Sometimes I get bored on paheal.net and when I do, I leave bite-sized clopfics inspired by the art in the comments. These are those clopfics.

These short fics were and will continue to be written indiscriminately based off of my own very questionable smut preferences. That said, please read responsibly as the subject matter does vary drastically. I.e. If you're offended by foalcon, don't read it. If you're offended by S&M, don't read it. In short don't be a masochistic twit, no one will kiss your boo-boo when you get butthurt... well, I might... *wink*