Anoj in Equestria

by Xx-Sniper_Masters-xX

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Original Character
Length: 1361

We all know Anoj right? The guy that makes videos about Halo... Battlefield... CoD... Gears of War... You know. Today we got a very special top 10 countdown of reactions and stuff. Mostly in Modern Warfare 3 but you get it. Enjoy!

Hey guys! Anoj here with the Top 10 countdown of Reactions, Trickshots, and lucky kills! Also to enter for a follower on Fimfiction viewers must answer this question. If at any given moment a child were to ask you for money... would you give some to the child?

Description: Anoj who is stuck in Equestria was in the middle of making yet another top 10 countdown of Black ops 2. But he is teleported and has no idea how to get back. What should he do to pass the time? Make videos of course!

Published 2013-09-30 20:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-30 20:50:03 UTC

Modern Warfare 3 Top 10 Freakout Reactions

'Hey Anoj! I got this hilarious video from Black ops 2. This guy threw a c4 onto this other guy and the c4 bounced off of him and the guy killed himself.'

'We already got tons of videos for that.'

'Shit! I didn't think we had that many!'

'What ever dude I'm in Machinima! I can figure this out.'

'Okay.'

God damn it... Hey I'm Anoj creator of the Top 10 series for CoD, Battlefield, Halo and Gears of War. You see I got a really hard time making these videos with my screen filling up with requests. None of them are as they used to be anymore. You see I need to start fresh! Like... A different place!

"Well video isn't going to make it by itself..." I began to do some fixing with the videos when I felt a some wind coming from behind me.

"The hell? I closed all the windows." I turned around to see that some "portal" opened.

"Maybe the galaxy is giving me a chance again! New videos! New life!" I jumped in without a care of what might happen to me. Hey maybe there will be new games for the top 10 countdowns!

"Uh... Celestia? Did you just open a portal in the castle?"

"Of course not Luna! I opened it inside Twilight's library!"

"Oh shit she gon' be mad."

"Watch your mouth."

The travel seemed to take forever for some strange reason... I thought I was travelling at lightspeed. Turns out lightspeed is not going very fast. I waited for a second before landing inside a library.

"Oh great! I landed back onto Earth!" I looked around in disgust. The library was small and not like my library. Then again it wasn't a place to look at in disgust.

"And who are you to come in my library?" A voice said from behind.

"Well I can tell you that you aren't the- OH MY GOD IT'S A PUNY TALKING HORSE!" I stared at the thing in horror. It was purple and had a horn sticking from it's mane... Maybe it's a unicorn from mythological studies?

"Excuse me but I am not a puny talking horse. I am a pony. Unicorn to be exact." Well looks like I'm screwed.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?"

"Uh... Anoj."

"What a strange name. Come with me."

"Hey aren't you thinking it's weird that I'm a human?"

"Since when are you a human? You're a pegasus."

"FUCK! OUT OF ALL OF THE SPECIES I GET PEG- Hey that isn't half bad."

"Mind your language."

"So I said 'If this is your best then you must be living under a rock!'" I said in a weird voice. Twilight laughed at the joke and went to a room that had a bed and... stuff.

"This is going to be your room."

"I'm cool with that." Twilight then shut the door and left me there.

"Okay so where should I start?" I was looking around when I noticed my Laptop on the bed. How did it get here? I looked around but there was nothing else.

"Well Anoj... Looks like it's back to top 10's..." I went right to work when I thought... Is there even games in this new world? I wondered and went downstairs to ask Twilight.

"Well... There is one specific game I used to play."

"WHAT IS IT?!"

"I think it was called Modern Warfare 3."

"MW3? What about Black ops 2 or Ghosts?"

"What?! The gaming industry is planning to make a Black ops 2?! I got to get out of here!" I watched as Twilight rushed out the door and went to every house and building. What have I done...

(Some weeks later)

"Okay so let me get this straight... You're giving me the audio from when you last played MW3?" Twilight nodded.

"I want to see if you're the real deal." I agreed to make the video and started right away. It took some time but eventually I made the video ready and posted it on Ponytube.

"So will this work?"

"Probably."

"...Hey Rainbow Dash come look at this!" Applejack summoned Rainbow Dash to look at a video she found on Ponytube.

"What is it. Is it another screamer video?" Rainbow asked.

"No. It seems to be a... Top 10 series by some Anoj pony." Rainbow stared at it for a while before responding.

