My name is Air Ramp, or it was, and I wanted to be a Pegasus. One might ask the question of 'why,' and to that, I have many answers, if only one has the time to settle for a moment and listen. In this telling of my life, beginning with the days before I set out to gain my wings, is contained the events that lead me to losing sanity and my fiancé, becoming a father (or very close to it), gaining my wings, learning to fly, and... well... I can't reveal everything right off the 'Bat' can I?

So come, little fillies and colts, and you older folks, come and listen to how an Earth Pony gained his wings, and may the intrigue that surrounds it prompt you to delve ever deeper into the less than utopian world that we Ponies have come to assume is true, and the secrets that which it holds!

Cover image by: Sinnibeau. See more of her art at these locations (Some may be NSFW):
www.furaffinity.net/user/sinibeau/
http://scarletcritter.tumblr.com
http://sini-beau.deviantart.com/