Nukequestria

Now when you wake up in a forest without feeling your pants... you know shit has hit the fan. I sit up looking to see where the fuck my clothes were when I see a big ass final fantasy like sword on the ground next to me. I reach to pick it up and notice a hoof instead of a hand." AH! WHAT THE FUCK!?" I yell out loud looking at my front hooves. Each front hoof had five uh unicorn horn looking things on the that bend into a fist when I move them. Reaching over I Pick up the sword and notice a holding device next to it. Putting the device on as well as the sword on my back I walk through the forest.The sword on my back was stone with a radioactive symbol on it. As I walked I notice a Sunny Town,but having been Playing story of the blanks earlier I hurriedly go past it. I walk past a hut, and from brony knowledge know it is Zecora's. I walk through what I am now positive is the Everfree forest. I walk for a while before I hear rustling in the bushes." Shit....shit...shit...shit." I say worried. Suddenly a big ass timberwolf walks out of the bush. " NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!" I yell running for my life as the timberwolf chases me. Suddenly I remember that I have a big ass sword on my back after the handle clonks me in the head. slowing down I pull out the sword and point it at the beast. As  soon as it is stabbed it bursts into green radioactive flames. I jump and instantly fly up hitting a branch. Losing control I hit the ground and roll down a very rocky hill as I feel extreme pain from one of my wings being bent backwards, my front right foreleg fracturing, and a concussion. Hitting the bottom I attempt to crawl,and finally after two hours of pain and suffering I exit into the light of Equestria. I attempt to call for help now that I was out, but couldn't talk since my voice left me after an hour of crying. I look around,and spot Fluttershy's cottage,and I begin to crawl to it. " help..." I manage to say as I near the door. I reach over with my left foreleg and knock.

" Who is it?" I hear her asked a little scared.

"help me...please." I manage to choke out as I pass out from pain and exhaustion.I wake up in a hospital bed and look around and feel deja vu." Have I been here before? no of course I couldn't I was a human. So why do I feel deja vu?" I think to myself before I hear a knock on the door.

" Are you awake?" An oddly familiar voice says.

" Uh....Yeah." I say a little confused.

"OK good the doctors wouldn't let me see you until you were awake." The voice says. The door opens and a lavender unicorn walks in who I instantly recognize as Twilight Sparkle. She walks over and examines the casts and my forelegs. "this is amazing. where did you get horns on your forelegs?" She asks with a scholar's curiosity. I just shrug." Well wherever you got them doesn't matter. The doctors say those could do you harm. So they have to remove them." She says with disappointment.

"WHAT!?" I yell suprised and angry. She instantly backs out of the room as I rip out my I.V and step out. Feeling an unknown strength I take off my casts by ripping them open and step and move my wing completely healed.

"What the?" Twilight says very confused.Feeling the anger I have from my issues times 200 my eyes literally burn marks into the wall. Raising a hand with a radioactive green fireball on it I touch the wall melting it away. I run and feel my sword from some unknown connection. Sticking my hand up it burns through walls and lands in my right hand like Thor's hammer.

"THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK OUT OF A HOSPITAL MOTHER FUCKERS!" I yell with ferocity before flying straight toward a window, and bursting through. Flying at the speed of 200 kilometers every half hour I break some unknown force, and I am no longer slower than my voice. I come up to a city  and slow down. Just wishing I wasn't seen makes me feel heat. I begin hurting all over as green radioactive flames cover me before dissipating leaving the world an odd green tint. Going into an alley I see six stallions beating a mare with red eyes and broken purple eyed shades in front of her. My anger peeked again and the flames returned leaving me visible. I reach back grabbing my sword and pull it forward.Holding my sword in only my right hand I yell. " HEY FUCKERS!" They look at me generally pissed that I was stopping them from finishing. Looking at my dull stone sword they just laugh at me.