"Well click it!" Applejack nodded and clicked on the video.

'Modern Warfare 3: Top 10 Freakout Reactions: Episode 1 by Anoj'

"Hey everyone it's Anoj. Now it's time for Modern Warfare 3 episode 1. The top 10 freakout reactions. Also make sure to submit your clips at top ten series dot com to be featured. The link is down below."

Quick A/N note! Red means the one that reacts. Blue is the not important ones. ( ) means sound effects or just random jokes.

NUMBER 10

"You see they ain't so bad. They su-"

*Dies*

"WAT THE MUDDA FUCKING HELL?! WHAT THE FUCK I WAS 1 KILL AWAY FROM MA FUCKING MOAB!"

(This is what our next generation is going to be)

"Whoa...Calm down Rainbow."

"FUCK YO MAMMA THIS IS A LIFE CRISIS HERE!"

*rage quit*

"Heheheeheheheheheheheh."

NUMBER 9

"So Luna I've been wondering why I haven't gotten the Ospr-"

"Oh! Oh! Oh! OH! OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I GOT A QUAD! I GOT A QUAD!"

"You got a quad?!"

"I GAWT A QUAD!"

[NERDGASM]

"Wait which weapon?"

"MSR!"

(Oh sure)

[EVEN MORE NERDGASM]

"Saving to the vault!"

"AWESOME IDEA SHINING!"

NUMBER 8 (infected)

"Come on... INFECT LUNA ALREADY YA DICKS!"

"WE'RE TRYING AS HARD AS WE CAN!"

"No, no, NO, NONONONONONONO-"

*knife*
(high-pitched scream) "WHATTHEFUCKYOUFUCKINGGAYASSMUTHERFUCKERSIWASABOUTTOWINFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"

"Ha ha! BITCH! TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW!"

(That's what she said)

"Oh my god YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FUCKAIOUSBFDKAHBSFSHDKHBFKASHDKFJH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*game ends in defeat* Luna wins.

"OH MY GOD!"

(You can really hear him trying as hard as he can to break the console with the controller :P)

*Starts to cry*

NUMBER 7

"..."

(Silence)

"..."

(Silence)

'Gets a M.O.A.B'

(Silence)

"........"

'Calls in M.O.A.B'

(Teammates notice M.O.A.B)

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"CELESTIA GAWT DA NUKE! CELESTIA GAWT DA NUKE!"

(Screaming and more screaming.)

(So much for silence)

"AHHHH!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU RECORDED THAT LUNA!"

"YES I DID!!!!!"

(That's what she said)

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(M.O.A.B explodes)

(More screaming)

NUMBER 6

"Aw she's gonna miss it watch! Luna's gonna miss it!"

"There is no way she'll land that shot!"

*BOOM HEADSHOT*

"..."

"What..."

"The..."

"Fuck..."

[Awkward Silence]

(So does anyone want to react? We need entertainment.)

*Next round*

"So... About that hit."

"Yeah..."

"It was FUCKING AWESOME!"

"Meh."

[coughing]

NUMBER 5

"MOM! STOP BOTHERING ME!"

"But I just want you to try these cookies."

"I DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COOKIES!"

"Why don't you just pause it?"

[FAIL]

"Mom, you CAN'T PAUSE THE FUCKING GAME WHEN IT'S ON MULTIPLAYER!!!"

"Excuse me? I raised you to be a good stallion but instead you just snap at me like I'm some nobody!"

(takes off mic)

"I DON'T CARE MOM THIS IS MY GAME. MY ROOM. AND MY FUCKING HOUSE! Now if you want to not have me as your child then fine but you better respect me in this house do you understand?!"

"I'M YOUR MOTHER! YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO!"

"Okay just get the fuck out of my house."

"FINE!"

(stomping is heard)

(puts mic back on)

"Okay so are we still winning?"

"Uh..... I think you should take a break."

"WHAT!"

*everyone leaves game*

(Forever Alone)

~Adobe player has crashed~

"Aw what?! I was enjoying too much and then Adobe crashed!"

"You actually enjoyed hearing yourself rage?"

"NO! But the others were hilarious!"

"True..."

"Let's leave. I don't want to leave Scootaloo alone for too long."

For some strange reason the name "Skeeter" is mentioned in number 10 for this video below. WHATEVER! If you have seen it before... Watch it again! XD

Author's Note

Winner will be announced next chapter. But there needs to be at least 10 people that have answered the question.