da best fanfic ever 420 swag it up wit yo host xXTHUNDERLIGHTNINGXx121212121 my awesome OC

by xXB3STFANFICWRI3REV3RxX

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 288

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-30 18:41:08 UTC

Chapter 1 - Strolling Down The Block In Cock Socks

Chapter 1 - Strolling Down The Block In Cock Socks

Thunderlighting in his human form, known as Barack Obama in human world, was taking a walk in the BAD PART OF TOWN.

As he was walking he ran into a mugger with a very dark shade of brown for his skin. He yelled at Obama "GIMMIE YO MONEY NIGGUH." Obama complied, fearful of his life... but then he remembered his secret sock Luna his super hot gf gave him when he defeated Discord. Obama whipped off his pants in a flash! "WOAH NIGGUH I AINT INTO THAT GAY SHEIT," said the mugger. Obama furiously ripped his underwear and in it was his little brown snake wrapped in a dark blue sock with white stains on the tips. "WOAH OKAY NOW NO NEED TO RAPE ME NOW I JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON." Obama yanked the sock off of his GLOURIOUS 12 INCH HORSE COCK AND IT SHONE A GLOURIOUS WHITE HUE BLINDING THE MUGGER. "AWW SHIT DA FUK IS DIS SHIT?" Celestia then came down from the heaven and forced the mugger onto the ground. "SHEEIT MAN I JUST WANTED THIS NIGGAS MONEY DA HELL IS GOING ON." Celestia then pee'd into the muggers mouth, "this reminds me when I pee'd in your mouth sexy," Celestia said seductively whilst she gave a wink towards Obama. We're gonna have some furious anal fucking later today Obama thought.

The mugger then drowned quickly in Celestia's glourious goddess piss and then Celestia gave Obama a kiss for good luck. "You ready to come home dear?" Celestia said. "FIRST WE NEED TO ANAL BANG" exclaimed Obama.

"Alrighty then... let's do it"