Nukequestria

I wake up in my bed, and stretch. It has been at least a week since the invasion, and Duncan made a discovery which I knew would make the other lose hope. The amount of magic I had somehow pulled out of my ass for the spell made it impossible for them to leave unless I did, but the only other problem was I had exactly zero fucking experience in dimensional teleporting. I go into my bathroom fix my hair then go downstairs to make breakfast. Thankfully with the help of some cooks while I was being examined in Canterlot because of my odd magic I was able to get a substitute which tasted just like the meat I made while human, and It was even healthier. I root around in my eternal winter spell freezer, and pull out a nice few packets of Veggie Strips." Epic meal time would be ashamed." I think to myself with a laugh. A flash appears on my counter so I read it.

" You three lucky winners have been chosen for the Sky games." It reads. " The Sky games is an idea that Celestia approved that will happen once a month in Canterlot. It is inside a small magical dome that generates huge worlds that an audience can see using Doctor Who physics thanks to Duncan A.K.A Lalna's explanation." It finished.

" Well breakfast is gonna be a fantastic conversation" I say before more mail appears.

" Also Breakfast is at Sky's factory." The page reads. I throw my hands up in defeat.

" WHY CAN'T A GUY MAKE FUCKING BACON IN THIS PLACE!" I yell waking up all of ponyville on accident. I rush upstairs help Noah, and June wake up before explaining that we should leave before the neighbors arrive. They get ready, and we teleport out just before angry pounding hits the door. We appear at Sky's factory, and I see a table full of fingered ( Not the sexual fingered) Pegasi. " sup guys." I say before we sit down at the last three seats.

" Well now that..." Sky almost finishes before a screaming of a familiar voice fill the air.

" No fucking way." I say before a human pony crashes through the window landing in the middle of the table. his fur is grey while his mane is jet black and is VERY rugged. his cutie mark is a communist symbol which I think is horrible. Then thinking back to Metro: Last Light a communist said that they had order. So his is order out of chaos. Not as bad as him being a communist if that is what his mark meant . So far it seems that our swords are the good things in life. A sword smashes into the floor next to him.

" Your strong. I respect that but you are not gonna beat me." He says before picking up the sword.

" You are sooo Chris." I say before drawing my own sword as well.

" Trenton? No wait June, and Noah are here too." He says before laughing.

" Actually...yea." I say causing his eyes to widen before a familiar battle-cry fills the air.

" BANANA POWER!!!!" It yells before a highlighter yellow pony with a brown mane which is slightly rugged , and tail flies straight towards Chris. His cutie-mark is a green four-leafed clover.

" Luck?" I say to myself quietly. " I guess that means I'm justice, I wonder who else is a knight...." I say realizing something. " Wait I can tell we are going to have twelve of us so maybe we can be the Twelve Knights." I say happy with myself Chris dodges knocking right into me messing my mane up. My actual mane becomes more rugged, and as does my tail, but in a good way. My hair changes somehow from perfect blonde to the dirty blonde I am used to.

" Chris prepare to be destroyed" He says standing tall. I walk forward, and punch where his balls would be normally. He drops the sword putting both hands down before falling over in pain.

" Aaron cut it the hell out." I say causing him to look up. " Before you ask June, and Noah are here too." I say causing him to close his nearly fully open mouth.

" Hey can we just eat?" Sky asks causing the two to nod, as my fingers glow radioactive green. The food, and plates go back to what the were before Chris crashed into them.

" How did you?" Markiplier asks not finishing as I stop him.

" Some weird pony in town taught me a time spell" I say causing him to just nod unaffected. We sit down, and eat before going to the train. " So is this some kind of thing like your server?" I asks causing sky to nod.

We get on, and see another few ponies in the car. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, several guards both Celestia's, and Luna's, and the two princesses themselves.

" Ok lemme gues you want guards, and stuff to use these games to train for the next invasion?" I ask getting a suprised nod from the princesses.

" So Trenton I forgot to ask, what were the test results?" He asks finally remembering.

" My- uh... my soul is what fuels my magic, and it is literally on fire." I say causing Noah to just nod.

" Not suprising." He says nonchalantly. After about two hours we arrive, at a road, and get into some carriages. We are carried to a large dome with the Sky Army insignia on it. We go inside entering a few elevators, and lower into the the tunnels. going to several tubes one for each of us we are lifted into an arena with a few chests in front of us.

" Remember If you die you will spectate." says a voice causing strange looks from RD, and AJ.

" I thought it was like the Equestria Games." Rainbow Dash says causing me, and the other human-ponies to laugh. A countdown from ten appears above us.

" Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, GO!" The voice says as I lung forward.I grab a stone sword, and run my own sword having been confiscated.I jump into some brush then looking around climb into a thick leaved tree.

" Where in the name of Celestia are the other targets." A voice says before a batpony walks by with a bloody iron sword. I jump down stabbing him in the head. I quickly grab the iron sword, and run. Stopping I look around before the sound of air whistling is accompanied with an arrow lodging itself in the back of my head. I fall over painlessly before floating out of my body. I watch as several contestants brutally kill eachother before the only ones left are Luna, and Celestia. Celestia rushes Luna who ducks, and slices open her sister. We are instantly in another game before anything comes out.

" Aw crap...." I say seeing the dome ceiling say Run from the Beast. We are about to begin with Jerome as the beast when an alarm blares.

" Chyrsalis has escaped. Chrysalis has escaped." It kept repeating over, and over again. Suddenly there was a large explosion, and I was knocked back. Vision blurry I was quickly dragged away while the others were dazed. I woke up a while later in a room that was gooey stone, and bars in front of my that were gooey metal.

"Sorry about that, but the imposter had escaped so I would need help." A voice says, causing me to look up seeing it darker out there. Some pods glow, and I see a less monstery looking Chrysalis looking at me. " The underqueen I threw out a few years ago had started her own hive, and planned to ruin my name by purposefully losing. However they had had skirmishes before so the ponies knew of her, and put a shield." She continues. " Being captured wasn't part of her plan though so I need you to finish the job." She finishes looking hopeful.

" So let me guess you're doing this to protect you children." I ask causing her to nod. " Alright Where's my sword?" I ask causing her to throw it to me.

" Best of luck." She says, and I nod in a way that says you too. I am realeased, and the real Chrysalis makes a series of clicks, and a changeling looking less menacing than the ones at the wedding comes down.

" Follow me I am to lead you out of the hive." The changeling says before gesturing to follow. The tunnel grows darker as we progress inwards.

" What's your name?" I ask curiously.

" Jaheeday." She says like it was the most normal thing in the world.

" Trenton Font." I say as we continue walking. I am grabbed by a pair of hooves that pull me to a run in another direction causing Jaheed to run after me.

" DUDE RUN!" the voice says as I see two ponies...with....swords.

" Ethen? Nicko?" I ask causing them to stop." Don't worry we're safe." I say causing them to relax.

" What's going on here? Jaheed asks when she catches up.

" Just some...old friends". I say before we follow her up, and out of the hive. We walk back towards Ponyville after Jaheed gives us directions. " Well guys time to hunt an imposter." I say as we keep moving.