Your Gonna Love My Nuts

by Kasurion

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 332

Vince The Slap Chop guy is transported to Equestria through a magic portal. Can the ponies resist Vince's incredible offer on the Slap Chop? Or will they be forking up $19.95?

After being transported to Equestria by a magic portal, Vince The Slap Chop Guy decides that it's the perfect place to promote the Slap Chop. It just makes sense to sell a Slap Chop to a pony, right? Think about it…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-30 22:34:49 UTC

Hi, It's Vince With Slap Chop

"This is going to be super duper ooper, Twilight! I can't wait, I can't waiiiit!" Pinkie Pie squealed.

"Pinkie Pie, it's just a spell." Twilight Sparkle chuckled.

"I know, but it's going to be a super duper ooper spell! Am I right?!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Well, if you want it to be 'super duper ooper' than I guess so." Twilight replied.

Twilight had been working on a special spell. A spell that only an alicorn could manage. The spell in question? A portal spell. A human portal spell, to be specific. She had been working out the kinks and was finally ready to try it for real. If Princess Celestia had a portal, why couldn't she? The only difference with this portal, was that it only brought in humans, and exported humans back to earth. They didn't change into ponies, they kept their human form.

Flipping through the pages of the book beside her, Twilight read every word carefully, wanting to be one hundred percent sure she could pull off the tricky spell. Pinkie stood behind her, reading the book along with Twilight, not understanding a word of what she was reading.

"Gee, all that magic stuff looks really confusing." Pinkie Pie said as Twilight looked back at her.

"Not really. Once you've performed so many spells, some of them are easy to get a hang of. Other spells, like this one, take a lot of power. It's not what's needed to perform the spell, it's how much power you put into it. So it's not really confusing, it just takes patience, concentration, and plenty of power." Twilight smiled.

"Yeah." Pinkie replied, scratching her head. "So, when are you gonna do it?" Pinkie asked, excited to watch.

"Well, actually, i'm just about ready." Twilight closed the book with her magic, and levitated it to the book shelf.

Pinkie Pie squealed, happy that all this studying that Twilight has been doing was finally going to pay off.