to face me after hearing the announcement,
"I'm going to beat you at this Seven Minutes game" He told me.
"Snails, there isn't any winning when it comes to this game" I replied to his stupid comment.
"Well, I'm still gonna beat you in the bet" He proclaimed.
"Huh, keep thinking that, buddy" I sarcastically replied.
Sweetie Belle told us to enjoy the party and then she left the microphone, then music started to play,
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Everypony went up to the multiple coat stands near the front door, as did me and Snails, he went over to get the weed out of his scarf and hang it there, but I stupidly enough went to this party without any form of warmth,
"Hey, bud. Wanna get the weed out and smoke a spliff before we attempt to score with a girl?" I asked him.
"You mean, before I score with a girl, and you attempt?" He asked back.
"Shut the fuck up and just get the weed out, man" I ordered.
"Fine" He replied.
He levitated his scarf off of himself and shook the bag of drugs out the open hole in his thick scarf, and out dropped the bag. Snails then hung his scarf on one of the many coat stands, and levitated the drugs so I could see it, and truth be told, I had no idea what the hell it was in the bag and I asked my best friend,
"Snails, what the hell is that in the baggie?"
"This here, my friend, is LSD" He revealed.
I sighed in annoyance, "Why the fuck have you got LSD?" I asked calmly.
"Just wanna try something new" He replied.
"But I specifically asked you to bring the weed" I said, "Do you even know what LSD does to you?"
"No, but I'm going to find out" Snails said.
"The fuck you're not, Sweetie Belle said WEED only" I reminded.
"Pfft, rules, rules, brother. Sometimes they have to be broken" He said as he opened the baggie and levitated out the multiple LSD drops.
"Dude" I tried to stop him, "Trust me, this is a bad idea"
"Have you tried this shit, friend?" He asked.
"No, but it's.." I tried to say.
"Then you don't know what the fuck you're talking about" He said.
"Dude, it's COMMON FUCKING KNOWLEDGE!" I shouted loudly, but no pony heard because they were partying on the dance floor, "You're gonna suffer from an awful hallucination, the colors around will change, so will patterns surrounding you and you'll hear things that aren't even real, dude, it will fuck. You. Up. And not in a good way" I told him.
"That..." He paused, "Sounds bad freaking ass"
He took off a dot and stuck it on his tongue, and closed his mouth, awaiting for the effects that will kick in, in about thirty minutes,
I shook my head at him again and sighed angrily, "You fucking idiot"
"Ha, jokes on you, this shit is the Golden Dragon, the Heavenly Blue, the Lucy in the sky with diamonds" He rambled on.
"That shit will mess your brain, man" I warned him.
"Well, I'll see you later, Snips, next time you see me, I'll have a girl attached to me" He changed subject.
"Fucking fine" I muttered to myself, "See you later, you psycho"
"I resemble that compliment" He jokingly said.
"Too right you do" I replied.
He then backed off and made his way to the dance floor and now I was by myself, and all I'm thinking to myself just now is,
"He's going to fucking hurt himself"