" Weak freak. HAHAHAHAHA!"  One yells

" Oh it's the big bad crime fighter help. HAHAHAHAHA!" Another says.

"SHUT UP!" I yell with power in my voice causing them to laugh harder. My anger grows and grows and grows until it bursts into my sword. It burns away revealing a sharp iron blade with a green glowing radioactive symbol on both sides. They shut up looking at my huge now iron sword. The flames travel up me leaving plated iron armor with green glowing from the crack between plate, and two slits I had for eyes.

"DON'T JUST STAND THE! GET HIM!" The leader yelled.

" COME AT ME BROS!" I yell as two of them charge. With a swipe the first one bursts in flames and quickly becomes nothing but ash. Before the second one could escape I send a blast from my hand burning him away too. The stallions back up as I fly towards them. I corkscrew into them burning all but one of them into ashes." I AM THE FLAME OF JUSTICE! FEAR ME!" I yell before finishing off the last one. I sheathe my sword and in another flurry of flames return to normal. I walk over to the mare." You okay?" I ask worried.

"I think they broke alot of my bones." she said with her voice only a whisper. she coughs up alot of blood. I pick her up,and put her shades back on her. I fly into the air and towards the nearest hospital. Arriving inside a nurse sees us.

" OH CELESTIA! WHAT HAPPENED!?" The nurse yells worried.

"Six stallions were beating her to death." I say a little ticked off.

" I'll get her to an emergency room stat!" She says assuringly before putting the mare on a table and rolling her away quickly.

" Alright that's one person helped." I think to myself as I walk out of the hospital. I then see my face on a paper. " Escaped medical patient. Please return to nearest hospital as soon as possible?" I read to myself. Now given a chance I examine my face. I looked like I had a mare's face but a stallion's body." Well can't get worse than this." I say to myself.

"AAAH! OFFICERS THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!" Some random bitch yells.

" Oh fuck me." I say before facehoofing.

"LOOK IT'S THE ESCAPED PATIENT! HE MUST'VE DONE IT!" Some random stallion yells.

"Well they got that right." I think to myself. I then zoom into the sky away from the city as police shoot magic blasts at me attempting to knock me out. " Well now what?" I ask myself. I escape the police easily before landing near Ponyville from exhaustion. " Well at least I gave the cops something to burn donut carbs off on." I say laughing to myself before being shot by a magic blast, and passing out. I wake up strapped to an operating table surrounded by doctors. " YOU ARE NOT TAKING AWAY MY FINGERS!" I yell angrily.

" GET SOME TRANQUILIZER IN HIM STAT!" A blue nurse with a harp as her cutiemark yells. They inject me with 4 vials of tranquilizer without success. " GET MORE IN HIM!" She yells. I get injected tranquilizer after tranquilizer with no affect.

" LYRA HE HAS ENOUGH TRANQUILIZER IN HIM TO PUT 20 STALLIONS TO SLEEP!" A stallion yells.

" His anger is a stimulant. We need to calm him down." Lyra says calmly.

" Lyra after 20 seconds the tranquilizer dissipates. We wont get him asleep long enough." The stallion says.

" How about you let me go and we call it a day?" I ask hopefully

" No those things can hurt you." Lyra says pointing at my fingers.

" I'VE LIVED WITH THEM MY WHOLE LIFE!" I yell angrily. Lyra hadn't been expecting that,and stops.

" You mean those weren't freak growths?" She asks thinking they had grown recently.

"No." I say happy she is listening. She releases me from the table and allows me to exit the hospital after a few physical exams to make sure. I walk around the dark streets of Ponyville happy I was ok." I think I might like this place. I mean I was raised in horsetown U.S.A." I think to myself happily. Looking into the saddlebags I was given with my cutiemark on them which was a yellow and black radioactive symbol unlike my sword's which was only a few lines. I pull out some bits and head to the nearby inn. After renting a room for the night I lay in bed ready to go look for a job tomorrow.