Apple Bloom finally earns her cutie mark. Too bad it's something that drives Applejack completely insane. Can she come to terms with this new development and what it means for life on the apple farm, or will she instead do many, many, many, many, many things that she'll regret?

PS. Kitchen Sink, stay away from that trollop Drainbow Rash. She'll make your plumbing feel so itchy.

((I've added the AU tag since this story cannot possibly take place in a sane universe.))

Cover art found here.