Dahvie Vanity's Magic Adventure

by Flying Feather

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Romance, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 989

You wanted the best and you got the best, Dahvie Vanity finds himself in ponyville where three sexy fillys are waiting for him.

Dahvie likes underage things. he likes them a lot. He happens upon three very extremely underage things. Awesomeness ensues in this epic story of romance and being totally amazing and awesome.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-30 03:37:11 UTC

Aww yeah fun timez here we cum

Hiya. This story begins on the tour bus of Blood On the Dance Floor. Dahvie had brought three underage girls on the bus and was getting ready to fuck them. "Okay girls." Dahvie started. "Which one of you wants to get fucked first?"

The youngest of the three girls said "I do"

She was only 10. As Dahvie prepared to fuck her, pulling down his pants, a portal suddenly opened. "Woah!" Dahvie exclaimed, surprised. "I'll fuck you girls later! I wanna go through this portal!"

Dahvie then jumped through the portal with his pants around his ankles.

He fell from a great height. But luckily, his massive penis was able to break his fall. “Praise the lord for giving me such an amazing shlong.” he thought aloud. He was then approached by 3 little fillys. They were Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetybell.

“Hey mister,” sweetybell said. “Why do you have those pants around your ankle?” Sweetybell asked him.

“Oh, well you are never going to believe what happened.” Dahvie said. “I was getting ready to fuck some underage girls like I do almost every night after the show, but before I could start the fun, a portal opened up and I jumped through it and ended up in this place.”

“What does fucking mean?” scootaloo asked.

“Well that depends, how old are you?” Dahvie asked.

“Six.” Scootaloo said. Dahvie's eyes went really big after that. Kinda like saucers or something of equal bigness, and his dick got super hard. Kinda like a stone or something of equal hardness. He had never fucked a six year old before. Hell, he had never even fucked a pony before. He assumed it would probably be like fucking a small dog. Like a chihuahua. Dahvie had plenty of fun experience with that.  Dahvie was amazed at this most pleasing turn of events.

“And how old are your friends?” Dahvie asked.

“The same age.” Scootaloo said

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DAHVIE WAS GOING TO FUCK THREE SEXY PONYS TONIGHT!

“Well sure,” Dahvie said.  “I can tell you what fucking means. But, why tell you when I can show you?” Dahvie grabbed the orange pony and pressed her against a tree. “Ready to know what fucking means?” He whispered in her ear.

She said “Yeah.”

“Okay then, here goes.” Dahvie pressed himself against her back and shoved his huge dick into her asshole and began humping her as hard as possible.

“AH! AH! AH! AH!” Scootaloo screamed in pain as Dahvie's massive girth penetrated her booty. Dahvie smashed her face against the tree as he fucked her ass super hard.

“Shut the fuck up, you stupid little cuntbag.” He purred, as he was living his amazing fantasy of super ultimate fun sexy times. He had always wanted to fuck someone whose age was a single digit, and tonight, he was doing just that. Hell yeah, it was so amazing and fucking magic. He loved every single moment.

He slid his cock deeper inside of Scootaloo's ass and smacked her face really hard. “mmm… I love playing rough” He grunted in her ear.  Scootaloo regretted asking what `fucking' meant. She didn’t like it. It was like someone was completely ripping her little shit-hole apart. Sweetybell and Applebloom were shocked but they kept watching this scene of rape, because it made them feel really tingly down there. In their little pussies.

“Okay, I know what fucking means now. You can stop” Scootaloo said.

This pissed Dahvie off so much. He smashed her face against the tree over and over, causing it to get blood on it as he continued to pound her wastehole furiously. “FUCK YOU!! TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING GARGANTUAN DICK IN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUM, YOU WHORE!! STOP COMPLAINING OR I WILL KILL YOU, DUMB SLUTTY BITCH!!” He hollered.

This whole experience was giving Dahvie some excellent ideas for more songs he could use to get prepubescent girls sucking on his dick. "Scream For My Ice Cream", "S My D" and "Sexting" didn’t make the girls tingly enough anymore. He would have to step up his game. He would have to make some songs like "I wanna pound your little asshole into glue",  "I fucked you like a small horse" and "Sluts get fucked like little horse butts". Yeah, those songs would be fucking amazing and perfect. Now all he needed to do was get an annoying electronic beat and eat some nails. Then he would be ready to sing his fucking heart out every night and make all the 12 year old girls throw their panties and bras and other good sexy things at him.

One time he even signed a dildo. A fucking dildo. I know that doesn't have too much to do with this story at all, but give him some motherfucking props, bro! That shit is the bomb. Dahvie fucked Scootaloo even harder than he was fucking her before. Her poop chute was basically fucking dead at this point. But, that was okay. Dahvie liked fucking dead things. He once fucked a dead squirrel. Anyway, Dahvie fucked and fucked until his dick started throbbing really hard “OH OH! I’M GONNA CUM! I’M GONNA CUM! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I’M GONNA CUM! AH!”

Dahvie cummed in Scootaloo's butt, pulled her away from the tree, and then slammed her onto the ground, bursting her stomach open and making candy go everywhere. That's right. Scootaloo is full of fucking candy. Deal with it, bitch. Get on my fucking level. Dahvie prepared to fuck Applebloom and Sweetybell but suddenly the portal opened up again and started sucking Dahvie toward it “SHIT!! FUCK!!” Dahvie yelled as he was pulled into the portal and put right back on the tour bus. All of the prepubescent girls he had planned to fuck had randomly gotten anthrax and died. Oh fucking well, Dahvie fucked a pony. He didn’t give a fucking shit about any of that shit.

THE END.